The evening world. Newspaper, November 1, 1922, Page 24

seater ne Nera ~ eae ne at RAE AN REAP FOE GLI TEES i aicanaiaeas ice ene * Good E By BIDE The candidate will shake your hand And squeeze it till you holler. vening! DUDLEY * Anna Hecht, who warns us she He'll slip you smokes of pure] was born in Rome, N. ¥., and is rope brand At sixty for a dollar. He'll slap your back and then he'll say: “Well, how's the wife and kids to-day?" He'll soon convines you you're oO. K., A gentleman and scholar. Blection Day will come around. You'll vote for him with pleas- + ure, Perhaps with victory he’s crowned. Soon after, at your leisure, An audience with him you'll beck. Hel say to come again next week. You'll sneak away in manner meek, Astonished, in a measure. You'll vow youl have revenge on him. He's rude and you dislike him. You'll help to make his chances slim, Next time he runs you'll spike him By voting for the other man And lending all the aid you can. He’s out—on him you've put the ban. Just walt—your wrath will strike him. Election time will come once more. He'll meet you and he'll thun- der: “| didn’t dream that you were sore. Somebody's made a blunder “You're absolutely right,” he'll Say. “Well, how's the wife and kids to-day?” He'll get your vote, and you're a Jay, While he—well, he’s a wonder. OBSERVATIONS, Wnglish soap manufacturers have fermed a trust. They expect to sim- ply clean wy. We have always wondered why the bus men on the 86th Street line have never been required to ring up tares. “Recovers and Plays a Harp,” ise headline in a Boston newspaper. UVeually they play a harp when they dent recover, EVERYBODY HAPPY. fhe voat man eure is smiling & droad and happy smile; The tos man soon will lend Mm Bs vletima for o while. 5% CREAM ARTHUR’S LOVE Sunédsy came but Anna Cracker- feeki did vot go to church. She felt she should remain at home, to ewalt any clues that might be un- covered concerning the murder of Kragorovitch. I.THUR HOPKINS announces the opening of John Barry- more in ‘‘Hamiest’ at the Sam H. Harris Theatre on Nov. 16. In Mr. Barrymore's support are Tyrone Power, Blanche Yurka, Rosalind Ful- ler, Frederick Lewis, Sidney Mather, Jonn 8. O'Brien, Reginald Poel, Ed- gar Stebli, B. J. Ballentine, Whitford , Cectl Clovelly, Lark Taylor and Alexander Giglio. Mr. Hopkins per- sonally is staging the production. i EQUITY’S NEXT. “Hospitality,” by Leon Cunning- Ram, will be the next Equity produc- fon at the 48th Street Theatre, It ‘will replace ‘‘Malvaioca’’ on Nov. 13. Povah has been engaged for ast. — POR SHUBERT “VODE.” Opera Bouse has been therefore very much In earnest, has written for us a poem in which she makes a bid for a husband. See what Anna says I want a mon thts fon— Sweet face and very talli— Who'n ahoaye do Ate dit Who's not a hypocrite. He must not dea ste, Who merely kes to ise, But one who'll marry me, Bo I wilt happy be. OA, where can he be found? Tw searching all around, If you should locate him, Please notify me—bim! ee At 9 o'clock Arthur Wow appeared at her home. \ "Good morning, Arthur!” In this manner she greeted him “Hello Anna!” he replied. At that moment— (To Be Continued.) NO STYLE FOR HIM. Two Negro bootblecks, while working in a shop {n Harlem yester- day, were heard talking about a ball they are to attend soon. “Ab'm gwine ter weah a high collah,” said one. “Me, too!" came’from the other. “Yoh goin’ ter put on a dress suit?” asked the first. “Not me,” came from the other. “Ab’m fixin’ to go jes’ as a private eftisen.” THIS AND THAT. On a wet wash delivery wagon in Brooklyn yesterday we saw this painted line: “Extreme Word.” We liked it because it sounded so anti-Prohibition. Sam Biel of the Bronx was mad yesterday, He had just remembered something that happened to him in 1918. “I joined the navy,” said Sam, “and was on a ship at Hoboken. One day I was handed a set of discharge Papers and I certainly was delighted. I had a bankroll, and to celebrate my freedom I spent it all for a bloweut for the crew of my ship. When they got me good and happy they told me the discharge was faked. And such was the case. I had spent all my money celebrating something that didn’t.” Who ts Sam Biel, you ask, dear reader? He is a son of old Mrs. Biel who lives just around the corner. Care Is Our Wash We want to apologize, Mr. and Mrs, Reader, to-day for the paucity of alleged wit in this column. It's all the scrub woman's fault. We had written half a dozen of the funntest darn paragraphs anybody ever wrote anywhere and were so happy—oh, wonderfully happy—-when sald lady of the mop came along and scooped them up. Into the bag they went, never to be retrieved. Ain't scrub women awful? AND NOW PERMIT US to inform you that everybody in Wellsville is watching the weather and sincerely wondering what it will do next. agent? If 60, we are delighted to see the boy getting up tn the world, NEXT AT THE GLOBE. “The Bunch end Judy," a new mu- steal comedy by Jerome Kern, Anne Caldwell and Hugh Ford, Charles Dil- Mngham's annual musical production, will open in Philadelphia Nov. 6.