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Madr isy eveverarrrrcicr: ‘ i eee leweee: Son TSE iit THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, APRIL 11, 1931 ii ggeeg He i HTH Associated Press exclusively entitled to the use ws dispatches credited to it or otherwise credited in this newspaper and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. Al! of all other matter herein are rights of republica' also reserved. (Official City, State and a Newspaper) Foreign SMALL, mb, UEVINGS sccliecy G. ‘Glog Payoe Co. CHICAGO 5 BOSTON A Maze of Contradictions Our current literature—including biography and his-} fory—and our popular thinking about men and things, ‘@ppear to be in a state of contradiction and confusion. At least, 30 it seems to the average reader, who lays no tlaims to being a member of the intelligentsia. { 5 Several years ago, while Elbert Hubbard was having; *, ’ | his literary fling at East Aurora, he wanted his readers; | to know that he was the exponent of a new brand of thinking which he called the American philosophy. One of his critics asked him what his American philosophy eonsisted of, and Fra Elbertus made this laconic reply: *Dam’d if I know!” ‘The same reply could be made with even greater force * ff anyone should ask what sort of creed the American | philosophy is at the present time. If there is such a greed, it appears to be badly unsettled. On the one hand we have the debunkers, drawing mean ., @nd contemptible pictures of our most beloved patriots * and statesmen, of our business men, farmers and working * classes. On the other hand we have the masses, shout- * ing themselves hoarse over the truly heroic exploits of a : Lindbergh, a Wilkins, a Byrd, or a Rockne, or giving their fervent support to leaders in social and political reforms, On the one hand we have a school of cynical novel- sts who picture men as spineless, unmoral or immoral Jellyfish. On the other hand we have a public still faith- ful to the old ideals and hungering for tales of strong- hearted endurance and perfect manhood. Many observers are disposed to look on this tendency fn fiction as alarming. That the typical hero has been kicked out may be a healthy sign of change, but it is distressing to note that his place has been usurped by the Poorest of poor fish, whose moronic imbecilities are paraded on the printed page. Among the writers of such stories may be mentioned: Sinclair Lewis, Anne Douglas Sedgwick, Louis Brom- field, Margaret Kennedy, Irving Fineman, Charles Norris, John Held, Jr., and even Booth Tarkington, who has been called the dean of American letters. The perfect flab-| biness of the males characterized by these writers drives| one to the conclusion that they are catering to a passing| fad in literature. It seems that in fiction the manly man has become taboo, and it is only the hardened criminal who stands cut as strong-willed and resourceful. It is easy enough to see that such stories, if they are intended to represent @ true cross-section of American life, are badly twisted and out of focus. ‘There is no denying that the old literature needed a new vision and a new vitalizing force; but there does not seem to be much of that vision and force in the present crop of “realists,” debunkers and Spoon river croakers, Germany the Explosive Before the World war Germany was the heap of Gynamite waiting for the spark which would set it off. It was a danger to Europe, because of its weak-minded vain and strutting kaiser, because of its huge and wonder- Zul army and because of the men who had built it and ‘wanted to try it out. Today, situated in the very heart of Europe, a sorely- tried and struggling republic, Germany is once more the danger place. The moderate political parties in Ger- Many, who want to build up their great nation in the freedom of republican institutions, find themsleves menaced at the same time by the extremists of the right— the Hitlerites—and the extremists of the left—the Com- munists. The Hitlerites are all for repudiating the burdens im- posed upon their country by the treaty of Versailles. They are not staggered even by the idea that this might Plunge their country once more into war. The Commun- ists are all for creating in Germany a nice version of the Bolo paradise right near their borders. They, too, have a contempt for written treaties. They, too, denounce the burdens imposed by “capitalistic” countries. In ordinary times, the appeal of these madmen of the; right and of the left would make small impression upon the bulk of the steady-going Germans, But these are not ordinary times in Germany. Her