The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 3, 1927, Page 2

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Kresge Bldg. 3 PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) CS clic reat Bact aah A ; Coolidge’s Decision = Often it is difficult to determine what actuates 4 man in some of the most important actions of his dife—and it is so with President Coolidge’s an- “nouncement Tuesday that he will not be a candidate for the presidency in 1928. Unquestionably this is one of the most important Aecisions ever made by the President. One which will have a far-reaching effect. To some it doubtless Zcame as a disappointment. These felt that the coun- try needed the President for another term. His poli have been successful. He has so guided <public affairs that private industry has had ‘an op- “portunity to prosper. The only major industry of the country that has not felt the masterful touch ‘of his careful aid and administration is that of farm- ing, and here doubtless he has been of little help ‘only because he was not sure what properly might *be done to aid permanently the farmer from the _ slough into which he had fallen. His cold New England judgment could not sub- .seribe to the methods advocated by the so-called con- gressional farm bloc. His veto of the McNary- Haugen bill may or may not have been popular with ‘the country generally. It is doubtful if it was as wu sPepular even in the agricultural west as some politi- Fc'ans would have hed the nation believe. But 1 | f.ardless of its popularity or unpopularity the sin- 3 ccrity of the man was never questiched. Even his zenemies gave him credit for having strength of “character sufficient to follow the dictates of his own judgment, regardless of the pressure brought to bear upon him. = Some persons doubtless hailed the announcement with delight. This number includes not alone the tential candidates for the Republican presidential nomination of which there will be a swarm. It in- zcludes all those people who are or have been opposed to Coolidge for any reason. To some the man’s very strong points appeared .4s a weakness. His cool businesslike conduct of tpublic affairs lacked the theatrical touch which zAmericans have so often come to demand of their public men. He benefited the pocketbook but failed ito fire the imagination. To these, and many of them Swould have supported him had he elected to run :again, Coolidge was like a medicinal prescription. 4 “He was good for the body politic but unpleasant to ithe taste. * They longed for the flash and fire of a Roosevelt. | =Someone who could use picturesque language and with enough bombasticism to make the front page| interesting. This group longed for someone who| could say “nature-faker” of another public man with just the proper malicious inflection. A president | who could interest and amuse as well as concerve ithe public treasury. It just isn’t in Coolidge to do things like that. He has been careful, methodical, i *safe and sane and even those who might wish he sparkled more will not deny it. He never satisfied tthe nation’s thirst for hero worship because he never tended to be a hero and never acted like one. He simply a great business man doing his daily job as best he could just like every other sound Anferican citizen devotes most of his waking hours .to his job or his business. fi * As head of the greatest business nation in the 4 .world, he set an example which anyone could emulate twith profit. ¢ But these things did not enter into his decision *not to run for office again. He simply did not want zto run and that was a personal preference, expressed i “in the cool, calm way which is natural to him. An- wother man might have taken advantage of the ob- ‘vious opportunity to indulge in a taste for the! q wdramatic. A lesser man, and one with a greater q ‘gift for the histrionic, would not have missed the opportunity to reveal himself as the super-patriot, sacrificing his own ambitions in order to preserve " glorious national tradition—that which presumes to ‘forbid any president to run for a third term. Roose- Welt, had he been doing it, would have had more dash. | "But then Roosevelt eventually decided that he want- ged a third term. The politically. minded, Republican, Democrat, Soc- | : dalist or what not, agree that Coolidge could have ‘been renominated and reelected in 1928 without , much difficulty. Barring a political miracle or a a litical catastrophe, an announcement of his can- | fidaey would have led to a third inauguration. And the ity. With this conceded by practically everyone “in the know,” it is a real question why the president decided not to run again. * The safest guess probably is that he is tired.’ Tired of the heavy burden. Tired of the continual} Ynvasion of his privacy which a president must suf- ‘fer. Tired of the enormous pressure which is the “price every president must pay for his high distinc-; tion. ‘Tired of a situation which prevents him from the normal inclinations of the ordinary , pn observers ften feel sorry for a rn ‘inthe public eye'as a gold them. A president hes bs Lo oe See : orfinary would strong’ | England hill folk are strong on tradition, ja larger appreciation of the natural beauties of the politically minded probably would have grasped |. ‘of the na-| Up to the present time only a comparatively few fish.j people realize this. Until recent years the country unge to serve faithfully and well make a man like the job of being president. Doubtless most of thos who have retired from that office have done so with a feeling of relief. Even the vigorous Roosevelt was glad to get away in 1908, Doubtless, the desire to adhere to a strong tradi-| tion which began when Washington refused a third | term did have something to do with Coolidge’s deci- | sion, even if he didn’t brag about it., Coolidge is a New Englander of New Englanders and these New | Tradi- tions, family and secticnal, have played a major part in Coolidge’s rise. It is not surprising then, that they should play a part in his voluntary retire- ment. Perhaps Coolidge felt that at some future | day the country might suffer if the third term tradi- tion went into the discard as it inevitably would | have done had he permitted himself to be a can- didate again. Observers, the news stories say, are careful to point cut that the president’s announcement docs not mean that he will ngt be available as a candidate if the Republican national convention chooses to ¢ him to run again. Perhaps not, but the public ill accept the announcement of his intentions as something more than a gesture. Coolidge has not been in the habit of making gestures. It is con- trary to his nature. The fact that he indulged in no flamboyant words in making the announcement qncourages a belief in his sincerity. His passing from the spotlight will be a source of regret. It may be difficult for the countrty to adjust itself to a new and perhaps a lesger mau but the country will get along as it always has. Perhaps his action Tuesday will, when the per- spective of history is applied to it, serve to rank Coolidge among the truly great patriots. One hun- dred years from now it may be the rock upon which his fame will rest. A New Career \ Miss Pattie Field, the only woman vice-consul in the world, has returned to Denver for her first since she was appointed to the position in Amsterdam about two years ago. She has returned with a vast enthusiasm for her job, with the pre- diction that diplomacy offers a splendid field for feminine talents, particularly in the routine posi- tions, where the feminine virtues of painstaking care and sympathy and courtesy count for the best. Miss Field believes that the colleges can, perhaps, be the most vital force in introducing women to this attractive field. It is her view that they could bring the proposition to the attention of students, by offering .specialized training pointing to diplo- matic service. But she hersef has put her finger on the greatest drawback to women in the diplomatic service, the urge to talk, “The state department,” she says, “frowns on foreign representatives who let slip details of its inner workings. Women in such posi- tions, obviously, are particularly bound by these restrictions, in the face of the belief that women are prone to—well, talk.” Perhaps the reputation is undeserved and it is unfortunate. But the fact that Miss Field succeed- ed in her effort to enter the consular service and that her record is a very fine one may pave the way for more of her sex'to enter what should be an attractive field for them. In the diplomatic and consular service there are certain duties which women are particularly fitted to discharge. The. routine work, unspeectacular, but essential, comes under this heading and aiding trav- elers and assisting in the examination of immigrants are other duties suited to women. Given a fair chance there