The evening world. Newspaper, October 16, 1922, Page 28

‘J wonder where she is to-night— Good Evening! By BIDE DUDLEY VEUBURURUBUER zi NNO IN The girl | didn’t wed; } wonder if a thought of me E’er penetrates her head. 1 wonder if she’s sorry now We had our little spat, The night she gave me back the ring And turned and left me flat. I wonder if she reads my stuff And says “I knew him when,” Or does she think as others do, My home should be the pen? I wonder if she feels she made My life an awful botch, But what | wonder most just now ls where to get some Scotch. OBSERVATIONS. Mischa Elman is to marry. How- ever, he will remain master—of the violin. The Oser-McCormick wedding is Row scheduled for next April. Prob- ably April 1! We notice by The gvening World of Saturday that Mr. and Mrs. Rich- ard Derby sailed for Europe on a ship named fetaoinetaoinetaoinshrd- Tuet. Evidently it is a Pi Line boat. We take off our hats to Yale. Any Eastern team that can lose a toot- ball game to a lot of husky West- erners by a score of only 6 to 0 Is some team. MAMIE AND THE MUDHOLE. (The Boobleheimer Presa, believing this story will be one of the six best smeliers, will publish It in bock form.) Mamie McTwiggle didn’t be- Neve in murder. Never in her whole life had she killed a hu- man being, as she was not a girl who enjoyed crime. It there- fore was a source of much worry to her when Street Commis- sioner Doggie became incensed at his wife and told her to go slap a toad. Imagine a socicty ‘woman slapping a toad! Usu- ally they are very austere, and Mamie was aware of this, hav- ing attended many social gather- ings. However, she knew Mrs. Dog- gie was a rough lady aud sie feared she might pick up # rock , and slam the Commissioner with | it, Would this occur? Mamie decided to wait and see. “Oh, you hush up, Doggie!" Thus Mrs. Doggie replied. ‘The danger seemed past Jepp Coogan, the tension re- * Heved, began to whistle “The - Cuss With the Custard Pie.” ‘The Prince was somewhat clas- sical. He frowned. “Quit that, Coogan!” ‘That was what Prince Soaki @iid. Then he added: “My blood is biue.” Mamie turned and ran into » the house. Five minutes later , whe was at her desk writing a “What Did You See” tale in the hope that her close friendship » for Senator McQuaid would win . her a Ford. You see, she had a desire to take a certain man out POEMS OF PREFERENCE J Sadye Anderson of downtown Man- hattan is out to win the celluloid icicle-twister, the prize in this con- test. At the same time Sadye wants a husband and she says as much in the following rhyme: I want a man this season With a gifted mind and bold, Who'll only live by reason And not alone for gold, Now he must always love me With a spirit good and fine. He must be ideal and happy, Iltustrous, industrious, divine. A dandy chap who's fair, Who'll charm my cares away With a smile and graceful air And make life bright and gay. driving. But her story was al- most wiul as this one. Frankly, it all seemed so ab- surd. (To Be Continued.) Wonder Where Billy Was! The Art “League met Thursday at the home of Mrs. William Goat.— Wellsville Optic Advice. Louis Siegel, who lives in Harlem, thinks everybody should smile and keep a-plugging when he starts any- thing. Last Friday he wrote a poem on the subject. Try this over on the trombone of your soul: In trying to attain success Be persistent, son If you are seeking happiness Be persistent, No matter if in quest of fame, Affection of some haughty dame, The formula is just the same, Be persistent, sgn. Success is his who grimly strives Be persistent, son. In spite of all, that man “arrives,” Be persistent, son, No matter if the goal in sight Is one of brains or one of might, It goes to him who dares to fight, Be persistent, son. NUTT'S DOPE. “Dear Dud,” writes Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt from New Jer- sey, “I and the wife are ov here in New Brunswick inv: gating the El murder for you. Will report on it soon, The wife said something pretty cute to- 1’ she said, ‘isn't Dr. jand running for Governor When | told her id: ‘Wel Pretty good, eh? “I'm giving this to you free, but me $11 Monday. me money to my lone, out in Ohio. 9 Scotch painter dropped a bucket of paint on an Irishman hore to- day and it w: citement but could AND NOW PERMIT US To inform you that a photog- rapher friend of ours says that whenever he wants a mil!ionaire to smile for the camera he holds up a nickel. rn