The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 8, 1927, Page 4

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Tower Bs, ye, BURNS & SMITH NEWYORK. =" ~~ Fifth Ave, Bldg, tT Otictal City, State and County Newspaper) Food and the Spirit % All the world and his wife are invited tq read the | holiday menu of the king and queen of England. @ysters on the half shell, then turtle soup, fish. entree cf suckling pig, then the turkey and wood- eck and pheasant with trimmings galore, the blaz- ing plum pudding, the nuts, the—oh, the whole busi- tess! # And if your soul cringes at this crass display of @eperabundant food, and you seek relief by turning the pages of the old masters, you may be offended some more, for food plays the stellar role on most every page of the epics of the old. “The Icves of loveliest Helen are sandwiched be- tween gross pages dedicated to the glories of food ——oxen roasted cn mighty spits, and iron-fisted war- _ Bors grabbing hot and juicy bones, heralds pouring out great flasks of wine, huge panniers of bread borne on the heads of ebony slaves— One searches in vain for such spiritual lines as | coming to a vote. Kresge Bldg. | only to talk lorg enough to prevent the bill from | He talked and talked and talked some more. A/ page brought him“some soft-boiled eggs. Burton | | ate them daintily, still talking, while congressional | wags yelled, “Don't egg him on!” Burton is proud of the fact that this was n Mother Goose or Hcly Writ cr Shakespearean fili- | buster, but that he was so well informed on his sub- ject that he could have talked on it alone 48 hours. if necessary. Perhaps Burton, who says that the price of fame is bachelorhood, knows wherecf he speaks. Who but a bachelor could have had any oppor- tunity to get in trim for such a vocal marathon? Gcod Form and Geography These funny savages! How childish, how super- stiticus, how utterly irrational they are! | Take the South African bushman, for instance; he will ‘not drink water unless he is standing and | s it into his mcuth with his hand. The Senoi of Malacca, however, will only drink | when the wates is held in a folded leaf.” \ And other races would feel defiled if they did not | drink from pumpkins, gourds or coccnut shells, and | some from human skulls or cups made from the scalps of their slain enemies. But suppose you told a bushmah or a Senoi~or some other funny fellow that there was a land where it was ecasidered very, very bad to eat soup | from the south instead cf the north, that knives and spoons must be laid to the right of the plate and forks to the left, that napkins should only ‘be half unfolded, and that tin cups were never put on the table. How funny he would think us! Etiquette and good fcrm seem largely a matter of geography! Hooray! A Bigger Dollar! Good news and Happy New Year! Uncle Sam’s | Paper money is to last twice as long this year as the same money last year! . Oh, joy! oh, boy! can you imagine that! Two pairs of silk stockings for the price of one, two pounds of flour instead of one, two months’ rent instead of one—! But just a minute, there’s a catch im it some- where. It only means that paper money of 1927 will be made on paper twice as thick as that of 1926. Don'T You WANT 70 Tae Daughters of America, St. I. 0. O. F. Canton, I. 0. 0. Pythian Sisters, A. 0. U Mothers Clud, Mrs. Miller Yeomen, A. O. U. W. Hall . ‘Rotary, Grand Pacific Hotel Current Events Club, Mrs. Tay Wednesday Cfub, Mrs, Finney DeMolay, Masonic Temple American Legion, A. 0. mn Legion’ Auxilia Musical Club, Delphian Society, Elks’ Hall Brotherhood of Ri Lions Club; Grand Pacitic Hotel wee... 3+ Girl Reseryes, Presbyterian church perlors . City, Commission, City, Hall <.., Kiwanis Club, Grand Pacific Hotel . Business and! Professional Women, B. I. 0. 0. F. Subordinate; I. 0. 0. Masonic Chapter, Masonic Temple . r Fortnightly Club, Mrs, Crawford John Larson . ity National Bank Building . ailroad Trainmen, A, 0. U. W. Knights of Columbus, St. Mary's Hall Rebekah Lodge, I. 0. 