The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 4, 1929, Page 4

4 re a bomber is to be praised. Here, however, as in other (Established 1873) = cases, it is possible that what is needed is not so much — by the Bismarck Tribune Company Uis- {stiffer penalties as a tightening up of police and court N. D., and entered at the postoitice at Bismarck | procedure that will make punishment more steady and more certain. UNDEMOCRATIC FENCES Let statesmen, economists, financiers and dema- gogues tell the world what it needs for happiness. We have our own recipe. The world needs more and wider . Outside of North Dakota cracks in its construction fences! What docs the builder of a new office building or wane ey cal WB eat: "Ouse suis a ino theater or what not in any large city do as the first step Weekly by nvul, outside of North Vakota, in the improvement. Why, he surmounts the site with " - 1.5) a tight board fence as free of cracks and knotholes as circumstances permit; then he paints it and hangs a Member of The Associated Press wet paint sign at intervals along its exterior face. This The Associated Press 1s exciusively entitied to the use| done, he is ready to proceed. e for republication of all news dispatches credited to it] Behind the fence go on innumerable interesting pro- Dr not otherwise credited in this newspaper and al80| ceedings. Steam shovels snort and gouge. Pile drivers All rights of republication of all other matter herein |&° kerthud. Mammoth trucks come and go. Men and fare also reserved. machines are making over the face of the earth. In front of the fence pass thousands of people hon- Foreign Representatives estly and healthily curious as to what is going on in- G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY side, but barred by an efficient carpentry from satis- cumcaco MEY YORE :--- Filth Ave. Bldg. isa | fying their urge for information. Oh, for a sizable Tower Bidg. . Kreage Bidg | crack or a convenient knothole! Oh, for the toes of a ——— | woodpecker that one might mount the frowning bar- (Official City, State and County Newspaper) rier and feast the eye on a hidden industry! Respectfully this complaint. is referred to whoever EINSTEIN’S POETRY will act on it. The man who said that what America Trying to assimilate the ins and outs of Professorjneeded most was a good 5-cent cigar was wrong. A Einstein’s latest theory is by no means the simplest) fence with convenient apertures for curious eyes is our diversion you could select for a quiet evening. cure for social unrest. It starts out very harmlessly. Gravitation, magnet- ERE Ean ees ism and electricity are all different manifestations of CHANGING MENU the same force. This is new, but it isn’t hard to grasp. You decide that if this is all there is to it, the in- tricacy of the whole thing has been vastly over-rated. | t0aq of the heavy starchy foods which formerly made But that’s only the beginning. There are implica-!y) the pit! of fare. The change of much of the pa- tions, it seems, that follow; and they are no light tional population from physical to mental labor, from mental exercise for anybody. ; ..., | physical to nervous activity, is credited with bringing As a result of the new conception, says Kinstein’s| ini. about, most prominent disciple, we must revise our concep-| To meet this new bill of fare use of ice in the United tion of the electron. The electron has no reality; it is} states has more than doubled in the last ten years, the simply a name for a disembodied force. consumption per capita being now more than a thou- This, too, most of us can accept—chiefly because we| ang pounds @ year. Cold storage warehouses listed by have only the haziest conception of what an electron is the department of agriculture have a combined capacity supposed to be. : of 600,000,000 cubic feet and they handle a million car- But there is even more to it. What applies to the|ioaas of refrigerator freight a year. Consumption of} electron, it is said, applies also to everything in the|tne sixteen principal fruits and vegetables has increased universe. Sun, stars, moon, the earth—everything is] 199 per cent since 1924. unreal. These things only seem to be. They are! pis change in the national appetite has brought bet- shadows, non-existent and without genuine substance. |ter health, improved the American dinner table, made The American menu appears to be changing more and more to fresh fruits, vegetables and dairy products in- aos, perpetrator, who can be miles away when the ex- The Bismarck ‘Tribune poe ates a A Serious Crisis! — States Ulver NRWEPAPER Any law that will put fear into the heart of the . Tet US ,Doc — HAS HE THE SHADOW OF A CHANCE TO PULL THROUGH 2. continue on the The majority of people do not nty of water, use unless byt. and ly. wi coveries from TEER? deigls | at r E BSREEE* SEE WF Ee bled: Baie 3 : i 3 ieee are | i 3 : gs iil EF : I ante | 5 order. They can usually be pre- vented by building up the general health and avoiding probing the cuti- back | cle too deeply. which are widely used will suppress the elimination of these disease toxins and by stopping the crisis, prevent a cure. A crisis is really a sort of | water and is sugar harmful in this complaint? She has been advised to drink a tea made from the digitalis plant. Is it gocd for her?” Answer: The albumin found in eggs, while similar to the