The Washington Bee Newspaper, August 23, 1902, Page 3

THE WASHINGION BK = (( | NORTHWEST ghee as THE TOWN HAD OFFSETS. DIVORCE IN MISSOURI. BALTIMORE, MD Cars to and from all Depots pass the Mote a) sv1 =Y Pj ag *MAGHIN ‘ obtainable by his patrons at his sale store 909 7TH ST. N. W. (No branches) Phone 1425. oie een HAS NO EQUAL, g. 6 20 p.m DERFECT SATISFACTION J.T. CARTER, s and Li = | | T | * 2 fle Fiddled and She Danced, and the HOTELS—BALTIMORE} POL: ’ \ Consequently the Indignant Drum- Judge Was in Sympathy with R {DENSTATION. | f 5 fl fl lf | | Oe a sie nein } tatious, week days, | 17 ———_ BaSVERt Deiz PUNE. ihe ' rer i'@ About 40 Bohemians of both sexes SARATOGA HOTER, i oa I had been knocking about a Kaa jeame up from L » mining camp to 2 et m | ; sas town in the evening,” said a drum- Macon, M sat ahd io a case i 5 3.5 . . ’ : | Macon, Mo., as Sses 2 : ‘ | mer with a limp, to a Dallas (Tex.) | wherein one of their number sought A. H. Cole, Proprietor. | . : Established 36 years ago. The | News report heading for! separation fr oth Frank re * largest wholesale store ofthe most | my hotel I walked plump into au open | ese. ee ae Special Rates T: : as ‘iaratn. et <A slats ‘ pen | Striver, a man of 26, ed a divorce Spec! ates To Theatrical Troupes 2 | exquisite, taultless wines and dis sewer which had no red light of warn- , i N N ; tillates (240 kinds inall.) At Chris. | jng Bis Gt ied eu Lis Re de vaietelstariggt i, ew Management Pal: ——E Xander’s moderate prices it is im- |” =; », ' ; .. {woman of 20, because, he claims, she y a i : AND OHIO} possible that others can compete |. awh eternity nese my hip, | firted with other men, refused to Bar asepaont Wy thy The Finest Ime +3 3 : ein in quality and purity with any of |®?° “es f yet out of the sewer | cook forhimand called him bad names. | ported Wines, Liquovs and is p LOAD. his good. Notably so as to his | Whea I n up my When the case was called all Bo- Cigars. 11 i rot | liquors. None that contain C $20,000 da I w “ hemia was in the Court-room, attired | .y { | pokon are admitted to his Massa- 1 next day the city attor-| in its jest Sunday clothes, ready to | ¢7™8 : $1.50 to $2.00 pe: day. ; ; . | chusetts Avenue Warehouse and m me to know what I was ; sate 2 ae i OT * the ai . | hence the safest kinds only are sujoy. tis mes! ee ry a ee ip 4 | 4 event of the season and take a hand Howard and Saratoga Streets, a | —— m., 14.15, and t5.30 | —_—e—_—_—_—_—_—_—_CCC E £ # | x0W Heme Sewing Machine Co.'| ..Hovse Painter.. a hi Sate tat eda 18.30, ti.s0 a. m./? - ORANGE, MASS.—_ | Bf aap oe hares sera LEECH *S L Poanta, Ga, Dallas, Tex. Sar Francisco, Cal :| Painting, Graining, Glazing,“Kalsomin was ing, Wall Painting, Paper hanging —itinneiinegstien teen: renal jamaeisisidiammeine® | | 2, t1o.50, a. m., §1-15, | ] | a. M. and ¢5.30 p.m. : seislhdiasedl (Aleta 2 Floor staining, and Waxing. ase oh = = Nise | Dining Room, Estimates Chnertelty Given. Never a { § { 4 t f 4 i ' 4 1.30 p. m isappoint. 1 and way points, | Sheeting Gallery 1004 20 St. Washington, D.C Cor 19th & L sts : 'e 7 , 5.39, Pym. | AND 0, 6430, , eigen ate pi ee m., POOL ROOM TELEPHONE MAIN 1768. ESTABLISHED 1873 se ines, xitze, | 225 Pa. ave. & 212 B st., n. w. ; 300 37.05 Reems, 26, % 606, Cents 4 HINES & (0 “eA » £3.30) ¥5.05, NORTHWEST Harper Whiskey a Specialty REFUSED TO COOK FOR HIM. é ) aa] Wm. Hi. Lee, Pro,| unperrakers, EMBALMERS . 