0, F. Hall Rainbow Girls, Masonic Temple. oS iia” all. HeEeerees F. Hal Room Seog rere, ESSSS25 4422522. SP ree> se ov: SOUTH SIDE MISSION & CHARITY SOCIETY J. B. Happel, pastor. Sweet and 16th Street (South). Services every Sunday at 10:30 a.m. Prayer on request. Help in charity, especially cloth- ing and shoes, will always be appre- ciated, Phone 557-J. TRINITY ENG! 1 eet CHURC! Ave. C and Seventh St. 1, G. Monson, Pastor Services Sunday morning at 10:45. Topic: “Scripture and Experi- Special anthem by the choir. Sunday School at 12m. All clas: Evening services at 7:30. Topic: Rev. 5, the third sermon lecture in the series on the Apocalypse. ‘All welcome. FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST Cor. Fourth St. & Ave. C. Sunday services at 11:00 Subject: “Sacrament. Sunday School at 9:45 a. m. Task,” by Ashford, and Mrs. Howard Anderson and W. J. Noggle will sing a duet entitled, “Hark., Hark, My Soul,” Shelley. Adolph Englehardt will also play a violin solo entitled, “The Air of the G String,” by Bach. Organ music. Prelude. Nocturne, Chopin, Offertory, Swing Sony, Pease. Postlude, Donahoe. If you have no other church home in the city, we heartily invite you to worship with us. Strangers especial- ly welcome. EVANGELICAL CHURCH Corner Seventh and Rosser Sts. C. F, Strutz, Pastor. - “2 (Northeast of the Bismarck Hospital) Sunday services as fol Preaching service at 10 a. m. Special music by the Male chorus. Sermon topic: . “Following the Upper Trail.” :00 a. m. There will be an installation service of the officers and teachers of the Sunday School in connection. Evangelical Leacue of C. E.. at 7:15 p.m. The new president, elson, will be in charge. “ “The perfume of the roasting ox,” or “Then wild- resist the blandishments of the b i Tuesday, Thursd d Saturd: aA utcher and baker 5 a & ‘uesday, Thursday and Saturday, ex-| ing.’ Gt boar did broil upon the cindered ground.” 4 and candlestick maker any more successfully than | ae ion taker meee sept legal holidays, from 2 to 4p. m.| Special music. by. the: male chorus. ‘The Greek odes are full of pacans to cheeses and the dollar of 1926! Charles Reilly Netf, junior nem: | her mother's dangerous iliness won| When the glow of sarthly thought services and to visit the readingfal, sweet cakes and clives and figs and melons. ee the law firm of Cluny and still more sympathy for the girl who! room, Mid-week service on Wednesday at , ‘: Neff, was a middle-aged had already been indicted by public | 7:45 p.m. And the classics of France and Spain glorify i Miundane food. % “Fair Helen, make me immortal with a kiss!” : RE ee | SaaS 2:45 a. me. ntat| Mabel Nels Hebces , and therefore last twice as long. : A ang ednesday evening testimonial] Topic: “What Confession of Christ iS So j fe ‘ ., ‘ " ; ; ti it 8 o'clock. A reading room ” fpr the tome is so interlarded with references to It will resist wear and tear in folding, but will not S INF B | Old Masters s ee spate Sipps Seanad sacha “eeebe® pain. y Anne Aust: ou, cay | looked more like « gen: opinion. “eribaaer tieaNe Aether ytd] [fighter than a lawyer. i des c oan i A % n o an his son, so fast, | that he had almost as r Ralbh, were called, and testified that But the tender bloom of heart is} hi jctories to his credit i e1 1 i | jacbre: ailodsy paetier 2 cower choicest gone, ere youth itself be past. | The Governor’s Message j The two men had been not only p he had been in Then the few whose spirits ners in their profession, byt y good spirits. Both above the wreck oy hay mente (St. Paul Tiree: oe Nee os frienda-in private life. fied that they knew of no enemy wha Are driven o’er the shoal: ahaa Ay Neh cS ike two years ago, eccncmy- ‘aicish snes e brea. © e first sig t could have desired the death of. or ocean of exces: --Te-be sure, wsrrioring is not such a pastime to- and butter cf Governor Christiangeg's message ° to| Coroner Murch ison % iphe magnet of their. course day. Our men > not eat whole roasted oxen at 44, 1 By thi ; ied OCR shell in that breathiessly lock the coroner abrupt- | or only points in vain 3 : BNE ine cause /dtey have aliinineither'a giant the new Legislature. By this he chiefly means that | room: nounced that he had coneluded!The shore to which their shivered}, 6:30 p.m. Bible Hour. “Life of} ing. “ wo the budget must not exceed by a single penny that) “Did yas westifg: six men of sail shall never stretch again,| Paul” is being studied.) Fourth les-] 4 cordial: invitation is extended to nor ogre that morning. of 125, ‘He means some other things, t20, but his ceased, 3 ¥, etires th Dr. Murchison, Fson the “Bible -Student.’ all who prefer to worship God in the Maia the ‘vary “epicsiot old have any, yelation . » £20, fdrathing of Wis geat Will c of the Cluny house for Qh could I feel as I have left, or be. 7:30 p.