The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 23, 1931, Page 12

te | { SIDEGLANCES - - - By George Clark “| wonder if the fellas would like me better if I let my hair grow— what do you think, Miss Parks?” INDIRECTLY “So you went to the hospital for an operation. What did the doctor get but of y . “A new automobile.” — Patifinder. TAKEN UP She gazed longingly into his eyes. | “Oswald,” she purred, “would you} put yourself out for me?” “Darling, I'd do anything for you,” | , “Then do it, { at the clock. I'm tired. TRUTHFUL ENOUGH Mistress: I hope you are truthful, Jane. | New Maid: I am on my own ac-! count, ma’am. I only tell lies to call- | ers for the fami THE BRUTE Why do so many women rest. they are thinking? He: To keep their mouths shut so that they won't disturb themselves.— Tit-Bits. PARADISE “Well, how's married life?” “It’s like Eden, old man.” “Splendid.” | “Yes—we've nothing to wear and in daily fear of being turned | out.”—Tit-Bits. “Well, I just sold that fine en- tyclopedia to Eddie Knowall.” “Why, I thought he alreacy knew) more than any encyclopedia | “Yes, he admitted that but would get a thrill going through it and picking out all the crrors.”"—The |} Pathfinder, ‘Those who wave the red flag in this! ftountry invariably furnish their own bull. NOW YOU TELL ONE NO LAUGHING MATTER It was dinner time at the barracks. “Any complaints?” shouted the j orderly, “The stew's funny,” complained one man. “Funny?” queried the officer. “Then why aren't you laughing?”—Tit-Bits. Theresa — You don’t love me any more. When you see me crying now you don’t ask me why. Vincent —I’m awfully sorry, dear, but that question has already cost me a lot of money.—The Pathfinder. Jane—And you really think Lu- cille’s complexion is natural? Marie—Oh, yes. She has worn it so long she wouldn't look natwral without it—The Pathfinder. Nurse —I lost sight of the child, ma’am, and—— Mother—Good gracious, why didn’t you speak to a policeman? Nurse—I was speaking to cne all the time, ma’am.—The Pathfinder. ‘The five-cent loaf of bread is with us again but it looks as though it took the reducing treatment while it was away. Daily Cross-word Puzzle AGROSS tuti " 1. nayred ie Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle _ 9. Symbol for skin 6. Baking cham- 40: /ON8.. weapons, bers TATO [EMMA E LL Style of Grecle 41. Nonmetanic _— [E|N[U/MIE/RIA an architece element used [> 1 ture medicinally + . 32. Mexican shawl it rey fasten- 14. Oil: suffix ers ; 15. Utter hope- 19. Lens-shaped lessness edible seeds 417. The: Spanish 21, Flavoring ex- {M8 River in Egypt tract 120. Publicly dis- 23. Give the use played notice Of 21. Sixth Hebrew 24 Feminine letter name ‘rozen water 26. Relate 27. Log float ment of the [¢ » aan ancients 23. Biddle points [SIE IN oe alee 7. 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