Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 5, 1911, Page 10

s Because it's'for One Thii;g: Only, and Bemidji People Appreciate this. Nothing can be good for every- thing. Doing one thing well brings suc- cess. oan’s Kidney Pills do one thifg They cure sick kidneys. They cure backache, and every kid- ney ill. He're is Bemidji evidence to prove it ¥ Mrs. J. C. Titus, 602 America Ave., Bemidji, Minn., says:" “I can recom- mend Doan’s Kidney Pills just as highly now as I did three years ago, when they cured me of trouble. There has been no return’ attack of my complaint. of my kidneys to do their work prop- -‘ There is, we must admit, today. nc ;| ary throne, no sovereign world name kidney | @d.—John Morley. The failure |, AThe Vacant Literary Throne. n!\gmm-ll in any tongue upon the liter "in poetry or prose, in whom, as has happened before now, not so many generations ago, in royal succession to Scott, Byron, Goethe, Hugo, Tolstoy, all the civilized world—Teuton, Latin, Celt, Slav, oriental—is interested, for whose new works it looks or where it seeks the gospel of the day. Naboch: lish, to use an Irish word that became a favorite with Sir Walter Scott, it does not matter. Do not let us nurse the hamor of the despondent editor who mournfuliy told his readers, “No new epic this month.” Nobody can tell how the wonders of language are performed novr how a book comes into the world. Genius is genius. The lamp that today some may think burns low will be replenish- ed. New orbs will bring light. Litera- ture may be trusted to take care of itself, for it is the transcript of the drama of life, with all its actors, moods and strange flashing fortunes. The curiosity that it meets is per- petual and insatiable, and the impulses that inspire it can never be extinguish- Thrifty Harry Lauder. There are many stories told of the | wonderful thrift of Harry Lauder, the Scotch comedian. Once when Lauder erly made me miserable in every way and I was unable to find anything that would help me until I began tak- ing Doan’s Kidney Pills. They dis- posed of the pain and built up my en- tire system.” For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. * Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, Ne\y York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name—Doan's and take no other. OM SMART g DRAY AND TRANSFER SAFE AND PIANO MOVING Nealdoace Phone 53 618 America Ave. Office Phons 12 E. REYNOLDS * Architect and Realestate Broker Offices—Room 9, O'Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phone 23 FUNERAL DIRECTOR AND EMBALMER Office’313 Beltraml Ave. Phone 8!'-?-' 3 Farm and Gity Loans and; Real Estate William C. Klein O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phone 19. Bemidji, Live Stock Insurance I insure family and fancy \ drivers, track animals, farm horses, mares bred and not bred; stallions, h\ig}l bred apd general purpo's\e: mules, cowé. bulls and other cattle. Against Death From Any Cause. in the oldest and strongest« live stock insurance company Don't in America. delay. Write or call on V. L. Ellis’ District Agent Postoffice Block Bemiaji | took cigars, for which those who treat- was' in New York he was in a wine buying party at the Astor. Everybody but the Scot bought wine. When it came his turn to buy he sighed. | “Well, boys,” he said, “it’s my turn to treat., Come along with me. I've 2ot a fine bottle of old Scotch up in my | room. 1 brought it over with me.” On another occasion he was with 2 _ drinking party and instead of liquor he ed him paid 50 cents apiece. Harry put all but one in his pocket. He spent two hours smoking that one. After the dribking was over the little comedian ‘went to the cigar counter and said to the man in charge, “I say, man, wud ye mind givin’ me ten cent cigars for these fafty cent ones?” The exchange ‘was made, and Harry went to his room with five times as many cigars as he had at the start. Thought It Was Serious. The burning of the famous Grey- friars church in Edinburgh occurred | people of a se whi “upon. one Sunday morning, and the young 2e2 i “The them. them. them. ) 154 make a big business. the ¢hurchyard were among the first, as they were prepaving to start for church, to observe the flames. It was the housemaid's Sunday out, and old Kitty, the cook, was that day respon- sible for her duties. Hearing unwonted commotion “and excited outcries up- stairs, she came panting aud hobbling up from her basement kitchen, crying anxijously at each stair: i “Oh, what 18't? What is't?” ] “Oh, Kitty. look here!” cried one of the girls from a window. “Greyfriars church is burning up.” Kitty dropped limply on a settee. “Is that a’, miss?” she grumbled be- tween gasps. “What a fright ye geed me! I thicht ye said the parlor fire was out.”—Youth’s Companion. Blending the Odors. It has been proved that two odors which do not seem to have anything in common, that of putrefied cheese and that of pineapple, are so closely allied from |the chémical standpoint that it takes but a few minutes to transform an intense stench into a sweet fragrance. This curious experi- ment is easily made and requires but a small amount of three chemicals— valerianic acid, sulphuric acid and amylic aleohol. Care must be taken not to spill over the fingers or. dress N e | any drop of ‘the first two. nimed lig- uids. - Sulphuric: acid ‘is" exceedingly ‘caustic and. the stench of valerianic acid, besides being unendurable, is very difficult to get rid:of.—London Family Herald. 3 Dean Swift and the Cook. “Moderation in- all things” is the best precept for-everyday life. There 18 ‘& good story ‘about Dean Swift apropos of the value of 'never overdo- ing anything. The dean's cook one day overroasted the lex of mutton for dinner. and in consequence she was summoned rfo the. dining room. “Cook.” said rhe dean in a pleasant voice. “this leg of mutton is overdone; tuke it back and do it less.” “Impossible, _\'Oll,» reverence!” ex claimed the cook. 3 “Well.” replied her master, “suppos- Ing it had been underdone, you comd easily have done it more." 3 “Certainly, your reverence.” * said” the ‘dean. “let thiz bhe a lesson to you. 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