The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 22, 1928, Page 4

a amt PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THURSDAY, MARCH 22, ‘The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873 Published by the Bismarck Tribune C-mpany, Bis- Marck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bis- } gmarck as second class mail matter. George D. Mann .............President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year ...... feck ine Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) Daily by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck) .... Daily by mail, outside of North Dako! i Weekly by mail, in state, per year » Weekly by mail, :a state, three years for ‘Weekly by mail, outside of North Dako‘a, pe PRR rrere reir rrr eet - 159 Member Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press The ‘Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited | to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published ‘ herein. All rights of republication of all other mat- » ter herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. CHICAGO DETROIT Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. (Ofitcial City, State and County Newspaper) Where Opportunity Beckons + Some people are forever complaining that t none of the big or little opportunities come : their way. They hear of a neighbor who got 4 & real bargain in a used automobile and won- : der why his chance had not been theirs. And ' when a neighbor shows them a bit of furni- i ture or other household article he had picked i up for a fraction of its real worth they t again wonder why others are favored over { them. Thus they carry on their lamentations + and self-sympathy throughout the whole cata- } Jog of human wants and possessions. {Paradoxical though it seems, these men and {women who covet the opportunities offered to { and grasped by others could find the secret of the other fellow’s good fortune in the news- paper read by them both. That secret is the ‘classified advertising columns. It is there {that the golden opportunities are offered and { found. The “want ad” page is the mecca for } those who have golden opportunities to offer jand for those who wisely hunt their “acres of $ diamonds” at home. * If the store with its show windows, glass cases, counters and open doors cannot do busi-| 3 ness without newspaper advertisements, how + can the seller and the buyer of the used article ft expect to “do business” without advertising? +The “want ad” or classified advertisement is { the show window and counter for the private { citizen who has something to sell or wants to { ‘uy something the other citizen has. Too Many Doors? All these years, we have overlooked an out- 8 ing reason why the steering wheel is set on the left side of the automobile. It’s to permit thoughtless drivers to back out of their seats into the middle of the street. 1 On second thought, however, we believe that’s sort of dangerous. Another automobile may be passing close by, close enough to clip off an important part of the exiting driver's anatomy. Yet, on third thought, we feel such a calam- ity could only be averted if there were no doors at the left of the automobile at all. Perhaps for the safety of their customers, the manu- facturers might consider this asd put only two doors on their sedans—both at the right side. Of course, for thoughtful and careful motor- : ists, doors on the left side of the car provide + an additional factor of safety and convenience. ; They use those doors only when they have to, + for the left doors should be considered only as * emergency exits. | But they’re not used as such in many cases. { Therefore they remain a terror to approaching ¢ motorists, H The drivers who use these doors thought- lessly mgiht also be considered, for the sake of their families perhaps. } Germany’s Big Question Mark Over here we don’t care much whom the ] ident names as his secretary of war, so i as he is an honorable man. We don’t anxiously question whether he is a friend or e foe of the republic. We don’t ask whether he will make the army a lance to pierce the country or a buckle to shield it. We just know he will be. all right. But things have not yet come to that happy {ssue in Germany. Hence all the Germans are getty excited over the fact that Lieutenant eral Wilhelm Groener, a professional sol- dier, has been made minister of defense, large- Jy due to the intervention and pressure of President Hindenburg. Otto Gessler, the man Groener succeeds, was ‘ -\ nominally a member of the German -Demo- ‘cratic party, but he has been held by all | friends of the republic to have lent himself to ‘every move calculated