The Washington Bee Newspaper, September 13, 1902, Page 5

a eae WASHING: JN Active. “You had a surprising nerve to come over that fence.” cried the jhousekeeper, who had ignored the i g of the front door bell. replied the smart install- ment collector as he landed in the | back yard, “but my agility, madam, is that not more surpris in a man of my age?”—Philadelphia Press. ; Usual Thing. Ping—How did you come out on 5 = that stock deal last week? PING-PONG NOVELTIES, | Jong fost $500. ad Ping—But I thought you said al } Among the ping-pong novelties are ate Rediproriyon a: pointer two little bronze dogs playing a live- | Pon8— Se I thought—but it turned | ly game of ping-pong. Beeb to be. a disappointer.—Ci “ Daily News. | Ping-pong rackets in burnt wood | " patie 0 ane are being done now in the colors and | In Boston. insig of the different colleges. First Boy—I'm sorry you're trou- | There are, of course, ping-pong | bled with insomnia. I suppose, how- score cards, and they are rather at- | Ver, if one resolutely thinks of noth- tractive. They are cut in the form of | ing. rp will come | ping-pong racket about five| Second Boy—I've inches long side and | been forced to the | opening to a number of ping- | Bething is unthi le pong racket shaped leaves on the in-| Lita a - side. On » top cover the ping-; e| - Horner will leave city ef ect is emphasized by a big pear! set Jeweler—\W\ V hortly. on for a ball. - | man when he bought t rigwell, of Seattle Wash-{ pEyINenE Sink bb i ae sit the cityin December, | FEMININE FRILLS OF FASHION | a eee eee eee | ‘i ¢ charm. ie Gray and Addie Hall] A pale pink chiffon parasol is artis-}| _Jeweler—Why did you do that? a fortnight. at Sandy } tically trimmed with bunches of June , Don’t you knov “tL guarantee ; 3 those watche ? of T street and her| Odd among belt buckles is one of old}, Cler® — Well, Gant Beey re visiting friends in| ivory representing two ferocious-look- time.—Philadelphia Press. ing tiger heads. The Greater Burden, (Baltimore: 8a ie in| Not pretty, but decidédly odd look-{ “Is there anything harder to bear tof Mrs. “Locmen of g, is a be buckle of ¢ i | tha real trouble?” I asked of the h a few single amethys j intellectual man who sat next to me Hamer has returned N. J, where she wis, who has been rsey City, with friends, her daug Va. pell and returned of th Throe Ww t aint, of Mr returned hters and her after little two his city is kmartin’s Va. John C. { Supervising Prin- iversal a Phi seve y for emain timore of D s stay in Sum turned, impro and fk retur Lewis have where they spen of Edenton, N ter, Mrs. Florri d ‘passed w home. through pproval. ladelphia, ral weeks. st.S. W., mit Point, ved by his her ned sister, from} n ruff has around the neck iur al litle white ostrich tips, w chiffon folds. ‘The ends are of cl ulone Bowknots are coming to the front again inthe jewelry line and a ywd- znd other horrible shivery thing the»wall. One design is set in rubies and diamonds and is dazzling | to look upon, | H “Matrimony,” mused t elderly womar ils many a romance.” — “Int case,” replied the younger | woman, prompt! ld like to have | @ romance from | t the sum-! visit- e Shafter, this Smith, of the Boston { Music and sister Bes- rned from the “Hub x very well. isolm, : Office spent York and Phi ed to the city Freeman aft 1 Gayhead of the Govern- his vaca ladelphia, Thursday er haying and Boston € spent a most de.ight- d to the city S. Chase a: ve been d at Ab and M n Mon, 1b y at st Wedr eport of tional Cc Pol Miss were liss Matt 1 Mrs. sses an A Nasty Smack, od-Natured When Rare ve W I ar. all t "t nder stn ‘ know. I cz very Yes, I 1 thir ifficient “an ve Phi e me Gives Pain, app brave last Wed-| 1d to Atlan- seville, S E rs. the 19th 1esday ev- | ongress. the Aulan- | A lyer, and | made by ie Bowen, Lawson. reciative vre going tc| reany proposed to me L ell, Lhope | t sort mind my you didn’t} meek and an tell you man will} 2 quite be- k you — courage? opher. stening e word Ish room be- answered ould use.” Queen Bess Was Gay. laid hi: hat Qu ver dry sh he had sttripa it a ble spot wi r ipe a cou Sess, lared t kno ainly come N. Y. Times. —s s cloak in een Eliza- nod, As it orted from broad, the ck off, so thant dif- urtier, ap- “not well hey would ving their off if they of } peration.—C Shie ago Daily News | | th | |§ jdleton,of C street left | For wne | that right?” Emma | ™€ | miles from the spot it will kill ing hi Yet another belt has been added to the already numerous designs in these and pretty toilet initial belt and comes in white, enameled initial in the All letters of the alphabet are to be purchased. oy k Graduate, The Collere < world think job —Bre Anxious to Try It. 10W irself fora mip esmany A Recanenenel Youth, t’s make up,” he ested. it we haven't quarre * she pro- ested. “Never way.” Let’s make Post mind. up any- "—Chica In the hear your Near Future, -< sister is a blond; is , N. but she is dyeing to be.”