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An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by The Bismarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, N. D., and en- tered at the postoffice at Bismarck as second class mail matter. GEORGE D. MANN President and Publisher. Sybseription Rates Payable in $7.20 Advance Daily by carrier, per year Daily by mail per year (in Bis- marck) Daily by mail per year (in state outside Bismarck) Daily by mail outside of North Dakota The Bismarck Tribune 7.20 5.00 6.00 other nations at Geneve in an effort to preserve the peace of the world and, at the same time, maintain in- ternational justice. ** # How strongly the Chinese feel about the Menchurian invasion has been indicated in news dispatches from the Celestial Republic, by its j ambassador at the League of Na- local laundryman and high school student. Jung, who is 18, is a member ef @ Chinese patriotic society and recent- ly received a poster from headqupr- ters calling upon him and others in sympathy with the homeland to hoy- cott Japanese-made goods. old principle by joining with the tions and in Bismarck by John Jung,| Only three years away from Ching, although the son of an Americeg 2.50; citizen, Jung says he knows the en- tire nation is inflamed and indig- Dakota, per year 1.50 4 Weekly by mail in Canada, per - nant at the injustices Japan is al- year 2.00] leged to have wrought. Member of Audit Bureau of ‘The poster says in part: Circulation “Our country has keen invaded. Japan has broken the law of ne- tions and violated the sovereign- ty of China, Her attack of Muk- den, capital of Manchuria, 9n Saturday, September 19, 1931, is a crime against civilization. For Japan thus to break the peace, in direct violation of the Kellogg anti-war pact, makes her an out- law among nations. “Japan claims that Chinese soldiers blew up a bridge on the South Manchurian railway at Peitaying, three milesfrom Muk- den. No definite proof of this has yet been offered. But on this flimsy pretext, she invaded and ’ oeeupied all of South Manchu- ria.” Now Jung, in truly patriotic fash- ion, is looking around for some Japa- nese product against which he can practice a one-man boycott. It is upon such things that wars are based. ‘Weekly by mail in state, per year$1.00 Weekly by mail in state, three Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of ell news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this news- r and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. (Official City. State and County Newspaper) Foreign Representatives SMALL, SPENCER, LEVINGS & BREWER (Incorporated) CHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON A Hot Spot for the League Regardless of whether they have exercise the Oriental guile for which they are famoys or the child- like innocence which heathen peoples The Final Thirty are supposed to njay, the Chinese! suing nae net Te to the have put the League of Nations on 8! active life of Carl Nelson, widely hot spot. known newspaperman who died in Their very faith in the power and Bismarck Wednesday. ability of the league to adjust the) as i) acquainted with the print- Manchurian situation to the satis- ing craft know, “thirty” mazks the faction of all concerned 15 Wh8t/ eng of the period of labor when the makes it difficult for the league, f0F) pares of the day are done and rest is, it is plain that China expects some-| a+ hand. For Carl Nelsan, Werneg- thing to be done about it. day was the last “thirty” for a worth- The league, admitting that the sit-| while citizen. uation presents a crisis in its exist-/ Nelson was widely known among ence, nevertheless apparently is UN-| nis fellows in the newspaper craft! willing to do anything. As long 85/45 , man with firm convictions and the competition which the league had) the spirit of a crusader. In @ pro- tq judge was merely that of fin2) tession where the tendency is to grow words and flowery phrases, it WAS 4) cynical, he could always arouse en- great institution. In such periods) thusiasm for a cause which to him the league seemed capable of accOMm-| seemed just. A vigorous fighter for plishing wonders. what he conceived to be right, he' But the Chinese have taken the) nevertheless set a ‘worth-while ex-! league and its principles off af @M/ ample to others in that fe never) abstract plane and put them square-| descended to the mean apd pelty ly against a concrete fact. It wants) things with which a great prcfeasion| the Jeague to investigate and adiydi-| often has been tainted. He dealt in! cate the situation which has devel- principles, not in personalities. oped in Manchuria. . Honest, faithful