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of lite? acquired. ) & teu “he’ and johis of the Victorian past; print- Five lutions for the husband, five for the wife, conform to our American ideal’ of a fifty-fifty marriage. Now, then— She Resolves— 1. To omit the catechism that is the father of lies—and liars. ‘The woman who “wants to know" Wife who knows least. Asking here he got it?” or “Who turns him automatically into a perjurer. Leave him alone and ‘he'll tell more than you can ever ex- tract with the thumbscrews of curl+ osity, ~ 2. To leave “acenes” to prima donnas. / When a wife becomes melodramatic @ husband yearns to ring down the curtain on matrimony. Ranting and ‘weeping irritate his nerves iustoad of touching his heart. & To keep her troubles to herself. Managing the maid {8 her business; Managing the bookkeeper, his. He @oesn't talk shop woes; why should he? f, To remember that a husband is neither a messenger boy nor a bell- heb: « » And the domestic servant may be vanishing, but it isn’t « husband's $0 to take her place. 5. Te ‘be amusing. No man willingly divorces, or is | divorced by the woman who, with all her faults, NEVER bores him! % “He Reso!lves— 4, To be neither a trampler nor a worm, ee Bvery wite detests the conjugal Dully—and despises the meck hus- band, There is a happy medium. & To remember that all work and no play make a husband a dull boy. If a man is married to his business he hes no eight to commit bigamy by marrying a woman. Cash is not ade- quate compensation for the lack ef a husband's companionship. 3. To give his wife’s intelligence the benefit of the doubt. ‘ Sbe might even be able to under- siand why his incdme is less this year, Try her! 4. To let courtesy, like charity, be- gin et home. Reading the paper at the breakfast table without even an apology, end- {uy an argument with a snarl of flat contradiction, are little tricks which make aby woman wonder w sho it once Bs Te eay “I love you’ at | a waek. . ‘The American husband is buck-shy of there three simple monosyllables. Yet they would do moro to preserve the peace of home than a cartload of , flowers or a ton of chocolutes—and they are s0 much cheaper! peogeetipecinnceme Famous Women MADAME DE LA SUZE. ENRIETTA COLIGNY DP LA SUZH was the daughter of Mareshal de Coligny. She was Porn in 1613 and was one of the most [> admired poetesses of her day. Noth- img, however, could exceed the want of order in which this gifted woman lived, nor her apathetic negligence of her affairs, Ono morning, at eight \ w'elook, her household goods wero beised for debt. She was not up, and she begged the officer on duty to al- Jow her. to sleep a few hours longer, as she had been up late the night be- fore, He granted her request and ook @ seat in the ante-room. She slept comfortably until ten, when sho arose, dressed herself for a dinner party, Walked into the officer, thanked gn4 complimented him for his polite- ness and good manners and coolly adding, “! leave you master of every- thing,"’ she went out. Sho and her husband lived very un- happily, Sho obtained a divorce from him at the sacrifice of a large sum of paoney, and died in 1673, ‘ . £2 For the Husband— And For the Wife , By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. , Copyright, 1922 ‘(ew York Evening World), Press Publishing Company. RE there New Year's resolutions which may give marriage a new lease them on tlie heart would suffice. ¢ « T believe so, I believe that matrimonial unhappiness is often duc, met to any tremendous treachery or unforgivable brutality but simply to bad f . habits which husband or wife, or both, insensibly have I have formed this conclusion after discussing modern marriage and Its problems with thoughtful men and women fn interviews for The Evening World, after reading letters in which Evening Wofld readers confess their domestic troubles, after observing husbands and wives of my acquaintance. When the bells of the New Year "Ring out the old, ring in the new, ring out the false, ring in the true,” it is traditionally the season. for making the fresh start, turning over the new leaf, swearing off the bad old habit. Why should not husbands und wives take advantage of the time-honored ceremony? tions, like charity, begin at home? ar be.it from this writer to offer any panacea for the mal. ‘happy New Year for many married couples, in my opinion, if both “ghe” should pass—and keep—certain resotations. ®ary to frame them, like “God bless our home’ ses of matrimony. How tv Roast a Pig For Your New Year’s. Dinner HOOSE a plump, soft-boned C pig, three to six weeks old and recently butchered. Wash it in warm water and if there is any odor at all wash it in a solution of water and baking soda for five minutes, being es- pecially careful to cleanse the throat, eye socket, &c., with a cloth-covered skewer. Then wash in clear cold water and wipe the inside. Stuff the pig to its natural size