to perpetuate the caste t system in the Reichswehr and to make it { amenable to monarchist plots. So they are hoping great things of Groener, even though be a soldier. ‘For it was Groener who told the ex-kaiser some plain truths. It was he who helped lead German army back to the Fatherland after armistice. It was he who opposed the “putsch” whose object was to overturn republic. If Groener makes the Reichs- a truly republican army, he will deal a blow to all the hopes of the monarchist Duels With Boxing Gloves . does seem as if romanc® were dying out 4 other day in Paris, two upper-class fenchmen got into an argument that could be settled on the field of honor. One sller the other to a duel. The challenge pted, seconds were appointed and the the weapons—ah, hearken! The French- eee See er ee a Eee not with swords, nor even with but wit g gloves! They fought, five they decided that has come to.a Uke that can happen. ‘boxing gloves is ever so much more sensible than a duel with swords) or pistols. But who in thunder wants to see duels conducted with common sense? Romance is dead. \ All that remains is to open D’Artagnan’s grave and see if he hasn’t turned over. i Offering the Workmen a Bribe It has not been infrequent in this country | to see a political party appealing to the Amev- ican workman with the slogan that to elect its candidate for president means the full dinner il. And that is quite an understandable slogan. The full dinner pail means the full- fed man. It means the full-fed family. It means decent wages, which, in turn, mean de- cent housing, decent pleasures. But the other day a British paper said the Tory party was getting ready to hold a na- tional election, &nd in preparation therefor, it was going to do its best to take some of the heavy tnxation off of beer, so that the nobie British workman could get his drink from two to four cents cheaper. We can understand the full dinner pail. There is something appealing about that. But the cheap drink of beer sounds mighty like a bribe. It is rather a contemptuous estimate of the intelligence and the independence of the! voter. Our War With the Air It is rather hard to contemplate with equa- nimity the continuance of the airplane trage- dies that take from us skilled young pilots. The death of young Harry Brooks, pilot of Ford’s “flivver plane,” is a ioss to the entire country. We cannot well afford to lose men of his type. Yet no war is won without casualties. Man- kind today is fighting for mastery of the air. Many splendid young men have died in this war, and many more doubtless will die before it is won. But by their deaths these men are advancing our knowledge, bringing nearer the ieee man will be free to follow the eagle’s raul. Lindy Doesn’t Like Statue Lindbergh recently visited at the office of Postmaster General Harry New in Washing- ton. On New’s desk was a bust of Lindy. The young flyer looked at it and shook his head. “Don’t like it,” he grunted. “Makes me look like a high school debater.” With all due respect to high school debaters, Lindy has our sympathy. He can reasonably lay claim to being more or less of a he-man. Let’s hope our sculptors are not going to stari} representing him as an innocent-eyed mama’s darling. Safety Belts in Flying (New York Times) As more travelers are taking to the air with growing confidence in planes in the hands of experienced pilots, “safety ats should be urged upon them, and they Should see for themselves that no precaution for their secur- ity is overlooked. Colonel Lindbergh is so sure of himself that on some of his flights he dispenses with the parachute. Passengers should not follow his example. As a rule, pi- lots insist upon adjustment of the parachute in the case of their passengers. But there is one appliance too often-neglected. That is the safety belt. Aviation in its last issue sounds a warning. In about four weeks three persons have lost| their lives because they did not wear the at- tachment. When bumps are struck on the ground in landing a pilot or passenger may be thrown out of the plane if the belt has not been fastened. In one accident recently both} pilot and passenger were projected from their seats while in the air, for “bumps” do not al- ways occur on the ground. Singularly, in this case, the plane went on, and without guidance made a landing with little damage. ‘Even on a smooth day,” says Aviation, “it is perfectly possible for the pilot, if he becomes careless or makes an error, to use the controls in such a violet way as to throw the passenger out.” It considers such accidents to be “entirely inex- cusable and the result of gross negligence and carelessness.” Therefore it urges