and conscientious. The request has been made PUb-|Neigon often disregarded his own} licly. All the nations know about 1t.! personal interests to fulfill what he! Unless the diplomats at Geneva CAN) regarded as his duty to a spciely, find a way to evade the situation, OF) which he strove in many ways 10] conditions adjust themselves before! petter, even though society was not they finally have to make a decision, slways responsive to his urgings the league will have to take s0me|toward a higher development. sort of action. Upon the charagter) is many friends in the newspaper] of that action will depend the respect! ang other pusinesses will miss his! which the world will have for the| cheerful smile and his friendly at- League of Nations in the future. titude. They sorrow 9s they write! The very helplessness of the Chi-| the final “Thirty” after his name. nese is what makes the situation dif- ficult, but the fact also makes it one wae unusually susceptible to league treat-|| Editorial Comment ment. If Ching had been prepsred|| raitorials to go to war with any reasonable as- nd of ti surances of success, we should have seen bloody fighting long ere this. Im that event the leaders of the’ league could have talked themselves hoarse without having to shoulder ‘any responsibility. Byt the Chinese are in no position ta fight and so they adopt an atti- tude of non-resistance and turn hopeful eyes toward Geneva. Sp far as the world is concerned, they have issued an ultimatum which may make mare history than could possibly be made by a war between the two yel- low peoples. ‘They have demanded, in effect, that the league either perform or confess its inability to do so. If the league meets the situation adequately it will give new promise to @ war-weary world and many who; have had little confidence in it will view it in a more kindly spirjt. If it epnfesses by the puttering, side- stepping and artifices which diplo- mats know only tog well, it will have Proved what a monstrous fraud it) really is. i From the current situation we are ligely to see either @ re-birth of the idea that nations, acting in epneert, can adjudicate troubles among na- tions, or we may see prof thet na- tipnal avarice, greed and ambition are scornful of world opinion when there is gqmething to be gained. **# & Meanwhile, America watches with interest and some anxiety the pqr- ligipation of its government in the Sino-Japanese muddle. To date, America has refused to be party to the league's activities in an official way, although it has had “observers” at eyery big league meeting and these douptiess have attempted to inter- pret the attitude of our government. In the present crisis, however, the United States makes a sort of hack- dopr entry ta the council table upon its own expressed willingness togerve ang the desire of the other nptions te have the world’s great western! power with it ip whatever action may be taken. 1 Regardless of the rige or {all of the rinted below show the ht by other editors. shed without regard or disagree Pit to whether they agrep with The Tribune's policies, For and Against Beer (New York Times) Multitudingus voices cry for beer. One argument is directed at the farmers. Think of how mypeh grain went to the making of fermented: liquors. Sedyctive statistics have been spread upon the record. Surely the fafmers must welcpme this pow- erful sut lary stream of relief. But they have heen able tq restrain their enthusiasm. The executive commit- tee pf the National’ Grange has stud- ied the matter. It declares that beer will not help, but hurt. According to the Gri economists, since 1917 “the Pei Ha of fairy Praducts glone increased 242.7 pounds per cap- ite in terms of milk eqolvaiens” The grain used to make this immensely Tilsen quote of butter, cheese, ice cream and so on wag about three times as much as wag used by the beer and ale makers in 1917. Be- sides, twenty-five baljen pounds of Toughage were requi There has been a mt h greater de- mand for eggs and 'y products in the making of bread, cake, ap . pastry. If this increase should he checked by the restoration of the brewing industry, agriculture would suffer ‘a trement loss,” in the opinion of, the committee. Beer is food. Necessarily it will papanete with other foods. ue leave it to the sgphisters, economists calcula- tors to fight about had Nauk and the conclusions set forth by the com- paar. Qur purely impersonal jnter- est in the matter is that the repre- sentatives of a powerful saciety of farmers regard a ber Tengigsance as @ heightener, not @ lenitive, of agri- cultural depression. BARES THE GHOST Seattle, Wash—A “ghost” wasrun- pine eet fi the ‘ye yard a nkkbottom. sever: nights it had played havoc with his livestock and poultry. Martin de- cided to investigate. He took a flash- light and gun. Hearing a noise in the barnyard, he crept close. Flash- ing the light he located the “ghost.” It was a small brown bear that had been visiting the barn to get at some honey Martin had stored there. PRACTICE I Washington —What w Bel tice cons Tule after Department of Commerce announces Lepgue of Nations, therefore, it can-|that after that date the practice of not be denied that Ameriea is ex-|e¥cling an airp to the left will be Eyes of the World! — | eassin amidship. js le lor emergency E | ahead’ an hota engines, pyt a der Hehe and jut Fest the edo's course wh on eo eartaos turned sharply toward the vessel, and strupk the stern of the Cassin. One of the Cassin’s engines was disabled, but she was able tg continue under way, circling in search of the An hour later she dis- ATTACK ON bl eg air On Oct. 16, 1917, ti . 8. 8. Cas- sin, American destroyer, had @ nar-; row escape after being attacked in te ver zone by @ German subma- ring. While the Cassin was on 01 | submarine. ‘duty, the submarine was sighted|covered the submarine’s conpipg tow- about five miles away. It was onjer and fired four shots, but the sub- the surface. The Cagsin, under com-| marine had aped. mand of Commander Waiter H. Ver- epee at full speed toward! argentina leads all South Ameri- She searched the vicinity for 30/c@n countries in radio, having 43 sta- minutes, when Commanger Vernou tions and about 400,000 receivers. GUILTY © 1931 BY NEA you, Norma. { had to talk to All this that’s been in the pap I dfdn’t know gpything t it until I got a letter trom Hollis Stone. That was three wepks agg, T've been traveling ever since,” “But you didn’t tell me where you've been.” “Didn't 17 South Americe. Ob, 1 torgot—of course you don’t know. Norma, I came to tell you there's nothing { wouldn't do to erase the injustices you've been through. was to blame for part of them. Oh, yes I was! Only a blind fool like myself would have believed the things the lawyers told me in Paris. I couldn't understand why you hadn't written—” CHAPTER XLVIII qpanes was no light in the hall and the room was in dusk. The figure oytlined in the doorway was indistinct. One glance told Norma that it was not Chris. “Oh!” she said, “{ —I thought it was someone else!” She stepped forward and at the same moment the man Ip the doar: way moved. Norma could gee his face more clearly. Suddenly she felt as though the floor were sink- ing beneath her. Her heart pound- ed terrifically and something hot and burning caught in her throat, “Mark!” she cried hysterically. “It ere I did write! So many let: isn't youl , l nee geet MEEeE “While 1 was in Paris? You “I hope I didn’t startle you.” Mark's voice! Oh, but there was no doubt of it, Mark staring at h as though he, too, could not believe bis ey: “I telephoned, Norma, but they told me you weren't hére, I couldp’t wait any longer and aq I came—" “But it can’t be! It can’t be you, wrote to me there?” Norma nodded. Mark said bitter- ly, “So that’s another way they Ntpicked me! Well, that about makes it complete. I guess you've been glad to be-riq of me all right. Abput ss poor a specimen of hus- band as ever lived! 1 don't expect you to take me back, Norma. [ didn’t even cqmg here with that, hope. I only want to tell you f know you've heen fing and square all along. I knew that even when I listened to their lies.” For a burning instant thelr eyes met. It was Normg who was first to look away. . My” he girl swayed. She put gut “one bapa and fejt Mark's arm akout her, long way olf she seemed to hear his voice, He wag saying some- thing about cold water. What was that blackness pefore her eyes? How wes it that Mark was there and she could not see him? “Mark!" the girl. cried a: in| “It’s good of you to say that,” she trembling voice. You— you| told him slowly. “But yoy mustn't. come back?” blame yourself for everything. I’ve made migtakes—Ipts of them.” “But I do plame myself! did more for an anyone else in the world ever has. Those months with you were the -appiest of my life and I threw thu: happl- ness away.” Travers went on after @ pause, “Seems ofd finding you here {p the old apartment. I didn't know where to look fof you, I tele janed because I thought Chris might be here.” Norma said, “I'm still living with Chris,” He helped her to the Saranport, rested heF head against the pillows. ‘Then sho felt something cold on her forehead. Mark was holding a cup to her fips, urging her to drink. “Um all right,” Norma protested. She could see him now. Across the Ri the table lamp was burning. lark was on his knees beside the dayenport. His face was close to Norma's. “Better now?” he asked. The girl's deeply fringed eyelids widened. She gaid in a voice bare- You 1 i Wa ere, 8 whisper, “How did you Mark slancea about, noting the “L'1 tell you, I'll tell you every-| Sbabby furnishings. Obviously ber, “upl I tf "4 y pee fl teen vou ennd me. I didn't| told mp you'd ran away, I sign rt a sick, Norma.