The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 24, 1921, Page 4

wait te ah. Ee ot 5 4 s BT ed Wea MET BBY Te RT SA lies A ad SSUES AEE AR IR RR te Sex .... We spend millions to elect a president, we pledge|surate with. i P “Gk FOU THE HE Bl SMARCK: TRIBU: Ni E} him to do his-best to put into effect important poli- ( Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, wv. D. ss Second GEORGE D. MANN - et nAGS ETROIY | i FF); . 5 Precast lg Kreuge Bldg. | Piffling problems of party patronage. SNE, BURNS AND SMITH | — ¢ NEw YORK - Fifth A.ve. Bldg. | ' BOOZE ——— =~ cies, we pay him $75,000 a year and then Wwe ex- ,pect him to act as referee in scrambles for the Editor crumbs of political office. | One way in which congressmen can serve the |nation is to not waste the president’s time with Claas Matter. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY | The Associated Press mrelusively. pee hes vs mot ome Hi at us “ , erie in 1 era alee the focal news published} “Still Raided’ ’—“Bootlegger Fined” — 'Hold Up Whisky Truck”—“Burglars Raid Cellar” bes rights of publication of special dispatches herein are; —“Drank Bay Rum”—“Still Found on Farm.” also reserved. i Me Spatial AY PUMEAU; OP GROUERTEON | clon his Wa tach A runken nnn —— | ADVANCE pal erences: Naa PAYABLE IN ad 87 '20|the streets has become so rare that when one does| De ee ee ee ee eerrts uamaiek... aaa |cepest lke look’ at him as pt x curjosity, relic) Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota .. eeeee é.00 of an age almost past. “THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPEB | (Established 1873) sf One day’s head-lines in a newspaper— “Bandits: GLORY — oe When Woodrow Wilson visited a theater in Washington recently, he was recognized by only WELCOME TO SURGEONS ja few persons. And time was when, in the same Bismarck is host today to a number of dls. | theater, whole audiences arose to pay him tribute. tinguished surgeons of this and other states.| Thus passeth earthly glory. Most men who Their presence here is a recognition of Bismarck have had it, don’t discover the hollow counterfeit as a medical center and the Capital City is glad ‘it is, until it has passed from them. to act as host. | A sense of humor must be conforting to a manj | Friday evening at the Auditorium there will be, when he learns how he has been tricked. a public meeting addressed by a number of sur. | geons upon topics of general interest and ina a way | £ IMPULSE that will appeal to everyone. | A prisoner posed as a deaf mute when he ar- The message entitles these men toa rousing | ee at the penitentiary. a, East View, N. Y... e betrayed himself by answering when an- reception and the public should respond to the} itati There will be short snappy addresses} ‘other prisoner asked him the time. This inclina- InVALANON: : PPY ‘tion to respond quickly to any such request for e th upon, topics of public health from leaders in * | information seems instinctive, it is so nearly uni- profession. | versal. Such anoppor tunityrarely presents itself to a) 4. a stranger for directions on the street, and apa ize-and, the-city welcomes the guests ihe request is almost never disregarded. A pleas- or the: two session and trusts that the meet-| lin 4 human. tyait—this i impulse to be helpful! ing wilt be productive of ‘great good to the cause} PI eee of modern surgery. \ : JAZZ erty vadet aaa s Ae | The British Music Congress proposes to wees MADE IN GERMANY ‘onize international relations by disseminating A Cleveland manufacturer sells a certain ma- | British music abroad. And, it is further suggest- chine for $109. It costs him $75 to make it.. The ed, that America export its favorite music to Eng- other day he got'a letter from a firm in Germany, land and other foreign countries. Learning thus offering to ‘duplicate the machine and deliver it to! 19 sing each other’s songs, the nations will become Cleveland for $21. the best of friends—living,in harmony, one might A year ago, this would have given American |say. manufacturers -heart failure. But now they’re This sounds like a good idea, but will jazz as getting used to it. ; swe hear.it cause other peoples to love us or to want Next time your wife buys a pair of cheap|to fight. us? , gloves, turn them inside out and you'll probably | find “Made in Germany” rubber-stamped in very small letters. So it goes, even to a high-grade} German safety razor which has just appeared inj New York sausage makers out on strike; in the United'States, retailing at 32:cents, .:: . fother words, have quit their daily grind. Last year “Americans imported $98, 836, 