The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 5, 1927, Page 4

Sy PAGE FOUR "Phe Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck as second class mail matter. Geo D. Mann.... ...President and Publisher ubscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) Daily by mail, per year, Ain state cutside Bismarck)...... Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota Member Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republic n of all news dispatches egedited to it or not otherwise credited in this pa “per, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published here All rights of republicaticn of all other matter hei iso reserved, $7.20 n are Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH NEW YORK - Fifth Ave. Bldg. = {Official City, State and County Newspaper) Praise for the Flapper You've made a hit with at least Here is what he says of the Glad news, girls! oné British writer. American flapper: 2The American flapper is almost invariably pretty and quite invariably smart. Even if her parents af not well off, she is always well dressed, for clothes, like everything else in America, can be bofght on the installment system, and many a man is_paying a certain sum every week s> his daugh- ter-may be turned out as well as other girls. “She is a very self-possessed young person, be ¢ from »her earliest years she has been put upon a pinnacle, first by her parents and then by all the young men she has ever met. But she is not in the least a prig because she is full of the zest of life and of a simple delight in the mere pleasure of existence. “The American attitude toward womanhood is one of almost exaggerated chivalry. The American youth who goes ” call on a girl almost invariably carries some little gift with him, and when his business summons him to far parts cf the country he rings her up on the telephone every evening. And because he idolizes her rather after the man- ner of Sir Walter Scott’s herves, she feels a marvelous freedom to do exactly what she wants. “Many of the smartest-looking American girls have been brought up to do the housework and most of them can cook and make their own dresses. They have clever, rather than deep, minds, and i their characters are often unformed because life has : been smoothed for them. But they are full of pluck and a kind cf eager interest in their surround- ings, and ycu never see such a thing as an Amer- ican girl who is bered with existence. their outlook upon the universe are a real product of their country. And, therefore, they are not easy to understand as they appear to be at first sight. The stylish flapper wardering along Fifth Avenue as though the world belonged to her—as indeed the American world does—is probably much more anxious to improve her mind than you would ever suppose.” what do you think of that! Keep the Cows Smiling “Things aren’t what they used to be”—not even cows! Tell this one to the man who once was “a hired hand.” Better yet, get him to hark hack to the old days himself. Get him started. Let him tell cf the frost- bitten, gray mornings when, lantern in hand, he walked through the drifts to the barn, fed the stock, milked the cows, threw down hay, watered the horses and cleaned out stables before breakfast. He'll tell you of mornings when the ice in the wash basin had to be broken with a hatchet, of the drifts that came to his shoulders, of the stock huddled together for warmth in the harn. Thdén you tell him this one! Down in Tennessce a certain ambitious and pro- gressive farmer has installed a radio in his cow stable and his cows have individual drinking cups. “The herd must be kept cheerful, if they produce their full quota of milk,” says he. . Dance music brings down the lacteal fluid in more copious measure than soprano or tenor ballads, he has. discovered. Before the farmer bought his cows the radio, they had to get along as best they could with a phono- graph. The hired man of the years ago will sesff at this “ay os 4 seriously, is it so absurd? The individual drinking cups sound only reasonable when we read of herds swept by various diseases, Plain sanitary Pprecauticns for cattle do not sound s> much more ebsurd than plain sanitary precautions for humans. As: for the dulcet strains wafted on the ether, haven't we humans been warned for decades not to eat when worried or angry? Haven't we been told that the serene, happy dining-table is the greatest Preventive of illness? Isn't it reasonable to assume, then, that enter- tained cows will do their duty more cheerfully and copiously than neglected ones? : Aero License Plates 4 It is a novel but logical determination the an- The department, acting under the new aviation law, has already started its census alike, but the an accident to n accident, Those are the words, girls, his very words. Now, | gia ateasrr cerning low flying, stunt flying, scattering hand. | bills and other things cften prohibited by local | | ordinances. 