The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, July 17, 1931, Page 4

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Logan Payne Co. if CHICAGO NEW YORK BOS™ON| Lip Service | One of the things which the voters; of the state and nation have always) to contend with is the difficulty of| determining between real service and} jglver of the bribe is declared in- |nocent while Fall is found guilty. 9 of the various trials, however, sensed {the sordidness of what 2.50) | Fall should stand as a warning to all courageously eral who directed the affairs which brought the Harding administration into disrepute. If that band of loot- ers surrounding Harding had ring leaders, Senator Fall must have sat with them, militant or quiescent, as the case may be. Fall's offense was great because he knew better. He held an important public office. He gambled with it and was convicted after a fair trial. One of the vagaries of justice, in- explicable to the masses, is that the ‘Those who followed the testimony took place between Fall and Doheny. One is freed and one jailed. The ends of justice may have been but partially served, yet the conviction of in public places of trust. A Distinguished Churchman North Dakota loses a most distin- guished churchman and citizen in the death of Bishop Tyler. His influence for the betterment of humanity was great and those who came in contact with him could not help but feel the Kindly spirit that radiated genuine cordiality. His mission in this state was not an easy one. Comparatively speak- ing there are few communicants of his faith in North Dakota and the boundaries of his diocése are far flung, comprising the city chureh as well as the humble Indian mission of the prairies. He faced his duties and with great zeal. When death came, Bishop Tyler was} preparing to inspect one of the In-/| dian missions at the Fort Yates! reservation. He was keenly interested} in the work which the church is do- ing among the Indian charges of the lip service. | It is sad but true that they are not) always successful, for in some cases! the men who talk the smoothest win| sonality was magnetic and he had than many friends in all denominations, A those who honestly buckle down to) Virginian by birth, he had many of jthose admirable qualities of a South- ice to the electorate whose favor they ern gentleman but there was nothing sectional in Struck out more enthusiastic approval their jobs and try to give real serv- have solicited. Occasionally, however, a case of lip- service is so apparent to everyone that one wonders how an astute politician! could haye committed such a blun-j der. | A perfect illustration is the letter) made inadvertently about some policy|the song managed to establish the| Hoyt's “A Trip to Chinatown.” addressed recently by Governor!|affected by the Mason and Dixon line.|B0Wery as a symbol of roughness and/ was sung by that same Steve Brodie barter ian Shafer to the auditors of all North! Dakota counties asking them to sup- ply officials of every tax district im-| mediately with data affecting their tax levy. The idea was to assist them in reducing local taxes—and to por- tray the governor as the state’s most ardent advocate of tax reduction. It is a subject for wonder as to, whether the governor thinks his ges-/ ture had the desired effect. That it did seems improbable to the unbiased | observer. In fact, it hardly even! seems to be good politics, which is #d-, naps, of the southland, felt rebuked | ditional cause for wonder, since the! anq chastened in spirit. ! governor has been credited with be- ing a clever politician. | It seems only reasonable to suppose: that the public will compare the gov- ernor's professed sentiments with his| record. It shows not a single action/ either end, props to rest the cob be- looking toward reduction of state taxes which are—or should be—his/ the side. immediate official concern. Instead of tax reduction, 2 con-! Sclentious investigation of the payroll! classified column of a Dallas new: and an effort to correlate the work! paper for rain within 48 hours. I of state offices so they will cost less! 36 hours, money, the voter sees in the gover-/saved his cotton and gorn, Of course) 3 nor's record only the creation of new) it pays to advertise! commissions, the appointment of new) office holders, the parceling out of| new jobs, | At the legislative session of 1927 L. L. Twichell, over-lord of the gover-| nor's political faction, admitted that! a certain state employe was on the! payroll for political purposes only.