The evening world. Newspaper, October 20, 1922, Page 36

se ir tmnt area =< i eee —; woe scer'aivatieerinerconntemaeeenttereenanmnrnmenaremanie manent? FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1922, Gossip g World C JOE’S CAR eee ee genre ‘ Storm Clouds Approaching! SHAKE Joe! we've CAMPED OUT “SGETWER FoR TEN DAYs AN’ WE SOME PEOPLE. WOULDA Me TH HARDEST Jos! —?—-: — DIDN'T TF Peet ace a 5 START Home stuL FRIENDS! J yl poor tally aol } SC! DIDN'T 1 CHoP ALL THe THe spups ay’ FRY ALL J ‘ | Samy Thompson's home agin, |(—————— i STA FRIENDS ED —]]] “TH! cookinG! 7 —; Wis a War Nie pee AND DO ALL“! Got back yesterday. ( Poems OF PREFERENCE PRETTY GOOD “Test! 1 wasn't erasey ~ MAKE ALL Th’ BEDS An! aN’ Lu ee sais B ull be about a week Maurica Hartman of West 424 - Bur YOU'LL HAFTA ‘ Ev'RYTHING ? —!72 INGS FULL OF SMOKE? ‘Fore he starts to play Street wants to win the pink tulip TAAMiSt ee Me's been at a horspital gaboola offered as the prize in this : % .. Por three weeks about. contest, but shucks, he’s much more Sammy says they took an’ cut | eager to tind a wife, With these ends His suspendix out in view be has written the following Sammy Says a purty nurse an t went a sweet cutir, Put him into bed, Who can sing a song Aa’ each mornin’ fer a week A kisomoekid beauty, WELL. WHAT OF tt — Set an’ rubbed his head. With whom there's no wrong Says, although he felt some pain,| vast ve painted with glory, Never shed a tear. Very clever and sound, “Course,” says he, “Il wouldn’t] And not an ola story, cry But a peppy jazz hound, When that nurse wus near.”” Don't want a High School kid, With lines and clothes dapper, Smmy says his nurse’s name But I'll take off my lid Wus Miss Mary White. To a regular flapper. Talkin’ 'bout her makes us kids} story al! balled up,” she sald. Jealous good an’ right. Like the circus, the situation We're all hopin’ we'll have pains} was intense. In our sides, so that (To be continued.) ‘We'll go to that horspital ¥ Where Miss thary’s at THIS AND THAT. ‘ Magistrate Edward Burke of Pitts- ton, Pa., has the right idea. Yester- day, when a man pleaded guilty be- fore him to punching his wife, tho Judge stepped down from the bench and blacked both the prisoner's eyes. He was just giving him a taste of what the wife got. We're for that. The Magistrate has set an example other, Judg should follow. For instance, wouldn’t it be cheaper for the State if, when 4 man were convicted of murder, the Judge whipped out a gat and shot him dead? And in the case of a prisoner guilty of robbery, His Honor could slip around the end %f the bench and nip the fellow’s watch. The idea could be used even’ where minor offenses are charged. For instance again, a defendant con- victed of disturbing his neighbors by singing in his apartment would re- ceive’ severe punishment, we think, if the Judge would look straight at him end sing “Mammy” at the top of his voice. This offense, of course might cause the music publishing houses to “frame up” a case or so For what better plugging could a song get than to havo a Magistrate sing it from the bench?” There's food for thought here. “Well, widow!” ny. Ice-Cream Arthur had spoken Those people over on the East fe the poor old woman. ‘| River who are complaihing about “Howdy, Mr. Wow!” the odor from a slaughter house @he had replied. would make a Kansas Cityan laugh “Why did Bone Brewster try | his head off. The same sort of an te kill you?” odor made Kansas City what it is— Anna asked ft. She felt she | 4 thriving city—and down there they ould know. are proud of the smell. Tell a Kan- “Ab, Mins Crackerjacki, I dare | 88 Cityan the packing-house odor fast tell.” disturbs you and he'll tell you just “Why dare you not tell?’ when the first train out of town “I have sworn to keep ft a |leaves. everet.” _ TeeCream Arthur couldn't We noticed a young woman rer @Béerstand her attitude. If a jing a Conan Doyle story in The ‘man tries to kil] you it is noth- | World yesterday. The tale contained , fs more than polite to tell | some of the worst spiritualistic bunk why. ever printed. When the young “Biooey!” woman finished ft she heaved a sigh Tt wae a gunshot. The bullet j|and remarked: @ame through the window and “Poor Conan! Him gone!” Struck the piano in the treble Get. “Bonehead again,” said Anna. ro NOW PERMIT US At that moment the widow's uggest that you, dear reader, Rusdand looked tn. Anna whis- refrain from writing us to ask pered to Arthur Wow. such questions a "Does the “The author is getting this iceman ride an icicle?” About Plays and