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2 i No Reason At All Belfast,” Itelarid, has’‘the largest ropéworks in the world: “But ‘thatis flo reason why residents of that com- munity have to buy rope to end it all. One resident of Belfast recently rushed out into the street in his bed clothes and hollered *‘Fire.” —They Did— They're So Common . A fellow who likes ‘to hunt ducks says he never does because if he is going to get shot in mistake for something or other -he would rather wait until the big game season opens and then get shot in mistake for a deer- They're not so common. —Least of All A Goose— A Reason For Something New York consumes more:than 25 tons of 'salt a day. " That must be another. reason why. New York is opposing the Great 1I.ukes~stv Lawr-| ence waterway. p —Aint It A Fact?— Up In His Throat An ordinary himin heart weighs nd one third ounces, yet its s sufficient Lo raise its weight 20,280 feet in an hour, Realizing this fact, it is little wonder that a fellow’s heart gets up in his throat| crice in a while, especially if he is a pedestrian, —Can You Beat It?— Won’t Let ’Em Get It Judging from the news articles in the papers concerning the fighting in Europe over Constantinople, the Turkish' Nationalists have no inten- tion of letting the -allies ‘get their Angora. ' © —still They May Do It— Women Beware! Medical research claims to have Jdiscovered streptocoecus viridans in powder puffs. And they are said to cause the most severe forms of sore throat, tonsilitis, and a variety of other ailments- —What Next?— SUBSCRIBE FOR THE PIONEER nishings. Dining Roo Hexe 1s & Wondersdl-vaine tn They- have gennine struction; others in regnlarly -sold .at: $8.50— ‘JouiTTiNG BUSINESS PRICE Another big motcy-sa mor price wae $12.00— QUITTING BUSINESS PRICE Z plate mirrors— QUITTING BUSINESS PRICE Mahogt struction. at $55:00— QUITTING BUSINESS PRICE- i P FARY. Walnug, with carved tri: I HERE IS AN OPPORT OUR GREAT LOSS Is commonly accepted iq oyder to close out the entire stock in the shortest possible time. DON'T FORGET |} This is’a complete Close-:}:ut !—When the supply is gone, that is the finish—so get there early! Three floors and warehouse full of dependablg Furniture, Stoves, Rugl,iChinnwar; and Fur- m Chairs hrown lesther -slip:seat, box..conm-. box padded seats: fumed finish;| in Dining..Chairs, tha Th Are ~0DD DRESSERS 8ol Oak Drossers that were §$35.00, in popular Goldex; Wax and Fumed finish. Deep drawers and large Wonderful values in Chiffoniers and’ Dressers; Walnut, any, Bird's-eye Maplo and Large Pranch plate mirgors on Dz the Chiffoniexs have' nifiror backs.. ;We sy ‘bl " BEDS BOW-END AND 4-POST BEDS “long time before you'll .~ 'The regular p: -poster is a 3-inch carved bad,. Tho.Bow-end comes in mmings— QUITTIN RUSINESS PRICE $43.95 Other wood Beds in Ivory, Golden Oak and Walnut—: GREATLY REDUCED FOR QUICK CLOSING OUTI | (Copyrighty B TUESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 19, 1922 Carrying the Gopher delegation to the big Legion National Convention in ‘New Orleans, which takes place from October 16 to 20, inclusive, the Gornher Legion Special will travel over the M. & St. L. to St- Louis and thence via thc [llinois Central to New Orleans, leaving St. Paul, Sat- urday, October 14, at 6 p.m. and Minneapolis at 6:45 p-m. and arriving al New Orleans at 9 am. Monday, October 16, in time for the opening of the first convention session- In New Orleans the train will be park- cd 4t Pullman City, especially con- structed for the Shriners convention where porter, toilet, shower-bath and all modern facilities are . available and where Gopher Legion Buddies may occuping car berths = without extra charge. L Another feature of the New Orleans convention is the low rail- road rate—one way fare for . the round trip, available from from September 8 to 16 at-any railway station by jany - paid<up member of the Legion or :the Auxiliary, upon presentation of the reduced rate identification certificate. if the trip is to be made on the Gopher Legion Special;’a remittance covering the cost of) sleeping ac- commodations in addition :to the sur-charge of $4-61 should be mailed to the Legion State Headquarters before October 10. OTTAWA VETERAN CLAIMS SMALLEST ‘DiCTIONARY Ottawa, Ontario, Sept. 19—Weigh- ing less than onc-sixth of an ounce the smallest English dictionary in the world has been located here, it is claimed. Joseph Brown a war veteran, who-went overseas with the 42nd Highlanders, is the possessor. He carried the dictionary, a family heirloom, right through the cam- paign. The pages are a. little .over half an inch lang; a third of an inch wide and .the books. is -half an inch thick. The paper is very fine and the print can onlye be read through a glass- There are 1,100 .pages. LASKER NEW MEMBER OF HARDING KITCHEN CABINET Washington,” Sept. 19 .