Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 12, 1917, Page 6

THURSDAY. APRIL 12, 1917, ‘==$= ~ “WHAT HAPPENED TO JONES” “GERMANY OR BUST” (Continued from Page 1.) Feeding You,” and as its motto, “Germany or Bust,” and with its en- thusiasm in replying to the yells of the throngs gathered at the numer- ous cities and towns is captivating the respect of the people. Nothing has marred the happiness of the home boys and cheerfulness runs rampant. In fact, Bemidji's division has incurred the envy of every division on board the train and with all its goodies and a plentiful supply of everything eatable and smokable is doing more than its share of enter- tainment. The division will detrain tomor- row and expects to be answermg the calls “Turn to” and “swab ‘em down fore an’ aft.” NOTES OF "RIP One on Paul. As the line of militiamen threaded their way through the mob at Du- luth, one of the young spectators spied Paul Howe and shouted, “Hey! why don’tcha take that kid out of the army”’ ' An 01d Tar (Coe) “Jim” Hill has been busy instruct- ing Coe, the division’s raw recruit, and has finally taught him that there are no oar holes on a battleship, but has given up trying to induce him to take the deep ‘sea soundings off the rear end of the car. “Some Fussers.” “Mike” Riley has been conceded the honor of having kissed the most girls since leaving Bemidji and seems to be living up to the reputation of “A sailor with a sweetheart in every port.” It was, however, a close race betwen Riley and Ben Samuelson. + Riley—“Milwaukee has shown ' some spirit for a German town.” Fraser—*Yes, Milwaukee has some spirits.” In a Yew days you will not be able to get any diaries. Get them now, 1-3 off at the Ploneer office. tf of Rats,Mice and Bu Used the World Over O/d Reliable Tha? Never Fails = I5¢c. 25 c. At nru ECOGNIZED STANDARD-AVOID SIIBS ITUTES THE What Will the Harvest Be? It will depend largely on the seed you plant. We sell NORTHRUP, KING’s GARDEN They are the best by test. Also HOES, RAKES, SHOVELS, TROW- ELS, WEEDERS, ETC. SEEDS. BRAKKE'S VA SUPT. DYER TO SPEAK BEFORE N. M. D. ASS'N. W. P. Dyer, superintendent of the Bemidji schools, has accepted an in- vitation from George D. McCarthy, secretary of the Northern Minnesota Development association, to speak at the June meeting in Virginia upon the subject, “Full Possibilities of Ag- ricultural High School Work.” Mr. McCarthy in his letter says in part: “We find that in too many commu- nities the agricultural high school man is regarded as a class instructor with, perhaps, a little incidental gar- den work. In those communities the agricultural high school man is not giving his best services nor is the community getting what it could. The use of the agricultural instructor in general field work to some extent and to establish proper relations be- tween the communities and the farm- ers. This is a very important func- tion. I believe this is the practice in Bemidji.” MANY CERTIFICATES At the state examinations held in the Bemidji high school in March, the following number of certificates were issued: Geography, 52; com- position and grammar, 50; history, 41; spelling, 68, and arithmetic, 45. This is the largest number of certi- ficates ever obtained at the firat series of examinations held in March. ’ . How’s This? ‘We ofter One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Medicine. Hall’s Catarrh Medicine has been taken by catarrh sufferers for the past thirty- five years, and has become known as the most reliable remedy for Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Medicine acts thru the Blood on the Mucous surfaces, expelling the Pol- son from the Blood and healing the dis- eased portions. After you have taken Hall's Catarrh Medicine for a short time you will see & great improvement in your general health. Start taking Hall’s Catarrh Medi- cine at once and n( rid of catarrh. Send tor testimonials, free. J. CHENEY & CO., 1;50]060. Ohto. Bold by all Druggists, [ .Government ists sed by U. N RIETY STORE E The comedy, ‘“‘What Happened to Jones,” will be staged’ at the Grand theater tomorrow afternoon and eve- ning by the Senior class of the high school. The evening performance will start at 8:15 o’clock and'the matinee at 3:15.