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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1922, DAILY PRIZES For the best stories each da: FOURTH PRIZE, $10. MANUATTAN EVENING WORLD PAGE OF BRIGHT, UNUSUAL HAPPENINGS HOW TO GET WV CONVERSATION MOTT AND THE FLAME. ; Aaa or oie cals feat st vans liv tarisoga Byrnes caw tee Mie REPORTED BY EVENING WORLD READERS Avenue, to-day a gond-sited crowd landing on the bed swinging 9 O make this news feature even mors entertaining and interesting Special Prizes are to be awarded Daily and Weekly people about an automobile. ¢ ine es pane ntically. For a moment One Dollar is paid for every item printed; the prizes are in addition. Send them to “What Did You See?” Editor, Evening ©-gwer T saw all were galling brovdly |! Mvielt he wae inane, and then bel Word) Post Office Box 185, City Hall Station. WRITE ABOUT HAPPENINGS IN YOUR OWN NEIGHBORHOOD. ‘Then T saw in the autoniobile a small on Bs aa Manin ¢ iT . ' fr ee, " AU “a ee lal Ne the. side a far eth nein on biel ‘hy husheitt had been wake] TELL YOUR STORY, IF POSSIBLE, IN NOT MORE THAN 125 WORDS, STATE WHERE THE THING WRITTEN ABOUT nel istening ya tal POH ema n Jby the fumes of the gas, He kil TOOK PLACE, WRITE YOUR OWN NAME AND ADDRESS CAREFULLY AND IN FULL, CHECKS ARE MAILED DAILY, * emed to be having the time of t oagn hiatd: we want to-sleep aeait The man beside me explained th SSO tire hoy had been sounding his horn f nihien See Fe be ik nen 01 e and that the cop had con Bere ce eae aon bet | ow RAWiGco aoe EWR SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT wne really enjoying the “reprimand t jb MaparLOAY UROFO ROAD If you witness a serlous accident, the outbreak of what threatens to be a BIG fire, or know of any other BIG news story, telephone Beekman 4000 and ask ns were also the crowd and the copper ! ta woman with whom LT hod for the CITY EDITOR of The Evening World, Liberal awards for first big news, BE SURE OF YOUR FACTS. Miss Ara Fell, No, 44¢ West 20th Street.] /, the aame apartment house —— in Chicago for Ave-yoars. Although > y " N WAITING FOR THE WAGON. Te TOk WAG oth ry day BRONX, OUT OF TOWN. OUT OF TOWN. Ninth Avenoee Tiga an accident which| Gudveslea Soch nine? of tned to bee [ALWAYS Take MOTHEWS ADVICE GETTING REAGY FOR WINTER, SHOOT THE MAN AND MAKH FT Med up traffic for twenty minutes. Al com: acyuainted, — However, when | Tha young flapper was crossing 43d What I saw to-day probably will lead some other members of my Ary, motor truck belonging to Raskin Bros we met to-day we nearly folloneach | Street at Pith Avenue, powdering her On Kearny Avenue to-day I saw a vex to characterize me as a chump, but I'll take a chance. I saw the Auto Sales Corporatl ft No, Kast] other's necks, and one would have | face and looking inte mall boy stoop and set fire to some- Shar Etioet, Shecvink womnall derriceoni|| \thougntthae toe Ada: deen, the; dodte Se and looking intently Into a mirror.) detightcul result ef my three days’ work, in the shape of the cord of |thing white on the sidewalk. T saw tt the war end, was being driven in the] ext of friends. 1 invited her to tea, | TPRATdless of traMe, when suddenly sh: wood I have sawed and chopped and piled up neatly for the winter was a man's handkerchief of good car tracks, Suddenly it came to an| and we tatked every minute, hardly | Was aroused te conaclousness and quality and clenn looking, 1 asked the abrupt stop and the truck rated upon] stopping for breath.—Klva L. Adler, Tthrown jnto an exceedingly bad frigh) | 8 Saturday of last week I had a cord of wood delivered here and a8 [hoy why he burned tt, “Huh!” he ite hind w A heavy chain dangling New York Ln by the ‘sereeching of brakes as a taxi} ™y husband is employed all day and until 10 o'clock every night I fone ae een te Se nr kad Co Gch ca hha belles came CHRAP ENOvEM halted not two inches from hor, ‘Thor-| decided to imitate the American women of pioneer days. Well, now [1 "Ure want nobody. eine (0 nelther.— with the crowd and the congestion of] In Vifty-first P. O. Station to-day) oughly shaken, sho reached the aslde that it 1s done and over, I feel all the better for it; so much so, indeed, Mrs. M. A. W. Redmond. No. 7 Wash- the] saw a ame, but no one dared touch man put a specinl-delivery | wat, 4 ears were in her eyes and then,| ¢ have ordered. another cord. 1 do not suppose any physician in | !¥Ston Avenue, Arlington, chain for fear of electrocution, Finally} stamp and a five-cent stainp on a letter} vonementiy, she hurled vanity case and hat 1 ther ci Pp iy phy: fan emergency truck appeared und a/going to No. 84 West 69th Stre all Ite contents: into, the atrest, vow! the world ever prescribed a cord of wood, but this one piled up out |«Krp” FLY GETS DECISION OVER couple of | workmen swcesting Khel pune Monahan, No. 164 Hast 109d) summa was right” and that shed} ere was the best medicine I ever took!—Mrs. F. M. Davenport, No. SPIDER HOOTiss, | es led aie wan ravumnea— ‘i Ne ch the stuff again."