-m.. Evening service (Eng-| German Janguage. = ‘ chief concern is naturally for appropriaticas. The! ment?” what I have been, lish.) —— with these gorging bouts? Legislature is therefore under injunction to keen} “I-did.” “But, Bob,” Faith drew her sweet-|Or weep as I could once have wept|, Sermon: Exodus 17, 8-13. “Up-| FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH = Were “Iliads” and “Odysseys” produced from the | the pudget down to about $40,000,000 for the|, “Without asking you ime Beart into a corner of the drawing o'er many a vanished scene— ae eopetpr < Moses: Corner Seventh Street and At ‘ Iry and fellowship induced as good fellows met pf i room. “They didn’t pay the slightest As springs in Weserts found ‘seem cordially weleome to-our ser- together over the wassail bowl and the steaming ; te, [to produ y of tha 5 ‘ ~ js biennium. | Mr. 'Neff, 1 am going to tention te those footprints you disc] weet all. brackish. though| Vices Nelate ot 6 8 Miss Cherry " overed. iy you they cee! Larsen, telco Now no one would care to take the position of | Mite Cherry Lane, wh hake the coroner wet them into the So midst the withered waste of life,| FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH |™ipicP-tuperintendent. | | advocating extravagance, but it may be questicned, | benefit through the terms those tears would flow to} Corner of Fourth St. and Ave. B. |dish. Text on the first Sunday after ‘eport 2 rigt . : Why, garling, I have no power to} me! C. A. Stephens, Pastor. ph: ¢ ject: we think, whether the value of economy, thus rigidly | Wi!” k pies i soos | » Pas phany, Matt. 12:46-50. Subject: a e Y» 4 % La eect e the coroner do anything,” Bob! —Lord Byron: Selected verses} 10:30 morning wors! subject, iri ji vi defined, may not easily be overemphasized. It might |the chic? beneticin ee Rciueaen Relationship With ie sey ae 2. ard iad oy | e! ick “Youth and Age.” ee Ha pier eon 8 y Ch . | ; : ‘ ‘ | dpeumant rouble. “I told you Morehouse 200. Sunday School. Classes for] V i 130 i F _ Old-fashioned ler aa a eae mae Lerguy la wials iiter- | documen ie PUNCHES. ad made light of them, was sure. all ages. R. E. Kennedy, superin-|Text.” Hebe, aide. Satins That anything of angone is saltfashioned” i one | Changeable terms. In that case it might be argued [7% yas a0, dies Thad pegn made by a concru| IN NEW YORK ||3s" cuteation” The church eel Riise ricet scoring attacks. that the tax burden had reached a point beyond| A score of people ¢: Adibly, Se aneut i looking for} y 6:30, Senior B. Y. P. U. Lender, |will-sing at both services. We ex- With the glib adjective “‘c'd-fashioned” ;,.| Which it would become insupportable, and that the | 4 Teporter looked at his w a aiuldcperewone,” fat we i ‘ * zeTt Hob as a Lope nimoet henrty melenme te;allte ith the glib adjective “cld-fashioned” we are in- | & hi almost ran from the room ere romething. | Shall New York, Jan. &—On the lavish| Junior B. ¥. PU. x attend our services. clined to dismiss everything and everybody that first duty of statesmanship should be to see that felt as if she were going to we wait here for the i verdict,!and glittering fringe of Broadway| Adult Bible class. . The Catechumons meet every Wed- Mts ee pnincide with the. thought.of th < | taxes are reduced, or at least not raised. But| “Is the bequest to M n ee ee a. wy there are tatters as incongruous as 7:30 evening worship;.’ subject, |nesday at 4p. m., and also on Satur- 8 le passing | vatica in this case is onl tely involved, | {28KeRt upon her’ marriage w : a ‘ait exged. “I, rents in-the korgeous gown of a so-| "The Dying Robber Saved day 2p. m, every other week. second. AnH is eee Ha e is onl 4 Kgl pad + | deceased 2” the coroner asked quietly Red. with cuspense | Sty dowager. aun Mratiece Zenit if, Prayer PAT church choir meets every . x as | Unless the Legislature were to emulate the pro-| “It is not. e clause regarding bag linen 4 guspense.| No more laring example of | meeting, “Salvation.” ursday evenii it 8 o'clock, i Soares ty, a ley Anakeveie rence oni oble| 234) draiikeneallbey Sebel at appropriates is only | Miss Lane specifies that, upon the Maybe they won't take long. this’ is" to be found ‘than in the les" Aid society'will have-heie first | Alphie Alfson, organist. and we fashionedness” is worthy of attention: | paid a jevent of the death of the tessator, “a single block that darts eastward| 3:00 Thursday afternoon, the La-| Bystrom, director. “The other day someone dcelared that Balzac war /f the merest trifling concern to the general tax- | hefore his marriage to her on Novem Ln ORE? and BN trom Seventh avenue. A. little|meeting of the mew year, | Every im at sense, thoug! 