The evening world. Newspaper, November 17, 1922, Page 33

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1922. © Can You Beat It!’ stun ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. oft. An nnnnnn nnn naan, By Maurice Ketten Barbara’s Beaux By Caroline Crawford The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell Does Your System [iyiry ARE) L WATE A MAN Invite = aya ean wi, || VOU = ‘ 4 i pod ]srmert wan rnched star wine [AT BILL: KEEP HIS A PPOINTIENT. ht tan at ee ae Jarr asked: ‘Now kin I go out and play with Gussie Bepler and Izzy a York to bes wy artist, ® position om m me rine wed beenuse ha 5 tw lunch with the art editor, Bill Collector? By Mrs. Christine Frederick agro tell Sk aie a a ian Buser,. nls ir hbout to Household Efficiency Expert—Author: “Household Engineering,” &o. ee ERE ineserenepeins, fete nc a eared ton th Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Company. ¢ gee eaten) eeu cenvsrnen mf aM patos © you buy by the pound or the baskets ners?” replied Mrs, Jarr, shaking é i Hed a The answer may determine whether you have a nice, fat saving eine hopeful. ; s 7 Bletures oc hidren la Nowy Yoel account or whether you are marking time with the bill collector. Do nM Sener, Senne teat tent Sper Py Hung hon kt her stadia, 3 good manners, either,’ observed Mr. a | man do you think she ceally loves? you buy an uncertain “basket” of grapes and a doubtful “basket” of onions, er do you know that you are getting six pounds of Concords and 10 pounds of tear-promoters guarantead to squeeze your lachrymal glands fully as well bs the latest “heart interest” offering of the silver sheet? Suppose you see a small basket of potatoes standing at the store en- france marked “89c"—and quickly carry it homo assured that you have a “eargain.” What quantity have you really bought, and at what price per pound? Have you bought a peck, or what part of a bushel? For it is only by knowing the standard weight of “I was only joking," said Mr. Jarr eaoh kind of prodict, per bushel, that quickly. you Alt have any true basis of price “GLAZED BOOTS ” “we comparison. 4 about," retorted Mrs, Jarr. “I'm os PSI ase ae these PARIS NOVEETY |\\ sire t:do my very eit to tsacn tnen weigiit per bushel established in each to behave like properly brought up Btate. In New York, for example: children and not like little animals, and yet you sneer ut mo when I do and then tell me you were only White potatoes weigh 60 pounds joking.’ to one bushel. Sweet potato “I don't want any rice pudding, I don't want any rice pudding!" ex- to one bushel. « weigh 48 pounds to one claimed the little Jarr girl. “If you don’t eat your rice pud- ding because it's good fer you, you shan't have any dinne said Mrs, Jarr. Then, remembering the little girl had her dinner, she added: “1 mean you shan't have any dinner to- morrow." Having had her dinner for that day, the dictum about the dinner on the morrow had but slight effect on Iittle Emma. She stared down at the dis- duined dessert with crossed eyes over her little wrinkled nose, and Master Jarr burst out into a Joud guffaw. “Look at Emma muking faces ut her vice pudding!" Master Willie cried suddenly: Will Emma!" rasped Mr. Jarr. “Maw, T'll eat my rice pudding if L kin go out on the street and play with the boys of our gan, volun- teered Master Jarr, “Can't I, Maw? Look, Maw, I et all mine,” cried the The very ‘atest, now the fash- boy. “Now can’t I go out?" ion) in Paris, are chess blue and “T hate to tell tales out of school," white glazed shoes. Note the spoke up Mr, Jarr quietly, “yut I saw ppsniworkinihich allows tha Willie putting rice pudding in his hose to be seen pocket market products? Remember always Renee ee enes Bios he boyy ton to order commodities by exact weight, nearly $6.00 a gallon, and that an- Huh, huh, huh!’ sobbed the lad measure or numerical count, and not other aad ofl" was costing Me «7 was only putting it in my si set tn loose terms. about $3.00 a quart, by the ‘bottle,"” to take out to a poor little boy that Observe also the Iqutd measures whereas I could get it for less than jivoe in a collar down the pacts The you buy. Ask yourself does this ‘*bot- $2.00 by the quart Lought on a strictly jor jittle boy Is muing te nive monn tle’ of vinegar contain a quart or js quart ba. hieyele and a gun end a dollar it I it less a few fluid ounces? Many bot- Be sure the baskets and containers jing nim something 10 eat, ‘caus tles and glass containers are guilty are honest. Many city sealers all jus starving, added young Muneh- of having “cupped bottoms which over the country have cbdilected siicen. moa) Moet make the conterts ‘short.’ I once startling exhibits of faulty wooden How, cauld: hobo estimated that a certain “‘bottled’’ measures and baskets. Some of these if he has a dollar and a bieyc vinegar was selling at tho rate of are ‘nested’? one within the otzer 80 asked his father ag to ‘short’? the amount they con- at this the boy began to whimper, a Y k tain, Others have ‘fake’ bottoms, and Mrs. Jurr regarded her husband Copyright, ¥ A MODERN PORTIA. sad ie remember, you are not say a word. Just leave the talking to me,’’ wai Barbara, as she and Varden awaited, the arrival of his friend who had “lost, his money in Wall Street." G It was not long before they heard the rumble of a tax! and then Wilbai® Rentley coming lightly upstatrs, he wax ushered into the studio Barbara and Varden were linpre with his worried, highly mervous eo! dition a “Hello, old top,” he said, stretehy ing out a hund to Varden, then wajted y presentations to Barbara. My lawyer, Miss Barbara Bem: nington,”” said Varden, Hghting a guret and immediately assuming “& injured alr. : > vl, indeed, to meet so youthy ~ Mr. Bentley replied, E 2 igerat and waite. for further proceedings. “Mr, Bentley, | want you‘to returne the $2,500 which you say you lost Wall Street to Mr, Varden,” sald Bal bara, ay sh ed herself on the taboret which stood between the twe chairs of her guests 2 ‘'Say I lost? w, just what you mean by that?"' asked Bentley fi mediately jumping to his feet and looking plercingly into Barbara's eye: Barbara met bis goze, He dropped) his eyes and she knew at that moment} he had cheated his friend. 4 “The sooner we come to an under standing the better for both of us,’ declared Barbara, "Ll know you not care to take (his matter to courts It will be Tar better to settle it rig’ I know that you did not ing Jan Brunt Varden's money if, Wall Street. He ts a man who trusted you and to-day you stil have that $2,500. All you have to do ts to turn the money over to us now, elther by check or note.” “But, my di n Bentley The sooner you admit‘thls now beat tween us the better it) will be for you,” repeated bars. “I happen jo know all about the case, - Yor despise the whole Varden family, Yo were engaged to Varden'a sister al one tiny weren't you?" Jarr mildly. “That's right! Make a show of me in front of the ehildren,’’ cried Mrs. Jarr, and her eyes filled with tears. “How can I have any control of them if you make fun of me right to my face?" WHEN I SAY /'LL DOA AT A CERTAIN TINE 1D ANO [HAVE —eQ — NO USE For ) &! A MAN WHO IN WHEN I MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A MAN 1 EXPECT, HIN To KEEP , it's not a thing to joke i weigh 54 pounds Carrots weigh 80 pounds to one bushe| Dried onions weigh 57 pounds to one bushel. - Every housewife who wishes to stretch her dollar tho furthest will buy only by definite weight standards and not by “bags" or ‘baskets’ or by the “box'’—all ways warranted to lose pounds-and pennies in the trans- action. Ask your dealer: ‘How much are potatoes by the bushel?’ Suppose he aays that $1.20 is the present bushel price. Then you know you should get a full thirty pounds for bout 65 cents and fifteen pounds for 85 cents and so on. On this basis, the “basket for which you paid 89 cents (and which probably did not cortain over ten pounds instead of fifteen) would have been high priced instead of your imagined “bargain Don’t ask for a ‘pail of lard, “oan of oll,” a “box of cocoa,’’ or “60 cents worth of bacon."’ You don't say to your dry goods dealer: ‘‘Givo me some muslin,” or ‘“‘a bolt of red ribbon,"”’ or a “bundle of sheeting'’ do you? No, indeed! You exactly state a definite number of yards or Inches you wish to purchdsé! Why, then, be go indefinite In purchasing foods and _ ern 1d I THOUGHT ZOU HATED ANYBODY he] Fy 10 BREAK AN APPOINTHENT J}, PHONED HE O@ CAN'T KCEPHIS “ah APPOINTHENT LR) WITH YOu TO. Day, HELLSEE hes ur Mis. Bennington’ b hte #2 “Isn't it a fact that you resented the t she jilted you and mare, Why She Married Him [2.2.25 ye, or ot why I desired to invest her 8 money then you make it a habit te take any o y and apparently as Gs) wine pouldee y , lose it in Wall Street, do you?” he 5 man would beat the woman and “spentiey colored. “IT have not ade nt-—-weeps afterward he would be on his knees steed that 1 took Varden's money and apologizing. " ben te ora black eye. He called SPParently lost It,” he said, now ew He guve her a black eye, He called CO ning very angry. lost dreams, for wh® ner every kind) of namo, Ho bas “nly you might as well edmie te The Sewing B A Band for Your Ev starving, Wille, asket Mur mor Sophie Tre @ mon (New York Evening World) by Press Dublishing Company Copyriahit, 19 New York Evening World) by Prema Puitohing Company. WOMAN weeps for her lost youth and her lost hopes and h seandal in a section where you shouldn't be harsh with the cuns used for filling gasoline into’ ehiid when he & and indeed receritly there was con- indignantly HIS season the hair band or orna- ss | ment is almost essentlal with 8 confused when de- wis eve clothes. Your d cars were all found to have * no " tected tr bottoms and thus lose the customer the poor od action tl me about Ue boy,” said Mrs, pints or quarts of gas. In saying this she directed the first Plete in the gen matter what i character, Is not coin | Copyright, 1922 (New York venting Worl), sever dea vetneoneihiay Prag Bye by Press Publiealng Company, Would you rob yourself by throwing ash |b jas had a nightmare of a life with the threatened to kill ber and then com- yo y 3 owing palit of her remarks to Mr. Jarr and jot sua vou linv | nee ua Cee gee eeseaneeel MEE FIVE POINTS: nickels and dimes into the street the latter part to Master Willie. ‘aan leia ron) Maye Ebi slant band Ly , man she married and now he has run Mt sulclde and has heaped upon her POW OM tl nt Uy eee iat OVERS of Dickens who like to daily! As much money is lost by the I don't. know his name, but he's (% Of one sort or another wrappd wey. ‘This is the Aastet ba Nese CS kan abuses, ee re ie ikea a AHA TeRR ted revel with Boz in the dens of Cui tn mate i He Sioa ti meagan aia re obous your lead ko And the woman weeps and she will sorry for him. Si a nee ioc ha whether you tock young Vardeaig L vying methods as is ever lost " iow it’s true,” sald Mr 5 T seat dea. ta 3 AST ‘ Been ae ORs AA 6: ft vite thieves and get glimpses of the LMeNiGuion” “webemen ‘ad mise ce Ww an Hae i 4 Aire sere: . hee a idea " alta a silver =~ weep many, many more times*unless Tun away and left her for months. cate evant a She singe = y ; v “fake” . eS BG i a gold ribbon and to draw that tigntly Rut always un he comes back YOU are a oney: . native resorts of rogues of every de- finance. A “fake'® basket quarter for, isn't {t, Willie? & Teonninemuricitieaas daaltecitnes ee Sicha omen an quar isn't $t, Willi about the colffure after ie te ail fesd pleading, she 1s sorry, worry, sorry, YU to do Is to write out a checks short’ container may waste Yes'm, an’ he took me to the moy- money than fake ofl stocks or ing pictures," sobbed the young phi- #84 !n place, You can have a bow at “short’’ mining dividends, It's the lanthropist the side, if you wish, or you can have that the case is hopeless, If you know your name is very good in this city, and I will hand it over to my client." scription, little realize, many of them, that right here in New Yor between And she will ; should ask this woman why she mur- til the end of ¢ > on being sorry un- e chapter, and per- erry, W er and Pearl Streets ey vy ied m, Sshie alk to you some- +t the of her. Mulberry, Walker and Pearl Streets, jitte money losses ¢ day, penny “There now!’