business is badly crippled. Her financial burdens are enormous. Her taxes are staggering. Her unemployment lists are enormous. Her middle class is being ground between the upper and the nether millstones. In their despair at conditions, not only the young and thoughtless, but even gome of the soberer elements of the community are turning either to the swastika cross of Hitler, or the red banner of the Communists. Every election lately has told the seme tale. And this is not only @ danger to Germany itself, but a direct menace to the peace of Europe. The Geyman cabinet, the more moderate German press ‘nd some of her leading statesmen are asking the coun- tries, which won the war, to try to ameliorate the con- Gitions imposed upon their nation. It is not a false ery they are uttering. It is the simple truth. It will test the statesmarship of the other big European powers. ‘There is grave danger that Geymany may once more reach the exploding point, Example Every man has some power over others that is exer- eised without conscious effort on his part. It is a re- he cannot dodge. If he is a strong man, oth- ers will strive to emulate his strength. If he is a weak one man who walks his chosen way without 2.50 | French government expert on deafness, who is visiting the 2.00 ly should be considered sufficient grounds for divorce. or a disturbing of dividends are dangerous cranks who should be jailed or deported, those who associate with him soon learn to use his pet phrases in denunciation of dreamers and to feel a certain awe of money in large piles. Therefore, since it is a certainty that the average man, who lacks a dominating personality, will be remade after the image of the strong men within whose orbit he moves, why shouldn't he exercise what little discretion he has in the matter and attach himself to men who now are what he would like to be? What Do the Ladies Say? A shrill and raucous voice on the part of a wif? should be grounds for a divorce, according to Dr. Robert Morche, United States to study noise conditions. “Constant high pitched speech by wives,” he says, “real- Many American women have rasping, nasal voices that would wear down any man’s nerves. Let women realize there is as much sex appeal in the timbre of a lovely voice as there is in a beautiful face or form.” Of course metropolitan life in the United States abounds in disturbing sounds. There is the clangor of traffic, the screech of riveting machines. At home there is the neighbor's radio or a temperamental display of static by your own. There is the perpetually ringing telephone. But to charge breaches in the domestic harmony en- tirely to the account of American wives seems a harsh indictment. Husbands do occasionally talk back and not always in dulcet tones. There is little likelihood that the French doctor's remarks will have any appreciable in- fluence upon the divorce rate. But what about the women's clubs, sewing circles and bridge groups when they hear that their voices are “rasping, nasal and lack- ing in sex appeal”? Instead of helping to solve the na-/ tion’s noise problem it looks as though Dr. Morche may | have done a good deal to augment it. | Reforming by ‘Dress Reform An old-fashioned “Mother Hubbard” dress—the last) thing to be expected on Fifth Avenue in New York— made its appearance there the other day. No one had ever seen anything like it on that glam-; orous thoroughfare. The dress was ugly, uncomfortable and outmoded by 30 years. It was shown with others as/ unattractive as part of an exhibition arranged by Julia} Jaffray, penologist. All of the dresses in the exhibit were | institutional costumes selected from various charitable | and penal institutions for women and children. It is! Miss Jaffray's hope that seeing these drab, harsh cos-} tumes may crystalize public sentiment to support a move- | ment to do away with such clothing. | ‘The agitation to substitute bright colors and up-to-date patterns for the hideous aprons which women prisoners now wear can not be ignored as just another fad of the sentimentalists. It is reported that present prison garb is wasteful. Mother Hubbards require more cloth than modern cuts would. The heavy, old-fashioned materials cost more by the yard than attractive, equally service- able fabrics. A feature of the New York display was the bright (colored cotton frocks in which New Jersey clothes {ts homeless children of school age. These frocks were made by women in one of the state's reformatories. | is said the demeanor of the women prisoners was con-) siderably improved by the change in the material vat patterns on which