've tried many times to istrict Attorney Banning, an ab- GERMAN EVANGELICAL CHURCH Eleventh and Thayer Sts. ‘A. H. Ermel, Pastor. Services are conducted in’the Ger- ss! man language. relje, Supt. Classes for all. | Sunday School at 10 a. m. 0 a, m. Morning- Worship! Preaching services at ig:4d a. m. j Evening preaching service at 7:30. 1 Peter 4,12, “Enduring| Tuesday, 7:30 p. m., choir. practice. r ednesday at 8 p,m. prayer meet- Editorial Comment Now a pertinent question might be wrought &round the‘contrast of the days of old and our mod- ; emn.day with its balanced menus which make man eat to live, but not live to eat. =Can sur chicken patty and lettuce leaf luncheons of today do the same? D Th nd 2nd : serve a supper at the church; Friday Saul 8. Weight See ot dog emporium that displays a| S€tVe it. j ‘ ‘ | by the state and local units of governmont. Nothing | sorbed spectator of the entire dram: ¢——) preg opr rapemn 9] weather-beaten sign’ and''in’ the| evening, January 21: 9:30 a, m—Junior Church School. fathom its exact meaning. It conveys the idea, | chat the Legisiature is at all likely to do will break | of tHe inquest, nodded with approval. | A THOUGHT 4 (windows which stand dusty| , We extend a cordial invitation to| 10:30 a, m—Morning: Worship: {abruptly into a tawdry-fronted the members of the legislature to Two doors away stands an un- isrieag with us at all:of.our serv- think, of something that is antiquated, of no use. 8 sath & necktie which the dandy throws away is old- | MY backs still remaining unbroken. fashioned. | Under the circumstances it is at least doubtful is Balzac like a threadbare necktie? Should the | Whether the supreme public interest at this time és nothing whatever about the death of down with the kid—Isa. 11:6. ; MeCABE METHODIST. EPISCOPAL thought of the human mind, the product of cne’s | Prevent the addition of a single penny to the ox-/ ‘he axed lawrer. Oe at | bee : Walter E Past Anthem: Teach Me to Pray.Diessler life force, really be doomed, thus wasted? hining er Lan rani Seine’ che Seng, fou fara a <ieaem + 4 of othe: A |penditures of the state government. There is, for! outlining Mrs. Lane’ 5 yourself. Nothing can bring you vacantly and dirtily into the street.|. Divine service: will jucted loiene Maeeccuen: Sener “In the great universe where not an atom is lost,/example, the proposal fra state constabulary.’ #nd telling of her re Peace but the triumph of principies.|Here and there are occu: | Sunday as follows: Du 7g pital, was read by the coroner w Emerson. % Ly Soe. "eae . 4 pags jpancy—a Chri 10:30 a, m. M ‘orsh net a tiny portion of the world’s energy squandered, | Which, we are sorry to say, is nowhere mentioned jor name was called. Faith. sensi- 2 |Findow or ae harlag in the) pastor wilt preety ‘ie uy at . oe it be only the creation of the human brain | in the message. To organize a state constabulary tive to every reaction from the There are hills of salt 400 feet high: Below a cigar .stand displays in|“Wanted An Arbitrator” or, “Divid. i ich is wantonly spent? | would manifestly ccst some money, but no economy ‘¢nsly packed audience, knew that in Spain. pt aE al bere hem pe blogged : : " e must: jispls sing the anthem, “W. “Youth is so proud of its power that it wants to| the state could practice would be greater than this eee tea ips ig s as Repentances" by Meee te ete BB lay | t. Tid itself of the creations of the masters and try |€xPenditure. It is necessary to remember that; ; : jflaked with dust ‘and grime. Ella Leathers will sing a solo entit- Fy i néw paths which never have been trodes before. |Minnescta has not yet come to the point where we|| EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO [38 0/2. ces ctl ee ee Morning Eretude by| 12 w pet Die Ae Theyre thinking ahead many centuries and the | must surrender all idea of advancement and better- | " - and expensive night clubs blaze,|Cummings. Offertary,, Deep River,| Church Scho Ade Sena for t modern enough for them. They | ment. Important issues await solution at the hands NOW, HERES ANOTHER salle From. as Were cauiy, of, 4 Wark Heeta ae nto that they can build; they want | of the Legisiature. The supreme interest of the) | STORY,€v —l& youve : awnings of two other night elabs.