4 | For another thing it will enarle accurate figures | | concerning the status and growth of commercial | aviation to be obtained and compiled. At the presen! time all we have are vague estimates. Under a license system we should know, at any time, just many machines are operating in the country, | what types they are, how old, and so forth. It is easy to see that interesting’ as this informa- tion would be in time of peace it would eveh more valuable in time cf war since many of the peacetime planes could be converted for war -pur- Poses. A New Locomotive A new kind of locomotive is in use in the yards! of the Chicago & Northwestern railway at Chicago, demonstrating the solution of many cf the problems of railroad terminal switching. It is a 110 ton storage battery electric switching le-omotive, the | largest of its kind ever manufactured in Americ: ' This locomotive, capable of pulling any freight train now moved in Chicago, contains the largest storage buttery ever built for this purpose. It) weighs more than 39 tons, which: is equivalent to 1,579 radio batteries of six volts each, and contains enough power to crank 1,600 automabiles simulta- neously. The engine is designed ta be used during the | day and recharged during the night. Thus is gives the cleanliness, the flexibility and the quietness of electric operation without the necessity :f electri- fying the right of way itself. This does away with third rails overhead trolleys and the danger that | attends such installaticns in a busy railroad yard. | Railroad men will. watch with interest the trial period of this new locomotive. Even to the layman | it seems to have tremendous possibilities that would make it an invaluable adjunct to our railread sys- tems. The Bold, Bad Blonds Something has been all wrong. The bold, bad men of stage and story always have had beetling brows, piercing black or brown eyes, and raven | locks, now, haven't they? | A contemporary researcher says he has learned that all the bad men of history actually have been blonds! x He cites Buffalo Bill, Frank and Jesse James, and Billy the Kid, to say nothing if red-headed Judas, the betrayer. SAINE = SINNER Which is an interesting piece to ‘play on ycar Cherry's zs widened, held the cor- | minute, e did. He got th pidge: M oner'’s for # long moment as com- while I ed in the car. piano if the man of the house happens to be blond. ‘jrehension of the motive behind his | stopp the garage where h when next you have a peeve at him! qu on vned, then she shooh her his c: 4 it filled up with ga a head. “I wasn’t looking tor foo.) and drove on to Mar! {prints or thinking about them. All I We got to the preac| has thi ere- Editorial Comment The American Farmer to Go Abroad (Kansas City Star.) ith Chris.” of your had done to M “America is, at once, the most material and the most idealistic of natjons—and American girls in fr of was getting away and caught me runnin “Youtwere not running’ away » afraid of the conse-| hour. whil Clan te was Bates. ua before Bob Hatha- a Pile be- | tance of what you} “Oh, the coroner | time Cherry angwered, with a ‘tinge ine The Definite arrangements have been made for. a, shot the question nee uddenly. lof boastfulness. “He always drives | Christmas. f Saal Anger flooded Cherr ceks with | fast. Now, don’t you go to think | group cf five hundred Americans to spend two) igre “Dr. Murch! d do| we were driving fast because we w {months in European countries this summer. This anything to Mr. Clun _I don’t be-| seared!” she d indignantly., “W |tour has been arranged by the American Farm | lieve anybi ened, Let’s hav for your | The American farmers will be interested in t! use of labor, power and machinery. They will be attracted by the beauty of the European farm- |steads, the intensive use of both artificial and natural manures, the absence of wuste, the tre- pe alin mendous amount of hand labor, the large acre yields | 's. 2. aes of crops and the important place given to livestock. | ried, Maienartly, They will undoubtedly observe the diversified | 3 methods in crdinary farm practices, the large per- | centage of land devoted to the production of grasses | and legumes. They will be impressed with the | *' almost universal absence cf dirt roads, the