The Washington Bee Newspaper, August 2, 1902, Page 2

They Say. Some people are fools. Good friends are hard to find. The politician South, has lost bis leadership. There are some great me world. : Senator Hanna is the winning man. There will be & shaking up in the dry bones. The democratic party is prepar- ng for the fight. Col. Bryan will give them trou- dle. President Roosevelt has a good opinion of the Wizzard. Some men like others because they can be used. The world is full of ain, The southern politicians have to take a back seat. When yon think you are doing the best you are doing nothi1 Your pretended friends will stab you in the back. Ta there ta he Po U telored attorneys Don’t nase vour friends and tend that vou don’t see them. You mav need them some day when yon are in trouble The man who knows & friend will keephim. Don’t be carried away by fares. The truest friend isthe one when you need him. Speak the truth always and then you will have no cause to fear. m in the will nity among The man who comes to yeu with @ tale is a deceiver. The truth is easy to tell when you are honest. Speak well of your friends. This isa world in which good men shonld aet. Dr. J H: M. Wearing, and Dr. Brnee Evans would make good guperint: ndents of theschools. The Board af Education could do something for the peonle. Who will be the next presidential nominee. Prof. Booker T. Washington ought to give the country a rest. Let as live in peace. Who leads the necro? Washington the Wizzard of the South. Has the negro a leader. Why certainly. Is the race in need of a leader? Ifvon are right don’t fail to act and you Friendship is a jewel should never lose it. Think of those friends. The colored commission is dead. The bill is a dead letter. There are lots of puddle dogs in this city, If you have never seen & _ficeg dog liston when he barks at THF BRE. Only small dogs bark at THE Ber. They are harmless. They must bark at big things to let other dogs know that they are alive. who are your| Keen Observation, | “Do you know anything about the | People who have moved next door?” Bhe inquired. “Not much,” he answered; “except | that their honeymoon is not yet over.” “How did you find that out?” “By observing. it was raining when he came home this evening, but she did Bot n e him stop at the front door to wipe his feet.”"—Washington Star. What He Would Need. “My friend,” exclaimed the eloquent minister, “were the averag? man to turn and look himself squarely in the eyes and ask himself what he really needed most, what would be the first reply suggested to his mind?” “A rubber neck!” shouted the preco eious urchin in the rear of the room Tit-Bi-s. ie ese ee !are not their TOLD ABOUT LOVERS, | Story of a Girl Who Eloped in Stocking Feet. Pennsylvania Man Left His Pretty Young Wife to Ran Away with Her Mother—Cupid Seored a Triamph. Troubles, erts a writer in the Cincinnati Tribune, seems to be the} lot of a great many lovers. Surely | no one would be so daring as to de- | clare that all persons, whose hearts} own, are constantly beset by vexatious incidents, yet one needs only to look about. to learn that love and bliss are not neces- sarily analogous. Some of the trou- bles of lovers—many of them, in fact —are only slight, but they knit the brow and produce worry, neverthe- less, and that is why the world should, as a matter of common jus- tice, love a lover. An incident occurring recently in| Charlotte, Tenn., goes to prove the assertion that love is not all roses. Robert Sutherland and Miss Lorena Foster wanted to get married, and, as is sometimes the case, the girl's parents Naturally, this made no difference, for the modern couple is not disposed to waste time in securing the parental blessing. Sutherland and Miss Foster eloped in the middle of the night, and, as might be expected, they were in a great hurry when they left the Fos- ter homestead. In her excitement the bride forgot her shoes—a fool-; ish thing for her to do, but she did it—and when she and Sutherland presented themselves at the squire’s office they decided it would be bad luck for the girl to be married in her stocking feet. Here John § of the groom objected. erland, a brother , stepped in and offered to ret to the Foster home and recover the shoes. It was then five o'clock in the morning, but ' the young man surmmoned courage , to his aid and set out for the Fos- ter’s. When he arrived there Mon- roe Foster, father of the bride, was E FENCE, | to his garden} been de-| rhe earried a snotgun dat bully, } an’ he must be foun’.” erland, the hero, heard also saw ernous barrels. He was then with- | in a few yards of the house, bent | upon securing Miss Foster's shoes. | It occurred to him that he might be mistaken for the bully, and without out he faced about and established a new world’s record for a 200 yards dash, with aj leap over a six-foot tight board} fence at the end of the course. But the wedding took place, even with- out the sh that what Talk lover! stopping to reason it which