is no doubt that women would be of great value in this service. A Mountrail county newspaper says:: “Clarice Janet is the name of the little arrival at the C. E. Shubert home last week. The little lady is eleven months old, and so well pleased with her surround- ee, Pieture Postcards bed that night before Bob joined her! to Cherry—to be frank. You've been | in their room. with Cherry about the business when| woman for the last two or three day Faith left to give Cherry's baby its| feeding. ally, as he lifted a long, shining, dark brown hair, which! sudd she despite her fatigue and the heat. “By! hus' the way, honey, 1 want you to get) col yourself a new dress for the Pruitts’! to: thought of you right off. feel self for once, sweet, and see how it) ing cheerful! I don’t want it, Bob! 1s!” Let Cherry have it! All I need is a Faith smiled at him brilliantly, the| housedress or a nursemaid’s cos- pain which had constricted her heart all day magically relieved. * “1 would like a new dress, a fluffy, foolish, inppractical dress,” sWe ac- knowledged. about,” Bob grinned, unfasten his collar. ity Shop across from the Yellow As- ter’ tea room. lunch there toda: ot fact, it was Cherry thatadifotted the dress first. You'll be a peach in it, sweetheart.” ow too! y lunched with her, then had taken her for a swim! F Saint “Sime Faith was already preparing for} « 1 think you owe it to me—and ing like a martyr and an abused | He had been talking | loo! and it's nerves.” “Pretty hair,” Bob remarked casu-| Faith -backed away from him slow- strand of~ her) ly, her eyes tvide, staring, her lips beginning to get on my was this could not be Bob—her d—speaking to her in that measured, almost menacing} brushing canscientiousiy,| Sure! And again she heard words coming Blow your#| dress! You want to bribe me into be- tume!”” They stared at each other after ghe had spoken, with the eyes. Then, Before Faith, horrified at herself, could retract her words or apologize, Bob turned sharply on his heel and was striding ‘toward’the door. tOMORROW: Faith discovers a few RNs 5 “Then get the dress I'm talking beginning to “It's in the Van- about marriage. @Copytight, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) ——____ | ~A Thought | —————————____~ Behold, we count them happy which endure.—James vi:11. i arias had atter Cherry and I and, as ® So he had lunched with Cherr: Had worked with her alld: “Did you pay for Cherry’s lunch?” We Don’t Receive Daily Health . Editor's Note: This is chapter 103 of the series of aticles by The Tribune correspondent who is revisiting France as a scout for the American Legion, CHAPTER CIE German decorations; so prevalent in the occupied areas of France dur ing the war, are fast disappearing. From-one cause or another, using ® good brand! of white paint for back- rounds and an excellent brand of Black paint for letters, the invaders identifying But not al- of France placed their marks in the villages. ways permanently. As in Reviile—which is cast of the Meuse river. There the name of the town was painted in huge black letters on x white background on the side wall of the village wash-hause. Leon Gaspart watched the Gerntan art- ists work—he had refysed to leave when the armies marched jin. For four years he lpoked at that sign every day from the windows of his little stone hoyse across the road. And every day he swore himself a little oath under his breath that, if the chance ever came, he would— I | | A pair of stockings is plural, ac- cording tothe Untied States customs court. Some of those we've scem were singular. The Upholsters’ International Union has given Al Smith a hand- carved ‘presidential chair. To be on the safe side the union should have made 101 more chairs, for Mr. Mc- Adoo, Governor Ritchie and the 99 dark horses. THE PEST FOUND IN INDIANA, says a newspjaper headline. We thought it a new political mess, but were surprised on finding it was only the corn borer. > Now that Rumania has a six-year- old monarch would you say a cat may play with a king? Gene Tunney says he'll quit fight- ing as soon as he gets married. May- | be so, Gene, maybe so. Servi Mae Murray is suing because some- ce | one, sold her house that she says is BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN peat os tae wales Grae PR, MORRIS FISHBEIN an| know the people of Los Angeles ever Editor Medical Association and of Hygeia, the Health Magazine It has long been the common im- pression that the