The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 12, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, JUNE 12, 1931 @ 1931 BY NEA SeAVICE Ne. | St Pee UE PATTON: /2 “This will make a swell picture to send the dames I'm writing to. Hurry up and snap it before the owner comes along.” - | NOW YOU TELL ONE ; RNa tcc las CHECKING UP ON HIM “So your wife made you install a| Motorist: It took me about six television outfit in your office?” | weeks’ hard work to learn how to “Yes, she used to be my secretary.” | drive my car. APPLICATION —Pathfinder. Friend: And what have you got for your pains? USEFUL INFORMATION Motorist: Liniment.—The Humor- Club Bore: (relating dreary fish ist. story): And then, after all that, the fish got away! THE POOR BEGGAR! The other (wishing to dodge the; Jane: I suppose Dora's wedding bore): By jove.. I'd like to know|beggared description? how he managed it—The Humorist. James: It certainly did—to say nothing of her father—Sydney Bul- Dr. Brill says Lincoln was a letin. Schizoid-maniac. 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