| The governor seeks tax reduction—| but that appointee still is in office] and drawing a state salary. To be/ sure, the governor has held out the! chimera of tax reduction to bel achieved in the future through the. workings of a governmental survey commission. But that commissioh| now 1s costing the people additional| sums in tax money—and state tax| reduction appears to be as far away) as ever. | Another angle to the governor's ef-) fort to crash the front page as a tax-| reducer appears impolitic. It is the! fact that his letter is at least an in-/ direct insult to the several thousand) officials of the several thousand tax- ing districts in the state. One could/ read into the letter an inference by| ‘the governor that they are unfamiliar with their duties and with the busi-| ness of the school districts, town- ships, counties, villages and cities which they serve. There is nothing to indicate that they are less efficient in their jobs’ than the governor is in his job. Some of them may resent the gov- ernor’s action in pointing to the mote in their eyes while he ignores the beam in his own. Such resentment would be no more than human. Fall Is Going to Jail Because the ends of justice must) — |the South felt that here was a South- {the levels predicted by Stafford King, nation. Bishop Tyler was a deep student and an eloquent speaker. His pers his viewpoint and he vigorously against any division between the North and the South. Not mi at a mei dinner, the suggestion was! When the bishop arose to speak, his | eves flashed fire and he gave a most| stirring address upon the unity o} the Republic, Those who might have| felt that there were still some of the] old division of ideas and ideals of government between the North and rner.who had only contempt for| 2 those who could see anything but a) 3 thoroughly united Republic. He! 3 spoke as a loyal Virginian, and those| 2 who had spoken, thoughtlessly per- 2 Somebody is always taking the suc- eulent joy out of corn on the cob. Now they are buttering and salting it) in advance, placing silver holders on) tween bites—with a finger bowl on A Texas farmer advertised in the the torrent arrived and Editorial Comment || Editorials printed below show. They are published without reg to whether they agree or disagree with The Tribune's poli A Tax Increase in Prospect (Minneapolis Tribune) The taxpayer's hope that “some- thing can be done” about the 10 per cent increase in prospect for next! year is perfectly understandable, but the fact remains that the taxpayer’ interest in the matter will never ex tend to the point of denying himself, whatever he may happen to want at a the expense of the city and state. 4 Almost everyone will agree that the| = 2 2 idea of taxes mounting next year to; and George M. Link is simply out-| Tageous. No one wants to see the state levy rocketing to or beyond the! high figure of 1919, as the state audi-) tor seems to think it may, and no one can contemplate with any great) amount of joy the outlook for an in-| crease of 7.72 mills in the combined) levies of the city and state. The thought of the small homeowner sce-} ing his taxes soar from $150 to $165.44) on ® $2,000 assessed valuation, or ‘of any home-owner, for that matter,| 2 having his already heavy burden in-| 3 creased, is calculated to make virtual. ly everyone writhe with a gorgeous! sense of indignation. The Tribune wot. . be more sanguine about the possibilities for tax relief if tax relief could be obtained by the relatively simple method of being in- lignant over all prospective increases, ible is, of course, that the keeping down of taxes has somehow become inextricably involved with the keeping down of public expenditures, and that while we are all enthusias- #8 New Americans in a by-gone generation first heard of New York's historic |Bowery through an old topical song. York, It went, as you will recall: “The Bowery, the Bowery! They say such things and they do such things {On the Bowery, the Bowery! years ago, in Bismarck/1'] never go there any more. . July 17.—Millions of -”|reveals that “the Bowery, the Bow- This was merely the refrain, but) ery” was sung in an early-day hit, toughness. To be sure, the whole jcountry sang the song and, doubt- less, dismissed it just as it has dis- missed songs of a heartless and soul- less Broadway. Yet, after all these years, the ques- tion rises as to whether this tune jmade the famous highway what it is today. In a colorful history of the street titled “Old Bowery Days,” it jis cited that within 10 years of the song’s composition Bowery merchants were complaining that it had hurt business. “Veteran East Siders still swear that it was nothing else than this |slanderous lampoon that killed the street,” reports Alvin Harlow, the author. + # At any rate, a bit of research re- It| BEGIN HERE TODAY When CASS BARRETT, actress, takes her daughter, LIANE, to Willow Stream, L. 1, for the sam- mer, the girl just escnped fn t experience. where a man SHANE MeDERMID, was shot, young police officer, comen to Long Island (o tell Liane the man will ve. URIEL LADD'S hor a mysterious st iN ween once before. He ROBARD, and Casa, nam agai a ite, haw another suitor, CHUCK DESMOND. a reporter. DD dispatches valesce. him and althoug! offended at the i of conventence sl to provid offers to releane Liane from this prominxe but shi refuses. FANNY AMBERTON guests, ‘Tressa ts rude to Liane. NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY. CHAPTER XIX IANE stood outside the door for “ a moment, catching her breath. She clenched and unclenched