| know bow tp flog yon ea I wei You're thinner. You jook pal “| South Americ y As the Bi ore dg ne Pate merce wi Hey veve added, “Don't move. Just le the and rest rite ied le there Norma objected. There was grihles wrong with ber, she said. he wanted to know where Mark had come trom? What had he been doing? “t=Vve never heard anything workin ther F si hee ieee ean a or You'd like him, Norma, 1 don’t know anything about engineering but he’s been teaching me. It’s a wonderful country down there. I'm going back again.” ” “To South Ameri aboyt you,” she paid, “since ygy| Travers ete )h, 1 coulgp’t went away. To didn’t get any Ief-] hang around bere Nothing for me ro. * tg do in Mi ue talked of inconsequential things—as men and women who have a great deal to say to each terg— i Ned young man sat facing her. “It's a pretty rotten story.” be said soberly, “1 ought to be tending a helping hand in the time|* A¥ nf, Perenlasion Hust be of need. It has cast dn the ume folaned fom Hoe eee 2 seamed to tell it to yau-=and 1 Only 1 bad to come to see ber, mint Pb Ms 1 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY | know they If the noblest man in the world’ he will re- riba ig treated a8 9 aot to it by being R16, 1981 today some of our | au Governor es* & scqungrel, scOl Pulnyal. Here more. Rudy lion oF ‘Whi money” in catering to the and exclusive social set. they had plenty of money! And h was right. Within the last few Kahps, Wh | __ Quotations Test ed ~ te ; If all the folks in the United States would do the few simple things they ought to do, most of oyr big problems would take care of themselves.—Calvin Coolidge. ee % New York teachers tend to favor girls rather then boys in marking. —Professor Teachers’ Ci lege. +e * I believe it ig possible for a man by nature to care for more than woman at the same time—Rudy Vale lee. ee The World war was fought to make the world “safe for democracy,” buf te tr id, “there's some- Li to make 8 set allowance for you. As though It alimony. [t's‘been bothering @ for months wondering if you had, money, thinking you were working too hard. Besides it’s only falr—" “But { couldn't take it!” the girl Wpjeresviea. “I couldn't, Mark! g kind of you but please don’t say any more gbout it,” He seemed disappointed. “1 want to tell you it’s my own money I'm talking about. I’m not rich but we're getting along fairly well. You see it was really you who me how to work, Norma. That's one of the things I’) always he indebted to you for.” She smiled, “As a floorwalker in & department store?” “Yes, a8 & floorwalker. Those weekg at Blossomdale's wet for me.” Impulsively he the way ] can't! only sive and me ani want me?” You will!” course, for him. re wid “We used to have fun—didn’t we?” Norma's smile disappeared. “Fes,” she agreed. “We had tun.” ‘Phere was a pause. Traverg fin- gered his hat, “Well,” he gaid, “you're tired and 1 shouldn't gtay longer. Li} only here for a few darn it ‘Td like to see you ggain e ” think I'm Morning! Norma’s going to marry “y ee think we'd better, Mark. me and we're sailing for South years AED, “ee Ite—rather useless.” ‘ nee kiat Bat sea ; pt ta re ready to nore or sink “ . ut world. ‘The: ve mt meen you don't want to seq wouldn’t Norma!” \_ couple of political planks ready te “ The other girl nodded. *Any- save themselves. lomething like that, Of course where,” she said, “Anywhere at ** 1 wish you luck—gnd Jots of happt- Dess. Abruptly be caught her hand. “Norme—t" freavatt ttt, Mand stopped abruptly. The dppr from the corridor had opened, @hrig Saunlers stoad there. In her arma bundie of blankets. In two hounds teen Ay th pe in ee pal!” “Qh, you Uttle precious! fae ata you set him, Chris? How did yqu?” ly. “Bhrr—bbrr!” Norma's face had become raptur; from me again! Never—never!"" Bde Sues Glightly, spcking the Traverg’ yaica bi ti “Norma a0 flan tal don’t mean—?" Ho stared from one sir} to the other, excitedly, Me—yoy | ise It way Gb) i lied. th amv fa cn me. Wetaxise “It’s your son, Mal You ought to be introduced to him. Only don't Alger stories. His of typing sermons for ong clergymen. Then he dear,” *Mark—kiss me!” The baby’s voice rose in @ dis senting wail and Chris made a grab “Let