that every open cockpit plane should be equipped with safety belts, with somebody on the field to see that they are properly fastened. The Riviera Losing Its Lure (Lloyd Morris in Harper’s Magazine) With the exception of Cannes, which retains its prestige, the Riviera during its official win- ter season has been abandoned by fashion and relinquished by the tourist. The hotels pros- per. They are patronized by Germans, Austri- ans, Scandinavians; by South American gam-} blers and Levantine merchants; by English spinsters who imitate the pompadour of Queen Alexandra and the hats of Queen Mary. In every hotel one meets them; they gamble at! the 10-franc table of all the casinos; they com- plain bitterly of the food and, justifiably, of the climate. There are four hours every day during which the sun shines warmly. In mid-after- noon a cutting wind blows down from the snow-covered Alps, a mist rises from the sea, and influenza stalks abroad. The hotels are built under the illusion that the climate is tropical, so at night one shivers in a plushy salon, and at 10 o’clock the valet and chamber- maid parade past with clusters of hot water bottles, each one neatly labeled with a name and number. Consider the embarrassment of an English spinster who discovered in her bed a hot water bottle not her own! The labels guarantee the preservation of Anglo-Saxon morals in an environment foreign and presum- ably corrupt. The majority of the patrons of the casinos gamble as a defense against boredom. So uni- versal is this defense that the English church of Monte Carlo is said never to use a hymn with a number lower than thirty-six, lest the Romania hastily arise to play it at the ta- les. The municipalities of the Riviera are equally sagacious, and permit very few attractions which might compete with the tables. Bore- re Ag ie by yg to the gem git is the hope that, if he persists Jong enough, he will eventually make something for nothing. , The Horned Toad Has Nothing on This “Die-Hard” cians are interested in politics, and] out. the people generally seem willing to let them take care of it. The fact that"politiciane are thus left in charge of means that no vital problems are to be disposed of unless large ganized groups persuade the pol cians that it is poltically dangero' to dodge them. no man may be nominated and elect- ed president merely because he is the popular choice. i onstrated in years divisible by four ant its truth is again evident in 1928. to do anything fn the face of elec- tions, ps And those who once | 80n delegates known to oppose him. believed that the primary system! would result in popular rule must confess again that the generally can be controlle ticians, despite some notable excep- pens which may justify their exis- ence, Republican campaign. best example of the prostitution of the primary Democrats are more accustomed to factional discord and because their leading candidates are in some instances fighting one another for the same delegates. lican candidates are not to be found fighting each other for primary del- egates in one of the 17 states which have the presidential primary. . oe ee ae sith, 10,000. | ganize any shirt-tail parades in its delegates. i for nomination filed his petition be- fore the closing date and Boss Vare the great mass of: Republicans in| this great Republican state just whom they want.to be president. They told the candidates to keep out of the primaries ard they kept. Massachusetts. tered nmaett 8 i state. nia oriously corrupt jicago machine hopes to deprive kim of the gates there by pretending a yearn-| while Edison has about 1200. a ee ie HOW TO USE CHEESE which has formed into a bowl, beat ‘beater, pour into a In Europe, Asia, and even in| with an egg- South America, chease is eaten very| ##ck-shaped cheese cloth, tle the largely in place of meat, while in} sun until all the whey drips away. America it is used somewhat as a e cottage condiment, being used for forming TE dishes or eaten in small quantities with crackers or bread near the end of a meal. Various cooked cheese dishes are served at after-the- theater suppers. It is such a well-known fact that these cooked cheese dishes produce nightmares that one of our first weekly comic pictures published in America was about the adventures met with in “Rarebit Dreams.” It is unquestionably true that cooked cheese does not digest as readily as that which is not cooked, but part of the trouble is caused by the im- properly cooked toast and other starchy foods which are used at these late supper meals. The diner has perhaps eaten a hearty dinner three or four hours before, and the stomach is still laboring with the evening meal. Many