The evening world. Newspaper, September 6, 1922, Page 24

a aah DN . ” @ cornilive omen Gh ENE PT | Theatrical News and Gossip | The Evening World C Good Evening é) (' GONNA Qurr i By BIDE DUDLEY soe “Ma mveTERT =” wut cob won if THEY “THink TW ew wee WHAT'S TH’ USE “RYIN' "TB COPE, AUGUT “t' Guy. ; wi UNSEEN GNEMIES > ‘MO STOLE MY Car —? IM GONNA Quit G _ T gotta start to school to-day, POEMS OF PREFERENCE ] SOF ice ost = Wille ? "D JusT WaFra Bear » Tus TH RADUALLY An’ | just hate it, too; | PREFERENC! MAND WRITING { FUNNY “he EXPENSE oF PYTTING I ING “THEY CLUES ARE This eddycation thing, I'll say, | our oi friend, Philip B, Dooner, mae SAL — f GOT ANOTHER | it ei labs Has got me mighty blue. —_| the Bast 88th Street poet, has broken y ATHINK COMIN i SEEN “THe They'll make me study ‘rithmetic] away trom the humdrum things of >) MAN'S PASe Er else I'll git the air, _ | lite long efiongh to write a rhyme Joe HAS HEARD { But still 1 don’t believe I'll kick] concerning the girl he might marry. His VoIRE If Mamie Brown is there. Philip has an ambition to win the he Derecnve I wish 7 wuz the President, radium peanut ¢racker offered as the HAS FELT His , A 5 prize in this contest. See what he You betcher life I'd see 4 ‘ Fist- Got jas sent us: ~&) What not a boy to school wuz sent, Gur Z AND Now — "Tid keep this country FREE. pe pictictss Aneel i ¢ y ra) on Now “The. f This school idea has got me sad,] gyiui, of ttle half-pint flappers : "5 f ] A HANDWRITING | _ An’ I don’t think it’s fair; 1am very, very fond. 3 “4 But maybe it won't be so bad 1's prefer © cultures 1oty If Mamie Brown is there. With sophisticated ways. ; j icnnomene ae Prosperous Madeline! ‘ Jack Francis was talking about @horus girls, as we stood on Broad- Sway last night. i “There are plenty of ‘em around,” j ald Jack, “who are like Madeline Bo-and-So used to be. She haa more Gough than I ever saw. One day she { rove up to the theatre's stage door 4m her limousine and, as she stepped from the car, picked up something. 1 was nearby and she asked me Yet the silly, glogly pirles keep Me in @ constant daze, I've thought 4% over carefullys With many girls I'll mingle, To marry be very fine, But I guess I'll just stay single. X UNDERSTAND “Therm's WAS | AN’ HE A neha | ; AINT HAD No WeDbi : i Peace ever “Po-night I am to go to the ball.” ttle did she know that Fate had decreed she should meet her Prince Charming that night. As Tessie understood it, the affair was merely the monthly shindig of the Truck fwhat it was.” Drivers’ Benevolent Society. But “Well, what was it?” we asked, as}one never knows what one is going Jack hesitated. to bump into in this worid. “It was a subway ticket,” he re- plied. “Madeline had never seen one before.” “Fanella, ella!” A woman if the street was calling her little daughter. ‘The child was hiding in an ash can and did not reply. Tessie was startled. (To Be Continued). OBSERVATIONS. ‘We note by the American that “Wild Cats Lane” opens to-night at Whe Broadhurst Theatre, A tennis player who smokes @oesn't necessarily light up with » tennis match. ‘Wouldn't it have been more appro- printe had Mr. Frazee engaged Wil- dard Mack to play “Her Temporary tay } ‘| A BRAVE CRITIC. We are in receipt of a letter from “Halt and Half,” whoever he ts, in which we are both complimented and criticised for the material that ap- pears in this column. As a rule, we pay no attention to anonymous let- ters, as only cowards write them, but we're going to téll “Half and