The evening world. Newspaper, October 17, 1922, Page 28

[ The Evening World Comics & 0 bree JOE’S CAR | Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. 7 Three Guesses! Good Evening ! By- BIDE DUDLEY Go T'SLEEP YOU PooR: Fook AN’ DON'T EVER SHOCT ONE.OF f Them “Cats” WHILE 1M AROUND! ‘ Oh, radio; oh, radio! [Gee ETS Ray aE TERT PE TN L.do not know what makes you [ POEMS OF PREFERENCE J 33 89, Camilla Topper, who lives “just I've neyer really cared to knOW,| across the bridge,” is to-day’s con- © And that is true. testant for the beeswax ple. S2e is a Ponly know the man next door] dancing Amazon, and her husband Delights in turning on your roar, | must be a ballroom marvel. Here's To let you spiel till | get sore her poem: , At him and you. The man I wed must be a man tat adi Whom people call a hoofer, ‘adi hh, radio! Ob, radio; ob, ra Oh, he can be a millionaire, IT's A FUNNY 4 LOoKIN' “THING - NEVER saw ANY THIN’ Lie. (T ~Gimme. ‘ THERE IN “Hy Look for articles to throw, Lbatitt 0 Heber When 1’d alleviate my woe, But when he tekes me out at night And get some rest. He's gol to be a dancer, You're wonderful, 1 will agrec—| Por / must have my turkey-trot Fo: him; mean; oh, not-to.me| "4 onesten that's the answer But holy smoke and jumping] 1 want:to near him gaity shout: gee! “Strike up the band, Professor!” You're sure a pest! I want the girls to yearn for him + Frid inde Of whom I'm proud possessor ce OBSERVATIONS. He need not be a handsome thing, ih But I'm so full of pepper TU never marry any man Untess he is some stepper. Why is tho Turkish situation like ® hote] because it is full of rumors Bive it up? _- & Harlem carpenter was robbed of Dis shoes last night. Undoubtedly pthe work of footpads. , A floating theatre on the Missis- sippi River sprung a leak yesterday. ‘The proprietors sank a lot of money in their venture. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY T OFTEN WoNDER WHY "MR BULL VONT Mare PoPULAR-FoR HE'S He PoLITEST MAN ST igste =e / on You fe es. (. Fiatherer INDEED A RARE Me Bue? “TREAT To MEET Sou AGAIN knew the Prince was a bootleg- ger, bit Coogan was a nice boy and was so sincere. She threw her arms about Coogan's neck. “My heart is thine,” she said with a Long Island accent. Both were very muddy. Com- MAMIE AND THE MUDHOLE. missioner Doggle smiled. “Royalty loses,” he said. HE Gives “TH’ IMPRESSION THAT HE WANTS To Borrow MONEY q a “THATS DusT “TH “TROVOLE ' FATHEAD 19 $0 DAWGONE Joodnes! Goodness! Was ever a girl te t—Botts.) ‘ Mrs. Doggie hauled off and Prince Soaki, the Russian, de- punched her husband's nose. © cided he would delay matters no The Prince wept longer, While he had sworn to It all seemed so absurd marry the Princess Runlikebell- (Tue End.) ski, daughter of old Gen, Ican te Runlikehellski, he knew Trotzky 7 would have the engagement an- THIS AND THAT. nulled, as Trotgky owed him two We are in receipt of a check for et bits, borrowed money. So, a3 |§$11 made out to the order of Joffer- i ( se ap everybody stood around the mud- json Shrewsbury Nutt and signed by aihrs re ree 5 hole and the birds sang in the |Tryan Getit, who discovered the LITTLE MARY MIXU Trade Mark ‘Reg. U.S, Pat. 0 trees along Oriole Avenue, the ‘| jumping peanut so popular in New : ‘ Prince spoke right up. , England end all points South. We i so neeaieie F eA nt CE eae +. “Miss MoTwiggle, will you | have sent the check to Mr. Nutt, now] ff I WoNDEe 7 ers dust ) | 4}. marry meski?” in Pennsylvania electionesring for ane a THe } How many Times ] Of. FIVE OR | ? & DAY de YA CET Being a bit nervous, he had |Goy, Miller, and his acknowledge- CAUGHT WHISPERIN® LITTLE DARLINGS forgotten his accent except on | ment shall be printed here. Several , SK Times A ' 2 DAY, SOMETIMES | _ the final word. people lately have sent us checks for \ IN -ScHool % i i = “Non est!” $11 for Mr, Nutt. Wonder why? TT ed SS + ‘Thus in Latin did Mamie reply. eis ' 4 Jepp Coogan, the town whistler, A letter from Wllabelle Mae Doolit- inte was suspicious. He had never | tle, the noted poetess of De'hi, states deen to Latin’or any other for- /that she will arrive in New York eign country, and he feared the |next week to conduct a poetry-writ- McTwiggle fortune was slipping | ing contest. from his grasp. “I have never been in your city,” 4 In Ais anger he sfepped on @ | she writes, “and I shall expect you ‘rolling stone and fell into the | to show me the sights.” . mudhole, Emerging,’ dripping We're pretty busy, but if she'll , With mud, he hardly looked like | come down to Brooklyn Bridge, we'll "Civic Virtue, but the girl loved | point out the Woolworth Building him. and Heywood Broun. Street Commissioner Doggie © saw things were coming to a * climax. AND NOW PERMIT US Ml Uh * nme