Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 25, 1920, Page 6

EAGE SIX BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER PUBLISKED EVERY APTERNOON BXOEPT SUNDAY TEE BEMIDJI PIONTER PUBLISKING CO. @. E. CARSON, Pres. E. H. DENU, Sec. and Mgr. G. W. HARNWELL, Editor Telephone 922 Entared at the postoffice at Bemidji, ‘Minn., as second- elass matter under Act of Congress of March 3, 1879. \ No attention paid to anonymous - contributions. Writer's name must be known to the edltor, but not mecessarily for publication. Communications for the Woeekly Ploneer must reach this office not later than Wuesday of each week to insure publication in the eurrent issue. SURSCRIPTION RATES By Mall One Year ..... . Six Months . Ome Woek ....cooeee 13 Three Months ... THE WEEKLY PIONEER—Twelve pages, published every Thursday and sent postage paid to any address, Ceor, in advance, $3.00. OFFICIAL COUNTY AND CITY PROCEEDINGS THE HOME TOWN WEEKLY NEWS. 1 read the daily paper—read the state and for- eign news, of the doings here and yonder, and of "leading statesmen’s views. Read marriages, births and dyings, all the happenings of time. Read the whole edition over, from the first page to the last, news and comments, facts and fancies, things to come, things of the past. Then aside I thrust that paper for it’s no more good to me, half the things that I've read over soon my memory will flee. Then I get the home town weekly, and with keen and eager eye, read the news it has to tell me, news that's never dull nor dry. For the news that’s in that paper tells of folks I know and love, folks who are both friends and neighbors and whose good- ness I can prove. Tells of school, and church, and college, lodge, society, and store, town improve- ments, council’s doings, squibs and personals galore. Having read this good town paper, read and swelled myself with pride, I crank up my ancient flivver and through town and country ride. Far away some times it takes me, into other towns and states, where I may take notes and fig- ares and make mental estimates. Then, returning t0 my roof-tree, call my neighbors to my side and declare “So help me Hannah, here I ever will abide.” And with each returning Thursday, eager- Iy 1 watch and wait, for the postman who is bring- fng the old weekly to my gate. Oh, 1 must have the great dailies, magazines and trade reviews, but the thing that makes me happy is the home- town weekly news.—Cornell Service Sheet. g e JUST GOING TO. He was just going to help a neighbor when he died. He was just going to pay a note when it went to protest. He meant to insure his house, but it burned be- fore he got around to it. He was just going to reduce his debt when his areditors “shut down” on him. He was just going to stop drinking and dissipating when his health became wrecked. He was just going tb introduce a better system #nto his business when it went to smash. He was just going to quit work awhile and take & vacation when nervous prostration came. He was just going to provide proper protection THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER for his wife 'and family when his fortune was swept away. He was just going to call on a customer to close a deal when he found his competitor got there first and secured the order. i He was just going to increase his business by ad- vertising in his local paper when the sheriff came and then it was everlastingly too late. Take warn- ¢ ing! O WE ALL HAVE MET HIM. Here is something you might cut out and stick in your hatband. . «If I owned a newspaper what I would say in, it just now would be a plenty,” remarked a certain man on one of our streets tire other day. He was invited to write what he wanted to say and was assured that it would be printed if his signature accompanied it. He very promptly denied the tender, saying that «it would hurt his business and make him enemies at once.” There are a lot of people willing, anxious in fact, for things to be said in the newspaper pro- viding they hurt the business of somebody else and not their own. What newspaper is there that has not hdd this same experience with this very same yellow tadpole of a citizen who sputters and sputters about what cught to be printed in a newspaper and what ought to be omitted. And yet when you invite the coward to be responsible for the manuscript he wants you to publish, he will whine like a sick dog, skulk be- hind this pretext and that, and wobble out of the office with a grouch. — : MY CREED. I would be true, for there are those who trust me; I would be pure, for there are those who care; I would be strong, for there is much to suffer; 1 would be brave, for there is much to dare. I would be friend to all—the foe, the friendless; I would be giving and forget the gift; I would be humble, for I know my weakness; 1 would look up—and laugh—and love—and live. —Howard Arnold Walter. —_————— THEY BREAK IT GENTLY. Whenever a subscriber gets mad at an editor and stops his paper he most always says he can’t