her small hands, “I hate her,” she said to herself. “Oh, I hate her!” She had said no to Clive’s pro- Posal that they announce their en- gagement before the arrival of Miss Lord and her sister. Now she wished she hadn’t. That would have given her at least a sort of Standing. It would have been a Protection against snubs. She went into her mother’s room now and shut the door softly be hind her. Cass was sleeping.. The shadows under her eyes had most disappeared. Liane had a sudden wild desire to snatch her up, to dash back to the shabby little flat in West 68th street. where they had been so poverty-stricken and oftentimes so happy. But she knew that she couldn't do that. No, she must go through with this pre- Posterous agreement. She had given her word and she must keep it. 6 (0 does that Liane girl look ike?” Fanny Amberton was saying as she brushed her short, black hair and pressed the wave in with skillful fingers. “Don't know,” Tressa answered shortly. “Like no one I know. Why?” “It's rather perplexing,” mused her sister, wriggling into a black met frock. “I could swear I've talked to her—kaown her before. But of course it’s nonsense. She's little more than a child.” “Nineteen,” Tressa eaid and, laughed shortly, “A highly im-' probable age!” “My dear,” murmured Fanny Amberton significantly, “do you realize Clive will be 25 soon after ad unpleasant about Tressa’s brief laugh. Fanny made up her lips meticu- lously. “He'll have—well, mil- lions!” she said. Tressa stood in the doorway of the bath which connected the two rooms the sisters occupied. She wrapped a citron colored negligee, sheer and tight and dripping cream- colored lace, tightly around her. Her silver blond hair, adroitly shingled, glistened against the background of raspberry tiles. Fanny exclaimed artlessly, “My dear, you're like something in the colored advertising pages.” Tressa glanced at herself in the long mirror of the door. “This rag {s rather good,” she observed. Her long-lashed green eyes had the sleepy look of the well fed cat. She laughed again. “Must get some others like it for my trous seau.” Fanny looked arch. “My dear, 1 hope it won’t be long now.” Tressa’s smile was confident. “Don’t worry, old thing. I'll sure- ly pull it off this time.” She dab- bled the stopper of the Chanel bot- tle against her pink-lobed ears, “I'll get in some good work to- night,” she said. “Why ever doesn’t Eva have a properly trained French maid to turn over to us? I wouldn't dare ask one of those colleens to hook me up. They'd be sure to tangle their big fingers in the lace and rip it to bits.” “I'm simply no good at it either,” Fanny Amberton announced flatly. “Call that girl and have her look you up.” A look of pure malice came into ‘Tressa’s eyes. “You do have an inspiration occasionally, darling,” she drawled, pressing a button, “It will be the perfect touch. Unless the young woman furns mulish.” She stood there in a single brief garment of chiffon and hand run lace as Elleen answered. The maid stared frankly at the beautiful fig- ure in the chemise, “Send Miss Barrett to me, that’s a good girl,” Tressa said lightly. “At once, It's rather important.” When Liane arrived Tressa had slipped the exquisite beige lace frock over her head and stood eye ing ite artful simplicity, the man- ner in which it prisoned her curves and flowed away into lines of sheer innocence. “Oh, Miss Barrett, do hook me up, won't you?” Tressa asked in a Grawling voice. ” With dignity Liane managed the intricate fastenings. She stood up. “Is that all?” Liane’s face was like a white mark. Her manner was chill, impersonal, “Thanks so much, No lady's maid could have done better.” Their glances met, clashed. “You're quite welcome.” Liane met the insolence with studied un- concern, But as she left the room her heart was hammering with anger. It was to be war then, War Yo the teeth! eee JANE stood lke a trapped young thing in one corner of the Ii- brary. Van Robard faced her, grim in his black and white, his splendid head arrogantly lifted, whose name is associated with the legend of a leap from Brooklyn bridge. It has been further immor- talized by such common usages as “doing a Brodie” and “Brodie took a chance.” The lyricist was’ Charles Hoyt, known wherever troupers traveled. The Bowery folk are reported as “having gone wild” over the song and to have considered no ill effects. At any rate, such is the perversity of Time that the Bowery is remem- bered as a sort of American Moulin, Rouge inhabitated by a sort of na- tive Apache. Which, to some extent, was the case. * ee But what even New Yorkers forget. is that this was the birthplace of the drama in America. It anticipated all that is Broadway and Fifth avenue and Park avenue today. Just a few months ago, the his- toric jewelry store of A. C. Benc ‘ict “You've got to hear me out,” he was saying doggedly. Liane stammered, “The others are coming. Miss Lord—Muriel— they'll be in any minute. They mustn’t find us.” She cast a de spairing glance around. He said, coldly _ resolute. “They're playing ping