they work. Prison stripes for men have long since been abandoned in most reformatories and the beneficial effect is gen- erally recognized. It seems logical that women prison- ers may be even more affected by the appearance of their garments than are men. An officer in the U. 8. Navy got “in bad” for a run-in with the president of Nicaragua after-thé recent carth- quake. If the American public knew just what the Yan- ikee told the pompous little brown man he might be a national hero. It was a fine example of brotherly love which that western judge gave when he fined his doctor brother for not having a tail light on his car, and all because his | brother had given him a dose of castor oil. There's one case where many folks will feet that justice was done. Editorial Comment Editoriale printed below show the trend of thought by other editors. They are published without regard to whether they agree or disagree with The Trib- une'’s po! Carr Tells Jamestown to ‘Lay Off’ (Ward County Independent) John W. Carr, lieutenant governor of North Dakota, who resides at Jamestown, in a lengthy statement, urges the interests within his home city that are advocating the removal of the state capital to Jamestown, to with- draw their petitions and save the state the bother and expense of an election that could only result in James- town’s overwhelming defeat. Carr points out that there is very little sentiment for the removal of the capital outside of Stutsman county, and the sentiment for the capital removal is far from unanimous. He learns that the scheme has brought more harm to Jamestown during the past three months than can be repaired in 25 years by all of the service clubs, civic and fraternal organizations, He says the business interests of the city are being boycotted. Carr has undoubtedly seen the light and his state- ment should be heeded by those few who have let their enthusiasm override their better judgment. Our lieutenant governor should have spoken weeks ago. Reapportionment Problems (New York Times) Senators and representatives in the early days of the republic were chosen by entire states. In 1842 the house, under constitutional warrant, enacted the “district plan” for representatives, the reason being that the sys- tem of choosing members at large gave too much ad- vantage to the majority party in each state. Certain commonwealths have recently been returning to the state-wide manner of choosing members of the house. The working out of the changes under the new apportion- ment promises greatly to increase the number of house members, who will be as much the elect of a whole state as are their senatorial colleagues. ©n the Watch-Tower page today a Minneapolis dis- Patch describes how. the northwest, struggling with the in iv mE nly te My ore tie Anca) necessity of Tedacing 2 ‘its number of congréssional dis- tricts, is returning to the at-large type of member. North Dakota had three districts, which in the seventy- third house must be reduced to two. Despairing working out @ plan to the satisfaction of the present three Tepresentatives, North Dakota has simply decided to have the whole state choose the two members to which it is entitled. Other states in that region, and those else- where which have lost districts in the reallocation of population, may come to the same solution. The prob- lem is before all legislatures and must be settled some time before nominating time for 1932 comes around. States which, like New York and Michigan and California, have gained in the number of their congressional districts may add large agree on the reshaping of districts, Perhaps this is not en- tirely consonant with the ideas of the act of 1842, but the federal government is not likely to contest North Dakote’s action. Under the law congressional where districts are retained, are supposed to be “as nearly equal as practicable.” This, too, is a generally dis- jarded ‘Wherever ent is on the docket another q reapportionms thought for the preferences, opinions and will of others. | phase of American political life has risen in the path Be is | man; original, dominant, cocksure. If he | Of SYNOPSIS:—Bert Rushe, young brother of the famous home run virtuoso, Big Boy Harry Rushe, yearns to become a prof tal -player. His family is against it. Harry and others, tell him that his few tricky curves will never make him a good player. At his sted he gets the name of the “Pitchin; Fool: ” Finally he ee lege in his fourth year and signs up with the Lone Star pel first game is a terrific ordeal, and the chances are he will lose game for his team, the IHREE to two in our favor and the beginning of the ninth, with me in the box again. 