(United Press)—President Harding has made an addition to his ofhicial family dur- ing the recent months. This is A. D. Lasker, chairman of tke Shipping Board. Lasker is*not a member of the cabinet of course, but he has become one.of the . President’s closest ad- visers, and has joined that “invisible cabinet,” which includes Senator Lodge of Massachusetts and Senator Watson of Indiana- CONSIDER REROUTING OF KINGOF TRA!S HIGHWAY (By. United Press) — Hillsboro, N. D-, Sept. 19—Re- routing of the K- T. (King of Trails) line’ may be acvémplished here today at the mceting of the North Dakota boosters of ih_&" Highway. E. A. Pratt,"Parsons, Ky., general manager of the trail, is here for the meeting. It is proposed to run the trail on the west side of the Red River - thraughzWhapeton, Fargo, Hillsboro, Grand Forks Grafton, Pembina and on ‘toxWinnipeg-:The trail . mow runs from Breckenridge to Fargo on the east side ofiithe river. A, J- Lockheart, Clear Lake, S. D., northern vice-president:of the trail association, will be leading speaker- s ALMOST PUT- HIS_FOOT..IN 1T Visitor In Small Town Found He Had to Be Exceptionally Carefuk:is: About Offending In-Laws. TS There i3 a townn the Southwest where the familles “have intermarried -to.such an extent that it jgdificult for an outsider to make tHe" leust criticism “of one person without the |=danger of offending some, fimily. con: ‘nection. When an unfortunate visitor «commented on .this fact:to Mr. Jones, the postmaster, Mr. Jones nodded. “Bill : Perking—that's" our “sheriff— complained of that no longer ago than last week,” sald he, according to the Philadelphia . Ledger. “You see, It took him more'n a week to arrest Frank -because Frank got wind that he was wanted on a little matter of sellin’ ‘moonshine, and he went on a round of visits amongst his relatives, aunts, nephews-in-law and I don’t know shat all, and it wasn’t till he had had-his fill and went back home to his wife ‘that Bill- could make the arrest without seenting to kind of butt in, as you might say, and spoil the reynions.” “I should think he would make a strange sort of sheriff,” said the vis- itor, “waiting all the time for sentl- _mental reasons and then arresting a sman when -he ‘went home, - just be- eause his wife wasn't ‘a relation!” Whereupon the postmaster drew himself up and assumed a remote ex- pression. . “That’s as you look at it,” he said in a chilly tone. “I may be a bit prejudiced in Bill's favor, as he mar- rled any. Son-in-law's youngest sister. Anything that concerns him concerns me, you understand.” Little Lensity in ¥ Tt takes a big block-of fog to make one good swallow of water, says Dr. W. J. Humphreys of the United States weather bureau at Washington. The densest fog off Newfoundland banks contains some 20,000 - droplets in a cubic inch, Doctor Wells and Doctor Thuras of the bureau of standards found. To get one gulp of water emough fog to fill a space 3 by 5 by 100-feet would have to be condensed. In a fog that size there are ©0,000,000,000,000 particles of water. “It would take about a halt hour to count an inch of fog particles,” says Doctor Humphreys. Placed side by side, 2,500 to 3,000 drop- lets would be necded to fill that Jength.” The droplets in a cloud have been found to.be, on the average, twlc.’ the size of a fog droplet. APACHES RAID MEXICO; CRIME WAVES GROWING (Continned from Page 1) formed cliques :which have ‘become the bane of the gendarmeria--In one night- recently seven bodies were found -in different sections of :the city, each .with stab wounds. Many of these “cayottes,” as.they ' are known find -they living by stripping their victims:of clotning. There-have been many instances of ‘victims: be- ipE @hoyed -into automobiles, carried to the; uygwms, stripped.and aband- oneds But ‘EHer “coyettes” have not the’ ability sto f@vade the police as has the A s” They fall into the bands jof fthe- police daily and are faken to prison to remain indefinitely. The famous prision.of Belem at pres- ent has more than 1500 prisoners. HAWLEY DEPOT EMPLOYEE HUNTING SEASON VICTIM (By _United Press) Moorchead; Minn:;-Sept. 19—Alex Erickson, .23, Northern Pacific de- pot employee of Hawley, Minn., was rcported at St. Angi’s hospital as improving. He was shot.in the left shoulder by an accidental -discharge of his own gun- while he was hunt- ing- a6 TODAY’S EVENTS " ~+'es F. Murphy today completes ot e A U5 . ekt === brates the fiftcenth” anniversary of his consceratiom;: di Key Pittman, who has becn nom- inated for the United States senator from Nevada, today “eelebrates his fifticth birthday anniversary: The Supreme.. Council, Scottish Rite Masonry, Northern Jurisdiction meets in Cleveland “today for its 110th annual isession: Primaries -will be held in New York state today for:-the nomination of candidates