? suid Mrs. Jarr, ‘tA some flowers or grapes drooping ove ried hind) aio Wi tats toc you: wom nope ee ang Of Her . Hentley thought « moment, then going from'Centre Street, is the dis- by penny, that finally wear away tho kind heart ts better than good man- ¢p, : ee ae tung Uke this horaaie Ane feats a tittle Pit sorry for pulled out his check book, a fountalge n t aie On HOW tes Aare MRS ' horse ie will be ca upon to be his chi 100K, trict where Dickens found his assort- family incom ners, and papa mustn't seold you!" : aisheye ip: band os felt sorry for him, 1 could MK tan atona ye ae pen ond wrote out a check for the drawn perfectly plain and eaught at full 500. » it. He seemed ment, not b vi e the back under a huge cabachon o SOTAE TORRY, TaRny LONeHAe YEU, iy word! And I thoug ate aation ‘amedltg be ented’ ane huge ecabachon or a He needed some one e are sorry for him or to reform him or By wore) Ane L theUanS aa slender bar pin, - i lawye gesped Varden when he and, a ers OC (6) (6) ey The point ts that so many of tho [#%¢¥. #0 long as it conforms with the ARAM WAY HUES. JURE ship han to be equal in give and take, Barbara were alone again. streets cross each other in. a Little ane ach to do th y thing An i New frocks are plain to the point cf Sher! contour « the Ho the wrong thing and then he and if you are always sorry for him _ Tosmorrow—Ap wee h another rebr Cc 1 , I} { 2 kh + ~ r ( . hat se t t 1 ! t Wy 4 ee at : i r n New York High Sc 1001 Girls Find New savanitvranaitiet they cette chain n that ts tl ndard for the was sorry for it you will give all cet nothing Surprise. " making actually five points. 1 > Jepeascriey ar ‘ : Bea REO wand the drapit “Te would work a while and then - = ——= hanus of the strects and entracees In Energy Outlet in This ‘ fussiness Injected somewhere about Nothing ts easier to do than t Aisrusted with } the vicinity used 10 bear more pic- ; x the costume us a whole. N f band of ribbon ‘and nothing is mory Bet disrusted with his work, hut wen =H P, Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Mrews Paliishing Company ole, Now the head turesque names when Dickens visited i band offers the an 5 I ve under the 7 4y you buo; him up he would be en e Amerivie than they do te-day—such as Vy oe blouses, colored bloomers. ————— SEH orc beat, medium with scheme of dressing. It ad a ay couraged and do what was rhht, and wecnen c INRS ; “Cow's ni derer's ey." ants OEn: oy Meh to accomplish this end. It is Adress and uso 1 t . Cow's Hay"? and “Atuiderer's Alley tennls shoes and a hockey [ Inost certainly becoming and tt ad becca need ’ then he would x ' snd The Evening World wily ach for accepted “Kinks” from renders, At that thine the Mive Points were SHEE AS ani, In ender et to tetany k q ver Up one that Is not @ eis i Address tte Kink Editor, World, 63 Park Kow, New York Clty. in their glory and the wild women ; c s s ha neiness for which the Ii is, when all is said and had that to go the w FRM ounces + iby Presa Publiahing Campane who met vious ganstere In their UP-tO-date girl's School and colleg: Vhole kown seems to be sending up happy idea which will add much ty ‘But when he was ‘ un | : dens were nly fomales whoever Nearly every day ut Van Cortlandt an appeuling cry the pleasure and the beaut the ap 7 t THE CHAIR CUPBOARD. the blacking does not burn off ag y V ay he was ve et and kind, and en ventured into the neighborhood, where 1 Jd we spectators on pas ‘ou need not have the ribbe f pearance of any girl dressed in he ‘ HEN a housewife has not Tickly as w ipplied without the Bin Wis practi the only drink jpg ¢ t toh fied x silver or gold. It can be any color you best the next thing he would get into som ancugh roons incherkitonentor Uae done mixing with lard wilk available. Vhat hems a | time be <i Wateh flocks of youn: ous trouble and it would take . |, Suffice fur the whole box of blackingy: fore we evolved our present 5 Dianasy dr ibove racing over eka, months, ¢ t out of the Keri paces Pas jue mL MEly BE, K| erot t i even the '#e ted] %. smacking a \ 3 ‘ E make this “two-tn-one operation,’ as heroes; hists inh ey Ne Ge WUIKE KAN Pablo wan But tho worst of it all ts f USE FOR PHONOGRAPH police scarcely dared penetrate part » a mack ane 8 called. Make an oblong box 2's ‘ of the Five Points where burglars forth, and sometimes cracking e: tt Was Ko Mtrong- headed feot jong by 144, fect wide; and t NERDERS: ghd Wharlrebbers had their done tor otuer on the shins {na hard ae an Gee nT