° Tickets may be purchased and seats reserved at Net- zer’'s drug store. The admission is fifty cents for adults and thirty-five cents for stu- depts. No extra charge will be] made for reserved seats. The matinee admission is twenty- five cents for students and thirty- five cents for adults. The summary of the play: GIVEN BY THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1917 Synopsis of the Play ACT IL.—Ebenezer Goodly, a Professor of Anatomy, and Richard Heath- erly attend a boxing match, which ends in a riot. lowed by the police.: Jones, who has ‘with Ebenezer and Richard in the Goodly home. They arrive home, fol- also attended the match, seeks refuge To escape the police, he assumes the character of Antony Goodly, D. D., Bishop of Ballarat, who is expected to arrive from,Australia that day. Jones is introduced by Ebenezer as the Bishop anq is greeted effusively. ACT IIL.—Jones soon finds himself in many difficult situations. by his clever fabrications he overcomes all difficulties. But Ebenezer Goodly now receives a letter stating that a patient has escaped from the sanatorium next door, who thinks he is an Indian. Shortly after this the real Bishop of Ballarat arrives, and is contused with the patlents who “thinks he is an Indian.” ACT III.—The complications increase for some time, and then the plot begins to unravel. The ‘patient is returned to the sanitorium. The Bishop of Ballarat is recognized by Ebenezer and welcomed into the family. Jones, by still further fabrications, manages to excuse the deception he has practiced, and even succeeds in ingratiating himself with the family. Cast of Characters. Jones—Who Travels for a Hymn Book House. . Ebenezer—Goodly—A Professor of Anatomy. .. Antény Goodly, D. D.—Bishop of Ballarat. . Richard Heatherly—Engaged to Marjorie Thomas Holder—A Policeman William Bigbee—An Inmate,gl the Sanatortum. s @ Mrs. Goodly—Ebenezer’s Wif; . ‘:r Cissy—Ebenezer’'s Ward..... Henry Fuller—Superintendent of Sanatorium. Marjorie—Ebenezer’s Daughter......... Minerva—Ebenezer’s Daughter Alvina Starlight—Mrs. Goodly’s Sister. ... Helma—Swedish Servant Girl Place—New York City. Time—The Present. THEATERS ELKO TONIGHT z —“TOMORROW” OFTENTIMES DEVELOPS INTO NEVER! Your child will not always remain st home. School, college, after life—all these will becken. Will you then have photographs of your child to fortify you against his absence? MAKE AN APPOINTMENT—Bring Your Child Today The Hakkerup Studio 3rd Street BEmMIDJI HORSE MARKET We Buy and Sell Horses, Bemidj Harnesses and Vehicles. 2 Moberg Construction Company Telephone 272 UL VDTG LT LT LE TR L LU LU TL L UL TR UL G BT SCOOP serorrer SINCE. TAKING T’ J0B OLGA PETROVA Great scenes abound in “The Se- the Metro-Popular cret of Eve,” Plays and Players production star- ring Mme. Petrova which will be seen at the Grand theater tonight. In “The Secret of Eve,” Mme. Pet- rova is seen in four distinct ‘charac- terizations—as the original mother of all, Eve, in the garden of Eden, as Hagar, a gypsy woman of the caravans, as Eve, the young girl, Hagar’s child, who becomes a Quaker, and as Eve, the gaiety-loving wife of Arthur Brandon. Never has Mme. Petrova had an opportunity to show such versatility. REX TOMORROW Mary Miles Minter, in Adventure,” presents little ulcie’s ‘Lovely The action of the play is continuous. GRAND THEATRE FRIDAY, 'APRIL 13, s ]| has been exhausted; . |abnormalities without Daniel Gainey .Maurice Witting . .Chester Kinney .Herbert Warfield . .Harold White Howard Palmer . .Emma Klein Milre Achenbach . .Walter Deneau ....0Olga Skinvick ....Lucy Brooks Dorothy Carson Lucene McCuaig Mary” in one of those delightfully simple southern plots in its beginning and a modern story filled with mod- ern intrigue in its ending. If there is anything in heritage, Miss Minter was born- with an un- derstanding of her role in this pic- ture. The little girl star was born in Louisiana and her childhood asso- ciations were such as to make her ap- preciate with intimate knowledge the atmosphere of the story of ‘“‘Dulcie’s Adventure.” The decided success of ‘“Youth’s Endearing Charm,” the first of the Minter pictures released by the Mu- tual Film Corporation, finds a con- sistent successor in “Dulcie’s Adven- ture.” i = Get vour diaries before the supply 1-3 off. Pio- neer office. tf HERE’S YOUR CHANCE Seize it if you ‘are ambitious to succeed in regaining health. THE NEW SCIENCE OF CHIROPRACTIC has already proven wondéi’tully ef- fective, so why not try it. Chiropractic adjustments correct the aid “of drugs. . A. DANNENBERG, D. C. First National Bank 'Bldg Bemidji Office ¥ ars: 10-12, 1:30-5, 7-8 Phone 406-W T0 HOMESEEKERS For Hometead land or State land. I can locate you for a reasonable charge. N. A. OTTERSTAD, Locator Turtle River, Mimn, LT T T T | = b Beftr for Elias 1o be Alie and not so Dressed Up Now THERES A POLAR. 