Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 5, 1911, Page 3

| d ADLER'S CLOTHES because this make gives more satisfaction than any ' other. There’s a style to these clothes that is pleasing. They haven't that “‘ordinary” appearance. They are snappy—really exclusive in design. When once a man wears an ApLer CoLLEGIAN Surt, no other make will appeal to him. Spring and Summer Styles are more snappy than ever.. The materials arebetter, and they are made to 1give the service you want.- These well-known clothes cost you no more than inferior makes, and you get honest value, perfect workmanship, and? clothes that ! fit. Come to the store today, tomorrow, or any other day, and see how different they are to others. 50 Men’s $20.00 to $25.00 Suits now offered at $14.95. Good styles, choice patterns. Reason we are out of medium price suits and wouldirather loose on the high price Suits than to re-order. Mail ordersfor clothing, dry goods, shoes and Furnishing goods promptly filled. - O'LEARY-BOWSER CO. Bemidji, Minn. Was Gaod Once. A certain well known composer now, In the full vigor of his established rep- utation was dat one time when_he was comparatively” unknown engaged in writing the musi¢ for a production fa- thered by two managers ‘who Kknew exactly what they wanted, in addition to knowing next to nothing of the mu- sical classics. After having burned much midnight oil and worked himseif into a state of semicollapse in a vain endeavor to produceé a finale which would please them the composer tore up page after page of rejected manu- script and in despair took to the the- ater an entire section of “Faust" to which he had somehow managed to fit the words assigned to him. He played it over, and one of the mana- gers said quite unfeelingly, “Well, Gus, the others were pretty bad, but this one is the rottenest of them all.” “So?” remarked the weary musician dryly. “It wus considered good when Gounod wrote it!”—Metropolitan Magazine. One Story Eclipsed. i “Hot in Brazil?” said the young man who had just returned from a trip to South America. “Well, I should say so. Do you know, for days at a time we couldn’t take our after diuner siesta on account of the peculiar i noises.” “What noises?” asked the blond ste- | nographer innocently. - ;. 1 “Why, the coffee popping on the trees. You sce, the sun was so hot the grains just roasted before they were picked.” The old traveler yawned. “Rather warm down there, bub,” he rejoined laconically, “but when I was down there you conldn't sleep at night. Bvery once in awhile there would sound the most extraordinary crack- | ling noise that ever fell ypon the hi- man ear.” B “What were the soupds, Mr. Bings?" And Mr. Bings yawned again and replied, ubber trees stretching themselve: ieago News. Where One’s Breath Falls as Snow. Verkhoiansk, a small village in the northeast of Siberia, is the coldest place in the world. It is a coavict station. No precantions against es- cape are needed, for Verkholansk is | guarded by the wind. Though the average temperature of the three worst winter months is 85 degrees of frost, intense cold -like this is easy to bear in calm weather. But a strong breeze at that temperature or within 20 degrees of it will kill every living thing not under shelter. In the icy cold of . Verkhoiansk an iron ax head dropped on the ground smasbes liku] glass. A hoard of unseasoned wood, on the other hand, freezes as hard as steel. Trozen nicotine blocks the stem of tobacco pipes, while one’s breath falls at one's feet in a fine white powder. . ! Going Too Far. | Along & country road walked a man| and woman. The latter, a gaunt, sterg faced female. was bullying the ‘meek | ltttle fellow, who trundged just in front | of her with downcast head. Suddenly the woman, turning, saw a bull racing down the road behind them. She quickly took refuge in the hedge, but her companion, unconscious of aught but his woes, kept on his way. The bull caught up to him-and sent him’ spinning into a muddy ditch, then con- | tinued on its wild career. As the woe- | begone figure crawled out of the mire | he saw his better half coming toward him. Plucking up a little spirit, he whimpered, "“M-M-Maria, if you hit me Uke that a-g-g-gain you'll really get my temper up, so I warn you.” 1 More and More. The gravedigger in “Hamlet” was a very witty man, wittier far than many of the epitaph makers who have adorned headstones with their jingles A sample of the punning rhymes | which are cut on tombs follows. [t‘ comes from the grave of William More, at Stepuey, near London: Here lies one More, and no more than he. ‘The More and no more—how can that be? Why, one More and no more may lie here alone, ! But here lies one More, and that's more than one. 1 Curiosities of Etymology. ! It is extraordinary how words for the same thing differ in even so small a country as England. Take *“left | handed,” for example. In Gloucester- shire such a person ‘is described as “scrammy,” in Staffordshire he be- | comes ‘T * the phrase for a left handed ireman is “gawkrod- ger” or ‘“callick handed,” and in the next county, Durham, he is “cuddy paw.”