The evening world. Newspaper, September 26, 1922, Page 28

An? I’m here all by myself, on a faded picture, ‘that’s standin’ on the sh-li, old memories it brings me, | © Each one with its tender thrill, @ picture of a mother Bleepin’ out there on the hill. I feel once more the spank- >. tr’ - That I got across her knee, yemind again I’m squirmin’ SAn-my efforts to get free, hen. f, feel her gentle kisses, = Good night kisses on my brow, my eyes are blurred with » moisture, © But | love it, anyhow. TWites will.come when I am yearn- 2 k ay @ For-those days now long gone > by, a lick from mother’s slipper, ~ For a piece of mother’s pie. it is, when twilight’s fallin’, An’ I’m here all by myself, at I go an’ get a picture, One that’s standin’ on the sheif. OBSERVATIONS. ‘By the way, what has become of the Ward shooting case? ~ You may have your disappoint- “ments, but just think of those rob | Pers who held up that empty call + “The Evening Telegram calls George jas “The Noted English Movie = Well, it’s hip own fault. ‘The Poulin-Tierney controversy is Bttracting a lot of attention, but | what of the innocent little boy who Mgures in the fight? “Since the Turks have refused the terms proposed by the Allies, Wellsville has put in its bid for a urk cannon for City Park. Dr. Copeland says he will accept Democratic nomination for Gov- or if it is tendered him. All got to say is that the Doc isa fellow. THE ROYAL BOOT- LEGGER. { i i: i \ John decided he would pe aversion to tho rag- laily.— He called the privy coun- “Pell together and asked them to be seated. . . Prigcess Fanny of Peppermint suspedted her father was to do a © lot of talking and she hid bebind jthe curtain holding in her hand @.dish of raw oysters. “Gentlemen,” began King John, “T must fight when I am drink- ing. I know it is wrong, but what are ragmen for anyway?” ‘® ‘None could answer, At that point Floosh, the Royal bootleg- appeared in the council <“Keep quiet,” commanded his | s:réyal majesty. _.ARY KATHERINE CAMP- 'S BELL, the Colunrbus, O., girl » ‘who won the beayty contest ‘Atlantic City recently, has gone po vaudeville. “She made her debut ees ‘Theatre, Cleveland, in a . She was a dit nervous ay had the looks and the audi- gave her an ovation. Miss Camp, Soeording to Walter Kingsley, roguish smile and: ex¢ “mean voice... She also. put. some humorous lines and the udlenc simply ate them up. New perk is to. have @ chance to see this ty the vaudeville stage soon. met one day. Gosh, we hope -Goesn't forget us entirely when ‘gets famous. *@, fubber stopper in a wast he used in a theatre. Fuller fh ts the actor and the stopper fo the Nixon Theatre, Pitts: ; h was acting.in “On when -he found the ‘Summoning Harry Brown. of the theatre, he eaid: Brown, I congratulate you. # wash basin in my dressingroom ly has a stopper.” dered if you'd notice {t,” res- “May we-expect to looking bo and ia the near ‘Brown. ood Evening ! By BIDE DUDLEY “|[ POEMS OF PREFERENCE | lish promised ena mies went overjoyed. This story comes A TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1922 AAPA D ALLO PPPPP PPD ALL PPRPPPR PRR PDR ER ADDR DRDARADALS ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Ott, 1 SEQ WHERE .1'M GONNA Ger PYPPED OUT OF MY ANNUAL VACATION “TRIP — A MAN'S 6 FOOL “To LET His wife QUINCE. ALL HIS PLANS! ~GosH, ie sue'DL 4 ONLY “TeLt ME. EJ —BuT Dovey —“THev's No FUN GoIN' ON A“TRIP) wiTHouT You — You KNow “Har — “GEE, I'D HAVE A SOUR TIME OF IT IF T HADDA “TAKE ED OR SOMEBODY —_? — SILLY, You ANd ED Courd Have A FINE “Time! WHY DON'T You GET HIM TO Go IF HE aN ? Miss C. Satz, a very nice girl, has decided to try to win the silver. plated banana, the prize in this con- test. At the same time she has a hope that she will annex a husband. Her vereo follows: I want a handsome Dave, Who's full of infatuation ; One of whom girls will rave, He nuust be a ecusation, He must never feet blue, He must be a jolly skate, And immediately start to woo, To win me as his mate, He must be a sportsman, Who does things very coo, And if I get this man ohed thanks sincerely. you. Trade Mark Reg. U. 8, Pat. Off. So Floosh did. At that juncture the ragman ‘was seen passing the castle. Old King John was infuriated. Floosh thought the time pro- pitious to propose marriage to the Peppermint Princess. “My dear sweet girl,” he said, “the fellow who writes this col- umn is but a handsome child. But ah, they say he frequents drug stores.” Princess Fanny was astounded. Just then a camel went by the castle. Floostr looked out. “A relic of the desert,” he said. “Aw, shut up!” said King John. The Princess felt her hold on the Kingdom slipping. (to Bo Continued). WELL TT WouLD'NT Go So FAR AS To Say Tart Al