albumin 1G discharged found in the urine, is not the same and has no special bearing upon nephritis — the usual cause of albu- dening themselves to their children, . . who discuss miscellaneous worries, or even a father’s misconduct with them. s It is a great mistake. large quantities, a local irritation of | min in the urine. I do not advise HII D E gret . the eliminative organ may result. For |cream of tartar in the drinking water, Of course there are times when it noe oe the ina r |4s necessary to have the ‘cooperation : ree rita oe a Loi & Olive Roberts Barton in children in matters of domestic from it could not be beneficial in (O1RS by NEA Serviceine | eimost every home that chilgren must “ALLENE SUMNER, nephritis. ‘The best thing for you to learn to understand, and to help with. do would be to send me your name In order to develop normally physt- |That is a different matter. and address so I can send you my The solid ground under our feet, the blazing sun in|«yig pusiness” of truck farming, fruit growing, dairy Must one infer that when a wo- artial complete 2 , id , mentally and morally, children; But 5 it is somethin, 3! wees peep sl daze the sky overhead, are equally vague and hazy. The en-/farming and put hundreds of thousands of actes to| pee ae ee - eat = ! inne a aueuay bemaniel eck cute te one! eer nb einen naend fnstructions. tire universe is something between a shadow-shape and| profitable use, made the ice and Storage industry Pros-|henoiness, Not the happiness .of | to know, I should keep him away from | tq eels tet she has quite the upper \artnation, indleating : Question: iteceen ieeadercaus: a Perous and took # number of railroads out of the hands| sooraaic stimulation that comes from {4 Man Worry as long as possible. | hand of the boss and his job. ‘That's “an article on the causes and cure as of this, it is said, is implied in Einstein’s new! o¢ the receivers. There are large sections in California, | 15 cae. ‘thie emnlibensest ot e Bed lade Biers aeons ae eee for a red nose will be greatly appre- . vies, . and | aE mg ven cl Gov- ” eory. Florida, Ohio, New Jersey and other states which owe! rrequent new toys, but the happiness | BARBS |leenor Haney 8. P oatestos of Gene arr dag ight aaa To most of us, probably, the whole thing sounds like | thee present progress and prosperity to this increased |of contentment and peace. to the effect that his private Hammonds, sheer nonsense. Yet it is accepted by level-headed appetite for fresh fruit, green vegetables and pure, rich scientists; furthermore, it is not particularly new. This} dairy products. fis the first time it has been put forward as a scientific theory; but, in all ages, poets and artists have voiced it as their greatest creed. WHEN SCIENCE IS ADVENTURE Shakespeare saw eye to eye with Einstein. But he| The Scientist is usually represented as a dry, im- put it more beautifully. In “The Tempest” we find| Practicak bookworm, who never has an experience more this: exciting than riding a street car. Two University of Chicago savyants are about to «.. “The baseless fabric of this vision, go to South Africa to seek fossil remains which will The cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, clear up certain obscure steps in evolution. And any- The solamen tampon, the aceut ee itself, one who thinks that professors are not acquainted ef mies ee Hacbeatel pageant tiled; with adventure should read the outline of their plans. Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff In a light truck they will travel a thousand miles As dreams are made on, and our little life across an unsettled desert. The region they will cross Is rounded with a sleep.” swarms with 25 varieties of poisonous snakes, for the What is that but the transfiguration of Einstein’s| ite of some of which there is no antidote. higher mathematics into music? Poetry and logic, When these professors return they will have had catried to their highest points, meet. The seer and the|@dventures enough for anybody. sion of trouble has been made and it! ingly unique. scientist see the same vision. And what is that vision again? the one reality, in a world of moving shadows, is the internal one. Only the soul stands sure. All the rest is merely the stage setting for its earthly incarnation. You, yourself, are more enduring and immortal than fun, stars or earth. They dissolve and vanish without trace. Reality lies within your heart. This was Shakespeare’s vision. Apparently Einstein, following science instead of poetry, reaches the same tonclusion. PASSING OF THE ‘BOOSTER’ Among other things, the late and lamented war is Riven credit for the saturnalia of boosting and boast- : es ing in which this country has indulged of late. The | Editorial Comment booster and his organizations can be traced back to the war loan drives, the patriotic orator, the war prop- REDUCE JOBLESS BY HALF ‘agandist and war-time hero worship. There is nothing man so quickly wearies of as war nd war conditions, so it is not surprising that the is bored by the war-born booster and his boast- fing. So many things were “sold” to the public in the decade that the worm is actually turning. High- year. : cows mais © men ee 'e page Mic re Rann at whe nneenploned: ail the meee: From now on Americans propose to “buy” what they bopulation is larger Swant, not to be “sold” what they do not want. Irre- epective