afford it instead of coming right out and saying he don’t want the “durned sheet” in his house and he hopes the editor will dtarve to death by the quick- est and shortest route. ; POSERN Theodore Roosevelt once said: “I know not how philosophers may ultimately define religion, but from Micah to James it has been defined as service to one’s fellow man rendered by following the great rule of justice and mercy, of wisdom and righteous- ness.” NESTRS (G The Stillwater Gazette tells us that women in England must be thirty before they can vote and in this country only twenty-one. That’s about the right handicap, don’t you think? s —0 This nation has been “investigated” to death. Now they are investigating GENERAL Wood’s campaign expenses. The next thing we know they’ll investigate how many suits of clothes a frog has. -0 An optimist is a fellow who is still carrying an opener on his key ring. —_—0 Don’t be so eager to get all that you can that you fail to earn it. o The dog that stops to bark usually loses his bone. PRESS COMMENTS—THAT'S (By EXCEANGE BDITOR) If Mr. Schmahl's idea in not declaring his inten- fions when he bolted the nominating convention wrere to find out the feeling of the people by decid- smg which way to jump, he should have no trouble im deciding what to do now. The expressions of the press throughout the state regardless of per- gonal friendship for Mr. Schmahl have indicated that attitude of the public in no uncertain sound, and that sound is not very complimentary to Mr. Sehmahl! if he remains in the gubernatorial race. —Laporte News. —0 St. Peter Herald: A. M. Welles of the Worthing- ton Globe and Jos. Reynolds of the Mankato Free Press are quarreling over attendance at prayer meeting. Our guess is that neither of these case- hardened old sinners has answered roll call in twenty years. Pretty good guesser, Quane, so far as it applies to Brother Welles.—Exchange. —o0 Worthington Globe: Comes a specialist with the assertion that kissing in the morning is dangerous. It's said to be that way most any time, provided your neighbor’s wife is the kissee. Say, boys, what does an old bachelor like Welles know about kissing?—Free Press, Mankato. o And again the supreme court of the United States failed to render an opinion on the pro- hibition amendment. The suspense is becoming wnbearable! exclaims the New Ulm Journal. It is pretty tough, Walter; but cheer up, the worst is yet to come.—Daily Free Press, Mankoto. Shoe manufacturers say they cannot grant any further wage increases to their employees, because “shoe prices are as high now as the public will stand.” Whether they’re right or wrong about the wages, they certainly have the public sized up right. —Crookston Times. o— Sam Y. Gordon, state printer, who was & can- didate for secretary of state, was defeated. He came right out and announced although beaten, he was for the republican state ticket from top to bottom. Sam has the right stuff in him.—Still- water Gazette. I SR What this country needs more than anything else just now is a spirit of optimism. After that, it would help considerably if men in public life, i- ness and industry would live up to the optimiste’ expectations.—Little Falls Transcript. o— A man who broke jail recently changed his mind and went back to his cell to escape the cost of liv- ing. There’s a hunch for the harrassed consumer —try breaking into jail!—Little Falls Transcript. PRSSAY PN St. Peter Herald: Editor Walter remarks that more sunshine and less moonshine might help some. At that there are those who insist that about “three fingers” of old rye will make the world look brighter.—Free Press, Mankato. 4 il SRR The Way of the World. A man may be a failure without knowing it, but if he is a success he not only knows it himself, but lets everybody else know it.—Exchange. Sl S S One political writer states that Frankson’s cam- paign has reached its peak. Now it is up to Preus to knock the peak off.—Little Falls Transcript. 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The tying of fleeces PARHOT BARES L|QUOR m.r is important. “Only paper twine or jute twine should be used for this purpose,” says Philip A. Anderson of the ani- mal husbandry division of the Minne- sota college of agriculture. ‘Never use sisal or binder twine, as it gen- erally enters into the wool -and fre- quently becomes part and parcel of the manufactured cloth. Buyers often discriminate against fleeces tied with sisal, for it is well known that the manufacturers will net pay the top price for wool so tied, even though all other conditions of the fleece are good. : “A nice bright day is the proper one for shearing,” adds Mr. Anderson. “Flock masters should see that the sheep are not wet, otherwise the fleece may mildew and the fibre be- come much impaired. Fleeces should also be kept from dirt and sand. Bird’s Chatter Gives Ship’'s Captaln Clew to Hiding Place ef 374 Botties. San Francisco, Cal. —Capt. 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