— Journal. V how Very, But She you love a know He—Why, I f y< That pr sleep nights th tl can’t sleep nights, think- 1. She u can't I n but ve arc nk it Judge ly A Victim of Wealth, I told her to u ience Se tte; now Yonkers Charitable View. Miss Antiquate—Do you suppose he cause I have money? Miss Younger | don’t know; but | what a man will do in a fit of des- of course, I telling Well, there's no Just as a Matter of Li “What ever induced you to call your Mr. Oldham?” xcept that she tas Daphne as aay- "Chicago Record- daughter Daphne, “Well, I dunno, betel kind of look to me. else Herald. Deadlier Than the Fer de Lance. One who has been over the world “Your Martinique friend fer- a de-lance is not to be compared with the dukite snake of Australia. It is like the pictures you have seen of | in, a long, red snake, with eyes the living embodiment of evil. The duk- ites never go alone. If you are un+ fortunate enough to kill one without killing its mate the latter will follow your trail remorselessly, like death, 20 ou = or fate, and tho you camp as sure as you killed its partner, Chicago Chronicle. Reassuring. “George, dear,” said the sweet mpecirage of feminine loveliness, “papa is all alone in the library this | evening, and never have a| you will better opportunity to ask his con- sent.” Wess “But, darling,” began the timid | George, “I'm afraid—” | “Oh, don’t be afraid, dear,” she in-|} “Remember, if anything | terrupted. I'll visit you at the} should happen, hospital every day until you are able | to be out ‘agatn.” "—Chicago Daily | News. } How much in the smoker. “Only imaginary trouble,” he re What She Feared. SF e Le “You look worried to-night, Wil- c. tun iattiat weet we fg EPUBLICAN FQ4RBACUE, “Anything wr “Well, rather, -plied the loeal molder of public opinions, “An indig- ) nant ee ees c Pp into = on ce MO! AY eg 5, Igo2: this afternoon and nearly the life out of or “My power behind the didn’t stop his pap: person.” gootne xclaimed P ; News. Without an Occapation, n’ fishin’?” the fish je “Ge “No; rk the line so, ' ways wakes me up.” “Plowin’?” 1 know that.” en how plied. From his answer I knew that I was correct inmy surmise, He was indeed ber in good standing of the Phi- a me losophers’ union.—Judge. Another Vietim, it does like Provi-| ” exclaimed the | vuthwest Georgia man. ok ‘in me “Why—what’s it been doing to you| “Well, just as soon as the sun ¢ hot enough to brile beef be went so high that I co n't reach Atlanta Constitut The Reece Smith—Brown is the record, Jones laziest man on | How so? When asks water her flower-bed he throw rith his wife et of water on his Newfound d dog and then has him stand in the middle of the flower-bed Puck. shake himself.— I suppose you suspect what I came for?” he said, as he prepared to ask her father for her han “Oh, yes,” replied the father “vou want to borrow money, but | he aven’t a penny to bless myself with.” And the young man deferred his posal.—Tit-Bits. pro- | Il | Under False Scent. Cho’ley Tenper—Heavens! ol aap pie, why do you persist in clea g your clothes with gasoline? } body you pass can smell the dreadful | odor. } Harold Hallroom—Is that a fact? | Choily Tenper—Certainly. Harold Ha many people will th Town Topi room—Just imagine how ink I own an auto- mobile! More Talk for Mrs. Crimsonbeak wom Less Money. They say getting into different occu- pations formerly monopolized by men, reduci ale of wa Crimsonbeak—Yes; that a see now we've t womer yers. I'm glad of tha theyll charge less alk Yonkers Statesman. Continuous Performance, The Doctor—The boy has evidently been eating too much between meals. TI ither—Nonsense! A boy can’t eat in sleep. } The Doctor—How 4o you mean? The Father—I mean that each meal | of his begins when he gets up in the morning and doesn’t end till he goes to bed.—Philadelphia Press. esas | Quite a Difference. | Mr. Wallace—It seems to me that} if ever a bachelor realizes his unhappy | lot it must be when he is in bed ill Mrs. Wallace—Yes. ere is a great difference between a hired nurse and | . wife. If he goes to throwing the nedicine bottles and things at the nurse when she hapr -s to hurt his yheumatism she Tit-Bits. He Was aa Angel, “It’s easy enough,” remarked the melancholy man, “to take friends, but it’s hard to keep them.” “Oh, I don't know,” replied the other, who was jovial and wealthy, “all my friends consider me easy and ied to let me keep them.”— nes. w? ive.- are satis Catholic Standard and 1 Woes of the Collector. “Did you get anything out of her?” asked the business manager of the collector. “Yes, she paid me a Said she wouldn't be afraid to trust me with the money if she had it.”