The evening world. Newspaper, September 5, 1922, Page 28

By BIDE Good Evening! DUDLEY le | i JOE’S CAR -t =t* 4 TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1922 |_The E ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. > TNevee Quit a case! WHEN YoU. DISMISSED ME. Cope. 1922 (N. Y. Eve. World) By Press Pub. Co. veni ng World Comics nh ‘, ‘ SAY —isten —! WHATLE YO — Se ZT Tan eR TT TT US Put IT SHADOWED YOUR GARAGE — Joe’ SOMEBODY Ps yet GALL ture They ae Me Y 4 a ES FeRreT, THE | | A MACKED MAN it A BLACK, wants You ON THe. Guy FERRET OFFA MY owe een =) ee ee oo be wee ; The rain falls over all the land,| (5 OF eas OF PROVOCATION DETECT WE. Surt SLIPPED YOUR CAR. OUT PHONG — HURRY —! TRAIL SUMPN'S GONNA GOT ME AGAIN—| } UP “TILL THEY DROP] wonder Joe i It drops in sheets to beat the REPORTS AT. Two A.M. AND T FoLLoweD. HAPPEN “To YA. — Wo oF ‘em e ; aeri| ts READY t | band, Pinch McGaffey of West ‘Tenth Hts progress] |'N A TAXL——= He SAW ME Go ouT AN Look Sele KHAUSTED £ 2°)! = aur? And I am sad, indeed. Street wants a wife of the right sort, NT AND RAN “TH'CAR INTO A ae eet His “Time — BUT Buy He. A Jt makes me stay within my home,|and he also has an ambition to win N THE PASSING FLIER — HE @or Im OVER! ‘ ' MYSTERY = \LUGer ‘EM QUT AS FAR AS JOE CAN SEE, HE HAS, AN EYE LIKE the sealskin toothbrush offered as) the prize in this contest. Concern-| ing the sort of a girl ne’d marry, Pinch says: I want a Uttle girl of class, . Whose Dad a fortune will amass, And when he gets a million cold, He'll actually rave and scold If I don't help him spend his dough, For hooch and other things, you know, Oh, ta there such a matd about? LITTLE: REALIZES Thar A LETTER SPEEDS % HIM FROM AN UNKNODN ' Regret is mine in heart and dome, AWAY DowN AN ALLEY! For it has got me treed. ver f As down it comes | sit and mope And wish I had a gun or rope With which to end it all. No matter how I rave or rant | find I absolutely can’t Prevent the darn rainfall The sun comes up another day And spreads its heat with ev’ry ray; I swear and I perspire. {1 wish 'twould rain; I frown and sigh, A disappointed man am I, they going to sing?” She was terrified. “They're going to sing, ‘Where Did You Get That Hat?” re- plied the hard-hearted Inspector, Inclined to vent my ire. grimly. : &, A dark form was seen at the goma The human race is rather queer.) ioaow ort was Ponds, bee Meant ae Cn teas I've stopped this getting on My} faitneul, ever true. —T ARS LUCKY “our CoAT ON THE ear “It that Glee Club sings, I'll “UH WEE DID'NT ha diodlnal Pees To roar with might and main.| recite “The Face on the Drug HEaa bg feel OVERED WITH 4 You'd best take this advice of] Store Floor,’” shouted Toady. : mud? salah The Inspector fled from his office. The threat had not done it—he had seen a mouse. (To be continued.) If sunny, let the old sun shine; If raining, let it rain. OBSERVATIONS. Morvich was last in a race yester- day because he couldn't last. Willard Mack has lost another ‘ wife. At that, however, he's one be- hind DeWolf Hopper. A famous professor says men beat womén at stenography. Probably disgruntled employers whose pa- tience has snapped. The average woman wants the truth from her mirror, but not from a camera. Tooth Wilson, colored, of Wells- ville has @ job digging a ditch. You ought,to see Tooth pick! TAXICAB TESSIE. @ always think of thee, love.—Pinklespeare.) Tessie sat in the Police Sta- tion, a forlorn object. She was to be examined by the Inspector about the Klatch kidnapping case, but inwardly she had re- solved not to tell a word about it. She knew the child was in London, but the papers had been torn up, so why should she talk? It all seemed so absurd. “Taxicab Tessie!” The Inspector had spoken. Tessie arose and entered his pri- vate office. “Where ig this Klatch child?” The Inspector was very firm. Tessie took a banana from eee her pocket and skinned it. She | knew that if she could stall until | Well, Mebbe So! ‘Toady Allen, the handsome yegg, |“ Preacher, a pious old boy, Once went where swim maidens so coy, } arrived there would be hope, | Such sights did he see, Music That Helped. The other night, while taking a walk in the Yorkville section, we came upon a street preacher and his little band of followers. There was nothing out of the ordinary about nis talk, but there was about his music Four of his party played mandolin and guitars while two others, whose voices harmonized nicely, sang a well- written waltz song called, “There's a Haven in Heaven for You.” The music attracted us and we stopped ard heard it through. It pleased the rest of the crowd, too, and its apparent popularity made us wonder. “Why,” we asked ourselves, “doesn’t the Sal- vation Army take the blare out of its street music and make an effort to entertain with its tunes?” Out West the biggest joke in each small town was the music of the Salvation Army. Ambitious amateur cornet players blasted out hymns and the result was anything but a boost for the Army. Whether or not it is the custom now we don't know. We do know, how ever, that we hung around the little band of vocalists and instrumentalists we ran across the other night, sin cerely hoping they would render another selection, heir music wa entertaining and {t paved the way for a hearty reception for the words of \the street preacher, YOu WENT AN’ CALLED Me. AN’ LOoW WHAT HAPPENED ‘To MARY come +ERE & miAoTEe & > { AW I DONT want To - J WANNA PLAY , Wit MY OCEAN y ae = “2 ——$ on = i. \ is Cc EG eet : l ——| Coon 1982 (NY KATINKA HY FELLER FERDIE SAYS IM Too FAT AN HE WON'T MARRY ME "Tite I REDUCE To 200 PouNDS. 