The evening world. Newspaper, October 19, 1922, Page 28

man, J. Fred Holloway and John Cle? ments. By BIDE Good Evening! | DUDLEY WRU When father was a boy, he » He was a thoughtful kid. He never did a single thing --He hadn’t orter did. He always went to school— He says he did, at least— ‘Aninever, never acted mean To either man er beast. Sunday He never canned a dog, he says; He never swiped a pie; He never pinched a tomcat’s tail An’ never told a lie. Now, father states he’s proud to i'> say He was a model son. it might be true, but, hully gee! He missed a lot of fun. OBSERVATIONS. Richard Glue had a fight in Wells- ville | yesterday. Glue pasted him wood, “Prosperity Near,” says Prexy Hardiag. But who wants near- prosperity? Buffalo boy, who cannot smile be- @ause of auto accident, has quit reading this column. No use! Georges Carpentier has gone into the fish business. Now let’s see him claim foul in that game. ICE CREAM ARTHUR'S LOVE. (he was as fair as the waffle-flower.— Pinkleapeare.) Anna Crackerjacki was a strong girl physically. When she leaped on Bonehead Brew- ster and bore him to the ground, he realized he would never be able to shoot the poor old crip- pled widow with three chil- dren. He knew the Cracker- Jeckis were all fighters and, in addition, Anna was rather austere. “T will not kill the old lady,” he said, = Anna let him up. Bonehead brushed his clothes; then de- cided to speak plainly. ‘Anna, will you marry me?” Tt came as a shock to the girl, ~fbhe was used to parlor pro- Dopals. “You ‘wouldn't say that to mo tf Jack were only here.” In this manher Anna rebuked the man. Bonebead was sure the “Jack” part was a subter- ftuge. “You mean Ice-Cream Ar- thur,” he snapped, At that point the youth in question came down the street eile horse, _ i, “fWaes!” be said gayly. } Bonehead Brewster gripped automatic nervously. Here his rival on a horse. A and he would fall off the But would Anna Crack- ‘will produce a play by Austin Strong called “Seventh Heaven,” on .Qct..80. A special invi- night. Now, we don't mean a len will perform. He has cut that out but o little parlor singing wince he became a ere Ka seat makes. hig: marl * of “Seventh Heayen” includes Helen | one of the “Blossom Time" companies Menken, George Gaul, Frank Morgan, | ig Roy’ Cropper, singing a tenor role, Marion Kerby, Hubert Druce, Bea-| and very successfully too. Noyes, William Post, Alfred Kappeler, Isabel’ West, Harry Fors: \NAZIMOVA RETURNING, r six years in motion pictures, Nagimova will return to the drama next month under the tnandgement of Charles Bryant, her husband. The pley in which she will jwill be Louis N. Anspacher’s of “Tilla,” by Ferenz Her- . Nazimova recently completed a film version of “Salome.” '@. WALLACH, PRODUCER! Mit! is the Law,” a new drama by E. Rice and Hayden Talbot, eut in rehearsal by Samuel ue, with Lester Lonergan di- reeting. In the cast are Alma Tell, ph Kellard, Arthur Hohl, A. H. Walte: ik Westerton, Charles P. | THE LARGEST RUG. : fs said to be the largest rug ays) { out Plays and Players ‘OHN GOLDEN announces that he |theatre party to-night at the Nation- Rose Burdick, William Notice! Ladies in search of hue- bands need not expect to win us have ar- with thelr rhymes. W ranged our future. Tuis is espe- cially directed at Anna of Second Avenue, who writes: “Sweet kisses to you and a big ‘aug. Are you married?” vous. But that's that! offered as the prize in this contest Her rhyme follows: I want a little Mikey, The kind that I can likey A fine, laughing boy, Wanting a wife, not a toy. A man who really can say: “Darling, I'll marry you to-day.’ He must not have a past | But be lovely and not fast He must be a loving bee, And he must tease and squeeze me, If he would hold me very tight, Boy, he'd be a great delight. erjack! like that? quandary. “Wait!” Bonehead stopped. The word seemed strangely familiar. “Oh, go slap a toad!" he said. As he raised his arm to shoot Arthur, Anna leaped on him and bore him to the ground. “Do not shoot Ice-Cream Ar- thur,” she sald. Then Bonehead knew loved the other guy. (To be continued.) Me was in a she A Doolittle Gem. Joshua Giles Simpkins, Superin- tendent of the Sunday School at Delhi, resigned last week and left for Squeewee County for his health. Ellabelle Mae Doolittle, the poetess, was greatly affected by Elder Simp- ,kine’s departure. As a little tribute to him she penned these lines: Joshua Giles Simpkins, He has gone away, No more twill he wave his hand, Telling the organist when to play, Many things he taught us, In our Sabbath school, Who wilt succeed Elder Simpkine? We hope not some crazy fool. Joshua Giles Simpkins, Thou art far away yet near, Thou in thy long-tatled coat, Ie a.picture to us very dear. Joshua Giles Simpkins, You we all revere, If you should get into Canada, Please bring us back some deer. AND NOW PERMIT US To inform you that there ts a