The evening world. Newspaper, November 25, 1922, Page 12

| | nnn ams SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1922 Day a Real Laugh | | The Evening World Comics ~~. JOE’S CAR Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off “This Particular Saphead” ! i . annem ®% Good & Evening By Bide Dudley JOE 1 WAS TALKING % A f THAT's IT — sopony Ho Lt f s MAN “THIS MORNING “HAT 1 Uthat LvoN'T THIN He'd Can, PARTICULAR aPHRAD bo ui SANE IAL ie, car THINK 1S ONE OF ThE woRsT Home UP ENOUGH “TO Come IN oT Tat HE SHouLy Make * AKING THE KEY OF THe DUMBELLS 4 EVER saw — oF THE Rain! SUCH A STRONG IMPRESSION ON WITH Him ti! You KHOw WHAT | MEAN BY DUMBELL ! 7 fy oe Oepyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) ‘vy Tress Publishing Co. HONESTY BEST POLICY. [ THE streets of a Southern city Aren't Children Dear? HAT portion of the turkey Does every child ask for? T really must advise you If this you does not bore Each youngster wants a drum- stick, Which is the bird's hind limb, Thinking of my childhood, there mot a couple of darkey#, and during the course of their con Versation one ret “Yoxsuh, I's ed dat honesty is de best policy, after arked to the other done “How?” de- manded_ the friend. “You remem- My eyes the tears do dim Seki dat inven . a : dat T took?" My sister's child, Teeney Ricketts, "cghore, 1! pee Declines her face to wash, members." “Woll, suh, T tries fo’ two wh days to sell dat dawg and nobody fers more'n # dollah. So, honest man, 1 goes to de lady owned him an’ she gives mo $3 Philadelphia Ledger. Oh, Teeney,, do be reasonable, To not do it is all bosh. But getting back to the turkey— "Tis lovely, with its gravy, 1 wonder who will win the game— The Army or the Navy! —Ellabelle Mae Doolittle. OBSERVATIONS, And the papers mention him al- Teady as “Lou Hirsch, a composer.” Ob, fame, &c. “Yesterday's snowfall,” writes Ma- ale, “was so slight it was almost snowfall at all.” Perhaps the Mauretania stopped off Ambrose Light merely to let its shadow catch up. It is reported Morence Walton will wed her dancing partner. Good night! Remember the old song, “I Can Dance With Anybody but My Wife"? King Boris of Bulgaria was held up recently, and all the footpads got was $1.35. The man who robs a King. a preacher or a school teacher these days {s a fool. CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE, PPHE mother of two boys, aged ve- & = -Sbectively five and seven, had a hard question to settle the other THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off Just One of the Neighbor’s Children! n THAT WASN'T 1 Ger Me Polat inn No GENTLEMAN piel) y AN UMBRELLA : WAT GENTLEMAN | MAM ! : NN UMBREL (TS RAININ T AKEIe SIA’ od A Wilo CAME IN vn anal ; Susy Now 9 “MAGNESIA | day. The younger 1 ing with exa nickel short." “Well, what's the use of about it?” said his older brothe: was calmly eating don't think I took it, do y« “IL don't say you did," the little fel- low replied, “but ['m ani short and you're eating cand: Youth's Companion. y came to her ory- ation that he was ‘a WHY, INDEED? ITTLE MARY had been taken out L by her nurse for a walk, The weather was very fine when they left home, but suddenly there came up a big, black storm. Tho crashes of the thunder were followed by a territic shower of huilstones; and Mary clung to Highway Rhymes. the child into a place of safety, will take care of us." that's so,"" demanded does He throw things at us purse in a fright. ar ae === ——— — = y a ; “Neve d, to-Ho - HAW -HAW ¢ / oer 5 Re Twa slong on Centre Btrect Gt ek YESTERDAY You “TavcHT { wee eos Seat { au HE INT | SO FAR.-~HES | / . In winter's cold and summer's heat.| nurse, as she got YER PoP WAS sENDIN’ [ : } GNM ir Te Me \ Tost Gimme | / K Z \, Tenay MY Pep i> 1 The Tombs I see, the Bridge of r a « | SENDIAY ME A REQ EE _S Sighs—- A gloomy sight Jor youthful eyes. s 5 ALL “TS ONCE. — | EITHER - You & PRESENT § * —AN THERE WAS NoTHin’ wn THE PACKAGE i THE HoRN ¢ | VAD Seay? tle \ lo K ie Mary, | an’ TRULY OTTY MOBILE Bale “Philadelphia Ledger. “But His WASHIN’ tS en —— > - TELEPHONE LOVE. HEARD THEM, ANYHOW. ~~ = Lee eed eg eg PINKS, the musician, and his Yet often you're fat And have very large feet Botts “Marry you?” Mary Dingle, the telephone girl, said to the waiter in the cafe. “Huh! You wouldn't dare ask me if Jack were only here.” wife were on their from a concert and were over- heard discussing the merits of the en- inment “It set my teeth on edge,’ Spinks said, “to hear the orchestra playing "Yankee Doodle’ and ‘Dixie’ at the same time. The idea is all right, of course, and even commendable from a sentimental point of view, but the two pieces, when played together, arc full of disoords,"* “But didn't you notice,’ said his wife, who is something of a musician herself, “that where certain notes or passages would have been discordant they were omitted from one air or the other and left to the drums?" “Of course I noticed It,’’ he testily rejoined, “but I could hear the dis- cords in my mind just the same!""