1 had already pitched seven innings, and never before had I been so tired or worked under such a nervous strain. Evidently the result of the game was on my shoulders, or a major share of it, and it seemed unfair, when I was 80 tired, and more nervous than ever before. If I didn’t fan the first three Texarkana lads, then their demon batsman, Poli, would be up. Although he had secured some? hits from me I could see that he was still sore and ugly over his opening attempt when I had fanned He would work as he never worked before to smack any- | thing I might toss him so far that it couldn’t be brought back in half | an eae | | m was, as Mr. Jar- ane. had. aid a “hard as nails.” “Excuses won't go, you've got to , ‘do, your Stull "he said to me. ta Sweet little comforter you are,” I retorted, “you might been when you talk ‘like gd me i Gibson ae then, and I re- called that Mr. Jardine had also said of him, “But he won't bite.” I thought that the heat was against me, but that was because I still had much to learn uw this fame. It was really a help. When he first Tex lad marched ‘to the Ee the fans didn’t yell, not even {| But it was Poli’s hard luck, that, for our Cader fielder der pckea'it out of the air as easily picked it from a table. ‘The game was over. Mesa Cty—3. ‘Texarkana—2. “And that’s that,” I said, throw- ing down my glove’ and starting for the bench, so utterly fagged out that I didn’t want any one to see me stagger. It was Gibson who met me. He put his arm about my shoulder. “I shouldn't have overworked you, kid,” was all he sald. He had a heart, after all. A “Prohi ion” Party | I got more credit than I deserved, and more importance was placed on this victory tt than conditions war- he Mesa City boys. They all | ranted, all because Texarkana had seemed to hold their breaths as 1 | been the strongest team in the slowly twisted into throwing posi- league, with perhaps Palestine a tion. Just as I got the batsman all | close second, While Mesa Mesa City was keyed up I unwound myself and | ‘etended to brush a fly off the ack of my neck. Then I delivered the ball almost from the ES ion eens right hand at the k of The ietons made a wild swing. It was a ae all right, for I had the tail end of the eight. Some of the players and ome ot the fans threw a that night. Texas er damp. it party was sure my pbrothef liked his counted on him being rattled «nd | drinks now and a then, but 1 knew sent a fairly fast stra it ball. | he generally let tes sett strictly In quick ‘succession then I sent | alone dui his I knoe two iferent curves and the man | something e! also—enol h to let wee out it alone myself, alth re WAS All right, I thought, as the Mess, | plenty of temptation night. |. The most ardent fan was aasi v4 lads howled the their Higgins, mayor of Mesa City. os “ki-i--yips,” _ i! shut out the next two, Mister De- in the city mon ‘Batsman Poll won't get a | inealtisty nthe he insisted thst 1 chance, a the pill. ‘i | make @ ee My face felt the manager hadn't ehange1 | way” a boiled beet looks pus Bathing’ order and so the ne couldn't er ee | it. Tl always hitteMaiways placed before Pou. | Temember this first speech of mine, Number two went down, but he fouled once I given him two balls, solely to rest a bit’ before I tried my speediest ones. the first. I aver mane outside of college gatherings of an informal nature. I said was:— “1 am a Kitten, nine days thought you folks down here schoolboy ball and that you people | “This Luck Can't Last?” | | Were hicks. I've just got my eyes —————_——~ | open. Your men’ play faster, ball Never before had I wanted to win tae 3 ever got into before and you as much as I wished for victory this Garg swell guys.” time. Our Mesa City rooters were ok as Mr. Jardine who worried howling like hyenas py this time | mea aiittle, for in his is speech, he for we were one in the lead an de ine crack, that “ playing there were two men down in the {| is te ei woe = hing was T will admit that 1 had various and fa ea forms of swelled head at times, but this fast company had almost given me an inferiority porn My mis- take was in thinking to myself, “This luck cannot last forever.” The third man smacked the pill eae kid sid’ brother Ut fee heme tun king of the major leagues. | Again he announced that 1 had een called, back at college, the Heanor 0 to th CAS ae parce | oes eal big laugh but it wor- t out to that aval 5 ot & 5 left and “center, “where | ried mes If Harry ever read about ne ther outfielder could possibly get | this he would ay, y soeenny. that under it. He @ clean