5 M. WALKED INTO A SEWER. “ neds in it. The defendant was becomingly SAMUEL G. STz WART FUNERAL DIRECTORS “‘T am going to sue the town, of | dressed in black and sat at the table .IQUOR DEALER, : t course,’ I replied with her lawyer, Robert Mitchell. sch light. a SALOON 1315 14thSt.N.W., Washington,D. “‘But what for?’ he asked. was admitted the plaintiff was an hon- © BALTIMORE ork Bos- so 705 (Diner), *8.30 | 1144 7th St.,bet L & M Sts., NW i i ; . = “‘For personal damages. There | est, hard-working young man and did 3 mse cod ne, Glite Whiskey | should have been a : or a light, |not drink any more beer than was r D & : siistag dle schiss cen . T IsRey A SPECIALTY GOLUMBUS but there was neither, and my injury | usual in the social circles in his see- WE TE ALY, 3» : | b: : 3 a, *8.00 and 11.30 A : will lay me up for weeks.’ tion. k.) ad, nas : and all the Pop ar Bra “*But don’t you know what youes-| Leading up to his main cause of ac- noon, zs | The largest glass of Henrich’s HAITER AND MEN’S|caped by falling into the sewer?’ he | tion, the plaintiff's counsel asked him: Revere BEER IN THE CITY. asked. “What occurred the night of your DISTILLER& : oe ‘él aie FURNISH ER, “No. wedding, Frank?” ie Oe ie “‘Then let me tell you that the roof | “She danced with Charley Howe six of the hotel fell in last night and 4 5 Ls Styles in Neckwear killed thr and if you had bee the da t yourh on ° k Avenueand sth Street, ( HANLOW y MURRAY Latest killed three men, and if you had been e dance at your house? . bd been| “No, sir; at her mother’s.” Baltimere, Md. Gloves, Hosiery,! Suspen- in your bed you would have crushed to pulp. You really owe this “Why did you object to her dancing at 10.00 0 I stood at the gate ne, Svening wed by Mrs. Jen- | is ; ere ec Fntens AUD etbys town something instead of talking | with young Howe? : Whulesale and Reta : ao ‘ $1.00 and up. about damages “I didn’t think she ought to dance Z f & Chesapeake Dealer In : “When able to get out,” continued | so often with one man.” i fe ARs 1s she place where you will get|the drummer, “I found that public] Then the defendant’s attorney . ee S Tahadast ‘ - jof your = opinion was agi t me and the people | struck in: hu t RAILWAY — - wins es ee be reat ready to stand a suit, and by ce “Frank, did you ever attend dances?” 4 5 = % ‘ in ects our goods. ONE PRICE. of a lawyer I settled the ease for $125.] “Yes, sir; often.” RH RANDEST § ery in| 7 ine® “I didn’t even all that. Intum-] “Have you see married women there Fj : TRAINS VESTIBULED, 337 Pennsylvana, Ave. bling into the sewer I broke two | dancin, 3 i ED, STEAM HEATED. planks and brought on a cave-in a “Yes, sir; lots of them.” WHOLESALE 4 : HROUGH TRAINS, and Eee the damages were a ed at $5.66} “But you never danced with any of ; 8 AND © STEERS . = and taken out of the money.” them?” z - Liquor:| Dunis & kiados. ee “No, sir; never.” LIQUOR DIALERAR i eftect Aprii 12, 1901. WELCOME Ti RAMPS. “Will you please tell the court why?” 4 : nd St! 1519 Sevent Street, ! W., New York ie “Because I fiddled.” Be: z a Why Weary Willie Declined to Ac-| The court said it looked like piling Ne. m Kine Srazxra, : } ki \ } [ candy Killen 12. cept a Benevolent Farmer's In- on the agony to require a man to fiddle : : ' 6) vi) vitation