with mashed potatoes or any preferred dressing. Rub with melted butter and sprinkle with flour, salt and pepper; bend the forefeet backward from the knee and the back feet forward; place r potato in the mouth; roast in moderate. oven uftil thoroughly done—this usually requires about two and a. half hours. If roasted In an open pan, baste frequently after first half hour, It may be necessary the ears and tail with oiled paper to keep them from becoming too crisp. A favorite pig stuffing is made by mixing two cupfuls of bread crumbs with one cupful bolled or blanched chestnuts, a tart apple, a small onion and one cup celery, all chopped fine. Add one cup seeded raisins, two tablespoonfuls melted butter, salt and pepper to taste and sufficient milk to moisten. ‘The small roast pig is usually served in a decorative form, Set it on a bed of parsley, water- cress or celery tops. Place a string of cranberries around the neck and place sprigs of caull- flower or a lemon in the mouth. Put sweet potato croquettes or small roasted potatoes around the pis. to cover dust pul dowre 1925 Why may not good reso- universal But it might be It is hot néces- and the other benign sug- THE KIDDIE CARTOONIST And Poisoned Tongues By Sophie Irene Loeb Copyright, 1922 (New York, Evening World) Fress Publishing Company VER in France a woman, Mile. Angele Laval, has been found guilty of writing anonymous letters and was sentenced the other day to a month’s impris- onment, besides being ordered to pay costs and 208 francs damages to each complain- ant, This is as it should be. And besides this pun- ishment, such a woman should re- ceive absent treatment from all who know her until she has become fully repentant and got the venom out of her system, For it is just that. And, in passing, at this season of the year it might be worth while for each of us to take even the faintest trace of such poison out of otr own systems and make a resolve with our- selves to eliminate all vestige of poison tongues and poison pens. The old Chinese injunction, "See not, hear not, speak not evil of any one," if actually taken to heart would do away with all the suffer- ings of the world-at-large to-day. It is bad enough to say something unkind or write it over your own sig- nature, but to do it surreptitiously and anonymously, to me, is the un- pardonable sin in the social scheme. The person that writes an anony- mous letter or speaks malicious words has only one object in view—revenge. Every person who writes such a letter has “malice aforethought’’ in his make-up and his one motive is—re- venge. The same is true with one who spreads malevolent murmurings about another. There is the same reason— revenge. Every one of these people try to ease their conscience with the idea that they are giving information’ that some interested one should know and therefore they have constituted them- selves the one to present the bad business. But ‘in every case, and I make no exception, the individual who hasn't got the nerve to sign his name to.a writing or passes a communication by word of mouth without telling that he or she is the author of it has an ulterlor motive—revenge If such a person doesn't believe it, then let him search deep and he or she will always find that he is jealous or covetous, and that is the one rea- son for doing such qn act. Somewhere in their make-up there is a cruel streak that seeks satisfac- tion in poison tongues and poison pens. More misery, more broken lives, have been caused by these des- pleable characters than can be esti- mated. But a new day is dawning. We are all learning more about such people and realizing what their aim and game is. I know many, many people that shut out of their lives any friend who shows the first symptoms of such a disease—for it is just that. In the mean time, since we can't put them just where they belong, the one thing we can do to the person who speaks evil and writes evil is, in eom- mon parlance, to ‘‘cut them out” wherever we find them and at least give them the ‘cold shoulder’ of our © disapproval. This arrangerent, 2S you See. It is the year thats Drawing near Now add the marks thal you see here. Ther to the lefé side of thal adt All these lines or your slate or pat This 1s the hardest lessor yet But you car do ze. Iwill bet Reverse and Fzther Time youll see, Made fron that L928. Cope, 1922 (M. ¥. Rive. Werld) Pree Pub Co. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29, Can You Beat I t! ‘Trade Mark Reg, U. 8. Pat. Off. Ye: é Ut ME HE’ iE CLERK TOLD D CHANGE'EN IF THEY DION'T- FIT,_/ T HAVEN 'T- THE | CAN'T LEAVE Uy BABY’, LOS By Roy L. Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening HY, hello, old mat ex- claimed a familiar voice, “W and as Mr. Jarr turned to see who it was he was greeted with a resounding smack on the back just where he had a sore spot from a re- cent touch of rheumatic cold. “Hello, Jas Silver!" said Mr, Jarr, concealing his physical anguish as much as he could. ‘How be you?" “Birst rate!'’ exclaimed dashing Jack Silver, an old chum of Mr. Jarr —a bachelor chum. “And how are the kiddies, and how is the good wife?’ Baohelor friends always ask after the family; not that they care, but it makes “Oh, the are all fine!" 1 Mr. Jarr proudly. “You wouldn't know idy little boy, he's grown so. As dashing Jack Silver had neve id any attention to the child in question, there was no doubt but what he wouldn't haye known him at all. But this evidently didn't occur to either Mr. Silver or Mr. Jarr “T must come and look them over!" sald Mr. Silver eagerly. “By George, old man, there's nothing like ch Gren! A man that has six children {s worth six millions; yes, wixty mil lions!" he added cmphatically. “Glad you think wo,"’ said Mr. Jarr “Of course, as the saying | 1 wouldn't part with one for a million.” “Now, look here,” said the triendly Silver. "I haven't anything on for this*evening. You come up to my tte place and share a bachelor's It'll be dinner, Telephone the wife. all right when she knows it's mi So Mr, Jarr telephoned bride. “Just met Jack Silve he said. > wants mo to take dinner wit! ‘Oh, ‘THAT fellow!'? said M Jatr over the phone “ET thought you'd given up THAT kind of com- pany. But it's a pity he can't come up to the house. We could send for Emma Tutwiler to come over; she'd be just the girl for that Jack Silver. Bhe'd tiake him settle down. “Some other time,” said Mr. Jarr. And having extorted a reluctant con- sent from his wife, he set out with Silver to spend the evening Silver had bachelor apartments Silver had a valet. They arrived nt the apartments, and the valet tet them in. Then he noiselessly brought in excellent cigars and a cold botti of champagne—yes, champagne, and these days! “My wife ofte n wondered you n r marrie suld Mr, Jarr, glancing around the luxuriously furnished place L couldn't afford it," said Silver, y OSB ee EIS FAR AWAY )| WASRES The Jarr Family. GIVE EN ONE {ZL Go AND CHANGE 'E/7 McCardell World), Press Publishing Company. “Of course, if I could have got a wife like you have, old man, it would have been different. ‘There's a woman. for you!" As Mr, Silver said the words he flicked his cigar ashes on a costly rug and put lls feet up on the piano, two things Mr, Jarr was never pers miited Mr, Jarr admitted that it must be a little lonely, but suggested that Sil ver had plenty of company, and Sil- ver admitted that when he had no party at his place he went where parties were, Then they had dinner together in lonely state and parted, utterly bored with each other fellow!" said Silver to him self If {d married I'd been like that! “Poor devil!" said Mr. Jarr, as he walked away, “if [ hadn't married I'd have been like that!"* And the thought was great comfort to them both, book You ‘Bui By Doris Doscher pyrleht, 1922 ¢ York, Evoning World) @ Conia EAR Miss Doscher: 1 am a girl of seventeen, 5 feet 2 inches tall. 1 would like to grow a few inches. Would Be very thankful to you if you can tell me how this could be done Also how much should | weigh? K. 8. sieht The height can be increased about an inch by that exercise Umber tho & spine, such as chinning Remember, that if bit when you decrease the bar, stoop sit or you slightest you your hoight your position very carefully. Dear Miss Doscher: walk So watch 1 am seventeen years old, five t five inches tall and weigh one hundred and five pounds. How much underweight am | Also please tell me what is good for enlarged pores. A. G. Probably eason you are under- weight is cause you have gained y full height so rapidly. With a little extra care in the m r of diet and suM™cient sleep and reat, you will be able to mut on your extra weight, Seud self-addressed envelope for the other instructions, I DON'T WANT JOHN \( 70 PUT YoU 70 ALL THIS TROUBLE LOVE To Do ir I BOUGHT'EN INA LITLE STORE AROUND THE CORNER FR Baby in AC (New York Evening Copyright, THE FA0TEL WHERE WE a Barrel b You Can Make at Home. World), Press Publishing Company. GOOD clean barrel, somo cre- A padding or a goft quilt lining and a can of white paint. ‘Then get ur carpenter to aw out two wooden horses and there tonne and for you have a crib for baby that not only fills every requirement but Is also different. It was devised by an ingenious person to meet a shortage of facilities in a California baby hos- pital Kitchenette Kinks Copyright, 1923 York Evening PREVENTS DISHES CHIPPING. fT was dificult to prevent chipping | dishes on the porcelain enameled d :Mxed to my sink, until inboard I bought a wire basket, such as Is used to hold mull on office desks, which I keep on the drainboard to hold the wet dishes ea SOAK NEW CLOTHESPINS. Lefore using new clothespins, put them in # basin and cover with boil- ing water, Let soak for at least 30 minutes, and the loss from pins split- ting will be ve small M. C. CRACKER DUST HABIT. A good habit to cultivate is