sweet | this pe brother. single off of me. It might have | While he Yt fo ms Cael been @ two bagger, but his coach | into poll he could make it m! pty Seether pal ot ot | Same keer es coat Me and the chances were better in | fore ‘all, he was’ one swell ye bee clever hitter send the her. man around. Poll came up to the plate and at me. it here it is @ para “Like just. before the | Sames ou ‘and battie, that ean 4 nis,” 1 said to | staph. seine this Rot third baseman, purposely for in Poll to hear it. When we. paged Teatiee Then I scowled back at the bats- | thelr city we lost the game by man just to show that I could put | runs, an and I became really On an even uglier look than I was | good friends. born pretended that the “Say,” he “you come from man on first had me nervous. I the did you ever, see Rushe kept turning to watch him. This | play?” was, he thought, his cue to yeenee ‘What. It he would have re- down toward second and ratt ceived if I had yay in his face Finally, after I had by Poll and |, “Well. waiting until he seemed to think Td never throw it, and while Tex- arkana fans howled, “For Pete's sake, throw it!” I pretended to hur) to first to catch the man. But as 1 i “Get out!” Poll exclaimed and he turned I again slipped the ball to ba and sent it without warning was inclined to think I was string- nav tha: pened mae Sancy wit ing him. “I suppose you fanned this inning, the t Poll him?” He said ihat sarcastically. swing stele wut tie mised | “He mised few, and he also ithe yelp from our rootere told me that all I had was a few trick curves and that I'd never petting did id Pe fad at ah, es make o ball player.” : hand and I in position that I let it There was @ little group of us ‘in, my best bet in ing. | when I said this, Most of leep shi NS For such a prohibition state as rath ; Great Life If You Don’t Weaken! if. ie to me, a eet was informed, ae our supposedly “pure olive oil” comes from. I into an attractive res- taurant for some eats as soon as it bees of mine right there. lust as I was sailing te ‘@ Juicy steak with onions, served in regula- tion Texas ee aaa ane and qual- area ‘one beh! If it isn’t Bert ute aray out rei” i. nearly choxed on a piece of steak, I was so surprised to hear may real name spoken, phen 1 turned I found myself staring at Dolly Dawson! I first met this pretty show girl when she came to teach us make-up at college the time we put on a show. The last time I saw her was in Providence, when we ate and drank and danced so much that I was a flop at next day’s game with the Browns. I pulled out a chair as I arose to | Steet her. “For gosh sake, ean te I_whis- Ee “my name here is Ben Rid- A oe ge 't forget it!” Is, flashed mi meng grin and sald, louder, “Hows | old Ben r. days?” We sat down for a gab-fest. Tex- arkana was Dolly’s home, Her real name was Swanson, and her mar- ried sister owned the restaurant. We chattered a lot of the “Isn’t-it- a-small-world” stuff and I agreed to meet her an hour Jater and go to a movie, “ne lived with her sister over the restaurant, she said. I was back at the appointed time and went up the stairs to the apart- ment above. In answer to my knock a ene ad a Bind ues! the door Dawson here?” I ait, star-like - band foot out me inside. right hand stuck a gun. under my noes ————— Who is this unexpected enemy? What has Bert done to offend him? Follow this smashing serial of baseball, romance and adven- ture in tomorrow's installment. (Copyright, 1929, Graphic Syndicate, Inc.) | Quotations i To attempt any wheat production for export in the United States is foolish. — Alexander Legge, former chairman of the farm board. * A reasonable amount of learning must of course accompany an educa- tion.—Nicholas Murray Butler. see ‘To be happy, live. It is as simple as that.—Mme. Ernestine Schumann- Heink. * If Woodrow Wilson had been as- sassinated at the climax of his popu- larity, his fame today would equal Lincoln’s.—George Bernard Shaw. * * OK The trouble with most people to- day is they treat sin as if it vere a cream puff.—Billy Sunday. x * * I have been more or less shocked by the reports of the framing of in- nocent women. — Mayor James J. Walker. xk Ox I often wonder how much of Solo- mon’s wisdom was the result of the pooled wisdom of his 800 wives.—Dr. Helen Boyle. * * * Too many mothers have assumed the duties of fathers, shirking their own.