The evening world. Newspaper, October 3, 1922, Page 28

5 : 7 ; eran arn aaeeteiaamaiania catia - . v4 The Evening World Camics | Z ark i 7m Mech ° n Fr Baty 7} i JOE’S CAR § ‘Tide Mark Reg. U. 8, Pat. ott. That “We” Includes Joe!!~° j i Good Evening! There! y'see! 1 Top We're all as meek as any mouse Whea Susan’s beau drops in. By BIDE DUDLEY ( POEMS OF PREFERENCE } BUT LOOK ED ~ ACCORDING TH'MAP WE'RE ON “THE WRONG! ROAD = WE SHOULDA “TAKEN TWAT LAST ‘Turn 7) TH Leet ~ THIS 1S JUST A BACK ROAD AN’ 'T DON'T Go ANYWHERE - were, ain't WE Tere! y'see ~ it's GETTIN’ ROUGER ALL The “TIME AN’ LOOKA “Those, PudDLes — y’ BerTerR, Go Back Ep! ’ He: ma an’ me set ’hind the} Gertie M., who lives in Larchmont, iT COMES Ye AN END house is to-day’s entry in the race for the Ub HERR A wave’ Wart vy When Susan's beau drops In, [patent greased-pig catcher offered as ef z AYS Aen sien al 2 UG! The rooms may look bad the prize in this contest. Tae sort Naf ba all through the day, With things throwed ‘round, an’ dust, but say— They ain’t a-lookin’ that a-way When Susan’s beau drops in. She always wears her Sunday best When Susan’s beau drops in. You bet yer life she’s fancy of man she would marry {s outlined in the following rhyme: I want a handsome fellow Whose heart will be all mine; His voice must be 0 mellow + TU think # just divine; His age must be near thirty, He'll need a bank account And give his darling Gerti¢ Each day a targe umount, You've heard me shout, So trot him out. 4 dressed perma tcataihe rhebie nitro When Susan's beau drops in. | “Full.” Then Floosh knew the My corncob meerschaum’s laid] old King was safe. Not being away, able to talk, he naturally fl For Susan says it looks too jay. A dime seegar comes into play When Susan’s beau drops in. The children*act the nicest kind, wouldn't talk and no Buskaloosi danger would ®xist. The mech ing was called off—the King awful, Princess Fanny knew that Y'so — stuck 7 “H' Huss! I Tod ¥'So - HEH-HeEH ~HeM , , Floosh had saved her fathc. and Now Wor When ‘Susan’s beau drops in. she was fairly grateful. ‘ ’ ‘ eae “DUR MOTHER-IN-LAWS FF REASON HAVE SOU A look Lay Susan makes ’em a you marry me?” he “eck wie” ANT , FUNERAL-AN' BECAUSE YOUR HS ime mind . | asked. “GRANDMOTIER DEAD, WIFE WAS Sick AN! When Susan’s beau drops in, Before- the Princess céuld excused! BECAUSE YOUR He’s been a-comin’ 'bout a year, But till he whispers in her ear Them words, the nights us folks will fear When Susan’s beau drops in. OBSERVATIONS. This is Fire Prevention Week. The coal dealers will help in their own way. Prohibition seems to be affecting the Middle West in various ways. The Ohio River is threatening to yo dry. A street pavement exploded in reply drums were, heard. The, peasants were marching down / Main Street ‘The King said he Mked the music and wanted to dance. “Oh!” said the Prince It was a trying moment (To Be Continued.) The News in Bogash. The new ticket agent at the depot has the reddest nose in town, but he claims itsis a birthmark.—Bogushe (O.) Times, THIS AND THAT. Lee Moss, a young lady who lives Denver recently, whereupon several | in downtown Manhattan has sent us wise scientists declared Plosions not impossible. THE ROYAL BOOTLEGGER. TF ‘A ‘vomit, when she's once been won, WHE loyal’ be. (Bho ill, Mie tum The cream-like days of Au- y tumn were passing and the ~ Peppermint Princess was be- ginning td feel the sadness of them. Several sultors had spoken of love to her, but she had prom- ised her#father, old King John, not to marry until the dissatis- fied peasants had become recon- ciled to the policies of the Government. It was rumored she loved Floosh, the American, But he would not discuss the matter, saying he never talked ‘when Princesses were in love * With him. King John had agreed to ad- > dress the peasants the following = Tuesday evening. Floosh saw in, = this move danger, for it was almost certain members of the Buskaloosi would be in the au- dience and they might attack . * the King with bean-shooters. such ex- = fourteen bottles of Scotch. These 2 he placed before King John, = “I bet you can't taste every = bottle,” challenged Floosh. The old King knew that “he who takes a dare will steal sheep,” so he had all the corks a poem, + He had a plan. Hedda Hopper, who is still the wife Tuesday came and Floosh ap- | of DeWolf Hopper, hates to see peo- = peared at the palace with ple late in coming to a theatre. She ; drawn, After the first drink he to suggest that the man who - sald, “Wonderful!” After thé knows it all wouldn't be so bad fourteenth he said merely, if he didn't insist on telling it. Its prologue, however, is what interests us most, Read it: T am sending you a poem, That came from my dome, It may not be very fine, But it certainty docs rhyme. George M. Cohan and John Philip Sousa