The evening world. Newspaper, September 12, 1922, Page 24

Theatrical News and TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 1922 Good E By BIDE vening ! DUDLEY I gotta speak a piece in school To-day, an’ hully gee! It’s one called “Allers Smile,” * My mother wrote fer me 1 know the gang ull make it hard Fer me to git it right, But after school jist watch my smoke, {There'll be a dandy fight Stim Jones ull likely set an’ grin At ev'rything I say, While Mickey Brown ull try his best To lead my goat astray The other guys ull have their fun, They'll giggle in delight; But after school watch smoke, There'll be a dandy fight jist my OBSERVATIONS, The Sing Sing prisoners have athletic competitions but high jump is always barred. There is a newspaper paragrapher ver in Brooklyn who is unique. He hasn't printed a joke about Woodin. Henry Ford will discharge any employee of his whose breath smells of liquor. Jealousy is an awful thins! New Jersey is celebrating Water- melon Week. Garvey get a quorum together. Jack Dempsey says he is going to’ London to meet Beckett. The report that he need# money must. be true. Thieves in the Bronx threw bot‘les ata man they couldn't rob. At a ball game the man who does the robbing gets the bottles. Port Authority Refuses to Umpire Bride Dispu New York Sun. That's right. It's always best to let the brides alone. A New Jersey girl writes us to’ ask why a certain Broadway play should be called “a super mystery! often the Now let's see Marcus Wear a { POEMS OF PREFERENCE | Henry K., who works in the Woo! worth Building, has sent us a “woman” rhyme that should win for him the TNT stove lid. We fear. however, that be will never find his ideal mate, Here's his poem A woman who, when asked to sing. says “No,” A woman who has little use for dough, A woman keen of wit who doesn't show in, A woman who declines to be a port, A woman who can smite when things go wrong, A woman who, for life at home, is strong, A woman with a brain within her head! If I eer find a girl like this, rit wed. run into the scaool, For the time being the cards were for gotten. Rev. Piddlekins pickeil up a bottle, took a long pull at It and climbed a tree “Hello, Tessie!” There stood the acting fresh, Tessie his false whiskers. He was Toady Allen, the hand some yegs Rey. Piddlekins, in the tree, bombarded them with apples, For it was an apple tree bootlegger, yanked off Tessie bowed to Toady It all seemed so absurd (To be continued.) THIS AND THAT, Horse racing Is nothing if not ab- sorbing for the dyed-in-the-wool tan A friend of ours went to the track yesterday and, as he stood watching a race, a man dropped dead of heart disease at his fect. Our frienu had a bet on a horse that was winning and didn’t even notice the collapse of his fellow-spectator. drama” when it uses no supers at all. TAXICAB TESSIE. Never Kise a girl unless she ta en throned in your heart.—Pinklospeare.) All Jimtown was seething with excitement. The arrival of the new school teacher had put at least ten men off their nut, as Senator Walderman P. Boney re- marked to Gen. Hoppleman in Washington on that memorable day. Fathers who had not spok- en to their children for a week dressed them up and took them to school, and single men went about scowling at each other, Througa all this ‘Tessie was se- rene, She knew that if she were to tell them she had once been on the stage they would hesitate before they threw themselves at her feet. For in Jimtown tho stage was looked on with suspi- clon, Among those who visited the scaoolroom the first day was the Rev. Jonas Piddiekins. As he stood on the rostrum addressing the children on “The Simplicity of Life,” Tessie accidentally took a deck of cards out of his pocket. “Well, Rey. Piddlekins!"" The fair school teacher had spoken, At that point a crash was heard. It came from outside, All rushed out of the bullding, hoping against hope. A bootlegger's automobile had We are in receipt of a copy of a i Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. oft ~AN' T CAUGHTTHIM AS HE was GOIN’ INT YouR GaRAGE —" mt L We Lt GET _— zt Ta’ Way I'VE ror BEHIND “TH BARS Hoty THREATENING LETTE -—e T FEEL ASHAMED OF MYSELF THAT GUY THAT DETECTIVE AS A BIG THE HE'S Cuckoo SURE! Says HE s is WE SENCT Me COILL IDENTIFY WAS GONNA FIX YOUR CARBURETOR — FATHEAD ! UNDERESTIMATED LNS HANDWRITING ! AN' HE'S RAVING — come AND | Arrer ALL Joe \a PooR FELLER — LL p } eee: a Look Him OVER ees HAS BEEN \ HARTA APoLoGIze ! i ae x Ms oh pon “THROUGH , Hay PHONE MESSAGE. FROM FERRET SAYING THAT HE HAS NAILED THe MYSTERIOUS STRANGER , FILLS Joe's SOUL “To OVERFLOWING WITH GLADNESS AND RELIEE @ \ opr. 1922 (N. Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY — a WELL TH’ DocToR SA\D I MUST Go ON A ‘STRICT DIET IF I EVER HOPE Tw cure MY “ANDIGESTION Trade Mark Fi fm AN GIMMe A LARGE ORDER OF \ ROAST DUCK = Same FRESH PEAS = CORN ON ARTICHOKE! PR toa rae a PEP STEAK bomons Roney Puc KEN J Nea, e cA A ad SF Wout, OF HAM fe POLLS aROMTARTU 1 UL LITTLE MARY MIXUP T little book by Richard Griffin en- titled “Fresh Bugs.” After perusing it diligently we are of the opinion that it {is appropriately named. It is a volume of verse and it hay made us think deeply, a thing we seldom du. Mr. Griffin ts a philosopher and each rhyme carries a message. Wit- nde Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. oft “Misery Loves Company”! 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AND NOW PERMIT US To inform you that Joe Pick- ler, a Montana cowboy who has never been out of that State, has sent us several stories of the sea, which he asks us to sell, VS annual mu- action will open the new season at the Knickerbocker Theatre on Oct fs “The Yankee Prt tation of “Die Bajac Emmerich Kalman ts the composer of the score the American book is by William Le Baron, and Bud de Sylva wrote the lyrics, AN the scenes ure laid in Paris, and the story depicts the woo- ing of an American prima donna by an Indian Hrince, Vivie Segal has the title re Others in the cast are John T. Murray, Thorpe Bates, Prank Doane, Roland Bottomley, Royal Tracy, Vivian Oakland, Princess White Deer, Helen Grennelle, Grahame, Colin Campbell, Jani roll,, Ruth Lee, Elsie Deck Miller, Lionel Chalmers Winter and Mortimer White George Car » Belle Valentine HAYAKAWA'S NEW PLAY. Bessue Hayakawa, the film actor, who is to be @ spoken drama, is on his way to n Francisco from his native land play will be called “The Leop- Fred de Gresac wrote it Japanese starred In ard. A RECORD FOR BERNARD When the curtain at the Selwyn Theatre comes down to-pfight at the ; end of the Again.” i impersonated 3,000 times formance of ney Bernard Abe Potash “Partners will have exactly MRS. MOORE DIES. Annie T. Moore, mother of Florence Moore, of “The Music Box Revue,’ died Saturday night at he daughter's home at Great Neck, The funeral was held this morning. The body was taken to Philadelphia Mis STUDENTS AT REHEARSALS, Brock Pemberton agrees with John en that it would good think rmit drama studeats to view th arsals of professional companies: Mr, Pemberton, Uke Mr. Golden thinks the plan would increase inter est in the theatre and, at the time, help embryo players proficient in their chosen line of work Several dramatic schools will be al lowed to select students to see the ye hearsals of productions Mr making Golden is GOSSIP Tonight will be Smith night with “Shore Leave."’ All the Smiths of the Atlantic Fleet will see the ghow Walter J. Preston, Grace Rammilton 4 J Coor. 1888 (M. Y, Rive Wald) By Prom KATINKA Sony OLD MissusS Yep! BUT TL THINK REFUSED To TAKE ME. |e CAN LAND A SOB je Mark Reg. U.S. Pat. of WHILe 1 WAS TALKING To Hits, GessitT, ) | CHEARD YURE| JHE LADY NEXT DOOR RUSHED Past ){ Goopt } | LOOKING FoR | Tle Rus [AF THERe’s aNy BAC c 3 t 5. SHE WAS LOOKING FOR “Papo A SERVAN Missep THREE ! 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BUT SUCH TERRIBLE | [BODY EET WOUL &. a Bal ELEVATE US Sof SOCIALLY c ant WHO GOT THAT $50 P YONNE'S DOG ANDSSO FROM BABS DAD'S TROUSERS Dis APPEARED SIMULTANEOUSLY ALUTHE DOORS INTHE HOUSE WERE LOCKED AND NOONE Oks ae > ve and Harry McKee have been added tolring the Howard Brothers, wit! open | st cast was hurt in a°fall recently , Dear’? to-night as uests| the record of a 088 ah thane ya-] Huck wear T team D the cast of “Springtime of Youth.’ ut the Winter Garden on ‘Tuesday, }and will be incapacitated for severa KH, Grey, who composed its] tem invented in # gland. It'te fas Tapend wy dough for ties A. H, Woods has put “The Love} Sept. 19 weeks, Katherine Proctor bas been Vilhjalmur Stefansson, the] than a weman ean ta Chita in rehearsal The — openmne erformance of assigned to her rol tic oxplarens a rita haw: at the a PUT IT IN THE ACT ] 1 Carroll had a birthday yester-["Drcams for Sale at the Mayhouse| — plorenc ton, Julia Ciuasen anal Pines Sauare ‘Theatre: te 5 FOOLISHMENT "It waa taken from bun a day. He ts just thirty, but he doesn't ]¥#8 postponed Crom last night to to-|aturie Sundelins, Grand Opera star . wh plane do passe te look like an ol! man at all morrow night Fred Patton, the basso, and Guatay A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY Mal aoe aiNGhalthe AUerE iy pare phe Passing Show of 1922," star Lucille La Verne of the “ast of [S@knger, composer and editor, wit two hondred words 4 minute , ; , 4 ,