—London Telegraph. Experience Teaches. “I wonder what bas happened to Mr. ] Green?” ,sald Mrd. Brown to a lady friend. “He seems so dismal now, and he used to be a practical joker!” l “Ah,” was the response, ‘“he pro- posed as a joke to his present wife. She accepted him, and he says he will uever indulge in a joke again.” A Prank of the Types. A sentimental novelist, describing his heroine as one who “always kept mod- estly in the background,” was horri- fied to find it recorded in print that she “always kept modesty in the back- ground.” As Usual. “So your Shakespeare club is a great success?” “Yes. We have accumulated enough fines for nonattendance to take us all to a musical comedy.”—Washington | : g w G s h I I Naturally. ) c oe e A girl feels flattered when told she a n i = looks well in anything, but a wife thinks such a compliment only a plot to get her to wear old clothes, [of Adler-i-ka is a constant surprise to .. PEOPLE—APPENDICITIS Many: Bemidji people have wind or gas In the stomach or bowels, sour stomach or. constipation and do not know. that-these are symptoms of chron- ic Appendicitis which may any minute become acute. They should try simple buckthorn bark, glycerine etc., as com- pounded in ‘Adler-i-a, the new German Appendicitis remedy—A SINGLE DOSE will bring relief. E. N. French & Co,, druggists state that the QUICK action people. T. BEAUDETTE : Merchant Tailor Ladies' and Gents’ Suits to Order. French Dry Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing a $0) 50 Are made of clean new leather in all the best new styles and sold to direct from the factory at wholesale prices. gt = s Pogsitively the best valuesto be had anywhere. A strong statement which we invite you toput to the severest test. ; PALACE CLOTHING HOUSE 216 Minnesota Ave. ; WALK RITE | AND - "MEN : i 3 "$3 Shoes and Oxfords You save $1.00 on ‘every pair. i Bemid)i, Minn, Specialty. 315 Beltrami Aveaue "l and fancy groceries de- | g@gg;mjljlmfie.ml.gmng? | GUARANTEE OF QUALITY AND PURITY Copenhagen Snuff is made of the best, old, rich, high- flavored leaf tobacco, to which is added only such in- gredients as are component parts of natural leaf tobacco and absolutely pure flavoring extracts. The Snuff Pro- - cess retains the good of the tobacco and expels the | ; bitter and acid of natural leaf tobacco. ‘ AMERICAN SNUFF COMPANY, 111 Fifth Avenue, New York, N. Y. Se . Every Day is Bargain Day With Us We don't ‘set aside certain days to give bargains. Every day you'll find our prices decidedly interesting. 66 ’ Our Store The public’s favorite shopping place. Great numbers of people visit it because it is the store_that has what you want when you want 1t, because the merchandise is alwaysgiseasonable, always reliable and because the pricas are never other than reasonable. , R ———— Flour The best pz{tent flour on the market. By the sack or barrel. The kind that makes the best bread. l l Shoes Groceries Everything that’s sold in a grocery store. Staple Feed and Hay . Our warehouse isstored with all you can ask for m the feed line. Phone your orders. livered to your door. ~ Crockery This department con- sists of glassware, stone- ward, dishes — staple and fancy. - You can save money here, ' Dry Goods Many women find just what they want from year to year in this depart- ment. They keep buying because it means a saving. You will find our stock right up to the minute in styleand made up from the best goods of the country’s manufacturers. Milk and Cream Get 1t' from us. We get it from the cow, as fresh as the cow can give it. Let us have your opin- ion of our Dairy Products Canned Goods We sell more canned goods than any one store in Northern Minnesota. Why? Because they are goods of quality at the right price. Fruits & Vegetables Every morning a fresh supply of these necessary household supplies are received here and many homes of this and neigh- boring counties deem it profitable to buy here. The Celebrated Alfalfa Farm Dairy Supplies Our Milk and Cream \ BEMIDJI, MINN.