230) worth of goods from Germany. * *’ While we sold them about three sid a third times as much, German competition is becoming | steadily., stiffer: The shoe pinches most when we. Mie ‘ try to’sell’ Anifeican goods abroad: in competition] The “Gréat Divide” is of more than picturesque withthe Germans. we i “i me |interest :to.the man who. carries his salary home f ipb ai each Saturday night. Committees in Congress, fratiing : a‘ tariff bill;; sien are studying the following table, prepared from official sources, comparing American wages with German wages in terms of American money: AMERICAN GERMAN Any fad is silly—unless it’s your own. ‘Cleveland ‘Minister says jazz is “the profanity of music.” Maybe that’s because dancers swear byt. EDITORIAL REVIEW aot Comeau Rye hie & ls thie coleman ae ner ag the Presented here in order that, ee arcades a a INDUSTRY Weekly Wage Weekly Wage, Both aides of Important iseuee which are pais ‘an Iron and steel...........$43.12 $5.34 pn bree ot Oe Se Chemicals .. ", $31.05 $6.34 \ STRONGER AS IT IS DISCUSSED Pottery ... $30.94 $6.60 i Every point tells which Representative Young Cotton weaving ...... . . $20.86 * $4.35 ‘of North Dakota makes against the lumber Woolen weaving ........$38.98 $4.35. [schedule as drafted in the Fordney tariff bill, It This table shows the American workman -get-'is obvious that Chairman Fordney realizes that ting an average of $32.98‘ a week, against the! he is bedten in his fight for a lumber tariff in the aquivalent. of $5.40 paid to the German workman. | benefit of special ‘timber interests: and against Other industries run about the same. ; ithe interests of the people in general and situation uae ‘in’ common and j js setting about to secure by indi- cturer;(rection what-cannot be obtained directly: | Possibly. it is clever of Mr. Fordney tp propose “to admitirough iti aber free of duty and. pilé on Suppose the American labor cost in that artiéle/ the. heavy.iad /vald is $6. The German manufacturer and his work-|stroke ha been added. His adroit argument then men duplicate the same article at a labor cost of | will be that he is trying to protect American labor $1, according to the above table. prices by taxing only the finished product. Doubt The result is that we can’t compete for foreign! and deception are swept away together by Mr. trade. Many of our export factories are closed. | Young’s perfectly clear statements. He concludes There’ll probably be a tariff to protect American} with the important point that this, like every workers and manufacturers against cheap German | revenue law, should be so plain and explicit as to labor. avoid, the necessity of a court interpretation sure - That tariff may protect us in our home market, | to run in the direction of bringing money into the but it can’t protect us when we try to sell goods in itr ‘easury. other countries. F | There will be no trouble with the lumber tariff What’s tobe doné about it? :So far no manu-;schedule if the»two points are kept clear and de- facturer or banker has been able to figure it out.|tached: Conditions in the United States demand areas . lumber at the minimum of cost, which will be im- possible if the consumer must pay a burdensome import duty. The way should be kept. open to bring in from Canada as cheaply as possible and under: compstitive conditions if necessary the lumber’ required for the construction we must have. That is the first point. The second is that bachelors and 10 who were married. If you can’t|/every foot of lumber imported saves our timber think of 10 great bachelors, try to name only, reserves and is a step toward the time when we three quickly. Neither can we. . | Shall find ourselves and establish a sane ratio be- Nearly every great man you can think of was; tween forest destruction and reforestation. married. | It will be vastly ‘to our national benefit if we _ {can carry this general principle through the entire tariff bill. Discussion of the lumber schedule has set people thinking and increased the opposition |to a blindfold devotion to a naked principle of :pro- tection which will pile up cost in every direction Suppose. you are ‘an American mani or one of his empolyes, making. an articlé fo b sold abroad. BACHELORS Dr. R. S. Quinby,of Newton, Mass., addressing a recent convention of industrial physicians, said single men are more’ dependable workers than married men. ©" Well, name off-hand 10 great men who were, JOBS _ President Harding recently was obliged to give| a whole hour of the nation’s valuable time to con- ferenee with two Ohio congressmen on a question | Wy, one time a feller lots bigger ‘an I ! An’ once an ol tramp come, an’ scared |-horrence: from God.