— N. Y. Times. compliment. Thick . Briggs—The electric light has gone out on the other side of the hotel pi- azza. Griggs—Yes, I had to elbow my way through the lovers there just now. Life. Apologetic. “Twas rude of yout reat me £0," nd low e, although | She spoke in accer I answer en: "twa —Brocklyn Eagle. 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' For catalogue or other informa- tion apply to F. J. SHADD, A M., M.D. Secretary 901 R St., N. W. Wanted ! SEVERAL FAMILIES TO TRY OUR ELICLOUS ICE GREAM_ $1 Per Gal. Also the refreshment for the People, Dehvered Free to any part of the City. PINF APPLE SNOW. DUNIS & SKIADOS, Proprietors. New York Condy Aileen, 918 7th Street, Northwest. hone Main—2756-3. punched | j it al- | “Can't. I've just joined the church an’ can’t tackle a mule without swear- ing “Well, what have you got in sight, then?” Your Face Active Deaters WANTED in unocom Washington, D.C the oon Jones’ Park, GLEN ECHO, MARYLAND. ' The Republicans of Montgomery Co., Md., will hold a public m Barbacue Monday September 15th at JONES’ PARK. This will weet = Republican rally in this country. tS You take the Georgetown car and ask | to be put off at Jones’ Park..@&3 Among the speakers will be Mr. W Calvin Chase, Attorney-at-Law, and Editer of The Bee, Mr. Thomas L. Jones, Mr John W. Freeman, Dr. Richardson and others. : 2 Joseph M. Murphy WHOLESALE and REPAIL | —DEALER IN-— CHOICE “With 1 GROCERIES, TEAS ana WINES an —— na Reais : | COFFEES LIQUORS. A Foolish Gucstion: | FLOUR and FEED. Dora—Oh, I’m in such distress of | mind and | want your advice. I am | “4 ‘i Clara—-Which one has the most | Phone—Main, {2471-4- money? $ 9,9, 9 Dora—If I knew that, do you sup- | 404 Street. D. WW. 13744 ab) Stree! B. WW pose I'd waste precious time running | V around for advi-e "N.Y. Weekly. Wasuineron, p. £. Take Car at 36th Street & Prospect Avenue for ———__- JONES’ PARK, SS BCONDUIT ROAD, near ROCK SPRINGCL See ‘Meals served At All Hours. CrEN ALL WIGHT. Take F §Street? Cars to Georgetown, Asked to be put off PROPRIETOR : R. EB. LEWS. at Jone? } $100.00, TO LOAN. PIANOS etc, at LOWEST RATES, In any amount on FURNITU without delay, removal or publicity You can pay it back in smelt monthly payments to suit your income. If you have a loan elsewhere call and We can accommodate you, jand need more money come to us. Private Rooms, business con- talk it over before borrowing elsewhere. fidential. SURETY LOAN COMPANY oth and F St.N W; { | Room No 1 (one) Warder Bidg., 2nd Cor é & WASHI. GTON’S GREAT PLEASURE RESOR GLEN ECHO R, kh. -Md (Located On Now OPEN for the seson, and it is hoped that every person wlil pay one visit to the Park this season, as there have been mauy Im provements made for your enjoyment. All Churches Social Clube 2nd Associations are invited, to spend. their outi: ;summer at Wa'son’s Park, Special Cars cant: ..artered direct for the Park, and ordered back when wanted, for every dav ‘service s=Vennallytown or Chevy Chase CARS.¢3 ON ROAD THOSE DRIVING THE AND TURN TO THE NOTICE SIGNS DUIT ROAD TO TURNERS, RIGHT, For Further Information Apply to D. Watson, His Idea. you get that black eye?” 1325 LSUN.W ‘SNK SS But It Won’t Work, She gave him the key to her heart, years ago, And Paiog air was recorded Md law, . And now Mr. — wi ies that with That key he could lock up her jaw! Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune. “Where did ace war, jedge,” said | al. h-looking individu “Race war?” repeated the judge. “Yes, suh; out atde track. Jimsaid I was al ter whe® I come to pickin’ winners, and J jolted him in de slats. Den de crowd took sides an’ went at it.” —Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. Eo ss ' Personal Experience, “Do you believe in hypnotism?” asked the young man who never heeds the flight of time. “Yes, indeed,” answered Miss Cay- enne, “where there are people who can put me to sleep simply by talking to "a=-Waahington Star. Happiness, “Would you,” asked the million- aire’s daughter, “marry a girl with red hai “No,” replied the poor young man, “for my heart is possessed by one with rich auburn tresses. Will you be mine?” She threw herself into his arms me. he Gentle Hint, Lenders—Do you ever think of that “ten-spot” you borrowed of me? Borroughs—Don't worry. 1 still and sobbed for joy.—Chicago Record- Herald. He Broke It Gently. German Student (who has consumed a full ner at the college restaurant, diftidently, to the proprietor)—I find I haf no money in these trousers pock- ets. Proprietor (after an expressive pause)—Oh, well, I suppose you can pay me when you have your others on. German Student—But I haf no other trousers!—Brooklyn_Eagle. have it in mind. Lenders—Don't you think it about time you relieved your mind?—Phil- adelphia Press. The Doctor Talks Back, “Why, there are physicians in Ger- many who charge only two cents for sultaffon and four cents for a said the mean man. “Well, if they always get that much, said the doctor.—Yon- kers Statesman. _