1 WEIGH 250 Now, So I'VE ONLY ‘ONE OF THOSE WOMEN 'LL CATCH You YET— TYin* HORSE-SHOES BEHIND] THEIR BACKS WHEN |} THey GET ON THAT WAIT ‘Tit 1 GET HOLD BeT 1 Lost bail Ps . OF THE YAP WHO SOLD B05 - 306- 30 aT LEAST TEN ME THAT PHYSICAL ' a AM 308 - 309 - 310-- AXE README: (hi CuLTURE oe SCALE! “How are you?” Inspector, she “My land!”* murmured he, ; asked. | But some think he said it for joy. i The Inspector frowned and eae | stepped to the door. Calling a | AND NOW PERMIT US Lieutenant, he said: | To inform you that there 1s 1 “Bring in the Police Glee sign on a building on upper Lex- Club.” ington Avenue reading, “Dodge i “Wait!” yelled Tesste. “Are | the Dentist.” About Plays and Players will be a rousing tribute to his popu iene in the New York the- larity. atres yesterday was. excellent. The rain kept the people from i i ' | | leaving town and they sought amuse- { A CAREFUL GIRL. 4 : _— ‘ %, arcus Nathan of Terrace Garden Oh, Well, You Can’t BI this morning MY MOTHER NOMING — ment at the playhouses. Lee Shubert, who controls about twenty-five the-]an atres, BAB-WON'T YOU COME OVER TO MADAME MINNETTES AND HELP ME SELECT MY WEDDING ROUSSEAU ? said it was the big Labor trade houses had ever |*° ‘Those shows which had extra AW, MADAME ~ WHAT A LOVE\N BRIDE YOU'LL MAKE = ULL SHOW YOU SOME NEW WEDDING GOWNS-WON'T You AND YOUR MOTHER orange juice, two very some hard toast and net ny WEDDING GOWN | T NEVER now DREAMED MY LOVE WOULD BE AWAKENED AT SUCH AN EARN AGE é (wes THINK- GOING AFTER MY known, him a plece of can d beef hash, rolls matinees profited hugely therefrom. The wi ones in the theatrical dis- |: trict are predicting an excellent sea- son and they say it began yesterday enough,’ mut (denauTeD TUE eS 8,"' said the girl pleasantly, “it is rather close in here." MISS REED IN “SUEZ.” aged Florence ading role in ew melodrama jam, which the THE “LA TENDRESSE” CAST Henry, Miller, Ruth Chatterton and their supporting company to be in He Batallle's ** at the Er had their ne cast are Andrews, Sy ton, Floren. Jean de la Cry MISTAKE BUT THAT by W. Somerset Mau; producer will install in the Eltinge Theatre on Sept. 21, e cast in s, also, John Halliday, Geoffrey Kerr, Howard Lang, Lucille La Verne Gyp O'Brien, Reginald Goode, } thanjel Sack and Herbert Heywood, \ FOR E. E. RICE. rprise party’? has been ar- or the veteran manager, Ed PRAISE FOR SAM Under the head of “Notabl New York" the Atlantic City Gu recently paid wonderful tribute the genius and good-fellowship « Harris, Sunday evening, ars of-the stage will partici- the entertainment. A score|¥ of men prominent in the the- , readline, A e ever found MENT. GOSSIP fish” is another attraction that fin-|by Carlyle Moore. He will produ “The Greenwich Village Vol elena ay nal = ia! ee i FOOLISH ae. piston! world arecn the committee in] , pelipien og IRENE the play in October with ira Hur jes," , ard er i! 8 8 A saucy young woman named Holly arge. Mr. Kice produce an ‘eddy Webb has been ¢ ish: % " sina > stat . ae aa DAM availa eatre, Atlantic City, las = a w geline,” “Adonis,” 4492," Girt|the touring “Blossom ‘Tin The opening of “Bast of Suez" at /“i"ecting, alanis opalnae onmetlen oF eke BAe oeent ge dhe Winter PUT IT IN THE ACT. Once said to her mother, “Oh, golly!’ “Adonis, r a @ to g “Blows y we : rock Pemberton’s production of| Darling,” collidec a spotligl t Fe es. a onarty: ‘las ler mot hooked, ‘ from Paris," and many o' r c The Dover Ros ‘ the Eltinge Theatre has t en Post- June Plot Thickens" w lopen at the}stand Saturday’ night, and was]Garden Sepa, 14 1 if 11 into some property last Her mother was 8) a : esses. He is still the cheerful Ed]1 are playing their fi poned from Sept. 11 to Sept. 21 Booth Theatre to-night knocked out for a few minutes. He 7 4 week a In anguish she rocked, f Rice Broadway has known for many ort Mil Hirschfeld has acquired the y r mance, however A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. “What was it Years and this testimonial undoubtedly Maric Ramt han liton as goquired Linn Van Voorhees, an Atlanta] finished the performanc »s,—News “An abandoned cellur." BB, D, | Because of the young woman's fol “ zie arjoric Rambeau in “The Gold- rights to ‘Listening In, new play|beauly, has become a member of the] The Messrs. Shubert presented’ Mga: Motes Siop Buses.—News- , _ — — o 4 4 ? , ‘ * ‘ 5 ee