Half” something. In the first place, since he has shown himself to be spineless, the edge is off both his praise and his condemnation. In the second place, we have been receiv- ing letters like his for twenty-odd years and they have not caused us one moment of either joy or anguish, In the third place he should know that, while he likes our alleged poet- ry and doesn't like other things we write, other readers don't care so much for the rhymes and say they Mike what he calls junk, No writer can please all his readers all the time. People have to have somebody to vent their spleen on once in o while, so why not pick the men who In this manner Tessie delivered|*!s2 columns in the newspapers? her ulti=atum. e And while you're doing it why not do Toady stepped to the ice box and|!t anonymously, Then you'll be just eounted the ice, as safe as if you were in God's “I'm going out,” he said. poeeet: | “You bet you are,” snapped Tessie ee ‘With a quick movement she kicked AND NOW PERMIT US Woady through the door and re-| to inform you that there is a turned to her sofa. fellow named Mannie Cure work- “Now, let me sec,” she mused. ing in a Harlem barber shop. es MARY YouR PoP’s CORNS eee ar ale Ar oiatone HURT ToDay. Witt You Y j AN SHE sat) sHe AFTERNOON — WILL hy pai: - RUN OVER AND TEW MRS yy ¥ of HOPED PoP ‘s Men 6 OVER AND? “tee aviton 1 WepsteR I cant come 7 y a Her. Mom = Ma! CORNS GET BETTER eu Hee T cant HEe Parry Y age || Lee ee 30 YOU CaN GET COME. PLEASE 2 fs OuT AND Go Places How AND THEN - SSSA _ Doolittle, the aviator who ts flying to the Pacific Const, is not related to Ellabelie Mae Doolittle, the ‘poetess, A “Do you know,” she said to Toady Allen, the handsome yegs, “I was Dorn on Sunday?” “You don't mean last Sunday?’ “Not quite! It was a Sunday back tm Ohio.” © + ‘ 1 WON'T MARRY You ‘Ti. You REDUCE Now, ALL FOod CONTAINS A CERTAIN PRUNES FIFTY POUNDS, SO Y'BETTeR Slick T)|| AMOUNT OF CALORIES, AND (T SAYS A STEAK SHOTHERE! sTA THAT DIET iw Your “EAT AND KEEP Tin] | WOMAN YOUR SIZE MUST HAVE ONLY i Ten nf rs 200 CALORIES FOR SUPPER - WHICH SINGLE ! it HEANS 4 STeweD PRUNES ! : - f: tre — : ; pt f y bd ¥ aa be 49 si oa HF | Se About and Players EGINNING last night the 10 perycareer as a violinist with the Pitts- _ cent. tax, originally a war reve-|burgh Symphony Orchestra. After nue measure, was put back on|leaving Pittsburgh he took up vocal passes in the Broadway dis-|work. Hoe will have the role of Franz trict. This, according to box office} Schubert in “Blossom Time.” men, was done following out a rule sted by eviggpetny Managers’ AT THE PARK. Association and, to quote the ticket} The Minskys say th gellers, ‘‘the money thus collected will} they will launch at the P kag owlren ‘Be used to pay the salary of Augustus| Friday night will be patterned after the recently chosen head of|the London Music Hall entertain- fhe theatrical business." Not all the} monts. They intend to change tne money acquired in this manner can | bills frequently, be used by the managers behind the —— tree Ten per cent. of it must go to A STREET CARNIVAL jovernment, as, since the tax 18] We have been Invi ‘ ordered by the Government, the | carnival in 44th See @ash accruing becomes a part of the | ington and Third Avenues, on Sept. 7, |) box office receipts and must be taxed | and 9, and bring Jott Natt ona! as are the receipts from paid tickets! The show is to be given to rete Bome of the theatres had never given |the mortgage on the Macdowell Ly wp the