The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 14, 1929, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14, 1929 By RODNEY DUTCHER (NEA Service Writer) Washington, Aug. 14—The mo of congress who gets more abuse 1 year than all the other members to- gether is the Hon. Reed Smoot, sen- ator from Utah. And yet Smoot is the one member who has worked most earnestly and has perspired most freely cu g the Jeng hot summer. He probals 1 the man who will be most with the results of his labo the way with Smoot. One hears that his nam used to frighten babies in the score or more nations wh protested our tariff pl: vana newspaper the ot ing at the mouth 7 iusist- ence on higher sugar old readers that because he sweeten him. This entirely false assertior on the fact that Smoot is « ecclesiastic in the Mormon c demonstrates the extent of h larity in some quarter: are some quarters Smoot is liked just Blamed for Ts He has been bearing the brunt of the attack on the tariff bill, but he s reat hour ate finance | y ost im= portant men in Washincton and whenever it's a case of ta reduction Mr. Smoot is the most im- portant of all. Take a look at him. | He is 67 years old now. He ts tall and lanky, countenance and invariably conserva- tive in dress. His demeanor might, b that of a venerable principal in country schoolhouse. He isn’t pom- pous, but he is always pontificial. It fan’t true that he never smiles. ‘They say he becomes positively beatific a: he goes out in his yard of a morning to feed the birds. But ordinarily the Fare Smoot smile is a half- miles a little, but always as ‘were fully aware that the next mo- ‘ment may provide something to frown ‘The Cuban newspaper was wrong | Smoot’s people. 4m suggesting that Smoot is incurably gour. He was, it is true, rather sour) when he read of this particular at- tack. ff or tax | perintendent, almost. always sober of | other denominations Joined with poli- tthe other things that most regular have voted for while r noses. But it does not at Brother Smoot ever held 0 he was taken to senators, such ose, Aldrich and Platt, for w in him an asset of great ugh he gets flustered debate, is the best n and the best economist in house. Long years of pa- tudy have qualified He's a glutton for ding work that re glad to escape. nd economy have been waged a long but practice ¢ ional Record with great wads for home consumption. He atchdog of the treasury. id nourished the bu- ot efficiency and he has great through his constant check i; and expenses of govern- nts nas to worry about re- He is one of the Twelve of the Mormon church, and atitude for his fine htening out the finan- the church many years born in Provo and ed from Brigham t 17 took a small He bersnin a= owing in paternal | Youn job in a \ footsteps | A Bect Sugar Protector | | when he first came to the senate, ans in a furious battle to oust him of his religion. Brother nothing and just plugged ay the old row is forgot- all the tariff fights, Smoot has ied most zealously for higher s rand wool. This year chairman of the finance ittee’s sugar sub-committee. He sentimental devotion to beet His tather imported the first beet sugar mill from Germany, and beet sugar is important to Utah and But he owns no fe interest in either sugar mills woolen mills. Once when he was ccused in the senate he announced But the fact is that Brother | that he owned but 440 shares of su- ®Bmoot is too firmly convinced of the | ock and would be glad to sell it WHAT You SHOULD MAKE A Study oF 1S TwE SUN RISE — IWSTEAD OF GETTING UP AT EIGHT O'CLOCK EVERY MORNING = GET UP AT FIVE = JUST Look AT THAT BtAUTIFUL SUNSET Freckles and His Friends WELL, BOYS WWE GoT To GET STARTED BAcK To THE RANCH == Yore ONCLE HARRYLL BE + WORRIED IF we NIELL, SO LONG, NEDA WE HAD A ANCE TIME HERE AT YouR PLAce = IF YoU ENER GET DID You EVER SToP To FIGURE OUT Now MUCH TIME YOU LOSE WHILE SLEEPING ? WOURS ‘THAT VUST GO To WASTE = shail OU, 1 DONT SuPPoseé TLL ENER GET To Mme CITY AY! WIT ALL THE AUTOS AND NOISE: I THINK TD Go TO SHADYSIDE Loo us uP! AVE BANE YUNG & YOUNG MAN! GO A-A-1S MRS.GUNN AT WHAT A / CAw You BELIEVE IT ? \F | WENT YO BED AY THE SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT AND GOT UP EACH MORNING KT FIVE INSTEAD OF EIGHT— IN ONE YEAR ('D ADD 1,095 HOURS TO MY LIFE= In TEN YEARS 10,950 HOURS = IN _40 YEARS = 43,800 HOURS = FIGURING ON A 12 HOUR BASIS = 'D ADD 3,650 DAYS = OR IO YEARS Yo MY uFE oF REAL LIVING — GEE, T HARDLY BLANE HER FOR NOT WANTING \ To LEANE “TIS PLACE, DO You, PAN? THIS COUNTRY. CERTAIN. GETS UNDER A FELLAS sunt! a way MuGsy } OW, HAVENT You MET PHYLLIS? 