—Sir James Cant: em tax where one finishing], Stubby, he. is my dog, an’ I love him a lot, He goes where | go, an’ stays right on th’ spot; He ain’t very handsome, but awfully smart, From Stubby, my doggie, I never shall part. Snuck up an’ intended to steal my ple; An’ Stubby ‘ust grabbed him—it sure made me laff ‘Cause he "ust went a-bellerin’ off like a calf. me so hard, -- | He ‘ust come a-sneakin’ right up in th’ yard, An’ Stubby, he seen him as quick as a wink, An’ chawed him up good, ‘ust before he could think. Sometimes I dress Stubby up ‘ust like a clown, An’ play we're 2 circus like what comes to town; When [ fix, up th’ tom cat he mos’ has a fit, But Stubby's a dog, an’ don’t mind it a bit. Nen Mamma she brings ont some cook- ies an’ stuff, An’ says boys and dogs never do git enuit; Stubby sets in a chair, never lets out a whine, An’ acts better ‘an chillern do mos’ of th’ time. One day daddy says to me: “What would you do, If th’ stork brought a brother or sister to you?” An’ I answered quick, “they are not in my line, Thanks, Stubby an’ mighty fine.” - Florence Rorner. me git along certo | Remarkable Remarks | >—_—_—__—-----_—e Women scream when they see al rat because they know it carries dis- ease. They. have that instinct of ab- lie, London physician. oes A great many of the difficulties by which the world is faced at this mo- Ment were in existence before the war and are in existence now in an in- tensified form because of the war.— Sir Auckland ,Geddes, British ambas- sador to the United States. oe % Instead of our civilization: tumbling down, I believe the old world is break- ing up and making way for a new world.—The ‘Rev. L. Kansas City clergyman, or men 84: M. Birkhead, , the world even by doing y doing So we always gain our own approval—which is more im- portant-fhe Rev. 7E. J. Groeneveld, Butte (Mont.) clerg man. i approval o| right; yet™ Love ls the aiigitlont force for the creation of health and the prolonga- tion of liféj-Dr; Simon Louis ‘Katzoft, New York physician. | A cotdfnon incu edisntlon mult plies your chances for distinction by four; a,4igh school_education. by a ta college education’ by 800.—W. of educaiion school. | Carothers, profess Kansas state norm: Paid Fancy Prices ‘“T paid an international authority on diseases of the stomach $1,500 and he didn’t do me. five cents’ worth of good. I have been t ovarious Spas in Europe, as well as this country and have spent fully $30,000 fruitlessly in search of a cure for my stomach trou- ble. Naturally I lost faith in any remedy for my case. My wife's broth- er had taken Mayr’s Wonderful Rem edy and praised it so highly that I tried it and am now entirely rid of that trouble. 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Sold at All Druggists. ‘Off he started, the Council of Crea Pretty soon Nick and Nancy retin: ed with a peck of pepper-corns, Nancy . carrying most of them iu her apron. lippety-Flap ‘and all the jungle; creatures were waiting. | “Now, then, said the fairyman, sit- ting down on a ‘stone ‘and laying the coffee-miH on. his knee. “Everybody hold his nose, for I'm going to grind up these pepper-corns into powdei, and it’s very sneezy.” When it was finished Flippety-Flap | poured the whole business into a pep- per bag and put the coffee-mill neatly away. “Now come along, folks,” ‘he cont manded next. “The time has come for us to do something.” Off he started, the Council of Crea- tures and the twins trooping after. * They stopped at-Woofy Wart-Hog’s hole first. Wéofy crawled in, and|: Flippety-Flap sprinkled some pepper- dust on his door-step. without affording advantage or benefit commen- it, B Paul Dispatch, Pe Saber Yat a Raw he of patronage involving a revenue collectorship. Next came Andy Antelope, and after he’d got settled in his house, Flippety- Flap did the same thing, We cannot be sure of gaining the): ADV INTURES OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts . AE ee iSO PRU yi idl FRIDAY, JUNE 24, 1921 I Tertius ‘Tee HAVe AN (CE CREAM SODA, WELL, (7 WON'T GE HERS WHERE THE Glasses AND SPOONS ARE "WASHED" BY WIGGLING { EDISON WRONG! ‘ Dr: Thwing Tells College’s Mission Dr. Charles F. Thwing has resigned as president of Western Reserve University at Cleveland, after serving 31 years—being the longest in service of any head of any American’ University. - During’ his presidency he has built the university from a comparatively small ‘institution to one of the largest and most influential in the country. Dr. Thwing was asked by the Tribune to forecast, cn‘ the basis of