The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 9, 1931, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 1931. TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES “—And we'll never, never have even one teeny weeny little quarrel.” NOW YOU TELL ONE | A POSITION TO MAINTAIN Detroit News hhome and do it? | Cindy, the Laundress—For the sake | Tf my neigh- of appearances, ma’am. hors should see your duds on my line | they might think they were mine. The Russian experiment is 1 feeding a cow on sawdust doesn't die. MUSICALLY SPEAKING Montreal Star: to provide entertainment Mrs. Hiram Offun| —But I don't wish my washing done | fin the house. 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