| »,12:00 noon. Sunday School. (Cl 6:30 p. m—Christian rer nnihilate so that they can begin. | public, we think, is to haye these issues met in} | . WE 2D THIS ong, << eh oe ee oe ion ail ages). The. Adult cl 7:30 p.m. Evening worship. “They want t> have a new Bible, Life's new Bible,|the most intelligent manner of which the Legis b| ae rpc pile “upon gay crowds 3:30 p’m. deci Leases ‘ Prelude: “Melody in F,”......._ Written in a new language. Do they forget the |lature is capable. If that is done, one can be sure | oe aigetts, he, Sreary, looking| | 6:30 Mis. sreemein atavism of our blood?’ Don't they realize that|that the Legislature will have practiced a true Sid DOLE. 1S NEL RMNE Ate SARE a bguaat ela Ree ed Twenty Minute Song Festival: : 3 Just the sti 7:30 p. m. Eve: 4 they'll have to continue the subconscious life of | economy. : crane ‘sticks its meck from “athole| this service’ the Pastor Silt dreat| ich” and Song Leader, Congrens- their fathers whom they want to bury alive? How | However that is, there can be nu doubt that the F= Tenge SUekers, 208, PrOpAting | G0, flint at ssriee et, german Lee. “Our Day of Praise Is an they get away from the eternal continuity of | fganization undertaken two years ag> has justified | 2 aed into th Na osah peat ll nig of the. "aorta" ere ee. will be things?” |itself to the full. Not only should nothing be done’! . squares of “a beautiful new play-| used. in th "The first nic- | Offertory: Ruston Melody. Schafer =A new sort of challenge to youth—the challenge | to jeopardize the new system, but it should be ex- Pere thes “pea presented. will be “The Mrs, Morris. 4 th: ind- lus,” b; 4 i rt of tolerance for “old-fashionedness!” | tended, as Governcr Christianson recommends, to 1 ing lights” rag Mineola a Hoe Gite sieeee atte rly 8. ey sgl e is co (Broadcast by KF¥YR Hoskins- Meyer) Prelude: Andante Religioso..... irs. R, E. Morris, He was to hold a few trump cards. PEASE Laan ict enti mrt SMa 4 ET ale and pop bottles. . | Both Jim Lane and Juni i j Questioned, but perfunctor: nce The wolf also shall dwell with kempt brick row wh 1it was quite evident that they knew the lamb, ond the leopard shall lie was % Postlude, Triumphai| both men and women.) 3 p.m. Junior Christian Endeavor. Endea STOP ME Morris. bring purchases of the Board of Centro] under the és have been kindly loaned by Webb! Potiude: “Ave Ma J j < , sts Bi nd will B 2 ria Stella’. .Grier ‘ The Sea Doctor's Testimony Department of Adminstration. A numberof New Yorkers pride| out each service, The Young Peoplvals, We heartitt Senet an at =The “ship's doctor’ the Majestic has just com- | The idea of licensing drivers as one means of meet- themselves on their daily exercises.|choir will sing the anthem, “MY|and visitors... eet his 900th Atlantic crossing. He has served | ing the traffic. problem does not find favor with} The Mok prep gek pew a2) : : than 30 years on the ocean highway, and has |Governor. Christianson. Instead he favors the rev- the average Manhattanite 3 pleted a log of more than three million miles. | ocation cf the vehicle license as a penalty for reck- eaenee ae saben SE, taxicab has watched over more thn 14,000,000 people, | less driving. It would seem that he has permitted | = There is. one prominent lawyer “7 ous that his medical skill was all they had, | his determinatic: to oppose afl new expenditures to : : z wee has ore, bee Bere : ot Sea’ ate By Fon Sims Ramis ot Ws ot: woter behint’ and: hae | ol Se mind on tio coher. ‘The surpees. ly et Fett Shen SSenlhon The Says toheve “Kanes Shorts Mate more ahead. to rule the automobile off the highways, but the! work. ' why the ‘women are.so good ‘I know people,” says Dr. J. C. H. Beaumont, | reckless driver. The best way of doing that is tu! ine sihes Any. 2 flame sot hin ae Pace chief surgeon of the White Star fleet. have a drivers’ license law. ,4 few feet ahead of the stroller was| Many a oné-track mind leads| Te * People are nowhere so easily known, so trans-| Governor Christianszn has s:me excellent sug-| his auto, driven by his uffeur, | Howhere, ‘ " arent gestions for the reform of the banking laws, ready to pick the hiker up when- Diogenes went about his life with a lantern looking for an hon: a raat Probably he never hung) vay vestaurant coat-| pater dressin 45 “seconds, A girl can . But