| After two weeks thers the produotion | will be brought to New York and will §o into the Globe Theatre on Deo. 20. Fred and Adeis Astatre head the cast. Others ars Joseph Cawthorne, Ray Dooley, Delano Dell, May Corey Kitchen, T. Wigney Percival, Philip Tonge, George Tawde, Patrice Clarke and Roberta Beatty. TWO NEW SPEAKERS. Evidently the Equity wants beauty as a feature of its free meeting st the 48th Street Theatre Sunday after- noon next. It has added the names of Heywood Broun and Rodolph Valentino to ts list of speakers, The sore osrtainly can sling English ad SOREL AT 89TH STREET. sina its New york sngagernant Cats tay mien ht show having been sub- | which Henry W. Gavage, Inc., will/ tre, as a dancer. oey. “A fishermen can never be Mme. Sorel and her associ urday evening and will leave the 89th | stituted star Pegey Wood. = © from the Comedie Francaise will pag] Street Theatre for a road tour. Mrs, Coburn have arranged | A new feature tm yaudeville ts FOOLISHMENT. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, | °TOU# thelr New York engagement under 2 M. Cohan to uppear in a] Brooke Johns and his vic .estra tiom| There was @ young lady named May.| ye tg always advisable for a motion| “Way not?” | the direction of the Messrs, Shubert GOSSIP, which will present|the Tent.. They wili play the Keith | Who saw an old horse eating hay. icture magnate to have a blonde in] “Because bis business makes at the 89th Street Theatre beginning] There'll be nu iutinee to-morrow houses. Said she: ‘Looky there! be ff ft his theat: yi Nov, 18 Wive plays will be given noe “A Mentastio Wrica the Btta Hezlitt has joined the cast of| That horse ts a bear, the box office of bis theatre, nee) Rab rd we ‘ one week. “The Monster” will con- a age same U / The Evenin [ | WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1922 g World Comics ‘Trade Mark Rog. U. 8. Pat. Off. Dead Ones All Around! CI MISS You! cosu~ Ws PLace Was A REG'LAR MORGUE — A Good IMITATION OF A CEMETERY DAWGONNEY — MEBBE You DON'T “THINK 1M GLAD You'RE Home aqain! (VE Been as LONELY AS “he } NORTH Pore! [a 5 ‘@ You FUNNY OLD Ting — DID You Miss ME AWFULLY MUCH ? WILL You KINDLY STEP IN HERE. A MOMENT AM 1 RIGHT IN ASSUMING “RAT THis 1s THe MORGUE ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off BuRGLAR DOWN -STARS Just cause MY REGULAR fou ney mister. Y'itow PoP HEVER CoMES Home - I nowt * YESTERDAY YOu PLAYED Prerend THAT A FUNNY WHY Don't ct YOu Was MY REGULAR Kin MAN IS MY POP~ Ann BoBye THINKS 1S ¢ Haw- daw { DIMES FOR ASK HIM FoR 4 THE MoviES ? COUPLA DIMES So WE Kid Co PoP- Wert . Wou,d YOU MIND PRETENDING You RE AY PoP AGAIN TaDAyY- Te ~BR APR AR Make an Omelette! —T'VE oADERED ENOUGH EGGS -To LAST FOR MONTHS |! OM You MAWE ME sick! GIVE THE GIRL CREDIT FOR A LITTLE SeNse! AGE THE HOUSE AS WELL AS IL — ALL SHE NEEDS 1S A CHANCE | — YES, AND I GOT FIVE POUNDS oF BACON AND MR SCHMALTZ SAYS THERE WILL BE AN EGG SHORTAGE THIS WINTER — BUT WE SHOoLLD WORRY ABouT THAT— GO WO THE GROCERY AND Do THE ORDERING FOR, I SEE WHERE I TAKE MY LOG LARRY WHITTINGTON No Sane Person Could Imagine Such Conditions! INTE MESSENGER BOYS WILL HURRY —TAK F L DRIVE CAREFULLY — CHEWING GUM SLOTS WILL WORK — KATINKA MY SPEECH wilt MAKE THAT'S RIGHT, FeRpiEe~ LINCOLN S GETTYSBURG ADDRESS| | SHow ‘EH YOU'RE A MAN SOUND VIKE A DIME NOVEL! THAT CAN Do BIG THINGS! _ FRIENDS! 1 HAVE THe Peomes Rest AT HEART! IF YOU'LL ELECT ME CONGRESSMAN THERE'LL Be No HORE BOOTLEGGING — MURDER MYSTERIES WILt BE SOLVED — TELEPHONE GIRLS WiLt GIVE CORRECT NUMBERS ~ RAILROAD TRAINS WILL BE ON THE —— ? || OUT OF THis t Tie WEA PLACE LAST NIGHT) An’ You musT Be Ris i! on = , i hen> | Cag 1982 (RY. Bre Word) Greenwich Village ‘Theatre, a Satur-| for e role in “The Clinging Vine,” tn|“Blossvm Time” at the Century Thea-| Hts Breakfast food's coarse, | must PUT IT IN THE AGT.