flat-chested person is the one likely to have tubereu- losis and that persons with round chests have a fine set of lungs. Recently, physicians in the Minnesota Medicine have made measurements of persons with tuberculosis, or nor- mal adults, of normal children, and \of children and adults with various complaints of the chest to determine conformation associated| 1 ly almost as white as her face. \veristy dinner party. Something extra! swank, aw a gorgeous dress in aj from her mouth that she had had no| the window today. The sign said it was) intention of uttering: “So that’s why the new nasturtium shade, and —| you want me to get an expensive| these of chest with various diseases. As a result of observations, it that the flat-chest is apparently the healthy chest, and that the round or deep chest is probably so conformed because it has not developed prop- erly from the infantile condition. The vital sents the number of cubic inches of |224 80. air that a person can forcibly expire after a full inspiration is more than 50 per cent larger ‘ persons than in those having a round, | $i8t- tuberculosis chest. capacity of normal students varied fram 2450 to 6200 cubic centimeters, with an average of 4340, whereas that lof tuberculosis patients varied from 800 to 4300 c. c. with an average of 2650. The round chest type is probably more prone to tuberculosis, nately, it may be avoided by en- couraging children to participate in sports, gymnastics and games, espe capacity sold houses to one another. (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) IN NEW YORK | New York, Aug. 3.—Catering to human vanity has always. proved good business on Main street as well as Broadway, but Manhattan has added to such trading those little fined touches that turn a good busi hess into a great fortune. j know a young woman who for many years operated a beauty par- lor, She sold perfumes, soaps, pow- ders, cosnictics and such and built up a brisk trade. | large, Uni- School of is concluded She imported a lot of fancy per- fumes from Europe and way points,| which repre-}mixing the various ingredients thus tised: “Perfumes Personality!” 4 ft i ® e dear girls just couldn't. re- aerate They: tlerked ‘to hor emporium and stood in line to have their per- sonalities matched to some mixture to match your The vital lung flattering! How ple: template that one’s be something like tl From a small. establishment her place grew to an ornate series o: rooms oecupying almost a floor.! Exotic odors hit the nostrils as on entered, carefully coached “experts” made a study of each cpstomer so that “the personality could be per- nt to con- ‘sonality might Fortu- PRIVATE goes b FRANCE 9.2 And then ghe got a bright idea.! And in due time she adver-j yoked, of fragrant ordors. And how very PAUL ADA! ‘ The chance came. Some gentle- men from the 9h American divi- sion happened along and the Ger- mans did a “raus mit.” And Leon Gaspart,, backed by. his | four-year- old intention, got out his adz. It took him almost an entire day to scrape that sign from the wash- house, But he scraped it off—or most of it. And when he had fin- ished he stepped back to survey hi work with a ‘gigh of deep satisfac- ion, on a barn—~Auto-Standpla Beney there's a sign: ‘Stockrad Strasse”; in Thiaucourt another with an arrow pointing in the direction ef. “Euvezin.” In the Argonne For- est there are a few wooden direction signs. There are some “Verboten” signs in the church at Exermont. But most of -the decorations left by the mans haye been erased . entirely, or else they have been effectually defaced like’ the one on the side Wall of the wash-house at Reville that was so well handled by Monsieur Leon Gaspart. TOMORROW:: Cemeteries. out who are patients and who are friends. Frequently the natives in- sist on their live stock coming in * with them. The hospital at Peshawar was once asked to take in p camel, and it is common for roosters and hens to be put under the patient's bed, tied to the bedposts.” o—_______________¢ | At The Movies | — oe ELTINGE THEATRE =~ “Rough House Rosie” Clara Bow’s rollicking rival of “IT” her first star- ring vehicle, is the picture coming to the Eltinge for Thursday, Friday and Saturday. In this swift-traveling tale of care- free youth, the fiery-haired possessor of “personality. plus” plays a diver- sity of parts. She's the irrepressible child from Tenth Avenue out for a good time with her sweety; she is Rosie. flaming leader of her “Six Roughnecks'’} in a cabaret; she is Miss O'Reilly, belle of the upper social set’s mogt brilliant ball and finally, she’s the loyal little girl who brings the middleweight champion- ship to Joe Hennessey, her big-heart- ted lover. Joe played by Reed Howes, who is co-featurea with Arthur Hous+ man, Doris Hill, and Douglas Gilmore. Others who play in support of the dancing-eyed star, are John Miljan d Henry Kolker. The story (or , “Rough Horse Rosie” was taken frém Nunnally Johnson's Saturday Even- ing Post story of the same name. CAPITOL THEATRE ¢ “Cradle Snatchers” the Mederaft- * Mitchell comedy-drama which played over a year on Broadway and which a half dozen road-shows played in every city of importance in the United States, has. been. given a screen version with Louise Fazenda in the principle rofe. and a cast of screen favorites in all parts of, im- jortance will be Shown at the Ca itol Theatre for tonight, Wednesda and Thursday. This is the of the New iy lay which the critic ‘ork Times said -pro- “gales of hysterical Jeaghter” ‘and the New. Yoryk Journal pro- claimed #s “magnificently funny,” while Stephen Rathbuen of the Sun said of it, “A hit! A funny Amer- ican Play, with the spice of a French e” ‘arce. ‘ “Cradle Snatchers” is the story of three wives, whose husbands take a fishing trip. That is to say, they go fishing, but.as a matter of fact they take three blogdes on a little excur- sion. ' The screaming funny situations that follow will be something you'll ‘never forget. ings that she is going to make her stay permanent.” | Faith was amazed to hear herself ask jeially those that will aid the proper = A. * 4 “4 ; : fi ; i I have often ‘had oceasion to notice | dev. fectly understood.” Frequently @ se Things certainly grow fast in this territory. in a cold, hard voice, tha tonitude. with which arpmen ancl rene Le of the chest, amends | client had to come back three oF four} Bills Allowed By Bob whirled upon her, incredulous | dure the. most. overwhelming re-| for “this purpose tennis: burcbait,ttimes for “observation.” Finally a | City Commission | SRE GORI REI a astonishment on his face. And some-| verses of fortune.—Irvine. |work on the parallel bars, gymnastic] Small vial of perfume would be dis-| ity An easterner, bringing counter charges against} thing more--a faint shadow of dis. lings, swimming, climbing ladders | Pensed. ‘ Qe eee his wife suing for divorce, elainied she spent so much| ““'isten, Faith,” he spoke at last, (pd Maatare oy | uceNaree and climbing ropes and| | And, the bill would be somewhere. Water department, pay roll $ 170.35 time golfing she didn’t have time to sew on his|in a tone he had never’ used to her| | Old Masters | thet the vital capacity ingresecs wana]. The young women hig mage a mil-/ “pant departments freight oo buttons. He should have put a needle and thread | Pefore. “There's somethings funny *\\ ry short time under these, forms} lion dollars, Bs H. A, Thompson, construct invite hag in your attitude toward me—und| My heart leaps up when I heho of exercise. ‘ ‘ Hee ‘of storm sewer 1,300.00 , Cherry. I gave her the job because| A rainbow in the sky: i Speaking of making a million — 7 °R Atkinson 8577 pee SCE SANS SESE SLC SSIES ut yasonen and saat fe Bere game: Pa was it when my life began; Oe WiReer Mall cornes, tredsrs have Wf Wildes, pay 39.00 . " z, _ | one. igure at she would be| So is it now I am a man; ra all the edge on Man Re . S. Frede : The Prince of Wales got off with a broken shoul-| safer trom gossip and—possible en-|So be it when 1 shall grow:old, | Justajingle 1 New York is lavish ¢o those who Warchvorke ‘cash ants der or two riding English horses. The horses on] tanglements—in my o! than any-| | Or let me die! ———-@ |can manage ta amuse it. ' a his ranch in, western Canada, where he is going to visit, may not be so gentle. where else in the business world. "1 think this enough notoriety and scandal. you have any different ideas on the subject I'd like to know what they The child is father of the man; And J could wish my days to he Bound each to cach by natural piety. William Wordsworth: Tne; Rainbow. j family has had -ubout “Let's go out on that floating dock.” No sooner than And when the couple reached the place | They had a raft of fun. men appeared in the night, club belt. They were pretty, nifty entertainers. @ne could wham a. banjo, or a ukulele, one could wham a piano, one. could toot a saxophone, one could ne, | _ Editorial Comment Beauties of the Bad Lands (Dickinson Press) The North Dakota Bad Lands are coming into their own this season. Never hefore have the buttes and cliffs with all their grotesque and enchanting formations stood out in such majestic glory to resi- dents of western North Dakota and to the thousands of tourists who are passing. The construction of a state highway through the most scenic region of the middle Bad Lands has, without doubt, been the biggest factor in instilling their own country in the hearts of the people of western North Dakota. Not only does it follow a scenic route but thé new highway has taken away all the worry of driving over rough and winding roads and leaves motorists free to enjoy the scenery as they pass, 7 The abundant rainfall this season which has brought out every bit of vegetation on the buttes and in the gullies and ravines has also added mucl to the attractiveness of the region. 4 More people have traversed the Bad Lands be- tween Dickinson and Medora this year than ever be- fore. They have come from every part of the state. They have gone away enthusiastic in. their praise and proud that the great tracts of broken lands shining forth in all their. primitive beauty are a part and parce] of North Dakota. But with this only half the story has been told. Fer to the north, the Bad Lands along the Little Missouri are even more beautiful than near Medora, ‘% the north has not been'easily reached. With the | ing of the new bridge across the river north Grassy Butte and the completion of the state highway north and south s new wonderland wij) be er pare te Saa ns love nature: great out-of-doors will find beauty and enchantment sufficient to gratify even ol S| "2 iS me Ke. ANELL O' COURSE TREY BUT 1D LooK ‘AROUND GOOD FORE I SET Down You, cuz § THEY HANE SO MANY NEVER SEEN EVEN A-— IF I Was ‘OH! 2 Vos yl Alger. 46 " 9 oy “ey - Nay May GM ge a Bei ft wy fa AINT NO BoA, pia OY WHY , I SIN \ hows CLose 19TH! \ HES IN. AFICKA'. THES A NEAREST DOCTORS Al tN ape Hage: tHe aot A ° play the drums All could “double” and sing. They called themselves By Williams “double” aed sing. Club boys, and before were appearing af one of the high price and ultra’ fashionable night clubs. The next time I heard of them they had their own place and were \ playing about on the side. Then went abroad. a e other day Tommy Purcell came into town from Paris. His bank roll stands at a cool million or more. No, he didn’t make it all in jazzland. He had the good sense to invest in apartment houses and real “Come east, it you're me young man, you're clever with the-uke! get to save your money, Ukulele Ike, who ci out of a five-a-day house in the can’t turn phonograph records out fast stdush. Van and Schenk, who wer discovered by the radio fans, have done very well, if you: please. They come and go every season on: Broadway. ‘ jotta soe few. of th i fs judgment when it comes to money. ILBERT SWAN. SS) SLEEPS WITH BONKEY._ at Peshawar, on the northwest fron tier of India, there’s a native who gees to. sleep with his donkey. . Yes, nights. 6 sionary , at “Peshawar, Sho fas serived ia: London to, tel! her. experiences. among the natives. The native in question recently went th. me for 15 -years, and I’ to be separated from him fy vel ‘tha ospital * A season or so ago four young &: id odd instruments. Y which is for your bi se any}: ra ; (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) |} London —(@)—When t's. hedtime; ' every night, not just on the D. T.)) ‘At least, so says Miss-M. Clarke,’ | 200 » pay roll Street department, pay. ; Traffic department . DIVINE LAW When you invoke divine law in your affairs, it should be dove with the thought of bringing about that ighest good, and incidentally, for the highest good of every son who is in any way af- fected by that Which comes to you. Right here let us“add that whatever \comes to you is far-reaching “in its effects upon the lives and affairs of others. The consequonnes of every incident in your life influence in- directly far more people than jyst those with whom, you come inte per- sonal contact. .In the final analysis we find that everything that touches the life of one person has an influ- But don’t forse on the lives, of all poople ev- erywhere, and the consequences of each act or thing might go on in\ definitely, or until some other act or incident oceyré to modify the re- gulls, 7 Chsiptian, Bue iness. for PLAP, 56s 417.75 « ++ 66.60 \