stood in the lobby,of a Broad- Way theatre one night, several years ago, chatting. “It must -be gr&titying,” said Mr. Cohan, “to be as well known as you are, Mr, Sousa.” . “It is, of course,” replied the great bandmaster modestly, “and yet it has its disadvantages, I can't go to a theatre with my family but what T am pointed out. This forever being recognized gets monotonous some- times,” Just then two young men came out 2of the theatre. “There's Georgie Cohan,” said one, The other looked. ‘ ( - “Who's the guy he's with?” asked, Mr. Sousa enjoyed the situation hugely. . kas suggested that there be put id the lobby of all playhouses a sign reading: . “Better Never Than Late.” “Ha, Ha!” (This from the managers.) AND NOW PERMIT US About Plays ’ E MET Richard G, Herndon, . theatrical producer, this morn- fashier in this hotel told me,” re- “Why,” came from the theatrical fran, “the Bankers’ Convention is on And then he laughed some more Peeatrical district yesterday and or- ¢ and Players dered dinner. As the waiter was leav- ing Mr. MacQuarrie called him back. “You may bring us a couple of gin- A DOWLING THEATRE, Piied Mr. Herndon. “The house is a Hink in a chain of hotels and he sald] It 4s announced that Eddie Dowl- he General Manager had notified all|ing, author-actor, now in “Sally. his cashiers to look out for bad $10 | !tene and" Mary,” will take charge of M4 @ Shubert theatre next season for his and $20 bills. own productions, ; “What's there to laugh about in mt that?” WYNN DOING WELL. From Chicago comes the news that Ed Wynn, in his “Perfect Fool" sho | TINNEY SIGNS AGAIN, ney New York engagement 2 he}. AW, Gimme Harr. © THAD A Pece © WATER: MELON , I GIVE YOu HaAur- WRAP UP THAT Bowl oF CAKES, KATINKA~ MoTHER JUDGING FROM, THE. LENGTH OF TIME THAT) HOPE IT ISN'T THAT SAPHEAD OLD LADY HAS BEEN You MEAN... IF YU Wut To ceT A PECE o' WATERMELON , YOu 'D GIMME HALF oF ir? Honest 2 cross YeuR Meart 2 Hey, Mom - Give Boasie A Nice Bic Pee o' WATER -MELON WILL YA ® YEP- I WON'T SEE You For FeRDIE ASKIN’ To Come OVER — HE'S AN AWFUL NUISANCE! AN! FRENCH ‘JALLRIGHT, WELL START AT THE NOW , ABOUT THE MODERN LANGUAGES MR. BENSON- WE TEACH TWO-SPANISH NES, SPANISH IS THE COMING LANGUAGE -TH\s \S MISS O'SULUVAN OUR SPANISH TEACHER = HER FIFTY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE HAS MADE tour. 5 the Winter Garden, is being taught aay SIX LONG HONTHS, KATINKA~ PM LEAVING FoR SOUTH Miss PRIMM~MAY 'T ASK WHO 18 THE GENTLEMAN PASSING ?) ssom Time," now at Al Jolson's}ers. Is comment necessary? oe) How. GIMME | . HALE O° THAT.’ LIKE YOu SAID YOU WOULD CERTAINLY “HERE You ) ARE sPoawe THAT OLD PeEsT 1S Gorn? !! Es GOTTA DIG 'ER ovT PP? : Of Course French Is Lots More Interesting! OW, THAT'S MR BURKE THE vT LANGUAGE FRENCATEAAER = THE AT be ah a DID YOU DECIDE Another wanted him, ing and he was chuckling. He alan tac he ait MER VERY COMPETENT = T HEARTILY BOARD 1S THINKING ow ‘a jhad come out of a hotel in the Broad es, sir,” came from the walter. RECOMMEND SPANISH DISMISSING HIM = HE'S TOO Way district. Then lowering his tone, he sald; “I'm Pee ca etc: | “Why the smile?” we asked. new in this place. What do you a Ae J usually get when you order ginger “Just laughing at something the} ale?" this week. There'll be 10,000 visiting |!8 doing exceedingly well. Ed's bra ; j : of humor suits the Windy City thea- feankers in town, But, of course, tl tregoers exactly—and his prices are General Manager didn't think of that | right Qhen lie issued the order.” | , Arthur Hammerstein announces} to ten weeks, so that a new Tinney Gossip. » the chorus girls, She hag | Theatre, gelebrated ite first New York | tie FOOLISHMENT. Ae PUT IT IN THE ACT, HE WANTED TO KNOW. that he has entered into a new con-| piece may tour the country each sea Marguerite Maxwell is now being soy a Say “swell flapper’*] birthday last night Ole CRete iheEE ae aes carts! when does a ship tell falses : 4 rederick {tact with Frank Tinney whereby he} sop. With this plan in mind MnJoo © antes Gitk, ‘Wont. Gide,” |=" John —— is C8, gh, were slim. Ly fecrns, piacavprvie and Frederick} wit have the comedian under’ his|Hainmeratein’ wil closo the engage- | estured % ert “ " » “Hunky-Dory" company wil] A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | put they were married when she | hoods? Treeedell of “That Day" went to 4| management elght years more. It i#| ment of “Daffy Dil]" at the Apallo on|at tho Bayes Theatre copelude its engagement at the Klaw] An English military authority says fousd Oh dan’ knew: Me ual Pesteurant just off Broadway in the|the producer's idea to limit ‘4n-|Oct. 21, and send the company on| Zita Lockford, French dancer at| Theatre on Oct. § and tour Canada, | married soldiers make the best fight- ‘ he pi 's ide: mit the T: . “When she lies at the wharf.” ,