The evening world. Newspaper, December 6, 1922, Page 28

| | STAT SNR SEM ERTS T' 1 do not Uve in Mexico, year, Where fights occur when water's low.| gpain—Annual crop of Spanish But tf 1 did 1 wouldn't scrap Bo long as other liquids were on tap,| ment to U. 8, A. Destitute bull fight- Evening By Bide Dudley Condition By Neal O'Hara Copyright, 1012 (New York Mvening World) Press Pubilehing Co. 7 » 1083, by The Preee Rubtishing ne ) o 50. e New York L EB may be found in ev'ry] oy seview ot world clime, W news conditions revenls sweet The man who knocks the game. ubysa of prosperity % merce couldn't be any better tf In any land, at any time, Babson was humming Coue's hypo- .|dermio poem, Day by day, in every The man who knocks the game; yore tecie like @ cinch for the A chronic kicker, one who would | stockholders. Here are our own re- . . por om trained experts staggoriny jagetheansn Nporkeh gia OM CO cathems knows it all—that’s under- tood CHINA— Sixteen thousand new - Iauundries tomsed open. Rice being The man who knocks the game. |"ushed to New York to take on of wedding trade, Chinose barbers strike He's nothing, as a rule, at stake, {for superior wages, demanding 2% vs "loents per queue. With autuma here, ‘The man who knocks the game; |ian inves are fading from green to But still he kicks for trouble’s black and falling to 14 cents a pound sake, HUNGARY —Goulanh factories The man who knocks the game. churning at half epeed. Government printeries working overtime making Jest let him grow! and let him |kronon. Day by day, in every denom! roar, nation, they are getting worse and moro of ‘om. n Ga 18 5 id will move, it's moved ALASKA—Snow shoveling indus- before, try reaches highest peak Instal- Bo do your boosting and ignore | mont furniture houses raking In the blubber as newlyweds start igloo- The man who knocks the game. | xooping. ; JAVA—Coffee milly grinding twon- Why, of Course! ty-four hours a day. Over 80 per A nervous little woman stepped up| cont. of population engaged in bean work, Ticket scalpers swamped with to the box office of tho Times Bauare | osorg for annul Mocha-Java game ‘Thoatre yesterday afternoon and said to Treasurer Harvey Phillips; | SWITZERLAND —Cheeso makers “I want a seat.” demand larger holes and less work. Rest of country rushed with work, “Where would you like to Bave} with possiblo exception of Max Oser MP he asked politely. tj »| TURKEY —Business rotten. It Bee eee mere smi Bane, looks Iike a tough Christmas In the game the reply. “Where did you] harem. think I wanted 1 JAPAN — Japanese Rolling Ball aed Academy graduates 18,500,000 stu- OBSERVATIONS. dents. Coney Island gots quota of 1,700,000 and even 1,000,000 are tick- A Britisher has opened a achool | oi44 for Atiantic City, Continued rain for steeplejacks. A high school, We! gemoralizes Jap parasol industry. presume, Half of nationaj output will be ex- Burglars haye robbed Druggtst} Ported to America to accommodate Dreyfuss of No. 231 Second Avenue | ¥!"? walking trade, twelve times. Apparently it'sahabit.|] SWEDEN—®ki jumpers, Fjord A monkey was shot near Babylon,|@gonts and Swedish cooks on strike 8 “ Bafety matchmakers refuse to strike. L, |, for hugging a married woman. |earety matches refuse to atrike also. Monkey business of this kind {s al-| On1y Swedish matches that are any Ways dangerous. good are those between wrestlers and Devoe, the Hackensack weather | symnasts. prophet, predicts a hot December.} GHILI—Con Carney declares 500 But don’t give up wrangling with the] per cent. stock divid coal man just because of Devoe, ARABIA — Department of Com- merce statistics indicate 365 Arabian nights will be turned out im 1922) Larger output 1s looked for next leap Day Dreams. Influenza ts being harvested for ship- ers waving red flags and auctioning off their bulls, TELEPHONE LOVE. BELGIUM—Bolgian Hares, Un- Mary Dingle did not know the |limited, opened with 2 and closed girl, but it made little difference, | with 6,290,765. Brussele Sproute Sho was in trouble and the great | ¢{100E hen, market opened and st heart of the telephone operator Was touched. Sorrow in a AUSTRALIA—With elections in an dike mushrooms in potato than doubled this year. salad, and Mary was not un- word, she was sure, would litt |™PP!ving demand for Siamese twins, the girl from ber slough of de- spond and possibly put a lot of devilish pep into her. Mary did not hesitate “Well, girl!” RUSSIA-—Everything quiet in vod- ka zone till Isadora Duncan comes back to dance on the steppes HAWAII— Failure of new-mown hay crop results in terrible shortage ie . of skirts, Market glutted with slght- Mary wasspcaiing. She hoped | seers, telescopes and scythes. Lawn- to get a reply. mowers selling for more than fily- “Yes?” vers. ‘The girl had answered tn