—Judge Francis B. Allegretti, of Chicago Boys’ Court. * ok * ‘The. best way to spend money now is to save it—Sir Hugh Bell. se % Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And rhe in- telligence which: goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of s-x and beauty, is intuition. The great dis- aster of our civilization is the morbid hatred of sex—D. H. Lawrence. Alabama fgrmers are using hot- beds for the production of sweet po- tato plants this year. [ Stickler Solution j GETTING THE MOST OUT OF LIFE Recently I read an article by a very brilliant medical writer in which he stated that every one is born with a certain inheritance of vitality and age to which not over a month of addi- tional life could be added by the best of living habits. This man is un- doubtedly a wonderful stylist of the English language, but it seems to me that his words, similes, and metaphors were chosen with more care than his facts and logic. ‘Think of the incalculable harm that would result if people believed that they could live just as long with bad habits as with good ones. It is that kind of belief which makes so many patients for doctors. The idea is inherently wrong. For example we can take the grains from an ear of corn, shake them well and divide the grains into two piles. The- oretically both groups of these corn seeds will have the same inherent vitality and length of life, but you Plant one half of these seeds in good soil, water it properly, keep down weeds and parasites, and take the other seeds and plant them in poor soil, where there is not enough water, where the weeds are allowed to flour- ‘sh. What happens? In the first Held will be beautiful green stalks ten or twelve feet tall, with large well filled ears of corn, in the second field will be short, stunted, yellowish stalks, many of which will die when young, jand in the remainder the ears will be small and only partly filled with srain. The same thing is true with human j beings. The food we eat is the soil for the body's growth. If we take a school room of children and feed one- half on a diet that is deficient in fruits, vegetables or milk, these chil- dren will be neither as tall, well formed, or as healthy as the children who are properly fed. The idea of teaching people that their habits of eating, sleeping, breathing and think- ing, have little or no influence upon their health or length of life is one of the greatest of follies. It is true that many hoctors have such a fatalistic view. They have seen People apparently in the best of health suddenly die of an acute dis- ease, and they see others with scarce- ly any vitality eke out a miserable ex- istence for two or three score years. Many such observations may incline the physician as well as the untrain- ed layman into the belief that there is no way to tell when one will live cr die. The ways of Providence may seem mysterious to those who rely upon theory or chance observation, but to those who study carefully will come the belief which was so forcibly im- pressed upon Humbolt that “The Universe is governed by Law.” The small immutable laws of nature gov- ern all living and inanimate things. Today Is the Anniversary of CUBA’S WAR MESSAGF On April 11, 1917, Speaker Champ Clark laid before the United States Congress, amid applause, = message from Miguel Coyula, speaker of the Cuban House of Representatives, re- garding the Cuban declaration of war against Germany. It read: “The House of Representatives of the Republic of Cuba, in declaring that a state of war exists between this nation and the German Zmpire, resolved, all members rising +o their feet and amid the greatest enthusi- asm, to address a message of con- fraternity to that body announcing the pride felt by the people of Cuba in uniting their modest efforts to those of the great nation contending for the triumph of right and respect for the liberty of small nationalities. “The House also resolved to express jthe special gratification of the Cuban people in uniting their flag side by side to that of the glorious nation which in days of ‘undying memory sacrificed the blood of her scns to help the people of Cuba to ‘conquer their liberty and independence.” {BARBS | eo ‘What tourists would like more than @ United State of Europe is some united ratés pt mare Mayor Walker of New York may have acquired a fine burn in Califor- nia, but it will be nothing compared to the romlne } pee Gy back home. ‘They are iy the Empire State Building at $1,000,000 a floor, it is said. These monies wall and how! Dorothy thinks that. ‘Welsh rarebit refers to some new hold in the bunny hug. ee * Boston, a strong hockey town, lost the hockey title to # Canadian team. Now it's probably the Hubbub of the universe: (Copyright, 1931, NEA Service, Inc.) 179 Schools Enter Annual Contests Grand Forks, N. D. April 11— Winners of 11 