The evening world. Newspaper, November 4, 1922, Page 12

t ¥ 4 os ~ Never whimpered; | was mighty day plump. 7 Not fat, not ekinny—you know, fuat * 'Pologize,” sald I,‘“er ketch It.” right, ~. Nota word the youngster sald.| Ana naving of sense a full grown “Had he asked my _ pardon, dump. darn it! A girl of North Warope descent, 1 believe I'd knocked him Of cheerful natere, who will not ahirk, dead. If ahe wants me, well, I'm her gent. Takin’, back things when he} ° wien’ ait my might Iu love and thinks he’s work. Right ain't in that boy; no,] P. 8—Good looking and about sir! otghteen: But there's mother—poor old)” Jin the foregoing laugh that mother— she scorned bis threat. Loweek, when « seedy looking man, (‘Breached pad J @mploy me for $500 a week. SD seitie which were iwany marked articles, ssip | Good Evening! By BIDE DUDLEY UE THE RUNAWAY lick him? ‘Course | licked him; Dusted him a-plenty, too ——$$——— { PoEMs OF PREFERENCE. Harold G. Utter of No. 129 Bast 118th Street has an ambition to win the statue of Liveright under the ‘pid 1 Proud of him, ‘tween me an’ you. . Still, | never thought he'd do it When he said he’d run away; But he did, an’ poor old mother Worries ’bout him night and Shower, offered as the prize in this contest. He would like also to grab off a wife. Henco and therefore he has written the following poem: T want a girl of medium hetghi A well formed girl and ewectly My! I hope he ain't gone fur. At that moment a young man appeared on the scene. “You leave that pimple alone,” said he in a nasty tone, It seemed eo brave of him. Yor was he not facing certain Oh, he'll get along in some w That there boy is full of grit. No, he won't come back a-beg- gin My forgiveness—not a bit. stat siavaat count (ha Waaait aad “Ve Smarie A eas Anna did not wi abot scorned ME WHEN tae ea) Aiicot Bee Bek a icked him. course would be, indeed, absurd. Almost took it as a jest. So she shot him herself, But there’s mother, seitin’, " sald be, It looked Hke trouble wa pinin— Well, I’m hopin’ tor the best.| brewing. (To be continued.) OBSERVATIONS. The Sultan has been deposed. THIS AND THAT. Next! While Loney Haskell was tilling a Marilynn Miller has appendicitts.| yaydevitle engugement in Boston re- Seems to be unlucky year for) cently he was approached by a man Millers, eb, who said: “1 am a great vaudeville fan, Mr, Haskell. 1 go to vaudeville shows three times a week.” “Wine!” replied Loney, é “Yes,” sald the man, “and my wife Stump!ng] toves it too. I have to take her to the show ubout once every two months,” The human head found-on Staten Island came from a medicel college. And yet it wusn't the bead of the school. A legless man is making political speeches in New Jersey. the State, ay it were. ICE-CREAM ARTHUR'S LOVE. “I know you. You can't fool me with them sideburns.” Hair-Lip Tim, chief of the bandits, thus spoke to the slen- der girl standing before him. She was wearing the sideburns as a disguise, “All right! I'll take them off.” With that fearless remark, Anna Crackerjacki tore the false whiskers from her pretty face, “Now,” she almost shouted, for she was quite out of sorts, On Wednesfay morn By 8 o'clock We'll meet this man In ev'ry block. We'll find him ev Rywhere we go- The man tho says: “I told you so.” The Hon. Alex Appleby, editor of the Wellsville Optic, loses his head when prosperity hits him. The other © “where did you put the widow's day a man handed him a dollur on money?" & subscription and Mr. Appleby The widow had been robbed of |4TOPPed all work, went to a lunch $4, and she needed it. Every counter and ate two fried eggs and single one of her six children |#!t @ prune ple. was crying for chocolate cake. = “I spent tt,” replied the banait | AND NOW PERMIT US ehief. “But listen, gal! You got to suggest that any political can- to marry ‘me or I'll shoot that didate, who advocates the repeal pimple off'n your ear.” of the Prohibition Law, need not expect the votes of the druggists “Ha, ha!” Anna was not afraid. It was ut Plays Bo sctr "men hears there was a Central Park the other night. It was for men of wealth. The hosts} murde Were several young men who are interested in a plan to produce a new NEXT AT THE EMPIRE. in the theatrical company.| Henry Miller and Ruth itertor Most of them did and the promoters| will leave the Empire pia Nov, were happy indeed. The name of the|18 for a road tour. The succeeding Rew musical pisce, appropriatcly] attraction there will be “The Texas @mough, ie “Take a Chance.” Nightingale," with Jobyna Howland Well, that’s one way, anyway. in the principal part. This Zoe Akins oa comedy originally was called ‘Great- PARK HAS ANOTHER. nem? ‘A new show, called “Scamps and nache é. Vamps," will hop off at the Park MI88 EATON LEAPS IN. Music Hall on Monday, Nov. 18. Ins] Wher Marilynn Miller of “Sally” Hayward has been added to the com-| W#® taken {11 in Philadelpita Thurs- peasy. There will be an extra m'd- day, Mary Maton of “The Follies” was Right show Election Night. sent to the nice old town post haste and, with but one rehearsal, assumed the role and scored a triumph. Re- ~* ports from the Ziegfeld offices Sand we'll wager,”” muses old Walt | Miss Miller will not be out of the cast Winchell, the Vodenews guy, “that the} jon, is. Mr. Ziegfeld Intends to sta: fellow who caid there is always room| siss Eaton in & new musica! play cs a the top never tm an upper Guy Bolton and Jerome Kern. rode nD, aossip, “Molly Darling” will move from the Liberty to the Globe on Monday, Nov, 13. as WELL, MEBBE!: SOME PRESS AGENT! Trene Castle was at the Central Pheatre rehearsing yesterduy prepare- t eer) See oppnerance there Uexth crc ites Diltinghan’s new source) comedy production, “The Bunch and Judy,"' went to Philadelphia to-day, ] ome tt," he eald. °F 109 people strong. ts Fs 1 safc Rap pet and you can} Special Election Day matinees wit! I deal| be held at nearly all the theatres in tvely 10 front page stories.” the Broadway district Tuesday. While Mrs. Castle looked on, pus-] A special matinee dancing session ded, he spread out his papers in| beginning at 2.80 P. M., will be hicid at the Terrace Garden Dance Palace on Election Day. At night the cles tion returog will be reud and there @arrying « bundle of papers, ap- a, “These, Le eaid, “vhow my work. fem Liogd George's press agent.” ( TEASERS aes: | SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1922 ——<——— ans zs The Evening World Comics And That Settles It! | ‘Trade Mark Reg, U. 6, Pat. 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