of whether they are selling merchandise, ideas, eivie improvement, social betterment or what not, let Praise is in high disfavor just at present. The public iias learned that praise now constitutes a subtle assault | ! Simply this: that In a single year the circulation of books at the New isn't much time to read between dances. An eye specialist says green has the most sedative effect on the nerves. The yellow on 20's is also a balm. How dear old ladies are shocked to see girls do the things they vainly longed to do at that age. America spéent four millions last year for firearms, and even more for other methods of divorce. destructive criticism. While the public ear is deaf to the flatterer humanity is beating a path to the door of the fault-finder. The “bitter truth” seems to be in gE HANDING IT TO BABE RUTH Mrs. “Babe” 3 nna i ! Hi Mi York public library has fallen off 500,000. Well, there gerate. What may be only a storni| for the Volstead law. seems out of proportion. eee always from some kind of digestive disorder, principally from putrefac- tion in the colon. (Copyright 1929 bathe Bell Syndi- ) is Just as peace is necessary to the : nigh 5 well being and good health of grown-| A miniature automobile made of haninhyrol =H °. ups, so is litte | essential to the | diam@nds and other jewels in the/throne, and that the fair state of welfare of children. amount of $150,000 was exhibited at | Oklahoma had a governor in petti- It is a fallacy to think that because | some of the recent automobile shows. | coats (or whatever the modern equiv- i Pat i é Sor aisvartancasian aie ioe "They Almost good enough for a gangsters eee eee jing with influenza, is now recovering rap- may not i opregaprals Aiport what | funeral. WHAT OF IT? idly at his:home. the trouble is about, but tl are hee ae To which the answer is iG quick to sense unhappiness in their! Doldres Del Rio, Mexican actress, | state’s only concern is in te: Dusen Ul, are viating reads ta Parents. Children have an almost | has been cast as “Evangeline.” Se-|of the job. If the stat thie uncanny intuition. They sense dis-| tection of King Amanullah to play quite efficiently run, it’s Bismarck this week. turbance as onafid i a the lead in an Blea aa are +a tribute to the governer Erdahl, Dict ib tete spots an earthqui - “George Washington,” shoul e | efficient secretary Andrew , Dickinson, “What is it, Mother?” “Are you! next move. | .| to attend the legislative session. ‘ 2” eke 5 tte — “Oh, run off and play and don't) Speaking of the movies, one of the | so efficient @ secretary that Lieut. Merton Orr, of the quarter. ask s0 many questions!” feminine stars, probably one of those ; ran like clock work; neither would he master’s corps, has returned home Impression Lingers On who loves to curl up before the fire| be criticized for any assumption of That dismisses it for the parents | with a good book, says.Suchandsuch | power the secretary took. but not for the child. Plastic crea-| soap “keeps one’s skin so very flaw-| would be adjudged a very tures that they are, one more impres- | less.” Perhaps because it's yagi will stay. eee being a governor is a matter of public Children have vivid imaginations;; A tooth 11 feet long has been un-'|concern quite unlike that of a private they also have a tendency to exag-| earthed in Siberia. The very thing| office. But, still, the whole oe 8 Eight thousand Chicago bell boys SHE WON! have been asked to organize as a union branch to protect their tips.|certain address, a private dwelling, After they're through with that job| where it was reported, a man was the organizers might try teaching that it will be parents who do it. | West Point Graduates how to march. Even if details pass out of their con- ; eee sciousness, the uneasy impression of | The Grand Duke Alexander dis- trouble Bison do its damage to pas the hake, a See Loa spinel nerves 5 Paris wi nat Nikita to it was standing a 1 Once may not be serious or twice or ; suceed Nicholas as heir to the throne |over him, a hot poker in her hand. 1 FAUCRE TO ESTABLISH even @ dosen occurrences of the kind. ot Russia. Something like picking|She was taken to police court; her 4 SEVEN CARD SUIT 4a ne were will eventu- Solel horse after the race has /| mate, to the hospital, North (Dummy)— We have all seen the pale, neur- board WHOLE SEX QUESTION $ Q3s52 asthenic, listlesr child who reflects! Houdini died too soon. He was The story may sound foolishly 01064 the chaotic atmosphere of his home | just the man for the job of governor | inane, but one wonders if it doesn't &KQ943 life, Indeed such children are too| of Oklahoma. common. “ss © Children Troubles That new gas that is too terrible Unfortunately there are even un-|even to be used in war—can’t the | ing that West— wise mothers who seek relief trom | bootleggers make something out of it? Leads @ K pti by deliberately unbur- | (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) |sifts the matter down, it's South (Declarer)— OUR BOARDING HOUSE Ores, gist | WHATS His I HEAR Your Z CLE AMOS “TELLING You Srl How. HE CAN j i : 5 “3 BE 3s / FLEE LF F 8 } £ ij i 8 Is AN EQUESTRIAN : 3 f E e QIN 8 5 9§ 3 : www ABouT - Z ? TXTRAORDINARY!- Aur, (rondo eg cles Ringo a SP RI Z You fg % SHAVE HIS MODESTY KEEPS ee oe sing of fede an baclare ol A BUCKING BRoNcHo 2...) 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