frugal methods employed in everyday life. They will note the limited use of telephones, aut>mobiles saving devices which are considered nec heme, but luxuries abroad, If they inquire care- to helieve me!” your sto: his car jinvestment in land or in livestock without a con- |sidérable if not an entire equity in his holdings | They will also note that much more farm work dcne by women and children, that their hours are longer and that their earnings as workmen are meager. | They will find that there is a distinct differen- tiation between land proprietcrs and farm labor in} Great Britain. They will discover that many cf the | largest farmers are not landowners, but tenants. | The conditions of land tenure are such as to give them the same interest in maintenance of ‘oil | fertility, improvement in buildings and grounds and | j in community life as the landowner has at home. | In Continental Europe an entirely different situation | will be found. The farms will be smaller, ir-| regular in shape and usually tilled by the cwner | and his family, who live. in villages rather than on | the land. : | | Those who take this trip will return with a much | greater respect for the opportunities to get ahead in farming at home than abroad. They will ap- preciate the many advantages which they have. | They will profit materially by adopting those prac- | tices in production and in marketing which are evidently more efficient. This tour should be of the whole truth. In half rose from happen to Mr. Cluny. accident _hanpen to him, or ¢ anyone else kill him! control You joined Mr. | A " 4 . s Chri vanted to st |fully they will-find that the European farmer is! it PR OAL of people say, “I d not burdened with debt, that he does not make an/ which was already packed. He # just a lot of rot, he'd been nretty sure I'd marey if he could talk to me at the MY GooDNEss Adair! WOULO Ya LooK ar | THAT ? nd not to worry about m freedom with Mr.' We'd planned to drive on to Chic: he bump against the book- | for our honeymoon, if the roads were | itso that it fell upor good enough, and got up early th morning to make a@ start. e, 8 doctor, ‘their hands. isj United western hemisphere, ny ¢ditorial attacking tin-American some of the eastern, too. The former cad 4 | Wyndham Standing, in an effort to} B || finance a return to his own fields.| While living with ‘Standing, he meets the latter's sister, Mona Palma, a By Tom Sime | young English woman, just arrived in New York all good little child-| in the provinces after having lost all | ren must be in. bed now by 3) her money. The new mode of -liv- a. m. On the farms that's when, ing comes hard and she soon em-| hey're supposed to get up. Sti ates finances the says a Paris this country’s policy. Yes, and kaiser has ordered{ new scarlet Uniform of the ard Hussars. Maybe he’s go- to play Santa with it next Keep attive to live long, says Especially. when ything to hurt/ didn’t know that anything dreadful| ing the street, cross- 5 . Mr. Clu an acei-|had happened. But of course w A maare saa Bureau Federation, It is expected that actual! gent, th he vase| wanted to cet married as quick ax we| Among the benefits of an educa- farmers will dcminate the group: with a represent-/| off the e or that he knocked ause-—because, well, I, was'tion, judging from the college i ber fi icul 1 instituti: 1Up against ¢ a ith would try ‘to stop me.” Shi the male learns how to ative number from agricultural o itutions, ZOV-' the vase so that it fell on th Now, Mrs. Wiley, when|4ress like a lady. 3 ernment departments "and the agricultural oe | ees and killed him. and how did you receive the first ‘The real sit euskers whet ne | i i 4 The picked un the bit! news of the tragedy?” 4 a \30 ‘ The: purpose, of the:'trip will! be to: study: meas a MER, Feeee and hetied feo AToy ce. meme eidecleli (ch eintata Smelt? waite: Ieteltde ercaee? eae of production, processing and marketing ¢f azri-| curiously, with a half-smile on his|f went. to a farmhouse that often; Vertisements, cultural commodities, Careful consideraticn of the | lips. takes cloping couples in for the - sf | sa : izations |, “ATe You prepared to testif; is The Rev. Mr. Bates sent us} A girl, in Indiana can play a | will be given. | Wiley? Come now—don't be fright. | e phoned Faith that I was Several people who can play with TRO! (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.)