his long experience, what the develop- ment of American gollenes, will be turing the next, 31 ears: BY DR. CHARLES F, THWING. President of Wester Reserve Univer. sity. lacks wise and strong It is prone to let ‘feeli on, and a sense iency to he suh- It) lac: America leadership. take the place of of transient exp stituted for righteousness. the’sense of ‘reverence. j The. problem, therefore, of America | and of, the world, is the protilem -of | siving’the white man’s civilization, [nj ’ this salvation are embraced ‘four things: ie the training of be“‘poor ad great, as was | Greece. Nor ‘ts there-included a mighty | military power. For armies are’ out- ward’ signs: and symbols of destruc- tion: But, the chief,elements of: clvili- zation’are leadership, reasoning, right- eousness and religion., -“he ‘college and the university of the next 31 -years are to train men and women to.be worihy commanders and in such’ ‘training intellectual reasoning, virtue and religion are pret | eminent factors and forces. Education includes a. knowledge of facts, but more, far mére, the power | DR. THWING. to understand the relation of thosc| mandment, and “I ought” is the re-| Education does not consist in| to answer Nir, Edison's questions. Neither does it consist in knowing a table of dates. Rather it consists in the understanding of great laws of cause and effect, in events and movements. To think first and to think last, and to think all the time, to think cubical- ly and to love to think, is edycation. both as a force and as a fruit. In the higher education, as’ in the lower,. the training of the sense of righteousness is necessary and funda- mental. “1 ought” is the first’ com- facts, the power j sult of reflection. “I ought” is the} gin and inspiration of human char- acter and work. In obedience to the moral law, the college should train men who can be the great mediators and reconcilers between the laborer and the capitalist, | between the trade-union and the open shop. The college is eager to help in ; the social and economic crisis. In this ‘reconciliation, truth becomes the medns of freedom, and love is a great | and lasting force, Civilization is algo to be saved by religion. Religion is a sense of rev- erence for the eternal and the univer- sal. By religion I do not mean this {faith or that faith of a ‘particular mame. But I do mean God. i Religion represents the voyage across Ajfe’s ocean and a steering in H it: journey by the stars, and not by | lightson shore.: Religion gives a sta- | bilizing and stendying power to the le community, and to the individ- i as well. Without it, neither in-| | | dividual nor community can attain-un- i to its highest. ‘The whole people, as well as lead- | jers, are to be educated. | At the present hour, and for years {that are to follow, the need of lead- jers for Am@rica and for the world is | most serious. We have raised the Mis- | sissippi plateau of democracy—and “It jis well, And the plateau will be rais- | ed still higher. But we have not lifted a proper number. of Pike’s Peaks of: leadership. ‘Yo educate leaders, ‘leaders, leaders— } ot and for and by the people—is the| great insistent call, and the college! of thé next 31 years will meet that | call, tures and the twins trooping after. Every creature crawled into his hole ee and after he'd got safely inside th Religion Must fairyman sprinkled pepper around, Meet. Requirements Then he and Nancy and Nick hid. i After a while old Tag Tiger woke 0 Des Moines, Ia. June 24.—The young people of today, the targets of much criticism at the present time, are not the ones to blame for. their attitude. Rev. Bernard C. ‘Clausen, pastor of the First Baptist church of Syracuse, N. Y., declared Wednesday hungry-as-a-tiger.. .He stretched art yawned and decided to hunt some dir- ner. So he came’ snooping through the jungle on his great paddy-feet a ‘quiet as pussy-in-the-corner. He licked his whiskers as he wen: and kept rolling his sleepy-looking eyes this way and, that, watchfully. “I haven’t had a dinner of gazelle for a blue moon,” he muttered to hin- self. “Think I'll go and see if any of the family are at home.” So off he trotted to the gazelle’s hous, where he stopped and sniffed. “Yes,” he cried joyfully. “Gazzy's ‘at home for I smell him.” Just then’ he gave a loud ‘“Kerchoo”-:which echoed through the jungle.” ; (To Be Continued.) tion in this city. “Men are charging that the new generation is irreligious,” he said. “If this be so, it is futile to spend time in blaming the youngters. The only} sane thing for religious leaders to do! is to find out what ’21 wants in its! religion.” The