pong in the game room. Mrs. Amberton is at backgammon with my aunt. You've got to stay. I've been try- ing for months to explain. That's why I came tonight.” The young girl drew herself up proudly. “There's nothing to ex- plain.” “Oh, my sweet—* Was there a break in his deep voice? Liane steeled herself against it,. against the charm this man held for her. Across the hall the radio was wail- ing mouratully: “What — is — this — thing — called—love? This—funny—thing called love?” The girl ground her nails into her palms. She repeated. “There's eh nothing you need to explain, is there?” She even smiled. The man in the perfectly fitting dinner coat folded his arms grimly, staring at her. “There is,” he sald. you know it.” Liane sat down suddenly, meekly. She passed a shaking hand before her eyes. “Go on, then, and do be quick about it,” she said faintly. “You knew,” Van Robard said softly, “that I was mad about you last summer. It was like a fever. It hit me—hard. Like nothing else T've,known. You knew that?” Liane nodded. Pride and reserve were swept away. She forgot this man was betrothed to another girl, Yorgot everything except the burn- ing fact that they had five moments alone together and that they loved each other. “Well—”" Robard struck one clenched fist into his open palm. “Well, that was that, I meant to, wanted to tell you. Then — well, I got tangled up in this hideous mess. Muriel ran off with that ac tor fellow, Blue. You know. His wife turned nasty, threatened to sue and name her as co-respondent. Adele nearly went frantic. 1 hap pened to be in Atlantic City that night. She wired me, asking me.to stand by. She Sew down and made a fearful row. Got me to say I would tell Mrs, Blue it was I Muriel bad gone off with. 1 did and the dreadful woman professed to be satisfed. But she said un- was an- “And ‘well original T'was the goat,” he finished bit- terly. Liane felt quite ill. “You—you were under obliga- tions to Mrs. Ladd?” she asked, her / throat constricting as she formed the words, aes “Oh, you've heard that gossip? GP, fecked | neat. im. She wanted with all her beart to be-] ache.” ; Meve him. a & Co. went upon its way, after a life that began a few years after the War of 1812. Harlow reports that its an- client records showed “the sale of an| imitation diamond to C. Vanderbilt for $1.25.” And it was the Bowery that saw the production: of “Uncle Tom's The scene of this event was ums wherein such historic stage fig- ures ag Weber and Fields and a hun- dred others got their youthful op- portunities. These. museums were the theaters of their time, scattering slowly over the city, and combining the freaks and the spectacular figures of the moment with stage entertainment. Typical of the museum was the im- portation of the Ford brothers after they had slain Jesse James. The modern vaudeville stage has never quite outgrown this custom of dis- Playing people who have figured in front page news. Film news reels and the radio are even newer mediums for on the traditions of the At the moment the Bowery is the tawdry, down-at-the-heel, rendezvous of the vagrants and the failures, But @ renaissance is just around the corner, The Bowery is to be rebuilt into a great East Side artery. GILBERT SWAN, ‘TODAY IS THE-4Z AN 4 KING CHANGES NAME On July 17, 1917, King George of England, at a meeting of the Privy Council a+ St. James’ Palace, an- nounced that the name of his royal house and family had been changed from Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to “the House of Windsor.” + He slso abolished the titles of the princes eof his family that bore Ger- man names and substituted British surnames. Among those present at the histor-| ic occasion included Premier Lloyd| George, Foreign Secretary Balfour, the archbishop of Canterbury and exe Premier Asquith. ‘The Privy Council unanimously in- dorsed King George's announcement, and the proclamation putting it into effect was published that day. It said in part: “We, out of our royal will and auth- ority, do hereby declare and announce that as from the date of our royal Proclamation, our house and family shall be styled and known as the House and Family of Windsor, and that all descendants in the male line ¥6y MABEL “ELLIOTT .|/who may marry or who may have y xe * BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN Editor, Journal of the American Medical Association ‘The association of weather with the crates. In some recent studies reported from the department of biostatistics of Johns Hopkins university, Dr. Wil- liam M. Gafafer has recorded the re- sults of observations extending over @ period of 82 weeks and involving a study of the occurrence of common colds among 350 people and the rela- tionship to, 13 different weather elements. As a result of his studies, the in- vestigator believes that the response in the form of catching cold to changes in the weather is more active in the warm period than in the cold period. He believes that there is rea- sonably something in the environ- mental or physical-chemical struc- tures