Players cs Pg first of a series of ten pro-|frame. of courne, you understand, 4uctions which the Lenox Hill|the apple was a four-flusher and Players will make at the Lenox| "n't Rion at all, Well, ar, you . ” v bad glib a gem si Nigar Pardon,"’ |jooked and as for Pie ali as jattre. will open on|deed, austere, Nov. 6 and will be preceded by a one- sensei: act play called “The Unrecorded EDNA AND THAT SHAPE. Tale,’ by Robert Hannon. Other Py A eeappodbard the Gertie story plays by Edwin Ariington Hobinson,|us feeling foolish. And trey eet William Butler Yeates, Rabindranath |Us—we asked Bdna Hibbard eo he @agore, Jobn Drinkwater, Bernard| ‘vil she managed to maintain such a Shaw and Albert Btrener will come| myc APs, It Nora Bayes's show, Inter, Ashmead Eldridge Scott is gen-| conan Tat ae wa ee tne eral stage director. credit to a corset. ig “ai “If I didn't weur it I'd deco GERTIE, HOW COULD You? walking barre! or a jelly fish ay * The next time Wthel Wallace of |W!!! any other woman,” she sald. “Town Talk," the Shubert unit at the| +o" wanisn’s "want roe te look that @entral Theatre this week, watches a! We glanced around. None of our woene from the wings she will make e lativ were near gare there are no horses around to we replied. We her. In the show Johnny Do \ ven, I-durn tt. we beat y 5 | @me a horse called Gertie and Ethel \ - r Cor. 1928 (N.Y. Eve, World) By Pree Pub Co gays Gert is too darned fresh. Why? A SISTER CLUB spate is x qa Well, last night as the young lady--| A sister cl : : Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. AND Now WATCH HIM Yes -SusT Tet F VERW CLOSELY “THROUGH Doce Me EXACTLY You WERE HARDLY “We NIGHT-AND Tell ME WHAT HAPPENED et Gane hea THe Haute 2 ALL THE SYMTOMS WHEN AFTER Z LEFT! /© ’ Siow oniaie ont / “Hose WERE TE CAML IN “HE ay J \ ME wind Conan Back? [ ( ~We-vnsr SensieLe é 5 WORDS HE SPoKE 0 OBSERVATIONS. If Pat is deported the Ellis Island Board will turn a Somerset back. The Babe Ruth auto skidded and slightly injured Mrs. Babe. Prob- ably got its sliding habit from the Bambino. You can rent a five-room flat in @ermany for five cents a month. First time we get a nickel we're Ko- fag over for a month's visit. Hope they never catch that Derglar who kissed four-year-old Margaret Raizen of Bergenfield, N. 4., and told her to go to sleep. He's ‘Ro real criminal. Tee-Cream Arthur's Love. (Poona amped. the ‘tence—Botte) The little cottage of the ‘widow, who had the three chil- érén, was aglow with light as Anna Crackerjacki and Arthur ‘Wow entered.. The phonograph Was going and the children were fighting in the parlor. Outside the cool, fresh air swept @ver the cabbage patch and yel- few-legged chickens scampered ere and there playfully. It Wes a scene never to be for- How, You “Burl DOWN Yo THE MARKET AND stains Ith’ I witt N . TAY AND | y as eneceu mee cay Have ‘ANOTHER Piece ‘ou t Ys, A ome Denes! Bs ha I) WZ Wine T MAKE THE Re MOEN Tete Cie, bias ean ee - Mi i Us a : QU Beet en ee an MEAL LiKe THis — v \ NEITHER A Lot of Valuable Secrets Lost! NO WONDER FRITZ! (8 SO EXCITED— I — AND ANY DAY I MIGHT ) KNOW GIRLS WRITE SECRETS IN THEIR 4] HAVE HAD A CHANCE To J, DIARYS THAT "THEY’D NEVER LET ANY) Ml GET IT IN THE Y PAPERS | ag, Larey, warrmnarod Of Two Evils—Choose the Lesser’. TL START Unt HY OLD BOSS* ‘ + LISSEN HR. GessiTT- 1 WELL, DON'T FORGET RAT se Bir aye At agaecabaleed WANNA HAVE A U'L PouTical (aoe |"FERDIE” IF You SHOULD RRRAK H TALK WITH You! WHO ARE | a! \ CHANGE Your MIND! KoRne® tec * (You pet 2 & Y'IGONNA PuT Your ‘Cross’ NexT]| To VoTe | | peel wo eee hii Twi! we} VOTE FoR To FoR CONGRESSMAN ? FoR Asi SM at 4 HEn ( Feroie ee eh All! , | a Sa \ ~ ating , Boe. - PEOPLE as ARE SO Dums jT! i THe y Pree Taine [Ptr . to firty yrined an i Bthel, not Gert—stood in the wings| the girls Times” we diving Berlos, ‘The six Lert School tor Ushers have been as-| saw “The Passi cen nginen vee ‘ S 1 7 as- | sa ne Pa oMices says the Winter Gard FOOLISHMENT PUT IT IN THE wearlng & gown bedecked with imita- Hippodrome y rday. It has - pare sisters. signed to the Ambassador Theatre. the Winter ¢ turned over to Capt. Rheba ¢ A little girl once had @ cat Was on a train ye aor, s q - nas one or mo ° x “vi “ e Astuirs be ced to} » se " mire. winters in eat the new play, "Virtue A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ree aile Down" in. the theatre] SN¢ used to ktsa the cat good night ee mont iipped Ethel'y dress from ler the company. The lurge: t Shuverr | when it { turned over OM, pretty, pretty,’ pretty! », I was locked up in a, box