pass tax plan, but most of “ceum. John Sumson says that "t them had. Those managers who con-) Nutt will appear, he will be given tinued the plan; prior to last night, |$11, Sounds rather fr tendly, eh? Jet it be known that the money went — : to funds intended to care for sick and| = T, 4 Bedypen intended ( © HONOR MISS BOSHELL. ae! | weicHt HAND Wind, Kiva, World) By Press BEAUTIFUL BAB nie She’ll Arrange the Minor Details Later! AND THAT'S NOT ALL = BUT L SAW THE LOVELIEST TILE © WANT DRESS AT 3 DECIDED TO Gir MARRIB WEDDING GOWN ON SALE AT To OFFER My | (MADAME MINNETTES BEST WISHES ON The affair in celebration of the A NEW MUBICAL SHOW. — | Sommicrion by Ada Toshell of ‘sixty “Having launched ‘The Passing} the Music Sox to duy eet el tt Show of 1922,"" and “Sally, Irene and) matinees, Miss Boshell Ie e mremee Mary," the Messrs, Shubert havelof the Music Box company. Daniel In rehearsal a aew musicall Frohman, Augustus, Trav, ean y of early New England called Mackay, Sam H. Harri “4 . ugtime of Youth.” It has been a is and others to-day after the ‘ 1e4 by Frank Dalton from a book |"! Participate in the celebration, Dy Bernhauser and Schanzer. The sore music is by Walter Kollo and Sig- MANN HAS A NEW PLay, wand Romberg, while Matthew C,} Louis Mann ts rehearsing in a new ecveerats, Wah, ty Toe BM rected ward und Cyrus Wood have|Play called “The Dollar Daddy," 4. , = gupplied the lyrics. George Mac-| which will be seen in New York eaciy | ts Season. He t# returning from a) she has not yet signed a coniract to] at Maxine Elliott's Theatre last night. | the ” t ; i Parlane and Olga Steck will have the|in October. It is by Chariton an | "ist to Japan. Walter sort bontn | TPpear Wn "Hast of Suez.’ as reported,| Barney Bernard and Alexander Carr| be prema Leeda el lg para ey aden te tne cone fide a ete bringipal roles. drews from the Hungarian of Gabor| manager says Hayakawa in} Ann Merrick of “A Serpent's] will give their 150th performance of| d‘rection, city, is now e bercback rider in a a the aes Stee NE PA Andor. Oscar Eagle is staging it, |'°esrs!ns about Oct. 1. Tooth" is only half past sixteen years| “Partners Again” at the Selwyn The-| Felicia Sorel and Sonia Gluck, who us, She al had 1 DAVENY IN OPERETTA. —— . — of age, but she's a real actress, atre to-night. danced “ or pave | roan: 2 Simaye had & penchant PUT IT IN THE ACT. ‘ GossiP. Nell’ B. “ lanced in “The Pin Wheel, vel for theatrical life.—Wellsville Optic. * Hollis Daveny, a grand opera “LEGIT” FOR SESSUE . ell Barker of *'Hunky Dory"| George Broadhurst's latest play, | signed to appear in a Shubert Vaude- “A ho {s born in Mich: tone, has been engaged for the! Sessue Hayakawa, the Ja; William Holden and Raymond Hack-| played the opening performance at the] ‘Wild Oats Lane," featuring Maclyn| ville unit. ° FOOLISHMENT. mean Wee saber, Henge touring company of “loasoin ecroen mtan ik rapt Japanese | ott have been engaged fog ‘“Dreams| Klaw Theatre with a scalded foot, | arpuckle, opens to-night at the Broad-| "A playiet by August Strindberg wil pape 1s 9 Michigenaey,'” He started his @usical sional activitice to the lecith ao, 19F, Sale. The entire editorial and business} hurat Theatre, be presented by John Davidson to- Mary put her little cat “Then a Michigan woman must be . ate stafo Florence Reed wishes it stated that! staffs of Life saw "Yools Errant| Manctt Kippen has been added to! inorrow at Kelth's Riverside Theatre.| { 2” 0!d Grandpa's derby hat, @ michigoose,'* 4 ~ . } ‘