people whe have had un- pleasant experience with these cook- ed meals get to believing that cheese is for them and that it is an unhealthful food. Cheese makes an excellent sub- stitute for meat, but should not be| advise me what causes my head to bg in borer ents It is best| ache. sitet I Li a hon use plenty green vege-| ache for a whole week without tables with the cheese, and not use| relief.” any other protein or any kind of; Answer: There are many causes highly starchy food at the same] of headaches. Here are some of time. them: Auto-intoxication, constipa- The making of cheese in Europe] tion, prolapsed organs, uterine con- must be considered an art, and re-| gestion, eye strain, nerve depletion, uires great skill in o and toxic poisonit from some luce and repeat ired| chronic disease. Only a diagnosis flavor. In America cheese making| will tell you which of these causes has developed into a science, and| produce your headaches. . there is little of domestic art about} Question: Mother asks: “What is it. We now produce more cheese than any other country, but there is LET TER See Saw the best artificial food for a baby? How old must a bal before he found in the virtual, cheeses of the Old BY RODNEY DUTCHER ing for Coolidge. Pro-Lowden and Washington, March 22.—Politi- anti-Lowden politicians will fight it ny f er ag iy @ stamped addressed envelope for reply. cheese but being made with the whole milk has a rich flavor and is smooth, due to the fact that the nor- mal amount of butterfat remains. Cheese made in this way is more asily digested than when the milk is ae ly cooked over the fire. is never any excuse for throwing away either skimmed or whole ee cheese can always be made from left-over milk. It is better to keep the milk on ice so * the bacterial changes take place slowly. Try using cheese in place of meat part of the time, but use it with the green vegetables and not with the starches. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: T. P. M. writes: “Please swer: After changing from breast nursing the baby should be given nothing but Holstein milk and orange juice up to about two years of age, after which he should take a little less milk and begin ing the minced, non-starchy vege- es. Question: H. L. M. asks: “Could person having an old chronic =, have vegetable juice?” ni who can afford to buy so much of the imported cheese, and continue’ using a certain kind that has a cer- tain peculiar flavor like, will find that the cheese le in Amer- ica is equally as wholesome and cheaper in The Cheddar cheese, named after) a the village of Cheddar, England, is| osteomyelitis leg have dead bone in much like our American York State| the leg? ‘Would having slight pain, or Canadian cheege. It is made] mean there was pus or dyad bone from sweet milk, but the milk may| there? only when I be either whole, partly skimmed, or gor driving a skimmed, and the cheeses may be After once having osteomyel- low, and mar-| itis will I always have attacks cvery so often?” Answer: see The primary certainly has no warm friend umong politicians, but it’s nearest the ion is Hoov national welfare opponents, Senators Will son, are regarded as stalking horses for Dawes, who is violently against the direct primary. But Hoover only entered these states after it ved impossible to make political deals. He knew that in such deals lay his best chance. Now he is out to get what he can and to break up the anti-Hoover game of stopping him with favorite What a life parents would lead if they had to sit up for the pres- ent boys and girls! A parent, you might have ie, preteen enough to i gel ly in need of sleep long lore the shows and parties are over. If you will think back to the time rhen you had your first beau you will remember that I asked you to os me to come straight home ym the movies or wherever you Sa ct israel arye, ws: trusted you. Do you think I could at in Sane! have had so little faith in the wa’ I brought you up as to believe had _to prove to myself that you would not lie to me? It also means that Osteomyelities can be cured in certain stages eithcr by dieting or through surgery or by a combination of both of these treat- The walking probably i: ritates your chronic osteomyel: but would not necessarily indi: xcel-| ings ‘A good dlagnositican can tell -| ing. itician can te made at home! you the exact condition of the bone whole milk to|through the aid of the X-ray. A stand in the icebox for about ten| permanent cure is possible if you days. Pour. both gurg. |. and whey| take the right treatment in time. paras could (aa Florence a ‘oo apa Be beyond ore? sad and on ‘5 reason al | cial services go on in overflow halls bl