The evening world. Newspaper, November 28, 1922, Page 28

Up In The Air ew York Evening World) Press, Publishing Co. SHE,” said the pilot, “that the school authorities in a New Jersey town not far from New Brunswick are engaged in a crusade to force left-handed pupils to write with theif right hands.” “It's a sign of the times,” re- marked the observer, “You mustn't do anything that gives you pleasure, or contentment, or satisfaction, un- less you do it the way the self-con- stituted guardians of the habits of the people think it ougtt to bo done! and,“ot course, if you allow them to, dictate you don't get any pleasure or contentement or walisfaction out, of whatever the thing js all about.’ “We are plinging into an cra of regulation by vonehcads. Unless the vast majority of our citizens who arc sane and have been ratsed to beliove that the chief duty of @ good citizen tt to mind his own business wake up and begin to meddle in the dusi- ness of the minority morons with re- form compleccs, this country will not got home from school to- day, * On the train at three, ‘Mere to spend Thanksgivin’ week ‘With his ma an’ me. ow we ain’t very glad That he’s home ag’in, 5 ain’t braggin’ *bout the fact 3 That the boy’s our kin. itect him when he left? "> He showed signs of sense, SThey wuz wrong; Joe’s got to be ‘One of them there gents, ‘Panis look like a checkerboard, |. Stand-ip collar—gee! Little cap stuck on his head, ~ ‘Most too small to see. He’s a sport—that ain't no lie— _ 4. This here Joe of mine, | “Dressed up in them fancy togs, + Thinks he’s pretty fine, ccd . hs of the ana | fothes are all the |om!Y % the laudhing stoc! Be “Bays _ oN civilized world, whtch tt almost ts al- feo A Sie teal SCHOOL Arcaay, but g subject of vldieula in | ee it the college school, Patagonia, Korneo, Senegambia, Bong | -Mebbe, but 1 want to say nd similar territorica thich the |. Joe looks like a fool. missionarics have not yet, sueceeded "For the present we won't fight in completely reforming of depopulat- Por Hing." He ain't home-for long, “it started swith Pronibition, ‘The ~ But next summer duds like them Here, will be all wrong, If you see some overalls -) Pollerin’ a hoe, the sun ‘long ’bout July, » Figger they're on Joe. t bs. OBSERVATIONS, « Strategy won fomHarvard, says a ‘Beadline. We thought it was Owen. All we've got to say about Prof. , Tiernan is that he ought to ‘light. i a ‘Kentucky man, while bunting, “ghot bis mother-in-law. The police * But why should the Navy have a ‘Boat if the boys can’t get as full as second tmportant stage of the era is exemplified vy the Ku Kiux Klan Prohibition and tt Ku Klux Ff travel as a team, Each ts cependent on thé other, “Conditions in the South after the Civil War caused the creation of,the Ku Klux Klan. At that time the Prohibition Idea had tender and weak roots in this country. There were many curnest advocates of temper- ance but the idea gf forcing the citl- zent) to use nothing but water as a —E— by only a few fanatics. “Phe, Ku Klux Klan faded away and dig@ in the '70s and the Prohibi- tion Party took its place, Because of the common sense of most of the pedple the Prohibition Party move- + Charlie’ Chaplin never sbouta|Me"t 4'4n’t gain much headway unt Pwarry. It fs so much eiisier to be | Ku Klux Klan methods tt had “i if single, adopted® began to bear fruit. Then the Anti-Snloon Leagie took uy ote work inaugurated in the ‘69s by the Iku Klux Klan—the regulation of the habits and morals of the poople by the force of organized interference. » Jess Willard wants to fight Mloyd Johnson. Maybe it’s the nume that I i him. | |. If a pencil coste 10 cents plus balf ‘Mts price, how much will a pen that] prohibition became a lay, Imme- sells for half the price of the pencil} aiately the old Ku Klux Klan was : revived. Certainly a citizenry that would stand for Prohibition would stand for the Ky Klux Kign! ‘The same spirit and the same class of Old Mother Hubbard, the Prevention of Left-handed Wri ing in Public Schools, and the cru- suding ministers who have the papers delivered at their homes at 5 o'clock every Monday morning keeping step the leaders. “It is time for the majority to meddle, The principle that minding bs mind, narrow enough to shave a frog Been te samt fo: thaoupboard with, aetuates the Prohibitionist and é 4 For turkey to feed her dog, Sam. ene Klansman, j ; But turkeys were high— “with the Klan and the Anti- Too ooatly to buy— Saloon League marching in the van, j ‘And s0 the poor dog dined on ham. the parade of snooping dumbbells is Bas i erage! moving on—the Lord's Day Alliance, the Society for the Regulation of i Faith and Morals, the Association for » Febukes him, ‘with a long BOUp, sof t= mou idewalk and tries rat & boy, who buy his screw ‘The boy looked at ‘Mary, then ‘at the rat. RE f “This is an excellent deadrat,” one’s o1n business ts a cardinal vir- ¥ hee said. tue must be put in cold storage for { _ “What do you want for it?” |@ time. Otherwise laws will ve fe ‘asked Mary, pasecd fizing the style of our clothes, regulating the style of our hair cuts and mghing the offense of remaining away church on Bunday punishable by fine or im- prisonment or both.” “{ see,” said the pilot, “that Mayor Hylan has launched a boom for Will- fam R. Hearst for President.” “The Mayor,” sald the observer, “js inexperienced in national poli- tics, He ought to read a boc a private cireulation entitled H dential Morning Glories | Have Known.’ Gen. Leonard Wood should be able to sond him a copy.” “Two dollars,” Mary scoffed and, turning, ran plump into a policeman. He had Just come from a raid on a cellar and was fecllng Sine. Well, gal, he said, “this is a lovely evening.” Mary was astounded. ‘Yo think fi “B® Policeman should thus com- ‘ on the weather was more | 4) than she could bear. a i ~ “¥es," she replied caustically, perdi from “a-fine, large evenin, A taxicab drew up at the curb, Sid out came Percival O'Toole, of the real sports of the Mary had heard of him. she did not wish to her precocious, trying to eat his bread and mo- lasses. It all seemed s0 absurd. (To Be Continued.) NUTT’S DOPE. “Dear Dud,” writes Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt, special co spondent of this column, “I just got a tip that a Frenchman named George S. Clementine is coming here to try to get the United States to quit using near-yoast. | haven't got the full dogs on it, but | believe he's bringing a tiger with him to make a gift of it to the Zoo up at the Public Library, As to the near-yeast thing, | hear i» mused Mary, “the the beard must be ® beverage by weight of aw was beld]) & ae i The Evening World Comics JOE’S CAR But Jus’ Ty’ same = 1 SEEN » HIM PRABTIONNG Wit HLS PUTTER OM DRUG WEN HE HAD WISDEsK ALL PILED UP AMIE HIGH WiD wok! GEE , BD Bass (5; 4 FUNNY OL BIRD —Ir HE KETCHES MEL BALANCING A RULER ON MY Beak HE “Telus Me 1'm NEVER GONNA BE NOTHIN’ WHEN I’ GROW UP — AHL MY MONTHLY MAIL — GROCERS BiLL, BUICHERS, MILLINERS, DRESSMAKERS, RENT, GAS BELECTRIC BILLS. “TELEPHONE ~x OH? MY MARRED LIFE ‘1S LST ONE DAWGONE BILL |- aerer ANOTHER! * read Mark neg WB: 8. Pat. oft. Two Guys CarteD uP ALREADY DiS*Mornin' AN’ HE AIN'T HERE vit! ——— But Joe Is Grown Up! 7 FELIX OL KID, 1 Suor Th’ LasT NINE HOLES Luke A “BiLL- COLLECTOR" 1S AT e-2 gr. 1922 (N. Y. Eve. World) bs Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Ort. LooKuT “THE “PRESENT MY oP SENT ME _——— » on- HERE'S A | CARD - uery uP. 4 Mom — YE Govs! We BEEN HERE. OW WELL IF You PREFER EE HOURS AND IM LATES 7 WORKING To MY ConPANY TOR ce Y Wow wilt | SOU GET OUTA HERE FRITZ! 2) (TH 8 CARRIE COFFICAKE SAYS IM A Foo} To WORK For FORTY’ PER MONTH, WHEN SHE GeTs SIXTY—- BUT SHE CAN HAVE THE SILVER, XX WANT Comfort! SHE VAS te COOK FoR Sik People. EVERY NIGHT, WHILE THERE ARE ONLY “TWO inbeti¥Y FAMILY ! WHAT Goop IS MONEY IF AGIRL HAS To MAKE A » SUAVE OF HERSELF ? A HOUSE THAT 1S QUARANTINED FOR MEASLES CAN YOU IMAGING STANDING INA Hor KITCHEN ALL DAY, COOKING FoR SIX = PEOPLE PALL I HAFTA Do 1S PUT A PAN ON THE STOVE AN — IT SAYS: “e “TAKE “THAT BUNCH ON Ba TABLE <i, *BuD- a Pop Doesn’t Lack Any Ner Se S| PLEASE WASH SJ AND RETURN? PoP’s DiRTY OLD CLOTHES She Gets a Chance to Do Her Stuff! SET We Tawie FoR ie eee | To-NIGHT, KATINKA- MY FoLKS ARE COMING To SPEND s——— THe WEEK END! pf Pa GONY it's made of hops and France afraid the supply will run short and out off the beer over there 1 he’s going.to, | and her will int yview him for you. The wife / thinks she could make a hit with and we don’t believe tne Zoo will be bettered by any such geo- Graphic specimens, ~As you see got a hunch the tiger gift is just by tho date on this letter, | and him by singing ‘Oui, Oui,’ which, a sort of @ bribe to get us to feel- her are in Bogach for the holi sa French song. | say ing good. Well, let me tel! you, | days. If Clementine Jewish, and | tell her to stick and the wife don’t need any tigers through here, and | understand * f 4, to end Dudley to the Chair.’ s It's political, but it’s got a great swing. By the way, the wife just asked me who | was writid® to, and when J s#ys you, she says to tell you to send $11 for expenses if Clementine gets here. Heatd Zeb Culpepper ask Monte Griggs AND NOW PERMIT US To suggest that, with the sea to-day ‘was him that gave little five-yemr-old Pete Culpep- pér a big Wak cigar to smoke You see, it knocked the socks off | ean af iee-covered sidewalk the kid. “Monte just laughed. a t to dawn, the Amertcan Much excitement, but could learn male refrain from carrying glass nothing,—weff.” on the Hip. 3 A * I @ q D