i} | f hh UNUM acu i Ria - , It Was Only a “Frame Up”! “Wedding bells are about to To inform you we know a 7 dawn,” he said. Mrs. Doggie was building contractor who won't Goop GRACIOUS , WHATS PA WELL I AM~- AND WHEN 1T WILL RUIN THE i incensed. hire a laborer unless he is good QUARRELING ABOUT UPSTAIRS ? IL say (Lt po A THING APPEARANCE OF 1vS MY RodM | “Ou, you go slap a toad!" shé | enough to hold the attention of THE ROOM! vr et , 2 snapped. wa at least a dozen loafers while he OH ,HOMER, PLEASE = AIN'T IT 2. (** Mamie had to choose., She | works. a ; os DON'T Do IT — About Plays Players OMY STEVENS will be seen this| Bernard and Alex Carr are starred, seagon in a new play by Thomp- | !sn't going to desert Broadway for a 4 pe while, after all. ‘The Selwyns had ar- fe i, son Buchanan entitled “The! ranged to send this show to Chicago fe porting Thing to Do.’ The Morosco}and put ‘Johannes Kreisler’ in the ‘Holding Company will produce it; This play was tried out recently in Los Angeles, with En'd Bennett play- fng the role which has fallen to the Jot of Miss Stevens. Rehearsals will begin Oct. 30 and it is planned to bring the production to New York on, Phanksgiving Day. . Selwyn here. More time is needed to prepare the latter production, so Abe and Mawruss won't go West just yet. ENGAGES PEGGY woop, Peggy Wood has been placed under contract by Henry W. Savage, Inc., G S “ and will be presented by that firm oe ; ‘ 2 soon as the star of a musical play. | pee Bl Trade Mark Reg, U. 8. Pat, Off. : It Must Be Contagious so Caiillo and the “Mike Ange! At present she vip < jarjolaine, . a) nee 81 ti ! fompany, which have beeh playing] CAST OF “A CLEAN TOWN." S A SU OULDNT BORROW LIKE Sone PEOPLE 5 a : 2 ‘on the Pacific Coast, are coming East.| Besides Charles Rug and Luaille HY Rouaeiree, ts usWeO. Det, OA a / GON May J Vi yey ey. Q The play, which is the work of Ed-| Nikolas, the cast of “A Clean Town,” WHEN. IT COMES To T'D DARE ASK THE LADY UPSTA\ RAINING ! , a TOMBMUIe RE Lb Ot)! Za Ward Locke, will open in this vicinity! the latest Nugent play, now in re- kk I> BoRROWIN? THINGS THAT] LEND ME HERS P NOPE ~ 1 MUM? 9 Nov. 5 and come to Broadway a week|hearsal at the Belmont Theatre, will b . aa i ls later. include Norma Lee, Isabel Vernon, an’ : Buy MY OWN 6 Cteienige Bernard A. Reinold, Franklin Hann; | “BLOSSOM TI Francis X. Conl | “Blossom Time,’ after a brief visit | Ra!p! uuis Hendricks, Boris 5 $0 Joison’s Theatre, will move to the| Korlin, Scott McCarthy, Taylor Car- Century on Monday. The change is roll, Earle Craddock and Allen Mecessary because the Jolson has been | Dwisht. taken for “The Insect. “FOOL” AT TIMES SQUARE. * The Selwyns announce that Chan- “ping Pollock's new play, TO MOVE. | Francis X. Conlan, Leonard Doyl IN DAD'S FOOTSTEPS. John McNally jr., whose father wrote hits for such stars ax the late Fete Daly, 'the Rogers Brothers, Lil- +|Han Russell and others, has resigned his positian in the Keith Vaudeville Exchange and will devote his time to| / +|the writing of stage material in col- Frederick Vogeding, Sara Southern, |iaboration with May Tully. Morrison, Robert Cum- Maude Truax, Rollo Lloyd, a ‘ Lawrence, Genttrey. Stein, Ar, OVER THE BOUNDLESS! @hur Elliott and athers. 2 Two Winter Garden girls, Helen te eh — Fox and Louise Wayne; have signi *LAST WARNING” OCT. 24. contracts to £9 to Australia and act cure . and Goléreyér have ad-|out for Hugh Ward. It will be the eee oe de e i q yl odin et the Lams y have ever been -awaylin December. : parsed: ite seventy-fftth performance| dredge, Eleanor Woodruff, Moffat FOOLISHMENT. And his friends heard him say: | # A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Ea pt the. Kiaw Theatre. to you will find the] ximira Lane has been added to the ; Z last night. Johnston and Ernest Cossart for “Six] There was a young man named Mc-| “I guess I can’t carry a tune.” 5 #4, to avold ponflict with other ‘he Lady In Ermine.” Members of the Hippodrome house] Characters in Seargh of an Author." Gene, ' The show Tue: Notice, ladies! ae Howard Marsh of ‘Blossom Time''| staff are resplwident {n sew uniforms] Ted Barron is now with Harry von] wro pought some shect music one PUT IT IN THE ACT. night will be a good one, ands . Plans to become a producer of musical| that cost §20, Tilzer. ‘He has a dong caiicd Pie I'm crazy over things electrical. house hasbeen seal of ABE AND MAWRUBS. The ‘Revue Russe’ will present an comedy, Brock Pemberton has engagod|ture: Without « Frame. Arthur "00M “Oh, an Spesh ABW Li 3 bs 9 Again,” in ‘which Barney entire npw programme at the Booth ‘Better ‘Times, at the Hippodrome,|Margeret Wryeherly, - Florence El-! Rosenfeld please write! He lost tt, the fay? Jana allce.—Wellsville Optte, 6 ; i d : '