for local: offices, for the legislature and for representa- tives in;Congress. In. The Day’s News Charles F- Murphy, who ¢ today :* rounds out a career of twenty years as, Jeader of the Tammany Hall or- ganization in New York, is a typical product of New York city politics, beginning as a ward henchman and rising step by step to the top of the ladder. His career as a political boss has been singularly successful in some ways, unsuccessful in others. No previous boss of Tammany ever succeeded in becoming State leader- Murphy won that title in 1910 when he forced the nomination of Dix for the governorship on.the Democratic State convention. But, on the other hand, Murphy held his leadership for many years before he succeeded in gairing full control of -the polities of :the city by electing 2 mayor ‘who would be subservient to his will. The society of which he is the acknowl- edged leader is the oldest political organization in the United States The majority of the people may dis- approve of it ‘but nobody can with- out a sneaky feeling of admiration 20 ycars in the leadership of Tam- many Hall. Rt. Rev- Daniel F. Feehan, Catho- lic bishop of Fall River, today cele- for a society that has lasted so long weathered so many storms, and still secems to have so much blood and ginger. Everyhody knevs thequalits Compare the quantity £ P. DALLEY CMPAMY laa Bultaie. % ¥ ‘ Liguids and Pastss for ‘White, Black, Tas, Browd and Ox-Biood Shoes. $4.95 o £ the best cox- They won't ¥on'nl Prench $23.95 h-grade con- ! -u,cuq “valnes | securo bargains rice ,on ithese Are inished in gennine American FIBRE [Blue, Brown 69 _size UNITY THAT IS A 'NESS RECORDS EVERYWHERE AR ticking—as -long s the supply lasts WEDNESDAY AT Sagless Spri .o: BPECIAL FOR WEDNESDAY Guaranteed Ssgless Springs, including the fn- mous Way Tuhnlar risers, Every, sp: have v:‘ Lurry down Wednesday KOLOR-FAS RUGS - [Reglar price is $7.50 SPECIAL “ _$3.95 stitch -‘and rolled edge, ceversd el Prames with high ‘gnaranteed Tor 20 years. WOR't ISt won't break Blue and » ‘worth from 75c to $1.50 sold %o dealers. and Green; “Starting promipily Wedne hundred pieces of Uigh-si 3 Wliite, .carsistifi] will find 10-quart Watis! Tea Kcottles. 3-gart ©o) Kettles, 4 anil,B quart /Seuoe Pans, and 4 and 6.qnast Preserving Xettles. We're going to make this Closing Out Sale thc greatest that has. ever been kuown in this tion, and In order to _create your further friendly feeling in all are offering, by way of diversion, during this 3-hour Sale.of Enamel Ware, which. today As wo want every f: _oac be sold to any one family, none” to_get their share of thise B SRLZE The Tru‘,t'li,'-.nl‘l_n'é_w,l;o'le ’Truth, aml fi,bt_hiny 'You are not - asked to believe, but to.see with your own e Mattresses WIDNESDAY SPECIAL Yes, Wednesday :we shall:gell a 100 ver cent pure. Cotton .Mattress, full bed size, 45 Ibs. in welght, 2-row ‘with good [SSE - SPECIAL day morning, first quality, trinle coated Dresde: 1y -13-quart Pots. 6-quart Desp Pudding Faus, at the special prics of 3°c each. aArgains, only 3 articles will September 20th, we shall place on Sale se articles from 3 to 13 quart szies. £ Pans, 2-quart Double Rice Boilers, 7-guart oY T S TR e Steel Bed SPECIAL These Beds are of steel comstruction, ha 2-inch continuous post with five 1l-inch fillers, and finished in groy i SPECIAL seat and back rest. E ral” rare. Marbelized assortment you Enamel o this 4-quart.Convex Covered posing of this stock, w; 3 "~ Oak Rockers and Chairs MASSIVE BUILT Upholstered in good wearing moloskih oa : Thoy are Solid Oak Clairs ind Rockers, in Fumed finish. Former prices $25.00 and 832.50—our Special Price dnesday will hurry them out— §16.95 $1985 GRETONNES SPECIAL BSOLUTELY UNPARALLELED. RARE VALUES FOR THOSE WHO AIM TO SAVE— STUPENDOUS BUSI- E CRUMBLING BEFORE THE ONSLAUGHT OF THIS TERRIFIC s pected. hite last for years— NOW ON SALE AT. grade of .Cut_Glass— $10.00 articl o Here you have the opportunity right now to buy for your future neecii. Here is a Sale full f Stunning Bargains—a Sale filled with Thrills and Surprises—a Sale that is squeeziné many 4 i_l'éfla'r‘s"'blif of prices—and brings gocd Furni- : i - q ture an'd'R(lgs at much lower cost than ever ext But the Truth! yes the visible proof that this Sale is'all that we sayit is! Boantiful, artistlc patterns, semi-porceldln that wil 51-plece Dinnerware Set, regular $15.45— NOW: ON SALE AT. 47-piece Dinnerware Set, regular $19.00— Drapery And Curtain Materials 60c values—NOW ON SALE, Per Yard $1.50 values—NOW OXN SALE, Per Yard.. 35¢ values—NOW WOWN SALE, Per Yard Cut-Glass And Silverware : AT UNHEARD OF PRICES! b Rogers 1847 ‘and-Comumunity Silver, and the highest i | 83.00 articles—NOW ON sALE AT $4.00 articles—NOW ON SALE AT $5.00 articles or sets—NOW ON SALE AT.. ts—NOW ON SALE AT 3e _________ 69¢ 89e 19 -