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LR R R RS R L LR R R 122 2223 2] ddrdr ook ok ok XXX XEXXRKXNPX XN % “White House” Tea and Coffee + served exclusively at the & THIRD CAFE * KX XXX XXX E R By "HOP” DIS HEAR WRID VIECE— : Wi, _ = GLASSIFIEH WANTED—To_rent, small modern house. Steady renters, no children. Address “W. J. M.,” Pioneer. 3-413 A e WANTED—>,000 cords peeled pop- lar and balsam 55 inches long, summer cut. Poplar and balsam bolts to be cut on Red River lands ‘under our liberal terms; price $4.00 per cord on cars when sea- soned; 60 per cent cash, 40 per cent to apply on land payments. Also want 5,000 cords mixed hard- wood bolts and cordwood at ruling prices on cars. J. J. Opsahl, the Home Maker. 1-49 WANTED—To rent, smali modern house. Steady renters. Address “W. J. M.,”” Pioneer. 3-413 —_— e e WANTED—Dining room girl at O. K. Restaurant. 2-412 WANTED—Lady cook and girl. 411t Svea Hotel. WANTED—Married couple desires to rent furnished cottage for sum- mer within walking distance of business section. Must be in de- sirable neighborhood. Best of care. References. Address Summer Cot- tage, ‘‘Pioneer.” 410tf WANTED—To rent by desirable ten- ant, no children, modern cottage, well located ,in good neighborhood only. No run down house consid- ered. Prefer north portion of city and near lake. Address “Renter,” care Pioneer. 410tf WANTED—Second hand furniture. Phone . Rode. 5-10 FOR BALE. . A A A PN PO FOR SALE—Cheap and on easy terms 135 acres, about 20 acres under cultivation, good frame house, good pasture, black loam and clay bot- tom soil. Also other land with some improvements, or will rent to good party. For particulars call on E. J. Swedback. 417 FOR SALE—Heavy horses at Bemidji cheap. Crookston Lumber Co. a8 6-4 delivery FQR SALE—Horse, agon, sleigh, etc., at Berglund’'s 4 store. Phone 141. 5-41 FOR SALE—Paying restaurant good live city. Easy terms. Bemidji Ave. Phone 922. FOR SALE—Township plats show- ing government surveys and to which has been added roads, ditches and other local informa- tion. 25c each. Pioneer office. 330tt light FOR SALE—When you want a lot, or house and lot, five-acre tracts for garden or poultry raising, 40, 80 or 160 acres for farming, call on Mathew Larson. Phone 249. 425 FOR SALE—S87-acre farm 3 miles southwest 6f Leonard, Minn. Fair buildings, cultivation, and a good hay mea- dow. $20 per acre. Write or see John Frame, Bagley, Minn. R. D. No. 2 6-414 FOR TRADE—For Ford car in good condition, one acre in lots in Block B in Lavinia. Anton Zilbert, Tur- tle River, Minn. keeping. Phone 633 Ave. FOR RENT—Good farm, miles out; can move on and go right to farming. This is one of the best chances to be found if taken soon. E. J. Willits, 115. 3rd St. Phone 41. 1-412 state of cultivation, 15 gcres mea- dow. Good house and barn. Rent by month for 12 months. 160 acres joins good town close to Be- midji, for sale or rent right to right party. E. J. Willits, 3rd St. Phone 41. FOR RENT—160-acre farm, 115 1-412 good buildings, about 25 acres under cultivation. Will rent for cash or on shares. Also roll top desk, Singer sewing machine, incubator, ice box and other furniture for B. J. Neely. Phone 5-416 FOR RENT—One of the best store will remodel to suit. Willits. Phone 41. 3-412 FOR RENT—Fifteen acres of good sale cheap. buildings in business center. E. J. potato ground close to Bemidji. . M. Rode. Phone 223. 6-416 FOR RENT—Furnished room, $7 per month. 723 Irvine Ave. 3-49 ARCHITECTS ENGINEERS GEIB & LEIBSLE Designing, Estimating, Superin- tending, Surveying Markham ‘Bldg. Phone 123 Kk IR KRR KKK KK SPIRELLA CORSETS Professional Residence Corset rvice JULIA NELSON 916 Mi.s. Ave. Phone 810-J +« L E R R RS R R RS EERE RS d ok k ok ok ok %k ok OWN A Woodstock It is a better typewriter Guaranteed for 2 years. 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