to Tea, while his wife danced with other men, F : L Was ing ft, ba * ie — and taking this into account with other Alexandria, Va, OUR CANDIES MADE DAILY “I thought to try a little experi-} evidence adduced he said he felt justi- H ? : ite pick ment on tram] aid an Ohio farm-| fied in granting the plaintiff a sever- | Kari Xander <esneee rere en a ae | 5 5 g18 Seventh Street, Northwest p si all along the road i ee j ¥ R : iting them to call at my place. HE FORGOT ONE THING. WHISKIES A SPECIALTY. : | iMPORTER, WASHINGTON, D. C. “ of work for all who ——- si ae / sa —. it. d was will to give| Mr. Jenkins Thought He Had Van- . = Fo x Rectijles and Wholesale and | . Sepa eager gag ee sine air show quished Mrs. J. Bat Was No Ba. | Retail Dealer in ue i the and they Mateh for That Good Lady, Ba i ame 1 t tt stop. — - } | hayid call-at overy othe fs OP] When Mr. Jenkins went to his bed- Bey | jut they pavscd me by as if we had|Fom ot half-past one it was with the| {| A FREE PATTERN bl | the smalipox. determination: of ng to sleep, and (your own selection) to every sub- Ete with another determination that he Scriber. Only 50 cents a year, \ bre LF would not be inter General Passenger Agent, kins. So as soon as he had entered | H_W. FULLER, | M°CALLSG A LADIES’ MAGAZINE, Wholesale Grocer, aa anand the door and deposited his lamp upon EEHAN, Parties contemplating going | axD or 1and H sts., S. W. i: . “5 7 ee ead into the grocery business will ne eee LIQUORS do well by visiting this firm. ‘ay Nnace ien a a me tine Sub Scribe to-day, or, send 50, for latest copy. Lady agents wanted. Send for terms. aa agp es, Liyuers, and Cigars Of the finest brands, 1530—32 7th Street N. W. 454 Penn Ave. Stylish, Reliable, Simple, Up-to- SH BEER DAILY. Romcwtiin bere baer ntain Pimlico Club Agent for Southern Bouquet WASHINGTON, D. C. ' . Pp. MEEHAN, Prop. | Whiskey. SiS IE et eae MS CALL meas mins DENTY SIMMS & CO, -Edward Murphy-- JAMES THARP | Say Eee Ea Importer ana Dealer in Foreign 812 F STREET, N. W. ip re “RISKS OF WHAT?” | “ ” BERKLEY coa as one approached, and when he by) BAZAR ATTERNS All Seams Allowed and Perforations show the Basting and Sewing Lines. Only 10 and 15 cents each—none higher. Ask for them.” Sold in nearly every city and town, or by mail from THE McCALE CO., 113-195-117 West 3ist St, NEW YORK. 831 14th Street Northwest. a - - — NE @ Pure Rye Whiskey; | came up I asked: “WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF YOUB on: E. |. i wal - Does ss} “‘Did you see my signs along the HAT?" a : _ eae. | Full weight guaranteed. Promptness 3 y si g th I : Eos . | our motto, road?” cae chic bh nod bd | LOULS BE Kessel Career eee 4 i | “*Plenty of ’em,’ he replied. the dressiug-table he commenced his i BUY THE | $519 4th St.,N. W. Washington, D.C; “‘Goin’ to stop? speech: : A | FOIE ae mone ite “I locked the front door. I put the Bd ter of and Dealee 30 a Gi | ; chain on. I pulled the key out a lit- Rye “‘T can give you a supper and a Vee ) b “a sas ~~ | good place to sleep. tl bit. The dog is inside. I put the Fit \\ OL | ul ' |~ “Don't want it.’ kitten out. The cook took the silver bebas 10 Ors) a HME ins See here’ I continued, as he be-| to bed with her. I put a cane under Whiskies, Ue : aways the knob of the back hall door. I put y for medic rear es “ gan to walk away, ‘what’s the mat- x ppt ? or medicnal and family) — GF WING MACHINE WILL | fer that ail you tramps pass me by?