thing that the new generation | wants most, he declared, is fearless- ness. “It demands a. religious faith’ which préscribes no books, prohibits! no courses of study, bans no contacts’ ni at the Northern Baptist conven- ay ent at PY | “Bayer” on package or on tablets you AT AGE 72, HE NEVER SAW THE EQUAL, HE SAYS Duluth Man Says Since Taking Tanlac He Feels As Healthy As He Did Years Ago “I've tried Tanlac and never saw anything to equal it during the seven- ty-two years! of my life,” said John Ryan, of 128 Sixth avenue, W. Duluth, Minn. Mr. Ryan is now retired from business, having been a lumber val- uator practically all his NHfe, during which time he traveled extensively in Canada and the United States. “When a man gets to be as old as I am he has to be careful of his health, and when my stomach began to go back on me I knew I had to have something to help me out. Well, I found my relief in Tanlac, and there's nothing like it when it comes to do- ing away with a heavy, bloated feel- ing and putting a man in a good, heal- thy condition. I had so lost my appe- tite that nothing seemed to appeal: to’ me any more, and the little I did eat seemed to lie in my stomach undigest- ed and caused me awful pain. I al- ways felt bloated up and in an un- healthy condition. “I saw that Tanlac was so highly spoken ‘ofthat I began taking it, and now I am one of the ‘Tanlac Regu- lars,’ 1 have just finished my eighth bottle and it keeps me in the very best of condition. 1 have a splendid appetite, and feel as healthy as 1 did years ago. I can’t speak too highly of Tanlac, and it is the only medicine for me from now on.” the world’s knowledge, erects no walls about itself, but frankly and fearless- ly answers every fair question.” “The nagging ‘don't’ of ‘outworn pedagogy, is not the religion for ‘21,” Dr, Clausen affirmed. It insists that religion treat of life rather than of death. “The new generation has seen too many of its contemporaries die, at the glad height of a glorious adven- ture, to feel the need of a religion which believes the call of death. It demands a faith which is willing to be judged on the way it prepares men for life.” When religion is able to meet these | essential requirements of youth, the new generations will embrace it, Dr. Clausen declared. HEAD OF AMERICANISM BOARD Henry J. Ryan of Boston, Maes, le Named Chairman of Legion's Reorganized Commission. Typical of the spirit of the Ameri- can Legion is the appointment of Henry J. Ryan of Boston, Mass, @ former apprentice seaman in the navy, to succeed Arthur Woods of New York, who was a colgel in the army and for- mer police com- missioner of New York city, as | Chairthan of the Legion's reorgan- ized Americanism commission, head- quarters of which is at national head- *| quarters at Indianapolis. When the war broke out Mr. Ryan; attempted to enlist several times in the army, but was refused because o! his defective eyesight. At last th navy accepted him, but he was ordered to remain on shore duty. During the| various drives for Liberty loans andj war funds the newly appointed chair. man acquired a national reputation at an orator, especially on subjects in volving patriotism and Americanism. Other members of the commission ar: To serve one year, Fiorella H. LaGuar dia, New York city; William B, Fol lett, Portland, Ore.; E. K. Bixby, Mus ; Edgar H. Baird,, Phila jarland W. Powell, Cumber land, Md.; Richard F. Belrns,' Rich. mond, Va. To serve two years, Pey- ton H. Hoge, Jr., Loutsville, Ky.; A. H. Gansser, Bay City, Mich.; Col. Gor- don Johnson, U. 8..A., chief of staff to Gen. Leonard Wood, Fort Sheridan, Tl. To serve three years, Will Percy, Greenville, Miss.; Dwight Davis, St. Louts; K. O. Horton, Des Moines, Ia.; Lindsey Blayney, Houston, Tex. and Leonard Withington, Henolald, Ha- wall. It will be the Legton's aim under Mr. Ryan to co-ordinate and consoll- date the activities for the promotion | of Americanism of the Y. M.C. A., Red Cross, Knights of Columbus, Masons, Salvation Army, National Security league and many other organizations, To this end a conference will be held in Washington s0on, ASPIRIN Name “Bayer” on Genuine Warning! Unless you see the name are not getting genuine Aspirin pre- scribed by physicians for twenty-on2 years and proved safe by millions. Take Aspirin only as told in the Bay- er package for Colds, Headache, Neu- talgia, Rheumatism, Earache, Tooth- [ache, Lumbago and for Pgin. Hany tin boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets uf Aspirin cost few cents. Druggists also sell larger packages. 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