1 THOUGHT CHICK HAD INTRODUCED You MAN AT THE DOOR, / SEE WHO IT 1S, PHYLLIS. VLL BE DOWN IN & MINUTE whole wide world’s safety in the| at $10 a share. hands of the Republican party to per-| Smoot is now committed heart and mit him to be actually sour except in| soul to a sliding scale for sugar in the Democratic administrations. And! new tariff bill. Instead of imposing ef course there aren't many of those. | a new high flat duty, this scale would Brother Smoot might be said to| vary according to the price of sugar hhave an abiding faith in the right-| and would have the effect of guar- hess of things as they are, except for | antee what Smoot considers a such changes as have been made in! proper sugar price. Although he has his lifetime—and even that doesn’t | indicated that President Hoover ap- go for tariff increases. | Proves it, the scale will meet a lot of A Model Republican trouble on the senate floor. But what- He is a model for all regular Re- | ever the result. Brother Smoot will be publicans. He voted for the seatine | sustained by his conviction of the es- of Lorimer and Newberry and for all, sential rectitude of his own position. i HOME ? M'KID BROTHER HERE TOOK AMY'S JUMPING ROPE AND HE THOUGHT HE'D BETTER APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE, BUTCH! POLITE LITTLE carck OUT? WELL, TGUESS TLL SIT DOWN AND WAIT FOR HIM \F YOU DONT FLATS. CHICK WILL SE BACK IN A MINUTE GOING PLACES AND SEEING THINGS Salt Lake City—Here is a town| its portals. Once beyond the cigar where, on two minutes’ notice and at| stand one is safe from female in- 5 o'clock in the afternoon, a trout! trusion. Whether it is that the boys fishing expedition can be organized.| can keep their minds on their food, What's more, there will be trout for | or whether it’s because they find eat- breakfast if you're proficient at swat-j| ing alone economical—the place has ting grasshoppers with your hat ‘a turnover of some 2700 diners per Which, by the way, is the reason day this particular column is being writ-| And a large sign which hangs over- ten behind drawn blinds, as it were. | head, informs you that the policy of gents only” has been so profitable | that the place has had to enlarge sev- eral times and is about to enlarge again. LOVELY PxYuLis, MUGSY USES HIS kiD BROTHER AS AN EXCUSE To BREAK THROUGH CHICKS GUARD (Oeeee: 1 Hapda come ONER AN’ TELL Ma TH NEWS, KITTY= G22 (Ss SENDIN’ ME UP NORTH TA GET, Some Furs! Gee! HATS Great] SUT (LE WORRY ALL We Time youre GON ‘AW, DON'T OO “THAT, KITTY! U'LL Take (AY EAR (UFES AN’ GALOSHES ALONG — ITS "HE Eskimo GIRLS Ui “THINKING ABOUT, sam! UMA AERAIO You'LE FLIRT WITH Them! MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, KITTY DEAR—( WOULON T 0 HaT— ano EVES (E 1 01D, tT. WOULON'T 00 ME ANY GooD— {1 (AAGING “TH’ GIRLS UP IN “HaT COUNTRY Give TH’ FELLAS “TH COLD i @N’ “THE ICY sTare! ly damaged by the thorns and bram- ? bles along the creek. And that elegant traveling hat up- Having been an anti-cigaret town on which I paid 2 down is out getting | for many a year, when Salt Lake reblocked. Considering that it was a| finally returned to the fag-selling swanky Fifth avenue hat, it took to! habit, it made up for lost time. For q P grasshopper hunting in a bis wey. | nowhere have I seen such Ziegfeldian ’ 4 \cigaret sales girlies. And how the lo- Still and all, I cannot complain. | cal boys hang around! ‘When my host, Bob Elliott, of the) * * Salt Lake Telegram, met my train) In Paris everything that isn't Joan hhe gave me one of those “key-to-the- | of Arc’s last supper resort is Napu- city” looks. Ever since I left Man-!teon's pet chair or King Louis’ favor- hattan someone has been siving me! ite mansion. In Salt Lake everything the key to some city, and the only! that isn't, in some way or another, trouble with keys to the city is that | tied up with Brigham Young is con- never seem to fit the hotel bed- | nected with one of the Smith broth- » By which I mean, they ers—not the cough drop kids. There from going home to bed. | are Brigham Young parks and resi- told me that the city|dences and statues and fountains; My Fag; ‘oll, rifling —— | I could have what I! former farms of Brigham Young and canyon. According toa/ ll in all, he seems to have got I had been reading en route, | around quite a bit. distance of the city—each, if you! (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) (an believe it, grander than the last. | —— - yon?" he asked suspiciously. YOUR “Oh, I thought there might be aj had @ canyon. a fishing party “ber of Commerce should know about. se * @ vast lunch counter which boasts, in a allowed as how I'd just as | former estates of Brigham Young. has nine canyons within | GILBERT SWAN. “And what do you want with a can- of country trout anxious to! CHILDREN fellow from the big city.” in my opinion, the Cham- other major attractions no woman can cross (©1928 by NBA Servicnine Why are experts on behavior trying to get us away from the idea that | punishment is the cure-all for chil- dren? One question doesn’t answer an- | other, but why are doctors trying to set away from so much medicine? The same answer fits both cases. Because we are seeing new ways to prevent both character illness and jPodily illness. Moreover both mental doctors and doctors of medicine (by the way we'll soon have to find an- other name for M. D's.), are rapidly discovering and using a new method. First they diagnose the disease and then go after it. There is not so week guess work as there used to Abolition of the Trade in Wives Is First on Algerian Reform Li other