| that Billy Petrolle and Sammy Man- | id Masters ' o—___________—__¢ hen she comes home again, , her chair,) “When we were eating breakfast “1 only said that | early the next day, Mr. Bates came it haopened,” she over with 2 morning paper, and told| “I didn’t sec us he'd phoned the police ‘here that}, 4 thousand ways Chri ae he had married us last night. and I couldn't believe our seemed too horrible, the sheriff. and—and that’: TOMORROW: Mr. Cluny—who did? We came here with hin HT know.” You've yo nd go "Cause afterws should + Have merely said. “Do ds you find BY CONDO tremendcus benefit to all whe are able to accompany the party to foreign lands. The Larger Jury } (New York Times.) There is no occasion to rail at the Washingt:n jury which brought in a verdic,, of “nt guilty” in the ease of the prosecution of ex-Secretary Fall and Mr. Doheny for conspiracy to defraud the gctern- | ment. Such a charge is notoriously hard to prove under the rules of taw. “Senator Walsh of M:ntana, who had so much to do with uncovering the repulsive facts which led to the prcsecution, pc‘nts out that |, it was necessary to establish the existence of a conspiracy “beyond e@ reasonable doubt.” If the jury, in the ccnscientious discharge of their duty, felt that such proof had- not been laid before them, in & way t> comply with the charge of the judge, there is nothing more to: be said, so far as they are ‘concerned. But Senator Walsh justly observes that men may be. acquitted in a criminal trial for acts whieh nevertheless remain utterly. “rep- NOT ANY LONGER THAN: I Have Toy) so we drove right on to Minturn and reported to! Cherry didn't kill they is | I it} m,, uprai | Then silence her Cloy place She Comes H and down. type of movie actor, sitti his bi self blade, Saw Ben the very charmin, Mi sie iller, . ise a haze eyesight—soulsight, * for a space; And tears—yes; here in the throat, To know that I so ill deserve the Her arms make for me; sobbing note T stay yo kisses in the old race, —James Whitcomb Riley: When {IN NEW YORK | Pees a an ill New York, January 5.—See-sawin; Broadwa iia est wearing the ine denia in his buttonhole. . tale goes that he was born thus. . Lyon fashion, to myself the tenderness f my glad welcome: tremble—yes; And touch her, old days T touched her girlish hand, nor dared 1 shall when first in the Mine eyes, such was my faint heart’s sweet distreas. and the perfume of dress: The room will sway a little, and even— and the ache and the em: saw William, Charlie Ray beside of eaming mother watching him- t in “Tell It to the Marines.’ Saw John Drew, the rennial itable ir at theater with dancer, Marilyn Janise looking just a couplé of years older... . ut her mamma, most with\ his Saw Mal tor, which certain perhaps it was the presence of who looks so incredi- bly young... . one of the movie to wh whose. picture he Asto: il... that Mal knows more in which to eat in -M all the bined. esi forth in the en | quarter, garian place ending wu where a rom tit wit ped tablecloth Bimil He beaten at loyalty bey of sn ters ith. in itn wi rered’ by 4 Thomas Meighan, rs you are al- see ‘in company own wife... . St. Clair, ye film direc- enjoying started tong holiday Florence Vidor, to direct at . They tell me int places janhattan than swaggering columnists com- ry goes that he starts e morning in.his flossy motor chariot and disap, led lanes. of pears down through a dirty front and id back. .room waits... . laces intrigu rigue dinner lar lthan the former musical comedy r, Frances Howard... . And most attractive off-stage is she... Saw Daniel Frohman in the midst _ of celebra (or whatever it is) as i the theater... . | lieve, and has ceased active manage- ment, but his office carries on the tradition of being @ gathering place for the professio .. Frohman began his career as an office boy on the New York Tribune of Horace Greeley vintage and, through the efforts of his brother, was thrust into the show business as an ad- vance man for a minstrel show. GILBERT SWAN. (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) At The Movies | PALACE-MANDAN, On the vaudeville bill at the Palace theatre, Mandan, for Thursday, will be found Walter Baker &Co. present- ing comedy and magic in a “Conglom- eration of Laughter and Mystery;” Keeffer & Alberts who ‘poke fun at | the golf fiend in their sketch called “On the Links”; Mr. Sumner of Campbell & Sumner, who appear in “Original Song Creations,” is a writer of popular songs, among them “Girl of ity Dreams” and “Some Day You'll Remember.” These people present piano and song numbers in an excel- lent manner; Miss Violet Roland as- sisted by a company of three will present “Style Creations,” a draping oddity, with songs and dances; the Apollo Trio will represent reproduc- jtions of Roman end Greek master- pieces and