goes to show don't lovers happens to them. world Think of this case reported Thomas Jones | the other was to | his wife. It their second at-} tempt, and Mrs. Jones, although but 20 years of age, has even a better| than that. She has been} twice legally divorced and four times | legally married to two different men, | which to show that you} | absolutely care about the loving aj from Scottville, Ky. evening marr was record also goes never can tell. But this in the same cate- gory with what happened to George | Sangfoss, of Larksville, Pa., and it ap- isn't trouble, although in the light of tra- dition it is rather difficult to compre- hend his case. In reality he played} tag with tradition, for he eloped with | his mother-in-law. and the funny part of it is that when George and his wife began housekeep- | ing five years ago, Mrs. Hestus made | herself so disagreeablethat the young people were forced to divide their time between their own home and the/ homes of neighbors. This condition of affairs continued until a year ago, when Sangfoss began to tolerate the| old woman and finally east longing! glances at her across the dinner table. | At this juncture Mrs. Sangfoss made a big mistake She supposed that George and her mother were just be-| coming acclimated and didn’t coon venture a guess at the real state of} affairs until she woke up one morning! and found this note: i “Dearest Wife: I am gone. 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It had forced its way into the cellar and tackled a keg of hard Ir usted with its lapse Mr. Cable drove it out into b that was accomplished i ® the yard—a a huge beast armed with a big fence down in the dusty pat About | with herr acteristics anyway, she atall, becz — —= WHEN MEN PROposp. a i They All Have Sheepish y Look Absurdly Sjj\y SA Une Girl, Who Ought to Kk Mow Various Sorts of ); Telly tures Pop the Mome, Question A girl who can n young, and who courted and freq vinced that the ways of as numerous as are the of men who prop suitors classifie« the class to which “Some propose f if they invited you of matrimon eago Tribune. preparing to he for an answer were only foo mean what they + ers, straightforw orable, who take grace that they win y liking even if they ca love. “Many men propose some sneak back sofa, while others sta though they were inter a business propos little difference wha lects to propose funny. Men h dazzled expres tions t < been struck right bet wee they believe science strikes somewhe “Only o has a man proposing to me. This white duck trousers during u escende were walking. H spanked him hz When he got up black spot on each knee “The length of time to propose, after he has t et the irl is simple, z Few wom mportant w tands the n ise all -| only after the stove had been upset \™0St! ball and a lot of dishes wrecked. An hour [S20 love wih e¢ later the engineer of an Erie train saw | ™*" ¥?° . really desper \ urry me?” Th stake sitting on the track a few y yes m ahead of his engine. It was too j ne de : 1 be to stop the train, the en wih the } They make ay j turned on a full head of steam and | went ahed The engine struck Bruin | squarely amidships, and, to the engi- neer’s surprise. the bear landed safely on the pilot, where it clung to the sig- nal flagstaff and was carried to the next stopping place. When the train slowed down the bear jumped off and trotted back home. Bruin is still stopping at Farmer Cable’s, but the latter says he will wait | only one week more for the return of its owner and the liquidation of his | | bill. “If he doesn’t show up Monday week,” said Cable the other night. Ss neighbors will have plenty of bear steak to eat. I don’t want any more bear boarders.” . “And no more do I.” said Mrs, Cable. “I allus thought Jim was out he’s fallen from gr. amazin’ sort of way.” s a good bear, . ‘ace in a most Cats and Their Toitet. Cats make the most careful toilet of acy animals, excepting some of the opossums. J.ions and tigers wash themselves lke the cat, wetting the dark, india rubter-tike ball of the fore- foot and the inner toe and passing to | the face and behind the ears. The foot | is thus a face spenge and brush, and | the rough tongue combs the rest of) the body. | Has Lost Faith in Prayer, A certain Brooklyn girl-has doubte - Of the existence of God, because He fefused to answer her prayer. For three weeks she prayed earn stly, night ard morning, and this was her prayer: “Oh, Lord, make meetylish— make me very stylish. Set all the young men wild over me!” right away ean tel before he does low you abou admiring, adoring w | “there'll be a dead bear here, and my bis ideal of a womar Some men pri posed to E money world amazement, they sai been recommended to the preventive against chole first they took it with they took it without water, + * they took it like water. You can’t f “There aren that a h mu with ometimes he drops upposes seems § heir bank b be enough? The only way t or re Three Steps to Perditioe An intimate frienc w Upe —_—