i prize-fighter out in Nebraska who signs himself Percival Clarence Smith. al, where the ladies will Cat and the Canary.” Mrs. Bertha ‘ena that “it ‘wil! open at the Booth|Granger, head of the Committee on ‘Theatre Arrangements, says every woman tation performance for his friends] who will be in the party is @ Smith) ‘will be given by Mr. Golden the pre- man. PLUCKED FROM A CHOIR. Every once in a while a choir boy ‘k in theatricals. In “Not many seasons ago,” writes a friend to us, “Morris Gest discovered youne Cropper singing in a Boston lurch and gave him a Chin Chow.” cae aig Very nice, of course! But what was Morris Gest doing in church? O'MORE TO S8INQ. Colin O’More, who had role in ‘‘Lassie’’ when that Seis ar here, is giving a song recital ut Car- negie Hall, Wednesday evening next. In his English group he will offer “In Rose Time," @ new song by Frank H. Grey, composer of “Sue, Dear." Incidentally, ‘‘Sue, Dear’ {5 doing very well out in the Middie Wert. It will play Chicago before coming back HOFFE COMING HERE, Word has reached William Harri dr. that Monckton Hoffe, author oF ‘The Painted Lady," in which Fay Pasar, he be seen titis season, will sail for New York from Engl - pew hg land Sat MISS ARMITAGE IN IT. Pauline Armitage will have « lead- world arrived in New York] ing role in “Virtue,” a play by Wil- from Slovakia on pi Palace Theatre, A BIG TIME AHEAD. ‘The Women's eget of ocratic Club of ich’ Mrs. Evelyn C. will introduce a new dance will have @ ‘The Silhouette’ in ‘The / ft, Czecho-| liam Everett which the Empire Play the 8.8. Mount) Clinton. | Company, Inc., has in rehearsal under Albee bad the rug made «nd it| Oscar Eagle's direction. be put in the new B. F. Keith] Cart Myles Mc- role. Gossip. Robert Woolsey and Helen Cites id Gossip | a, POEMS OF PREFERENCE J Her note made us ner- Anna wants the silver-plated cocoanut shocker hy will have another important salled wy, in Tiaminy & Twist some. ONE Wourd COME ALONG | THAT I KNow. P On-HS Here s Mes. WeasTeR $ Hey Jo& —1 Guess we'd BETTER START HOME TomorRROW MORNING —- VACATION AND WE OUGHTA GET BACK TO WORK! F MARY MIXUP WE'VE HAD A FINE. SYSTEM A FEW YEARG AGO DID'NT “You P HeLLo. MRS WEQSTER - Witt YA PLease come T ove House T DINNER UM RUNNING OVER “TO JINKS — Y/KNOW SHE'S JUST Bi KATINKA THAT I'M GONNA HELP FERDIE IN His ELECTION CAMPAIGN So SHE WON'T Be LEFT Ermine” to-night. Alaa Edwards, Girl," room. Two rows of seats have been added to the orchestra floor of The Ambas- sador Theatre for “The Lady in Er- mine’’ patrons, Frank Gilmore will, address of “The Gingham has radioitis in the dressing THE MISSUS: IN A HOLE $ THURSDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1922 ee JM AFRAID MY DIGESTION’S Goin! BAD - “fo MUCH sméKE. AM’ ASHES IN “TH'GRUB — MY MUCH BURNED UP Food AS 1 FEED iT—! F Yu BE THATS SATSFACTeRY: To ME, KATINKA ~ BUT you'tt HAVE To PHONE YOUR. COOKS UNION" AND GET. ME ANCTHER MAID!” Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. If 1 HAFTA SLEEP -ON “THAT GROUND ANOTHER EIGHT HOURS You'Lt TAKE. , ME HOME IN A WOODEN KIMONA vent f (VE GOT CORNS ON MY SHOULDERS AN Hips — IF T EVER GET IN A REAL BED WELL, Y'GOT NOTHIN! ON ME €D =~ fie SECOND “T' MOTION BUT LET'S START BACK RIGHT Now! | WHY PROLONG ae AGONY ANOTHER DOESN'T GRAVE. AS THAT XVe FoRGWWEN AN’ { FORGOTTEN he e = a ————— AW. COME ONL Mom Got MAD AND MADE ME Go TS BED Art} } AFTERNOON ~ | | Avy T WANT \ To GET EVEN AW. come Witt HER : ON ~ T WANT Y4 AWFUL BAD. — IT DIDN'T COME IN AT THE PIER |/— and THERE, I HAD THE WHOLE ST WAS SCHEDULED AT, AND THERE TRIP FoR NOTHING! 4 BAW-w-w- !! “IVE Got'En On THE WIRE, MUM — WHAT KIND OF A GIRL Do Y'WANT ? HELLO = HAve Y'coT WELL, ete Must BE ote ee DOESN'T Tet UES — ER Ques BACALL AND von'T| | (A DEAF AN’ DUMB GIRL ‘ Playwrights’ Club at the Hotel Mc- Alpin to-morrow night. 4 manufacturing company wants to name a refrigerator after Percival Knight. “ Frank Cork has been engaged to conduct the orchestra for “Spring- time of Youth,'’ coming to the Broad- the! burst. mine," in which Nance O'Neil will star this season. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘The Mayor of Delhi, who te running for re-election on a dry ticket, hi had his cellar door equipped with % i Eddie Buzzell certainly is & Broad- way favorite. The other day he had tea at the Rits and oh, what he had with him! The Children's Theatre at the ‘Threshold Playhouse will open Satur- day, afternoon with ‘‘Cinderella,’’ fred Hickman will play the lead- ir “masculine role in ‘Field of Er- FOOLISHMENT Mamie had a little goat, Its name was Nanky Poo; They say the goat resembled me, But that could not be true, had some whiskers on its chin, While I am smooth of face, So you can see quite readily Their talk was out of place PUT IT IN THE ACT. “My wife and I have never had « fight {n our home.” “True, but you've got a big beck strong padlocks, yard.’ B.D,