of individuals which changes during the flow of seasons. Appar- ently this element in the physical state is more active during warn pe- riods than during the colder seasons of the year. For instance, from October to April whenever the maximum temperature, October, temperature, temperature range, dry bulb tempera- ture, vapor pressure, percentage of sunshine, or atmospheric pressure fell below its ordinary level for the period there was likely to be a rise in the number of colds in the people studied. Modern investigators are establishing Daily Health Service Here Are a Few ‘Cold’ Facts ‘2 * More Common Colds Are Caused By Weather Changes in . Summer Than in Winter, Survey Reveals average temperature, or dry bulb tem- perature fell below its ordinary tem- perature there was a slight tendency of the incidence of colds to rise. ‘where did not seem to be any ase comm« temperature, on cold is recorded in medical|to the maximum . 0 fi f Hippo- | humidity, rainfall, wind velocity, sun: — sat shine, or atmospheric pressure. In the warm period, from April to whenever the maximum average temperature, the reasons for changes in the hu- man body in connection with changes of climate. Sometime ago investigators in @ large clinic proved that the ability of @ person with rheumatism to predict a change in the weather -ras based on definite changes that took place in his body before the change !n the weather occurred. The opinion of at least 20 centuries that there is a definite relationship between sudden changes in the weather and the catch- ing of cold would seem to be borne out by the carefully assembled sta- tistics now made available. of our grandmother, Queen Victoria, who are subjects of these realms, other than the female descendants, married, shall bear the said name of Windsor.” People’s Forum Editor's Note.—The Tribune wel- comes letters on subjects of in- terest. Letters dealing with con- troversial religious subjects, which attack individuals unfairly, or which offend good taste and f: play will be returned 10 writers, All letters MUST be signed. If you wish to use a pseudonym, sign the pseudonym first and your own name beneath it. We will re- spect such requests. We reserve the right to delete such parts of letters as may be necessary to conform to this polity. duly 14, 1931. Editor, Tribune: The Church-Sauvain affairs re- minds me of an old gag that fits your “Barbs” or “Quotations”, viz: “If you're acquainted with the rot- tenness and graft in politics, teep your mouth shut or starve. You have your choice; this is a free country, you knov7.” I see that the hypocrite yokels have stopped the Sunday races. Can you imagine anything more idiotic than a Bible Christian enforcing a law to keep the heathen (pagan) “vener- able day of the sun” as a holy day? At 12:01 noon on the Sabbath, or Sunday, at Bismarck, our neighbors {©1931 by NEA SERVICE INt all so confused,” she mur mured, uncertainly. “I hardly, know what to think, what to be- eve. Anyhow, the fact remains you're bound. Muriel ts seeing to that. Only the other day she asked me to be one of her bridesmaids—” The man’s face twisted in a sneer, “She asked you that? She knows I'm about you and was turning the knife.” “She does mean to hold you to it,, then?” Liane asked. s He threw out his fine, well- shaped hands in a gesture of de spair. “You know how she is, Blows hot one day, cold the next.” “Well, it can’t make any diffe- ence now, anyhow,” Liane said dully, “Because — I've pomised to marry another man.” Ho stared. “You! Sweets, you haven't!” Liane twisted her fingers. Thave, It’s done” ii Kgs fon’t want to tell me who it 8?" “Yes, Pa “Not now. I can’t. It's a se- ct" He flung himself about. “Ah, 1 was mistaken, then. I thought you cared, thought I'd scen something real in your eyes. I was wrong. Forgive me I've been wasting your tinie.” He bowed low. Liane started to speak, started to filng out ber hand. The moment was shattered. Tressa Lord, trailing her lacey draperies, entered the room. “Ab, a tete-a-tete! So sorry.” Her laugh was brittle. “Not at all." Van's laugh was ugly. “Miss Barrett was just send- ing me about my -business and rightly, too. You arrived tn the nick of time.” Tressa gave Liane a sharp glance of inquiry, “At your old, tricks, Vant” she said, letting him light the cigaret she had thrust into a jade holder. His handsome face in the flare of Hight looked lowering. “You flatter me, my dear,” ho said, lightly, “I'm growing old, My technique {s out of date. Can't try it with these youngsters.” “Your technique always has been grand, love.” “Charming of you to say 80,” he dawled. “Truly, I'll never forget how mad I was about you the summer before the summer before inst,” said - Tressa mockingly. “I thought you were simply swell. Prince Charm- ing. The first time you kissed me— Van winced with a side glance a Cee who stood white-faced an “Now you are fattering me.” His voice was low. “You know I never stormed thet citadel.” “Ab, my dear, would you filng a lady's memories in her teeth?” mallelous pleescre ae watched