the THAUYaLLAUbary: work era: starving affirmative. as Fascist! put on black shirts. Nea- “Are you in trouble?” politan ice-cream workers start send- In soothing tone Mary thus |!n& Black Hand bombs to eskimo ple asked her if she was in trouble, | ™*snstes What would have happened had FRANCE—Business getting better the gir! answered differently may [every day as Ganna Walska con- y 4 tinues shopping tour. Outlook still marae ibe known. But she didn't. Jinighter for 1928, when Peggy Hop- Sure thing! kins is slated to return, ‘The answer was typical of the ri broken-hearted female. Mary | GIBRALTAR — Six regi s sign painters go to work M was {na quandary. The girl |icinting Rock of Gibraltar. apparently was friendly, and yet | branch of Anti-Saloon League protests there was that certain some- |*trength of Gibraitar, Will instet that thing in her manner that seemed |" sie hia Ree thar: BUA OR Sane will be Ingal. to spell mystery “Tam going bome. Will you | SOUTH SEA ISLANDS-—Ninvty. lenena 4 bi eight per cent. of natives hard at i my house and live a8 |work waiting for next eclipse of my sister? My mother will wel- moon. come you and my father will have to be nice.” Mary was speaking again. She Who emiles when he's handed a leking. eet eens een RMT oY, U6 Ota WER ee In the Pink || P SAY, BEE — LooKs LiKE WELL. Be N Luck This: WINTER.— o1 man SHRWVEL “TURNED UP AGAIN “TODAY— HE. “TQ0K ME Out ToD LUNCH ! WANT “TO BARN a ) & CENT, MARY ; Ten HAVE A LETTER | You To MAL | IN A MINUTE - ce FRITZI RITZ OH DEAR ME YES! “Teppr's A SIAM—Large orders from sideshow MARVELOUS sot! WE HAS usual in this respect. A kindly |#Md circus trade keep natives busy SEVERAL MEDAS FOR SHOoTING!) ME YOUR FATHERS {a 7 IF 1 CAN'T —THis worn) lO LEND You His RAceR! BE AN AWFUL Time To 5 CAN ‘You DRIVE it ? was afraid the girl might think her tusincere, so to prove she was pot making fun of « serious eitua@on she kicked her in the back, “There, dear!" sald Mary, “How nice!” replied the poor girl But there was something fo her tone that made {t appar- ey she didn't mean quite that Tt all seemed so absurd. (To Be Continued.) THIS AND THAT. ‘Valter Winchell, the Vaudeville News poet, has sent us a rhyme which ‘s of the sort we like. Here's the very rhyme: Oh, show me the man who can losejon West Slet Street when a Negro} ing the Southern Negro bas for opos:| Inquisitive, "What the devil named Tom came along. ,He has‘ eum, “thie with @ grin Oh, make me acquainted with men who don't win, Who swallow defeat without ktck- ing They say that ewoceas comes to losers who laugh When Fate with Metr hearts starts to juggle. But fatlures like me cannot sind time to chaff, We're too occupied with the strug gle. Life tn a big city like New York often robs the Negro of his natural leanings. Yesterday we hed just read the story of a policeman who captured an opossum tn a backyard New York |ghatt” The Evening World Comics | | The Eveni — ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat, Off. TERRIBLY FROM NeERveES! |e MAL-Box / 16 "RIGHT AT 4 — CORNER. SS HA! | GUESS YoU THINK Pay eet Loe We BEEN TRY’ To HIT THIS “TARGET FOR A HALF-HOUR AND EVERY BULLET HAS PASSED IT AND WENT INTO RIFLE AND ILL Go oO “THE FENCE |! IN YOUR BACK YARD AND stow You! ] FIND OUT! 5 AW You'RE ALWAYS ‘KNOCKIN! SURIWEL — Ou OUGHTA BEL INTERESTED IN HiM — Gosh, He's GOT MORE poueH “THAN HE Trade Mark eg. U 8. Pat, off. obey lwuy x NEVER “HauGHT ‘You hei: Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. Ther'vE Got “TONS OF money AND THEY TAK® Tie Greatest PAINS ‘To LET YOU KNOw (tt — Tey MAKE ME “TiRED ! WELL! 4 Go¥ “Tats Comectep,A MILLION BERRIES HAS @OF A RIGHT TD BARK Now'N en AIN'T HE? AND IF HELPING HAM ON WITH HIS CoAT ONE. IN AWHILE FETCHES US A TRIP To THE OPERA IN HIS ROLLS- ROYCR, LUMOUSINE ('M GONNA Be ouT There with tus COAT Mit ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. S. Pat. Off, CAREY WHITTINGTON, “Signs” Is a “Dumb” Language Anyway ! &4 Y Tue: CANT Y'READ SIGNS ? THAT \Roap is CLoseD! a Fey. 1022 (N.Y. Brn. Worl) By Prone yb Go you like to have it? To suggest that the Chicago fail] “A “possum?” he replied, genutnely| Oculfata’ Club, which is to have is] @& dance soon, might not like it ‘ if you called it an eye bell A r New York since his necond | ec . come —~ a Med fm New York stnce his second} cop captured a ‘possum. iow would] AND NOW PERMIT US | EPIGRAMS OF AN OFFICE BOY. | tomer in site. It's a good ting telerphones aln got no conshunces A bilyus boss makes a dispeptic soon gets on de firin’ line busin MAHOGANY desk don’t moke a magnate.. De office “solger"’ When de boss smiles dere’s a rkus- (Closed tvEVe! \ | |THE CAR FounD IT f 7 Wide OPEN » i ad bookkee, t overtime, star iVetimet’ pegin y jomethin' attractwe even in 4—Boston <a oe