The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 13, 1931, Page 10

seria echatavaeshdrt i 28 ewan Ne lan 2 MONS ABR IN AE ce HAE RE “Hey! What's keeping this boiled haddock waiting?” | NOW YOU TELL ONE WHE RADIO ANNOUNCER DE- SCRIBES HIS THANKSGIV- ING DINNER Hugo Wood in Judge: “Wow! Boy! What a fast and furious feast! ‘Action all the way from soup to nuts. ‘Never a slow moment. Uncle Julius opened with a quick jab to the cel- ery. Aunt Agatha took a long round- house swing which netted her a tur- ‘key leg. Then things began to hum.! Cousin Jasper feinted with his right nd grabbed the white meat for a first down. Aunt Belle used her fa- mous carving knife uppercut with telling effect when the stuffing came on. Sister Sue smashed through the center of the table for a gain of five ‘olives. Quick as a flash Buddy made jan aerial pass of a sweet potato to Bell's boy, Hector, who successfully completed the play. Uncle Julius and Lou exchanged short jabs to the jelly ‘without much success. Aunt Agatha caught a mint, but fumbled it. When the bell rang for the maid at the end of ‘the last course the folks were in a heavy scrimmage around the walnuts, with the out-of-town relations look- ing to have slightly the better of it.” Americanism: Fighting to make free from tyrants; bomb- store that doesn’t close for a Americanism: Printing diction- aries to show popular usage; think- Ing the dictionary a final authority from which popular usage dare not vary. ‘ vocabulary is smaller ie really needs ‘ou are sv won- Woman's than man’s but all are the four words, erful.” Students in other lands delight in hhead-cracking riots, also, but they don’t wear padded uniforms ‘THE TEST Judge: “She screens pretty well, Bill.” “Well, I dunno.” “Take another look. She's okay, I think.” “Nope. Too mushy.” “Aw, she'll settle down all right if you give her time.” “Nope. You better throw her out.” “Say, that’s an awful waste!” “We can’t be bothered about waste, Gus! The boss knows what he wants, and we're going to give it to him, even if we have to mix up and throw out a dozen batches of concrete.” The business world seems to have plenty of backbone if it was not lumped at the upper end. THAT’S DIFFERENCE The Pathfinder: “Mr. Swiggs— Er-ah, that is, can-er I—will you y, yes, my boy; you may have j her.’ “How's that? Have whom?” “My daughter, of course. ; Want to marry her, don’t you?” “No, sir; I just wanted to find out if yt would indorse my note for $1002” “Certainly know you.” ‘You not. Why, I hardly Suen { ASK DAD Punch: “How many kinds of milk jare there?” “Why, there’s condensed milk and evaporated milk and—but, why do you ask” “Well, I was drawing a picture of a cow and I want to know how many |faucets to put on her.” ‘The autumn leaves are much like stock prices. They come down when |the sap disappears. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | ACROSS 1. Cronies & Looks for 10, Black GAP A >| Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzle 18, Animal food 22. Break sud- denly Lock of bair American inke () > iw) im 14. Alighted irs » Velvetlike iM! FE] |_| a= fabric 16, Edible tuber 17, - Lizardiike amphibian 19. Masenline OPMOO o>) EJfu) 20. =>] 3 33, 24. Arablap shrab used Ike tea = zi] EQte) Gales 26, Units of force e! gravestone . Tudividuad performances - Egulp imix 2s. Interprets 8. Association of Russian laborers 36. Bustle 37. Gnome: Ger- Renken) Mlewwe lena @ iz >aMoO|Z|— 6 £ 8 3 : 5 a man 88. hind of fower- ing plant aY, Perches 5 41. Force air nois- ily through 5, {he nose Witty person Mado the sound of a cow 69. Obliterate 61. Deadly pale 66. Zoos 68. Back part 69. Star: comb, form 70. Kind of cheese 31, Hend covers in ter y 46. Dessert 47. Performed 48, Expression of 8 7%. War borse 33. Story % Lively dance . OF most recent QE EW mem wiziolzim | origin » African arrow Dolson Attic . States of stupor - Small tomor op the skin 56. On the ocean by. Grafted: heraldry . Have the