me hat Come to your Aunt Ch before your parents abuse you. By the way—will somebody please en- lighten me as to what's been hap- pening here? ['m beginning to * e * in New York, Qct, 16—One of syngo- Meyer Davis, And Valige, to be sure, has a 80 tucked away. need nat mortgage, if any, on the ol fi has somet Pigust’a fey months spo fe apneaced | he gor bask, he gathered same of his a@ few mont ago ay ot q ot at a porty given by Helph Stvasabur- | musi eget ger, Philadpiphis said to have rece! $10,000—just for 9 few hours. + % % But that’s getting @ bit ahegd ofjiess hotel there. The management the story! There's ae orca ginning: At 20, Meyer Davis was a student| for at George Washington was working lege after the best traditions of the| vue-Stratford. He became.a musical first Joh consisted | pet of the society folk. From Palm his way a. At that time the official Washing-| usually up. URA LOU ROOKMAN AGE” ‘Travers dropped to his knees he side Norma and the baby. Norma!” he exclaimed, “why didn’t You tel} me? Oh, you can’ Auth D thought you did! Give me another chance, darling? I love you so, Norma. I'll do anything em world e veal ance, Fou ectbe bowel” a=-the “Mark,” Norma said the words softly, “do you—reslly mean you “More than my own life! ¥qu’ll come back to me, Norma. Say ERE were tears of happiness on her lashes. They made the blue eyes-even more star-like. "Ot murmured, she seeing things.” {You'll see a lot more,” Travers told her. “Can you come to a wed- fing tomorrow? First thing in the g!] Mark wants to go!” Chris sat back. “‘Well, of all the H idiots!” she exclaimed. She saw it they were not listening. Chris raised her voice. weren't completely might interest you to know there's ing to be another soon. I told | yb two days ago ¥'d marry him.” “You—and bt = Oh, ris, that’s wonderful!” “Didn't you guess? Bob told me thing just as spon as you're feeling | (PEF WS 4at Much money here. ‘By soing to the Friendship| he tried to talk to yqu it it. better. It’s not much of ry’ “I’m working in an office in the| Hams. ¥ou could beye had him Wantea to ask if you thi t I'd Might have known the shock would | ame building where Chris works,”| back days ago only after that) have him. As th ben i do.gomething fike this. {diot that| Norms explained. “I’m secre! threatening letter we didn’t think] goubt. Oh, Norma, I'm erazy about Tami Here—can 1 fiz thogp pil:| for a literary agent—Fregerich | It was safe.” b. L have been f m ol lows more comfortably?” Stuart. But you hasen’t told me Norms was got ligteping. She| Travers said, y don’t. you | Norma shook her head. “It's as| What you've been doing in South | was RE ling off the clumsy blankets | come along tomorrow Let's make though I’m dreaming,” she said| America, When did you go thera?" | aud the baby’s cap. The brown hair, | {ta double wedding.” softly. “You'll go away when I| “Over a year ago. I—well, 1| curling and downy, became visible,| “Do Chris!” Norma eh wake up, won't euy fleet want to come back when I| Brown eyes emiled seraphically,| “Well,” 8! id, “it sounds crazy won't go,” Mark reassured] thought you were gone. My father “Bhrr—birri" the baby ‘gurgled| byt I’m willing to if Bob is, I Promised to telephone him—and 1 ess you two will excuse me all She pressed the child close ig it.” “Mother's precious,’ They were perfectly willing to do he cr . “Ob, you darling! | that. As the dogr élaged No fou're never going to be away|head sank to Mark's ‘And then after what seemed such a long time Norma heard bis voice. The same tone, the same laughing. teasing words she had heard ‘so Many times. “Happy, kid?” “Ob, Mark!” the girl breathed. “We're always going to be bappy think love nor money Hil O95 get poe ae 5 tl nd go they up 7 fram her, Nal 9 alight: (ray END) ree PB. P, Baxter Americs is the conflict of opposites, of ageinss Tetrogression—Normay Lind- phenoms is the ‘ork pilot’—or or- if you prefer. blisher, and & check forjout in ’Frisco. And did the capital jyersity. He} school, Four years later he intro- of $ formance, fiddling in a town orches- me, “Why, pate ™ that child! » angel, “If you two lost to the 's et rs. r jt {ble, wer> about her. It was a long kiss—it was para ! of IS NEEDED "By DR, MORRI8 FISHBEIN Eaitor, Journal of the American Medical Association tupendous = Physicians emphasize the impor- feliat and at work Ipboratories ge find out see irene of is and try- ing to a Sore Of @ blood and of the tissues that will enable the mak- Paatoie “wach these teste erp found, Prete Wen Ge ten the can” per much earlier than ig now the case. , Rone of thel f relignce must still be aged on the family doctor who sees the patient