Oia ERR wana ide nite tb WeOBT wrens ne Tniiae } Used y kraph needles can be rece tolen good mae iaaee : toe eet NE Neen: Or ne t \ Nadal ee ame as that 0 UP used t vi bottles. Put about ome ams's Dance House” and J veld hockey is the modern set ON’T feol too discouraged heewie are both as “homely an hele fences’ Mako a good, strong cover on hinges d bottle with a Httle water ‘ favorite all sport) nowadays t wos all t 1 ” 5 rT ntil bottle is clea wery’? had the reputa rowadaey you Nave not been bless« ho i! ts all quite differe he ick of . so that It ean open and close, then clean, They, Mie nest. djereputable Rather than wield dumbbells or yan poodNioake, ‘napa: Hee teas an ie Vyou would feel your pote and pans in thia box i to Use on) hartaeee t most disreputable see. Chestwelghts in stuffy gymnast ” I robab b eauty reduces t Be was 0 eee : \ 1 nals where Ai there in the rece the 1922 maidens preter to get out all the happier for the | ». from jealousy to a minim Ui for him all the and you have'a conveniont place for become loosened as there ome@most reputable per. “ere they can mix a keen eleme At any rate, it's cortainly true that can) seo. 'the other re pans and also a good sitting < 4on visiting and deseribing the infamy Of SPOlt Bint Dlenty of exereis the happiest married couples ury uly fiom a third person w it belive ARS . ‘ anid squalor. which goes to prove that fresh alr. All girls’ schools insist te Most always the pluinest and home- haunted by the teal ait Ks SOAP ON SCRUB PAIL. “slumming? was nonulur even in “ay on some form of exercise. M. liest of Leeroy cea y ss eters Panenies if T find that by hanging a winall those amot butter sort.’ Bive the girl the choice of gymnasium: jest of men and women charm 4s exerting a f n which t at nd that by hanging @ small svap Newspaper reporters, however, © 4 Sport There ure many good reasons why is golng to wreck their m nonial dish on aide of scrub pail holds the eem to have intalred a clean rec At Horace Mann over a hundred a beautiful, doll-baby face 1 tut that '’ % soap and have no tr © to finding : , irls chose bh , M SBS8 UH ne, and not until de fuy aa “Pete .’ Inloms's Dance a i ohone Reakay SEN apap Inatead Cas imu is. It can be traced back *0Me, manly features are a fF And how much happie mel the thread 't While scrubbing: v Tous is concerned, if we ~% to be- © ‘01 hletics his 2 c nigain b five a conteniporanian who states Same has in the Iast year been made toot*p, Wi trance: 1537 in Enwland, HAAG Se CRSRR\ pase IG migitieet. ‘souple: nee IAT osier , P BRE HUMES T ETRE: that “reporters of the public press, & major sport at Horace Mann and smith dicen Mawr ant other women ote husband and wife who » through life as « ‘i i c In winter Instead of letting the ft sed os they are to harrowing scenes, has greatly increased in popularity at colleges + pen ® “stunning lookers’ are alwa fren who dress in te . ne sad go down tn order to black the stov , colleges were to adopt the 3 i ' ‘. feed to Tir aide from this region other public end private young. wo- Poet Aa SHORE NOs ihe one) anathar) atid’ the: « clotiom, he homely. ¢ am 1 by Bin ving that by melting halt a tensp. , Safe Antiseptic Wash | they wou! ‘om a lazaretto, for men's institution i | belt ¥ ; 3 A ie o en | particninrty aseful toler 4 Beach the heart of Now nse GIA vee a mauniihatolagice ty favor. ( i ha ion which theif go r ud to ron h Y t 1 and mixing while hot with a ceretul and diseruntnating Sen ae atpi ol ne ye gi to tuke 1 tou 4 ' ‘ " wp Worse than the slsata et hardivimmed lvts. The skirt shall 1 Hut now a IN EGE ee. Sem abS 10 on camping:'t ove t Tecan get [an Hd the reign of Jumes the Meet te 8 ‘tone om saan’ tha aRAS AAA tho any moment into a de nds, wt : abe se shine the stove by Rerribie nett or Jews A sreon f quotec frem the Mavern Girl Is always up to the min- Of Jewlousy. over afraid t ‘ : * the mixtire, no matter how h me in its darkest days.’ official rule took ‘ pe h P Taiw k 5 i . ‘uggist a @ves an idea how cte—or ahead of it Now with the man and woman who and wash @ stack of dishes lu particular case many a time te ip the stove Appied a ths mag “St Al Drueiat, hud Repereement Meaney ’ u pare”)