districts, representing 179 high schools, will compete here in the annual high school contest May 20 to 23, which is under the aus- plow of the University of North Da- ta Extension Division. The con- tae consist. of music, declamation and commercial competition. ‘District contests at which contest- ants to appear here are to be chosen’ will be held within the next few weeks. Cities in which the various districts will hold their contests are: Grand Forks, Fargo, Wahpeton, ney, City, | Jamestown, Devils Lake, Minot, Man- dan, Mott, Dickinson and Williston, K mc COY Mag to healt’ JOORESSED rt whined’ een CL ikl sh AS 28 MeCOY mureta peatesseo £ “LOS ANGE The more we study, understand and follow the laws of naturé, the more successful, happy and healthful will Dr. McCoy will gladly answer personal questions on health and diet addressed to.him, care of envelope for reply. our lives be. Some are fortunate in living according to the most import- ant of these laws without knowing them, others may know some of these laws and yet be unfortunate in not observing some important one. We can not judge by exceptional or iso- lated cases, for there may be many factors beyond our knowledge. We must judge by the average results among many cases, and if we do this we will come to the conclusion that those who have formed the habit early in life of living in harmony with natural laws will be the happi- est, healthiest and the longest lived. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Shingles Question: Mrs. B. V. asks: “Will you kindly explain the cause of shingles, also the symptoms, and state whether or not there is a cure?” Answer: The name “shingles” is given to a disorder caused by the de- Posit of toxic substances along cer- tain nerve trunks. It always occurs on one side of the body at a time, and is more frequently found on the upper back or around the ribs on one side. The ‘nerves are inflamed by the toxins, and the skin ‘breaks out in a rash’ wherever the most irrita- tion exists. The cure is through diet, argd no local treatments are very ef- fective. A fast taken at the onset of the disorder will hasten the cure, but even under this treatment it often takes a week or ten days for ‘the eruption to disappear. Calories Per Day © Question: H. J. writes: “Please state how many calories a day one should get in his food. I am under- weight and, am trying to improve by eating. Is it injurious to take salts every night? Also, what causes fever blisters when one does not seem to have fever or cause for it?” Answer: Dietitians who try to bal- ance patients’ diets through the ca- loric system might say that you re- quire between 2500 and 3500 calories @ day, but the truth is you may get more nourishment and live better on 1000 calories daily, providing your food is of the right quality. It is a had habit to take salts every night. The so-called fever blisters are really caused by hyper-acidity of the sto- mach which is usually present when one has a fever, but, of course, thesc blisters may occur at any time from the over-acidity, even though fevers are not present: ‘DAY, APRIL 12 cyclea—545.1 Meters Popular Program w White olka Bells ‘eather Report to—Judge Rutherford 30—Roxy Symphony ther Report and News 2:06—National Oratorio Society 1:00—Grand . Opera—What it has been and what it should be {oom ational , Vespers — Dr. Fos- 5:00—Catholie Hour 6:00—Dickinson State Normal Sym- phony. 7:15—Stui 8: AE— Adolph Engelhardt’s String io. 9:15—Dr. Francis Coe 9:30—Grace Duryee Morris 9:45—Seth Parker ax, MONDAY, APRIL 13 7:00—Farm Flashes and Weather epor! DOr 7:15—Morning Devotions —Cheerio Farm Reporter in Washington —Old Time Diu: Markets— Arlington ‘Time Signals —Grain Markets —Grace Duryee Morris, Organist ‘ational Home and Farm Hour Close, High and Low Markets News—Livestock Markets eekly Market Review ocks and Bonds and News race Duryee Morris, Organist rogram - John. Dewey—Full Ware- houses and Empty Stomachs o—How Is Business? Merle Thorpe No, 12—My: "Harlow Muon 7 aatry of 9:00—Farmers’ Union Terminal As- 9:15—Bpinoder No. 1 i upisode No. 13—Myste: Harlow _-Matior—Conelusion GH FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: BY { x tab a oe ‘ 4m iaé : ve rd s : ee mo 1? ov , 4 i \ my “« KEEPS IDENTITY SECRET Martinez, Calif. April 11—(7)—A regular fellow, as other emplayes view him, has been keeping his real iden- tity secret because he does not wish to be classed as high hat. In overalls, R. C. sy pettign of Sir aera formerly ambassador, been working at an. oll pean a learn- ing the business from the ground up. Be cca fd yourself usually re- quires reflection,