first for most 5 the femily doctor is to make a his| diagnosis early, he will have to do itwo things: (1) Carefully record the OF i story of the petient’s complaints as . i told fo fim by the patient in to the proper questions. (2) physical examination nt, which wil} include ac- inspection of the v cayi- of the body, and actual insertion his fingers into such places ag can- seen, + And conceived— inclined college pals and is| showed them how they were playing folk arch their eyebrows. ‘The Willard was quite the swank- be-] wanted novelty. Davis was hired to ply the rough-and-ready rhythms $00 a week. He deserted law gh _col-| duced a unit in Philadelphig’s Belle- the town| Beach to Bar Harbor his bands be- 2 a per-|gan to follow the social seasons. He in for “party bookings,” where lees were from $5,000 up—and "Dally Health Servi EARLY DIAGNOSIS AND CARE IN CANCER CASES No Positive Tests for Determiping Condition Have Been Established in Medicine So Far surgeans show definitely at least 10 cent or big lives oy end the diggnasig ia made earl e treatment applied, than can be saved when there is considerable delay in action. It is now possible to save 9 con- siderable percentage of women who suffer with cancer of the reproduc- tive organs, the methods of treat- ment including both the use of the knife for surgical removal and the use of X-ray and of radium. Re- gardless of the method used, how- ever, early diagnosis and ereetnart 4s far more important than the meth- od of treatment applied. Cancer of the stomach is one of the most serious forms of cancer. Un- fortunately, the great fatality in this condition is due largely to the fact that people wait so long before hav- ing anything done. There is a rea- ts.) sonable chance of benefit in cancer of the stomach and of the bowels if operation is performed early. The is dependent on careful chemical tests of the secretions and on the use of the X-ray. Finally, cancer of the breast in women must be given prompt con- sideration. Any growth in the breast If there is bleeding amination mey be life saving. there is a growth that is painful and does not move, it is likely to be can- cer. Only a competent physician who is thoroughly familiar with such con- ditions can make the diagnosis in the individual case. have demonstrated that there's more money in flying than Ke photography. * Booed by a crowd at a football game, Capond left. Hereafter he'll believe in hoo-gymen. (Copyright, 1931, NEA Service, Inc.) KINDNESS REWARDED Memphis. For kindness shown an old prospector while in Alaske, Mr. and Mrs. L. D. Bogan are now part owners of a valuable gold mine. The Bogans, who recently returned to this city, had taken care of Jacques de Clanches, 70-year-old pragpector of Haines, Alaska. He died recently and reyarded them with a share in his e. STICKERS *e * One day a tated hea boned Leo Reisman came ooking jor @ job. Davis let Reisman run unit. Today. Reisman is another s0- ciety band leader. Rudy Vallee also |came in looking work, Daws turned him dawn because “he looked 00 listless.” Harry Rosenthal, the pianist who created a furor 4n “June Moon”; Nat Brusiloff, of radio broad- east fame; Jacques Renard and doz- ens of others were in Davis’ groups. te Smith took a job at $7.50 a night ginging in the Chevy Chase. She was so good they transferred ‘her to the Le Paradis at $15. Eddie Dow- ling noticed her and started her on the way to her present fame and fortune. As a business man, Davis annexed himself a “piece” in amusement parks and hotels; in dance pavilions and swanky resorts. Half a dozen such he now owns. He is reported to have a “slice” of the new Waldorf. Qne of his properties is the Chantecler Club in Washington. vi Today he's cgnsidered the wealth- !fest orchestra man in the world. (Copyright, 1931, NEA Service, Inc.) f BARBS | | o Now that Bossy Gillis has been fined again for getting into a brawl it would seem that even if he doesn’t drink there’s a kick in his punch. ee | An old college odor reunited friends after 10 years, proving that occasion- ally eyen your best friend can tell you. ie You Say ne % Senator Bingham says we're losing our liberty. Well, maybe the prohi- bition amendment wasn’t an issue 12 At least Pangborn and Herndon orld,” she said, “I might give you | : was a tiny blanketed agure, US ASS brag ASS OP Tis GOS! DESERT, f lalmed. “Why: t you, Merk?” Chris nodded, blushing. “While GREED OF 40 MLES PER There came a wail from the you're talking about weddings {t | FoR 16 MLES ... we, CURIQUS WORLD _ Canyou arrange the above five pieces ° to form a cross? FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: U.8. PAT.OFF.