| the fastenings over the bathroom! 302 Exehange P I l }do i a ae I put the cakebox back in )RD and TREMONT, Pure | U don't look like a man up to tricks, } : : = e Offer special indncement to classes | ae all the milk. 2 es Do not be deceived by those who ad-| jn reading, music and singing. A( a: es ying to rain, Nobody gave Gur Specialtiony weforyon. Tposted your} BBABY’S OWL WHISHER, \ vertise a $60.00 Sewing Machine for general musical and vocal instrection | windows. the closet. I did not drink It is not “‘T can't say you do, but we ain’t me oh me any mé atlantis Won. ns a 00. This kind ofamachine can | Sur, = , A 10 Tis and.’ teed. z s < | ta no risks, you understand. ‘ i ow: {OLESALE ONLY ought a us or any of our aot cpa awe se eee ‘Risks of what?” letters ze! ss ae ae ee, ae see BAKER’S PURE SYB % : Gealers from $15.00 to $18.00, For furth ae ‘ : -,_| Your mother did not at the office er imformation Why, I guess the crowd thinks ‘ 5 Ter ae WE MAKE A VARIETY. yon are one of them fellers who in- | Nobody died pts say ata WHISKEY, Huss i a 7. 7 c id not hear of a mar or engage- f ith Street Northwest. THE NEW HOME IS THE BEST. one Sar ER NIUE ee eeereP Fase Sapper Aas. eee se t at Sates busy at the office AND HOSS AND A The Feed Spe uate strength or j ves eh : ei pre ae for an making out bills. I have hung my] papgppoO CLUB WHISKED t Washington, PD. C. | weakness of Sewing Machines. The j hour and a half afterward to get) J thes over chair bz I want 2 y we | Double Feed combined with other Mme Dary even with him. Retene ryt: paepdeety at mete Bin oad —— strong points makes the New Home ‘ J Saas eS | et et oe enn ae Imports Old Str rhs the best Sewing Machine to buy. Studio, "Basement St. Augustines | Papa Foots All the Bills, cieapmanernrigamyceoteas bE As : Lag * Straignt xve Whiskey oe showing the air.| Church, 15th Street bet. L and M.| In Mexico the young men can show| light.” Mr. Jenkins felt that he had BEANDIES, WINES, @D3& i: - sy Write for CIRCULARS ferent ‘Styles ot | N. W. Mon lay and Tuessdty on and| great attention to young ladies, and | bedged against all ine and a tri- ALE, AND STOUT, ETQ + W ines & | iquor aol a pel enomnecmnine Cte 22ad, of September. Hours] gt yery little expense. They are, | amphant smile was upon his face as y ss < | we manufacture and pric: fore purchasing | ¢ ¢98 p.m ¥) “ea ee "| ta took hold of the 9 et and sight- ‘ ; —————————— ‘ efore, te eager ft vite th 6.50 pis .e U. : therefore, quite eager to invite them ok 4 Maas tare: he hen be ees P. 0. BOX 445. ; to theaters, parties, ete. And no Cigars & A Tobacco, THE NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE 60 | renors and bassors afford special | Othe Gn fn che ceeton te that { sarthquaked by a rin: langh and the} BaT/TTMORE, £m ‘nutacturer of fine Cigars ORANGE, MASS. inducement to join Mad a M “Why didn’t Kifth @ : ; ..N. Y., Chicago, IL, Atlanta, G: ‘ _ to join Madame Daly’s| country for the lady’s father to pay | Query from Mrs. Jenin ns agers — Street Northwest, ences i = sa Geeicat chior apply in basement at far pas ans: ina alae Have ad vou take off your hat?” TELEPHOS®: CALL 1576. ~ ashington, D. C. FOR SALE BY i sepia > (riage, supper, ete. ian ~ — 7. \ uM ein econ eae TT orem neato oy