— Philadelphia Ledger. home al Y, Bee Wartd) By Prom Pade Co. FRITZI RITZ The waiter backed away. He was awed by her perpicasity. An old man entered the place, wearing a long beard. “Tl have some soup and some Soft-boiled eggs,” he said, Mary looked at the beard, frightened. Then she arose. “Don't bring that order till I et out,” she commanded. A little street urchin strolled in. He carried a dead rat which he was trying to sell. ‘Thoughts of her father came to Mary. She remembered the time he came home and, in trying to kiss ber mother, kissed the hired sirl by mistake. The old man with the beard had taken a seat across a table from another man. The other diner scowled. “T bate you,” he said. * He was a barber, but he had forgotten to bring his Police Gazette. It all seemed so absurd. ° (To Be Continued.) OUR OWN BOOK REVIEWS. It seems to us that Count Scroggy FE THEY THINK “THEY CAN KEEP ME FROM SEEING FRITZI JUST ‘CAUSE HER Hous \S UNDER QUARANTINE FOR MEASLES THE CRAZY! | GOT THE FAMILY DOCIORS PICTURE! <0 en NOW WITH A LITTLE, Cc ¢ MAKEUP, THE “TRICKS} t PRETTY CLEVER, ILL SAVY Vicon ) | [C7 FiRST iLL ao UP 7 DR KWAKS OFFICE)] ENOUGH LIKE THE Doc “lo BE HIS ANU GET A PEEK AT HIM ----JUST To < WIN BROIMER | \F | DONT GET IN t SEE IF THERE'S ANY LITTLE DETAIL | WITH THR MAKEUP, | NEVER WILL —— gaty _ MISSED! KWAK ||! JUDGING BY A NAME. RADICAL Pole had neither de- sire nor intention to become an American citizen, He was knocking a fellow laborer to a newly hired American workman “You see dat fellow? He no good. I no like a man be shamed of his own coun- try. Him Polish man, same like me, but him tell um everybody him Irishman,’* “He has the features of a genuine Irishman think he's a Pole?"’ “His name. He no can fool me. His name geoy um aw “What is his name? **Maklooski!"* McCluskey, red-headed and tem- Peramental, never knew he had been denounced as a traitor to his country until after the disgusted Pole had gone in search of more congenial could have made his latest novel,|inopmates. ‘Then it was too late for “Ice-Cream Arthur's Love,” a bit], tight.—Judge. more attractive to those who like a “Position” Is Everything in Life! _ LOOK AT THE BUNCH wis > TL HAVENT TIME To Bote WITH CALLIN’ ON MiSs GEssITT! j |. You BoYS, THIS EVENING - AND SOME GIRLS ARE SO : ‘ . BESIDES: I'M ALL BOOKED Lucky = T'D GIVE ANY . a UP FoR THE REST OF a What makes you GOSH, TONIGHT'S THE COOKS’ UNION'S BALL, AN’ LAINT GoT A FELLER. To TAKE MEY paakaiinne a Pee ne Week $f ] Nght reading if he had injected just THE MONEY HANDLER. a touch of the Binstein theory, How-| ¢¢ OW,"' said the bridegroom to ever, we want to go on record as the bride, whon they returned saying this story, issued by the Boo- from their honeymoon, “let bleheimer Press, is absorbing to aljus have a clear understanding before dor hed b: .|we settle down to married life. Are vost fa oy a sg) a you the President or the Vice-Presi- ern writers, je character of AT-|aent of the society?” thur Wow, based, we understand, on| +] want to.be neither President nor the life of William Jennings Bryan,| Vice-President,” she answered. “I fs a virile one. And yet Arthur, in bis | ¥'l! ¥¢ content with a subordinate po- declaration of love for Anna Cracker- ee eat §acki, is slipshod, He does not kneel | gear? down, probably fearing somebody will] She—Treasurer,—Chicago Herald kick him, though there is a public for} ~~~ = Just such a kick. Anna, of course,| same theme in the hands of A. B. See] season's six best smellers wrong when printing his rhyme, The] Burser oll position is that, my Ken Kline. om for their scrapbooks|when Rudolfo Valentino attends a}boy has worked hard to attain his] fact that prayer brought a New is the strong character, and we|would have proved a baa wary, THI ANITA other day we ealled Aurelia Burger, kindly seks yen sot change the] theatrical performance, Publicity is] P"esent position, and we're for him. Jersey preacher a wife doesn't think she carries the love interest] This book, however, will never equa 5 who contributed a poem, Agatha, and] name to Aurelia’? hanks! . _ - avantiinliae . . admirably. We like the novel, but we] the other Scrogsy novel, “The Slaugh-| It is a deplorable thing for a col-|it haw set the whole town talking never good fore Alm star,and were-| AND NOW PERMIT US ventually make ‘bi! oan tie are tnclingd to the bellet that the'ter House,” oh was ome of the|umntst to get a versifier’s name|\ill those who have Slipped Miss} Hereafter we shall not mention it]fuse to get in Rudolios way, The To express the hope that the value of relf; ¥ ? ston. b> , ae - = “