Sav! NEIGHBOR- CouLb ZT BoRRAW Your Ser GUN HWY NOT Do T Look LIKE A GUY WHO WOULD WILL HIMSELF ? BuT 1F T X CANT LET You 5 LOOKED LiKe : Have (T Mister NEXDoor"! A WORD FROM DOOLITTLE Ellabelle Mae Doolittle, the noted poetess of Delhi, Offers girls some good advice to-day regarding flip young men. “Boot them out,” says she. Her poem ‘on the subject fol- lows: I do not like ftp young men, To me they are a bore. Their loud ways are very foolish, To me they are a bore. One day one said to me: “You may put your shoes in my trunk,” “Why 96 fresh, young man?” I asked. “Have you been on a drunk?” My sister's child, Teeney Ricketta, Slapped a fly on Grandpa's head. He became very angry, indeed, But “Look out there!” was what he sald, But, speaking of filp young men, They talk too much through their hat. Reverend Jones was bleary-cyed to- day, Methinks he must of been on a bat, SCHOOL DAYS. Mother—Johnnie, what ure you do- ing? Johnnie—Washiify me cars. Mother—What’s her name, son? No, Mit, Pane! T can ‘Do YOUR ELRAND Yusr WELL 45 You can. = tow Ten Me war YOU WERE GOING TS GET DOWN “tows AND I' LL GET 17 IW, You STAY ERE aN Ware THE BABY AN hb LET ME Go AN Do ySoR ERRAND For I Gotté& Go MYSELE | apn 188 (N.Y, live. Werk) Bp Pram ok KATINKA WELL FERDIE, Now THAT A Bic Trade Mark Rog. U. 8. Pat. Off. ) UM STARTIN’ GUT ON A TRIP RACK OMPANY 1S GOING To! YourRE ToMoRRow $ UM GONNA Follow oe RaTANA'e Biscuits ¢— | Teo Late, || UP THAT COMPANY'S SALESMAN ON THE MARKET, MAYBE P| EVERY OUN Re VEINS 3 , let WE.CAN GET You A an Bs ‘Poor SAP — i, (2% You'RE A FINE nO BUSINESS WHY NoT TAKE A DipFeRENT TERRITORY $ WHAT CHANCE [ 57 YoU) HAVE YOU GoT SELLING J pont BISCUITS IN A PLACE WHERE (nice @s]AND, ANCTHER SALESMAN { : HAS ALREADY SovD ‘en? fret SELLING) “DYSPEPSIA” OB _ON THE Roa! AND NOW PERMIT US] | j ‘ee To call your attention to the é S) fact that a Chicago girl named Hooker has juet married a man named Fish, and to ask who, in your opinion, did the courting. from Press Agent’ Vance, who’ has marked it “No dupes.” Our advice to actors who want to look clean tg to go to Pittsburgh and use the stoppers in the wash basins, “THAT DAY” FOLLOWS “SUE.” After nearly four months on Broad- way “Sue, Dear,’ the musical com- edy now at the Bijou, will leave Sun- ay morning for Cleveland, where it will play a week at the new Ohio ‘Theatre;"orie of the most beautiful ‘houses-in.the Buckeye State. Detroit will follow. “That Day,” en Ameri- can play by Louls K. Anspaclier, will open at the Rijou Monday. Richard G. Herndon is the producer. TO MOVE “BLOSSOM TIME.” ‘The Messrs. Shubert, producers of “Blossom Time,"’ have decided to move {t to the Jqlson Theatre next Monday, At the same time the first mney, of the operet! BAB's OPAGANST (T= SHE INVITED MILO AND TO BREAK THE ENGAGEMENT WOULD MEAN BREAKING PER WORD= WILL SHE DO\T 2 2- AND To MAKE. \T MORE TEMPTING” GEE, BAB THE WHOLE TOWN 15 GOSSIPING ABOUT YOUR TAKING, ANLO YO “HE BALL-NOU'LL. FEEL SORRY FOR NOURSELE | (T's JUST WHEN YOU SEE ME STEPPING | BECAUSE You AROUND WITH MAS. SMm~ WERE SO MEAN ‘To MILO THAT T INVITED HIM AND) TM GOING HRY BAROLD SMITH SENDS You THESE. BEE-UTIPUL ROSES AND ASKS YOU TD ATTEND THE BALL Wit HEEM> YOULL SURELY FORGET ABOUT: MILO NOW IMPOSSIBLE MILO ‘TO MIRE. SMH} MIDDLE , HUM? SMIH'S BALL=1M SURPRISED WELL, UM GOING WI) Edith Day went pyer to the Hippo- ironie yesterday ays Bave an elephant n‘appie. At exactly 8 P. M. yesterday Mme. Marie Kousenoff, the Russian artist, discharged her hair-dresser, William Roselle, the unfortunate] deadwood thev have been forced to} summer, but he neve: b r knew w drunk in the drama, is now acting tn} buy. Tough luck, eh, boys? came of tt. AY Uas Be FOOLISHMENT. PUT IT IN THE ACT. -| present “The Torch-Bearers” !n Sing] Maro Klaw, Inc. guson, Errant."’ Sing in the near future. A little girt named Mary Bon “The people of the United Stal pono pov De ais Alex Rea of the Reandean Compeny| Don Allen, the picture wag, has| ‘He Who Geta Slapped’ will close es. A isla cit named are Rats shea bo vere ddeted Bar Gente a 0 seesiens poi ai of London ny arrive in New York to-| written us to express the opinion that|at the Garrick Saturday night. “It. A THOUG FOR TO-DAY. She learned to play “Tie Blooey “Why?! Well, maybe! 'y. | day "to seo od bai Batuing Siki looks Uke Frank Tinney] U. R.'* will open there Oct. 9. houses are not papered by pa- Blues," rT rnc Se ha oO Arthur Rosenfeld, the picture frame| In the cork. Several East Indians will be tn the], ngera, Ask the theatre trea-| But her career waa ! e et brokers -bave @. lot of poet, invested-in a Negro show last} Stewart & I’rench have arranged to| cast of The Whee! of Life,” in which] surers, Eureka Mi ‘ '