No, reared = Patol is to! He won't work and he doesn’t want| all over the city. I have seen ad- aoe vata “forse She bo ciel wine Florence to work, either. She might| vance seat holders “scalping” pew “eter eae reds sarhinggi 1a py some attention to you, Marye.!room in churches for sums up to cud oo regen ys the rest of us here have “hay-| $20 a seat during the seasons of rt earn BOleeman 28's come seed” ideas. Well, I hope the city] special services. The churches Mabel Clary left ho hasn’t changed you much but she| scarcely condone this, but what can : me because] thinks it has, I guess. they do about it her mother tried to chaperon her. Kenneth’s father old man aed may aes le aes city wa Phillips twenty dollars—ten for|every branch of the city life. The ei io Pia ee, ing | eB ten for Florence—for| pell-mell leads inevitably to crush » Marye. People says going barn. Poor Mr. Oates.|and hence to this snail-like ap- MS ©) burning to pose in a studio in “the nude.”| T¢ ever aman did his best for | proach to coming events, ty I don’t see how any girl can do son, such a thing. Marye, that yen ~ ie eninay Feit wore: oe bellow parents as irs, Merredith comes t for children like Kenneth and Flor- is oe eck an ence. All this has been especially dem- +h originat indy, Lut is now also made in America. Cottage cheese, or “Smearcase,” as it is called in Ger-. many, is a sour, skim-milk cheese which is tomers Conyrar quite fresh, but may be pac! away in tubs to ent further ripening. An Congress, apparently afraid In both states, with certain ex- ceptions in Ohio, Hoover has merely permitted his name to be by Political “outs” anxious to beat poli- tical “ins.” They needed the pres- tige to be borrowed from Hoover's me; eka Phage ag pel Seif i jon | ence. ch rides on ie cont is SE acon Dresenrenen of the other. But Hoover is the only candidate to declare himself in doubtful primary territory and only the primary gave him a chance in Ohio and Indiana. As a matter of good politics, Lowden refused to divide the anti-Hoover vote by op- posing him in Illinois. : Hoover ought to get more than twic> as many primary delegates as Lowden. Voices have been raised in the past for a national direct primary | system, but pol jans have opposed |that and the voters have yet to or- rimaries by poli- because the The outstanding Repub- ee The largest presidential primary It’s a good thing for Florence that she’s gone. ‘She was ideas into your sister- Not a single candidate | make enough money to go back and live in the country can only be fn Pe SRO A THOUGHT : a With great love, mat by the city fellow who and the Bosses Mellon are sending Mi goes country to rest an uninstructed delegation to Kan-|@——————-_——_—_——-_ ——-‘¥ left. She's getting kind of — a en a = to co Yack sae ae sas City. The bosses will decide for} Neither cast ye your pearls be-| childish, I’m afraid. I don’t believe NEXT: “Innocent” Mom. Py * a wsial fn spite of her witness, he ie very in 8] fond. of her mother. f for Kenneth always her to go some place she’ around-the house, I don’t know if I should say any- thing more about your coming out this summer, if it’s to cause a between quarre! Alan over who's to have the ear (Frank has the Lizzie). fore swine.—Matt. 16. GILBERT SWAN. BARBS | AND THEN HE MAY MEET LINDBERGH COMING BACK An Ohio man is waiting for the heric reg atte ui Man always worships something; always'he sees the infinite shadowed forth in something finite.—Carlyle. Francis H, Richards, 76, of Stam- ford, Conn. Thomas Edison’s clos- est rival for the title of world’s most prolific inventor. He has nearly 1000 pxtents to his credit, IN NEW YORK New York, March 22—They poke all sorts of fun at Grover Whalen— he is the butt of many a columnist’s jokes—but his job is one of those that sears men’s souls. e Grover Whalen is the world’s i hen the after do more|? The same thing has happened in In Illinois. only Lowden hag en- dele- still But I do wish Wu EGAD M'DEAR, I WouLD SSQw iF You WANT -o NG S LiKE YOUR PERMISSION“To REXPERIMENT IA, THE GARAGE, L WEEKS, AS AN EXPERIMENTAL IBORATORV! ~~. T HAVE A manele IDEA IL wiaert [oO WORK ON, AND IF : N WRNS ouT ua, Beet Baas « Kiad of Y Y Witt BECOME FAMOUS i Ps “THROUGHOUT THE WORLD law S we: wm HAW, THE NOBLE NAME OF HOOPLE SHALL YET Sos “THE ACCLAIMED SOME RUGS ~To BEAT writ who has had her or, tonsils removed. . . Oh ee President Machado ition in ee with col ions the Cool tried the Democrats. The Wea'hs is not to sup- ts, but to goad ’em son—no butcher can tell you. A man in New York has designed see a a almost | ible vest, Only another way ie Easter, | (Copyright, 1928 NEA Bervice, Inc,) oa nen Aree us it goes through almost : 4