that of having & pan in the warming ove in which odd serups.of bread may be put and led for future use bread crumb: G, De L, WRING MOP WITH PAIL BAIL. Many hgusewives who cling to the old-fashioned mop, with its healthy om Evening World Reade: World), Press Publishing Company. Awish and scope, nevertheless tind the wringing rather a nuisance, Try squeezing out the water between the side and the firmly held handle of the pail. A few trials, and you tan regu- lute the amount of moisture you wish the mop to contain without the least trouble AR CALLING CARD DOUGH SCRAPER I save all invitation or visiting cards and keep them in the same place so as to have one handy while baking ake. With it [ take the last of the dough out of the mixing bowl, Using & spoon takes much longer and does not work as well 3G USE DUMBWAITER. Instead cf leaving my sink brush and shovel in the corner of the sink I keep them on a nail on the inside of the dumbwaiter door, I also have hanging out there a bag for a dust- cloth, & bag for cord and @ nail for the second dishcloth of soft outing fanny), FY, x By Caroline Crawford Copyright, 1922 (New York Worle) sili Publishing Gompangs You Can Begin Reading This Story To-Day Jessle Jackson and oe Spartincat’ Neustee bat "Sid “get their love until: he re fall moved te the ontartes iS ae ieee Sleek a sarvive tem The Future SSI and Peter looked into the future with that calm, smooth, de- lightful smugness which engaged couples son acquite. They pictured a little home with its living foom, dining room, kitchenette and dream room for two much along the line of that most popular ‘Love Nest’ song. “Let's see, how long will it be bo- fore. we can have this home?” asked Peter as he laid down his pipe and drew forth a notekook and pencil. “How much do you get, Jessie?” “Elghteen a week. “Added to my forty, that makes fifty-eight per,’ he said. “Well, if we save one-half of what we make im one year we'll have quite @ nest \ ege and by that time I'll have a raise and we'll get married.” “But we won't be of age,” laughed Jessie. “You are only nineteen and I'm just elghteen. It would be so mueh better to walt until you can vote.’* You want to do a little voting yourself, too, don't you? But, tell me Jessie, do you think you'll make a better wife when you reach the voting ago than you would right now?" “Of course I don't, Peterkins, only I'm thinking about what people will say. We're nothing but kids, and will still be in that class next year, but if | we walt until we're twenty-one /peo- ple will respect our marriage and see that we are old enough to know our own minds." « “People or not, I'm planning on a wedding for next year," announced Peter, and refilled his pipe. “Do you want the living room done in old rose or peacock bite?’ ‘the asked, blowing out a hasy cloud of smoke, Oh, Peter, you're “Pink or blue?"* frightfully behind the times! Of Don't You ‘fem r course our living room will be and browns. took a course in home decoration the last year at high school?" . | “All right; tan and brown,’'. hi readily assented. ‘Now about the dining room. Shall it be oak or ma- hogany?"" ' And so hey planned and schemed en to the tea roses for the garden and whether they would have a Bos- ton brindle or collie, While they were holding a tather heated argument over the type of dog they were to initiate into their future home Jessie’s father appeared in the doorway with an enormous, pompous- looking, middle-aged man. He wore a fur coat, great Stetson hat, spate and carried a gold-handled cans, “Your Uncle Bill,” announced Mr. “Uncle Bill of Evanston, Jessie gave a little gasp of surprise, Sho had heard of Uncle Bill, the bachelor millionaire of the family, all her life. Now he was actually before her, this great Western uncle of hers who formerly meant French dolls, wrist watches and large Christmas checks. “Uncle Bill!” she cried running to his arms while he kept calling her his “darling little niece of the Kast." Later Peter Manton was presented ‘to Uncle Bill, but the great Western- cast a haughty glance at the clean aven, pink-cheeked fellow who was calling upon his “darling little niece of the East.” Peter knew there was to be a big family reunion and politely prepared to leave the Jackson home, but in the vestibule he held out @ Limp hand to Jessic as he said: “This ts going to be a blow to us Jessie, Your millionaire Western uncle has no use for me and he is all eycs for you.” To-morrow—Uncle Bill of Wyoming, Random Facts The world's record for the deepest mine, held by Brasil with one 6,426 feet in depth, ts threatened by South Africa, ¢ one ts planned to go down feet. « ae According to an English au- thority, more than two-thirds of tite rubber produced in the world is being manufactured into tires of various kinds, More than 1,300 United States patents have been granted for button manufacturing ' -ocesses. 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