as raillery. on the other side of the world would, according to their creed, enter the unholy time while those here.of the same creed would still have 12 hours of holy time. Thus we have holy and unholy time at once, Such idiosyncrasy would no doubt fit the flat pancake world cf Voliva made by Voliva’s God, and cut square, hut why any intelligent person liv- ing on this roundworld of ours should be a slave to the several thou- sand-year-old humbug about holy and unholy time is beyond the com- prehension of a person whose eyes are open. H. A. PETERS. McClusky, N. D. WANTS WEEDS CUT Editor, Tribune: On Jvty 11 the Baldwin-Painted Woods vicinity, I believe, had one of the best rains we have had this sea- son, It happened to be one of the days on ‘which I haul Uncle Sam's mail from Baldwin to Painted Woods, I was compelled to make the trip with horses which gave me plenty of time to take notice of crop conditions, The small grain, with the exception of a few fields, would be of more benefit to the farmer if he were *> cut it for hay, in my opinion, for the weeds appear to be getting the better of the grain. Corn is very good and if frost does not come too early this vicinity is! going to have the best corn crop it has ever had. The Good Lord has surely blessed us with plenty of rain but He also sent the grasshoppers. Now these happy little “jumpers” I never would see when I made the trip by car and when some of the folks told me they had grasshoppers I could not believe it. When I made the trip by team I surely found that they. were right. The team trip gave me an opportunity to study the dangers that these little “jumpers” can get us into. I traveled eight miles on a road along the Missouri river which is maintained and has no weeds on it and I found no grasshoppers on it. On another road, which was graded last year and is now a bed of thistles, the grasshoppers were so thick that it led m> to believe that r3ds are the hatching places sects. I would urge every township board as well as the county commissioners to see that these hi are destroyed rather than to allow these horrible pests to increase. AS a result People then get poison to kill them with, which endangers livestock. Some of the people “holler” good. roads and counties go to the expense of getting high-priced machinery for road work. If this continues, in a {When fresh, the in-| kot few years, every section line will be graded to make a hatching place for grasshoppers. ‘i Where will the money and living come from? Taxpayers, what do you think about. it? JULIUS “{EYER, Baldwin, N. Dak. [BARBS | OO A Chicago woman has been given a divorce because her husband made her ride in the rumble seat. Just to show him, perhaps, how it feels to be given the air. * Ok o* “To arms, to arms,” as the presi- dent might say as he prepares to fol- low up his moratorium victory with @ movement for world disarmament. * * * A statistician’s idea of a vacation 4s to go to the beach and study a new set of figures, * ok Ok “If the earth were round,” says Wilbur Glenn Voliva, “why the water would slip off.” He doesn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation. * Ok OK It behooves the college rraduate henceforth to consider his vocation before his vacation. * * OK An Oregon man accidentally sent @ sock containing $2,700 to a laun- dry. A roll in one, as it were. - © | Quotations ——<$<$—— e anee never was a time when it was more important to k: a Repub- ligan at the head of dain govarinene —Mrs. Edward Everett Gann, * ke If husband and wife would treat each other like strangers they would achieve a surprising amount of hap- Piness.—Anita Loos, * Ok Even with my God-given sense of rhythm and flair for phrasing I wouldn't have amounted to anything i I hadn't worked hard.—Rudy Val- ee. ee % I love France.—Texas Guinan. *# * I believe a commercial de pression to be the normal consequence of rE gress—L. F. Loree. : oe Meat on Hoof Is_ Going into Cans Meat on the hoof is rapia! - coming meat in the can pee North Dakota where pasture and feed conditions are making reductions in the size of herds and flocks neces- sary, home economics specialists of the agricultural college extension service report. Large numbers of the extra animals are being butchered and canned on the farm. Even in the sections where the shortage of live- stock feed is likely, farm women are taking renewed interest, in meat can- nee 7 & thrift measure, “Not only is it good manage to have a store of ey cooked eas on hand to use during the busy sea- Son, or when unexpected guests ar- rive, but it is good economy as well,” says Ruth M. Dawson, foods special- ist. “Moreover, meat is never more wholesome or more Palatable than and properly canned meat approximates thi SI oa is freshness and NOTICE oF PARTNER: , NOTICE NERSHI aeXotice is hereby given that’ Gust Sakis, Nick Antonius and. Angelos C all of Bismarck, County. of nd State of North Dakota, FE, Bismarck, North Da- Dated this 25th aa y_ of June, 1981, T ZAKI FLAPPER, FA U.8. PAT. NY SAYs: | ~< ai« sa viv vib Arped ron yw »