courage J. Opera by Verdi - Close tightly 3. First name of a British dip lomat aie DOWN }. Gone by 1. Winglike 3° Feminine m 6 . Large piles a. Watering place » Brings forth young . End: Germaa . Works with the hands » Press or crowd together » Greek letter 1. Railing - Spoken 13. Not one A WOMAN 1S LIKE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER-ANDY- AND WHEN A MAN MARRIES = : AND JAKES A WIFE INTO HIS NOME = IT'S LIKE PLACING A_TENDER PLANY IN A GREEN NOUSE- THEY THRIVE ON LOVE AND QUN SHINE — AND REQUIRE THE GREATERT CARE AND ATTENTION ~ OTHERWISE WHAT WOULD IFUL ROSE IN FULL BLOOM- NAVE BEEN A BEAUT Rohrer GASOLINE ALLEY—LOOKIN THATS GOOD! WHO'D INVA Aan EVER THINK THEN'D EVER CHANGE So. NO...THAT DOESN'T Do ANY 600D...666! L WWONDER IF HES GET UP, LINDY... GET UP... \NAIT A MINUTE, NWILLIE ... YOU TAKE HOLD OF THE Reins J! FRECKLES = FinAtty AND HIS) cet unpvy FRIENDS | pus our oF THE SNow- SLIDE... - BUT There SEEMS To BE SOMETHING MIRONG.... - THEY UNHITCH THE SLED,TO See 1F That WILL HELP MATTERS... THIS 1S ONE OF YOUR EARIN PICTURES. TEN ~ NEARS AGO TOMORROW WAS THE DAY YOU CAME TO ME WN A BASKET! NOU WERE A BABY AND t WAS A_ BACHELOR! WELL- DON'T FORGET = THAT WA A GREAT LOVER OF FLOWERS — AND SOME DAY I'LL HAVE A LINTLE GREEN HOUSE — WITH A PLANT IN IT = A HOME OF MY OWN = You'LL SEE= G BACKWARD DON'T THEY LOOK FUNNY Now? TOMORROW I'LL SHOW YOU AND ALL OUR FRIENDS WHO ARE NTERESTED— MAD TAKEN! HE NEVER ACTED THIS < YES, AMY, THEIR LITTLE GIRL, TOLD ME THEY ELOPED BY A LADDER LAST NIGHT AND, ELLA---MIKE FINNEGAN RAISED AN AWFUL RUMPUS AND THE THINGS HE THREATENED TO BO TO CHICK, WHEN HE LAYS HANDS ON HIM--- MRS. SNOOP JUST PHONED AND YOU'D NEVER GUESS--- CHICK GUNN AND GLADYS, THAT LITTLE GIRL FINNEGAN'S, ELOPED LAST NIGHT EARLY THIS MORNING WE SAW MR. FINNEGAN COME OUT OF THE GUNNS, IN HIS BATHROBE,AND WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE \T OUT EVER SINCE. HE WENT OVER THERE AND THREATENED TO BOI YOUNG CHICK ALIVE! OF COURSE THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME AND SO, BEULAM, 3 THOUGHT T'O GIVE YOU A RING AND FIND OUT WHAT MOU'VE HEARD--- HEAVENS! THE RUMORS THAT ARE FLYING AROUND AND THE. WES THEN SKIPPED OFFI! AND MIKE EYNNEGAN IS IN A TERRIBLE TEMPER AND XMREATENS TO ANNIHILATE THE WHOLE GUNN FAMILY... SOMEONE 1S KNOCKING. BE SURE AND CALL ME,IF YOU HEAG ANYTHING NEW | SALESMAN The Story Grew and ‘so SUDDENLY! THE Wort OLDEST BROADCASTING STATION GOT BUSY —~ oe PHEW, THIS 15 @ COLD MORNING! ILL BET Sam'LL BE FROZEN STIEE WHEN HE GETS HERE! SAM — on corn ---COWRA !! uere’s a } LETTER FROM BROTHER BIN | 1 WROTE WASHED ‘IM T/LOAN ME A THOUSAND NRE SENT ME A CRECK For BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES REASON FOR THEIR ELOPING AIN'T THs @ STUNNER, SAME YA GETTER HUG OWRE ALL THAWED OUT! TW’ fire ti < YouR SENTIMENTS ARE FINE = :0L0 BOY BUT DONT BE HASTY@ A MAN ‘CAN 'LOVE OWERS = koe BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE Yo BE A GARDENER- NY e we PS ‘Chicago’ US, Pat.OF 5 Conrih 1881, nes rhe Coo READERS REMEMBER THE MORNING OF ST. VALENTINES DAN TENNEARS AGO TOMORROW WHEN SKEEZIX WAS LEFT IN A BASKET ON WALT'S DOORSTEP? SOME OF NOU WEREN'T BORN — ANID MANY WHO WERE CHILDREN, HANE GROWN UP INTO NOUNG MEN AND WOMEN. TOMORROW WE WILL REPRODUCE THE ORIGINAL STRIP OF TEN NEARS AGO WHICH RECORDED THE HISTORIC ARRIVAL OF SKEEZIX. MeN WE ALL BE FRIENDS FOR ANOTHER TEN YEARS. OS Pat OF. Coyrabe 183, | Me Fhe Frome “THERE THEY ARE,UP ANEAD.... JUST OVER THAT RISE... SEE THEIR *-7A DOZEN PEOPLE HAVE CALLEO-- THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS EXCITED ABOUT IT--- MRS. TYTE PHONED THAT MRS. SNOOP SAID THAT AMY GUNN: JOLO HER THAT Me. TINNEGAN THREATENED TO SLAY. THE WHOLE GUNN FAMILY! THE POLICE FORCE 1S GUARDING MOM'N POP--- AND WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT CHICK BNO GLADYS (Ss NO-BODY'S BUSINESS--- THE POOR KIDS--1 WEARD THAT..-- WER, “TH! CANLIC tte'zeRorn