The evening world. Newspaper, September 18, 1922, Page 24

By- BIDE This ‘world gt times seems dreary To ny friend, and you; ‘OF living we get weary t least} we think we do. There’ 's trouble all around it - (Our share we always get But;alter all, we've found it A-good old world. vou bet Quite frequently we Why fate-e’er put us here Cares seem to snow us under Our heart is filled with fear wonder Then through the dark comes —e- shining 1-The light—in every case Ve find, when done with pining, “This World's a great old place. OBSERVATIONS. A reader hag ask bow In, life’ dropped us a nue o hurd-botled & . cards Ric packer, the Ace, has taken a Queen. Now. that Mur MeCormick has that modisie shop she can put herfree adyertising to. good account, George Single ‘on, a Sing Sing pa- i rote: Violator, was betrayed by his 4 teeth and sent back to prison. Fur. i thier evidence that it Is alw best t toMeep your mouth shut | ij } An iagaueua Honor. * MeCue fe @ ry proud #8 killed to-day by y the coualn of 1 worked for Presi- gosh, O., Time gaok who @ent HMarding.—D. TA XICAB TESSIE. Be trough Aw wwoet a4 f queens, When Tessie Tiuilospeuro, es engaged a room fn the boarding house of Mrs. Ainelia Przybycylowiez, she had | Fo idea it was next to the hall used by the Jimtown Sfiver Vor- fet Band as a practice place. “The landlady had told her the horse was as quiet as a mouse and, knowing mice are usually Jey auiet, she had taken the foom without argument. But ‘Tuesday night came and h it ceme the weekly rehouresi of the hand. | +» Tessie had retired and was al- jost ready to watt away into Bweet dreams when suddenly a @iscord from three cornets, a flip horn and a flute struck her par.. Then came a “boom” from the bass drum, away off the key The pretty school teachor l»apel Ont of ber bed “J wonder!” she said. oogand she did wonder, too. But what was tho use? “Over the Waves,” the famous waltz, sto- Ygn ‘by salt the composers in | New. York at different times, j was being murdered. f “Nay, quiet, that!” Tessie was cajling through the baimy night air, { ““Bersmagh, Tare-itty-squamp! Tt'was another discord. “at that moment a dark Ggure her window, Good Evening ! {POEMS OF PREFERENC DUDLEY Naina M., a young lady who yes on side Drive, has inade a strenu- ous bid for the flexible street car, the prize in this contest, with a poem: that states minutely v man she would marry. It might be . you eligible regders, to peruse ner poem. You may fit the Dill ex actly, Leok: T want a man who's great Interesting as can be. He-must be very sedute And only think of me With him PU go to dances Whore muste is just grand Hel put me into trances, sHe'd be the best in the land We can't be sentimental But jnust be full of gay ales "tok ; fife family dropped if ou bis head “Moving pletures for yull, Toads.” abo called. Por ft was Toaly Allen. the handsome ) eg: A robin red in a trv, began to screech; two peckers pecked and Con Brown evtered the band halt only: to.be thrown out on his neck The thought of the eat! ation entranced Te It all esemed so (To Be Continued.) re sta Strange Girls. A ytrange. strange girl Is Harriet Vali. She simply wilt not Bob hei hair. Washington Herald. r, straage girl ts Mawle Haj). she never plays the Phonograph. Our Own Sholeneg See?” On w subway train last night we few a young a white git) and the youth give his to a young ¢ ylored woman, re saw @ white He Knew Us. We found a blind man waiting to cross Broadway at 42d Street yester- day and, taking his arm, guided hing throngh the'traffic. On reaching the sidewalk, he sald: “We've met bo- fore.” “Where?” we asked. “At Park Place and Broadway a year ago, July 21. You guided me actoss the street. I-recognize your touch.” AND NOW PERMIT US to gay that Rey. Coley Baxton of Wellaville always refuses to y poker on Saturday night as that isthe night he uses to prepare his Sunday sermon, appeareg wider Saiwyos have had printed a bletter’ on which aro the pic- tures of ‘the five stars of the Sodthen Circle” Company, opening to-night in Plainfield. One of the staiw is Charlotte Walker, anothar is Witton Lackaye, Lust week while re- hearsing, Miss Walker bocame nery- ous and said: “Oh, I feel like giving this part up. Vm eo upset over it, Really I believe I'm go to the managemtnt and re- siga.’” Oh, you: can't do that,’’ Lackaye. “Why not?’ “They've got you on the biotter.’’ A@é-then Amelia Bingham, another of the stars, laughed. NEW CHAUVE SOURIS BILL. Morris Gept announces that the . thlrd in of the Chauve Souris, or Bat Theatre company, now on the Cen- tugy, Root, will be disclosed on Oct. 9. said Mr, THe EQUITY MEETING. < Emerson, President ‘ot. the Rauity, told a large gathering at the {9 Bs opinion the American slage is # Mttle ahead of any stage in the world.” But,” he added, “it is our Fe tagk to help make in thjs.cqpntry. an rs pudtence large and compelling, which # will-demand the best.” Wedeveloped that June © eked that her name be take the @lestric sign on the thi hes gt of ade i 48t& Street Theatre yesterday that]. vertising “Malvaloca.” She insists that the production will be an Kquity show and not a Jane Cow! show GILDA AND HER LEGS. Gilda Gray, we have been tntormed, is trying to insure her legs for §100,- 000, The ‘Follies’ dancer says she will quit the stage in ten years and hopes by that time to have carned $1,000,000. id, I'll rest my legs. We didn't know Miss Gray danced with her legs. GOSSIP. The Hempstead Theatre, Hemp- atéad, J. J, is playing regular at- a new. Bisie Janis has added ‘‘an impres- sion"? of 'Ted‘Leiwis to her repertoire at the Pilsen, Sam H, Marys will present Roland Young anf Yaura Wope Crews in “Pomeroy's Past" to-night in Phila- de}phia. 4 Nirginia O'Brien tas assumed the title role in “Sy, Dear,” which has moyed to the Bijoy Theatre. A big film concern ta trying to ar- range for Jocko, the juggling crow at the Hippodrome, star. Laure D. Wile! rights to @ mus! “Pte Zwei Nacht man success, to become u movie bought the called at sort of al | | | On Sept. 29 “Blossom Timea] complete its. firet-year-at the a- {TO THE ’S CAR Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. xt. po AAAAODAOAAAnnnnnre® All hie More Reason to Quit! { ¢ eur war's Wuse ED? ie we Had L_ \ cor! rf ANY IDEA WHY THEY WANTA STCAC “UAT | pete ie ‘ beta we as o GEE WHILLIRENS | CLD CAR WE COULD CLEAR “Tits THING Ue!! 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