perform feats of strength and skill, appearing in gold. “Danc- ing Days” to be shown on the screen has as featured players Helene Chad- wick and Allen Forest. ELTINGE THEATRE with nary a cowboy, Indian or dirty- dog villain. A tale of Canada with hardly any snow and not a single Northwest Mounted Policeman, If it were only for the absence of the: two features, Thomas Mi latest feature, “The Canadian,” at Eltinge today and Thursday would be a fine picture! But add a stirring plot, one that won success on the stage as W. Somerset Maugham’s “The Land of Promise;” a strong cast, j headed by Mona Palma, Wyndham Standing, Dale Fuller and Charles Winninger, and a better-than-aver- | age film i8 sire to be the result. Meighan enacts the part of a wheat} harvester who works for his friend,) se | roils’ herself with Standing’s wife, | Dale Fuller. Knowing thet Meighan \is “looking for a wife who will | work,” she offers herself and he takes ‘her to his little cabin, off in the| center of a vast wilderness of wheat. | o——_____—___, | NEWSBRIEFS | —_§__\|__—_ Two Catholic priests are reported kidnaped by bandits outside Mexico City; police deny 21 priests and four nuns are held in Mexico City jail; | unconfirmed reports say revolution- ists and bandits are active through- out country, Thirty-seven are injured and three believed killed as explosion _ turns pitch cargo to, flames on\ French arque Richelieu, at Baltimore pier. < Royal sircles in Bueharest believe Professor Nicolas Jorga, on. way to Paris, is representative for king .in effort to arrange Prince Carol's re- turn to Rumania, Y Fai ‘Announcement was made dell, lightweight champion, would meet at Chicago early summer, robably this Fargo—No inquest will be held in death of Richard O'Niell, farmer of Page, who died from shotgun wound received when he was taking a gun away from his son. Fargo—W. F. Rathman of James- town was elected president: of North Dakota Hotel and Restaurant Men's association. "Members of legislative committee include Fred eterson, Bismarck. Detroit, Lakes, Minn.—Hearings of Frank J. Murphy and W. J. Norby, injured during mysterious shooting two months 0, were postponed un- til February 1, A THOUGHT | Gut of the abundance of the re the mouth speaketh.—Matt. 234, eee A noble heart, like, the showeth its greatest countenance in its lowest estate.—Sir P. Sidney. Woman in Despair sun, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 5, 1927 A story of the great’ open spaces | iN SAYS: That a nifty-looking shoe is too small, is a painful admission and makes them comfortable when they have snuffles and feverish colds. Baby is subject to croup and it gives us a feeling of security to have Foley's Honey and Tar in the house.” Mrs. BE. H. 1 (name furnished). Ask for Foley’s Honey and Tar Com- pound. Sale at all drug stores.—adv. CAPITOL SHOW BRINGS GALES OF LAUGHTER ‘Gohens and Kellys’ One of Funniest Seen Here in Many Months The way the spectators at the per- formance at the Capitol theatre last A iag behaved was something fright- al, “The Cohens and Kellys” had them howling with joy one moment as its delicious comedy reigned, then when drama and pathos followed the house was perfectly silent, only to be plunged into laughter again when an- other comedy bit was. flashed on the screen, As the fiery Irish policeman, Char- lie Murray has given one of the per- formances of rare skill for which he is noted. Comedy and not a little real acting fall to him during, the picture. Harry Pollard, the director, was careful that the picture should at no time approach slap-stick and there lis no hint of that type of humor. Rather the story is a serious heart drama with a goodly dose.of comedy thrown in by the cléver acting and the intelligent directing—so much* comedy, in fact, that the picture is labeled ‘as a comedy-drama. Vera Gordon first become promin- ent because of ‘her-role in “Humor- esque.” That was an ‘exceedingly dramatic. part. “The Cohens and Kellys” proves that she is also gifted with the ability to tinge her, acting with subtle comedy touches. An exceptionally appealing father is played by Gearge Sidney, while Kate Price does her best comedy work as the wife of ita Two very appealing newcomers have the romantic leads in the pic- ture, They are Jason Robards, and Olive Hasbrouck. The story is clover,’ It is Aaron Hoffman's stage play transported to the screen. An Irish and Jewish fam- ily are neighbors in the East side of New York City. They have never had money. Beneath all their quar- rels they are the staunchest of friends. 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