nothing.” About Plays E would advise all readers to W wait for the big show. John Joker Townsley of Newburgh fm to do some entertaining at the Lexington Theatre to-morrow night— why, we don't know—and New- bh says he is a hum-dinger, Read this despatch from the town up the fiver, built on the slant: “If Scotiand ca produce a Lauder, #0 can America produge a Townsley, with the assistance of Newburgh ‘That ts the way Newburghers praise fn speaking of John Joker Townsley, entertaining Scotch character in the pight and parcel post carrier in the day. He appears on the stage of the Jexington Theatre, New York, Tues- day night, and it will be his first time to entertain a metropolitan audience. For four years he has entertained local audiences. Is a resident of New burgh. Was employed by Newburgh Postoffice."" Gosh! Guess we'll have to go. THE DOZEN TO BE THERE. The fifty girls in the Daily Dozen Dumber, in “The Passing Show of 1922," at the Winter Garden, will ap Pear at the opening of the National Physical Culture Exhibition, at Madi- wen Square Garden next Monday night “They will all display symmetry of * says Joe Flynn. ‘The average chorus girl takes care of hersolf, I know, becaure J once had a coumtp with the Watson Beef Trust, and be told me so.’ ®HE'LL DESERT THE PiGs. May Irwin, who has been 9 farm- grees for three or four years 1 No. 23 { or and Players of the Thousand Islands, has heard the call of Art. She will be Mistress of Ceremonies for the ‘ ‘8s when they put on their show at the Punch and Judy Theatre. * I hate to leave the farm," says she; ‘‘but what is a pigpen compared to Art?" WHERE THE MUSIC Is. “Is there any music in this play?" asked a man at the Hudson: box-office Saturday night, referring to So This pndon," ‘o, sir!"’ replied the affable treas urer, whatever that is, ‘There is no music in the play, but there {ts in the box-office. It is a song called “The Jingle of the Silver in the Till.’ "* At least Eddie Dunn asserts he sald it and—listen—we'll take Eddie's word any time. GOSSIP. “The Insect” will open at Jolson's Theatre Oct. 26 Mabel Withee’ will be a cricket in this play and Kenneth McKenna a poetle ttle butter! Mme Kousnezoff uses castinets 200 years old in the “Revue Russe” att Booth, Julius Lenzberg and his Riverside Orchestra will contribute a number on the stage at that } © next week Sig. Beniamino Gigli of the Metro politan have a box party to-night to se The Lady in Ermine.” William Harcourt Lawrence Eddinger have been engaged by bourn Gordon for “Find Cynthia Walter Albee, of Brooklyn, is a very happy parson. George M. 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SHE'S A SYMPATHETIC GiRt AN’ THAT } KIND OF STUFF WILL (—— LAPPEAL To Her IS S IM THE BABY Wo CAN GIVE, ADVICE — I*KNow. WOHEN Like A Book! a ny, Cope, 1908 (N.Y, Eve, Work) Bi Prom Pub € NOTHIN: DOIN’ WHERE YOU CAN HEAR A LOT OF SOUR - JAZZ AND LOOK AT A ABUNCH OF UNDER DEVELOPED OVER ExPosEd FLAPPERS — You STAY Ha-Harl miss Her HUH — How LoNG HAS SHE BEEN AWAY © WELL, Hol DID You MAKE OUT ?| DID Y'SPRING THAT LINE ABOUT NOT BEING WORTHY OF HER ? Lois Bolton for the leading role in| Krakauer Chupity his new play, “The Doormat.” “Able's Trish Rose" Three hundred naval cadets will see] Pay Bainter by. “The Gingham Girl” after the Army-|f las Angeles Navy football game Nov, 25. ing in “1 > The Young Folks’ League of the! Theodore Komisa Society will see te e Painted Lady.” .) arrive in Ame ssist the Theatre Guild isworth Camp is in New York nd the rehearsals of “The Last which is based on his he House of Fear."’ » begin rehears hfore! A second-story man, Howard Hickman, is a fellow who tells stories that have been told be- A THQUGHT FOR TO-DAY, according to You WANTA Ger DONTCHA LET ER'L DONTCHA LET ‘ER sie caw TEND THe BARBY - \NTERESTED IN THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY To SEALS — AND WHAT Do YOU PROPOSE “YO DO’ WITH THE MONEY ? THE BROOK “TREES ;»—— CHIPMUNKS CAN ENJOY cc Bor DON LET ER On A DIDN'T GET HE THE CHANCE, Ss FOOLISHMENT. “Papa,” said a little girl, Are you stewed to-night?” “No, my dear,” the man replied, Much to her delight, “THERE'S Music IN THE MURMER OF IF You BuT wite! Me Toit! eee — THE WIND AMONG “he LIFE IN WHE PLAY OF AND SQuIRRELS — TALL On! ABouT A CHECK Book AN’ A HALE # That Cooks the Cook! FRA BRiMERHOER — Tena LET ! Now I CAN AFFORD NEW SEAL-SKIN BEAT PUT IT IN THE ACT. “Is Bangs, the baker, working?" “No.” “1 sce—still loafing, eht*