—Be: . LY sterday a terrific fie = Se ee Brom _/ the roadway in front of a restaurant in Mineola. ‘The spider was going in AV ENOOERS. The collar under our store is very Fe . damp, so we have Installed « pump in — 7 De st ove! THE CORNER STAND. Rea ee eT eae, cat Vie aeiien MOTHER'S FIRST THOUGHT. sural clrsies st Laan naar ead 1 counted fifty-six persons going In] Ri ne, The water is con=| About fifteen minutes after 1 had rent He ee ee cored: ueWh Gh che the same direction at Mth Street andy eee icing from the bartel through| my three children to the grocer's I heard oda beak cae lene University Place in one minute to-day, spide back and immediately arose while approximately the same number wguin, He repeated this attack every few seconds, and the spider was powe less to meet onslaught, For five pipe to the front of the building, | a terrific crash, and with the youns eri where all may sve ft, To-day Federay{sters In my mind hurr of people were walking fn the opposite) roots came into the store with a search| back lot to White Plain Girection, ‘This {a approximately 672 eee ee ee ane ne eee dmittanee. 10 ; persons an hour, and this f# but anti. colar 1 looked for the misplaced} lying on its stde and heard men erytr minutes this nued. The spider's uverage corner in New York Cly.Jiov nuit they thought 1 was “stalling | "Quick! Get them out from under te vitality ybing. He seeme ‘There are many much buster durlns | ing’ theentened to break down the door. Pear” In attemp vold_ collision “ANTIQUES.” ACCOMMODATION, hecome wea'cer in the legs. Suddenly twelve hours of the day, when about) eiigiy they cot in and when they saw] with another car t very truck hid!) Driving to Asbury he fly swooped down again, but not on 144,000 persona pass, When one con-}i). pump they swore under their} struck one of the “L' pillars. On. his back this time—on one of his hing siders this It is not at all diMfcult tofsrenths, They bad seen the pipe Infiman was pinned beneath the wreck logs. When the fly arose again we saw see why corner stores command sucn] troy thought we Had a condenserfago, © © © Scores of children. wers Ge the, apidere. ons: Was onleelin: across thy Avenue an 287th Street. 1 saw a delivery truel Park Sunday we! A business man of my acquaintance ww a car pulled to one side of thr| takes a certain train to New York oad, Two young men were working on =o . U puncture. ‘They hud stopped directly | every Morning, his wife driving home to one high renta—Joss Hiller, No, 8 asthat work in the cellar—Nathan Zucker.) rushing to the acene from all directions Jin front of an antique shop. On the| the station in an automobile from his| Quickly the fly fare ele ites aces: trees —e US ib dha three among them: ‘The injured mun eerie, ciont of this shop hung a sig || iome a mile uway, This morning, Just toa he carried off « lem and then the HARD TIMES GOING. MELANCHOLY DAYS ARE HEK was tuken to Fordham Hospital an ier ten Chtenty and under this kN) as they arrived at the platform, a cou-|cpiier collapsed. In a few seconds the Lwaw in the window of a real estate] ‘To-day { enw the first slan of fall.| the driver of the other truck placed ur i i oe These 1 models standing under this| Pe of minutes before train time, thr] fly was gone dgar Olson, Clinton sign somehow struck me ag funny, and| man discovered that in changing clothe: | Road, Garden City, N. ¥. we started laughing and called’ out | te had neglected to transfer his ticket, ce ere MAS “Antiques !? They looked at ue inquir-| Money, watch and papers. Without al BCEST) PROPER) OCY) EARTH. IAT OF AN AIRY 5 ingly and then at the sign, whereupon] Word his wife Jumped into the r I saw a very beautiful and impres- Street to-day a|No, it was not birds flying South nor{ der arrest.—Frieda Vomacka, sign: “Stores to let, $25 a month. One|teaves turning brown, but 4 number. of] Richardson Avenue, Bronx. tnonth rent free.” It looked like a stxn| boys in Central Park, near 110th of good times returning.—Dan Pollack, | pinying football.—James J, Rolley, No. office on East 1 i ; Yee West 117th Street. At the back of an advertising board- word | ; Ants the | y ; - Bor 9h sneered even ac had Ae i they quickly changed locations.—Mrs, | Stepped «4 .e sas an a sive sizht to-day as well os @ most OVER THE HILL. Ink at 14st Street and Southern Boule | orothy Wt. Coleman, No. 123 Hiilstae] man boarded the train and on the was lpractical example of eharity. Five et to the next station wag of| *¥enue, Metuchen, wife} thousand children were the guests of pm odd pi 4 ae eka \Sttred| ously constructed f vould “make ft Just a con-}i hg Newn q Protective standing at the corner of Fourth Avenue and 2id Street ber r Pred woul ma . s © Newark nevolent and Protectiv I wai C4 ; a ; iiendnten Told soa bue lumber and tin and adorned with burlap WEESNORE: ductor gave the signal to start fror | srder of Elks, who took them on a waiting for a break in the traflle wh a dilapidat curtains, idently some one {3 using Not? this station his wife came up, put or at the expense of the lodge. As happy youngsters paraded the vien 8. hopped from her machine] sng ation for a nightly rest-| On Farmington A stopped almost in front of me. It looked like a relle of Civil War days pat Shnaun 1 ng plac nue, Hartford, iso benting the high cost} where stands the former home of Mark «Cc! few. Yor! , > and ran’ to thelatopa ofthe train where prec rn hey, Sounme cts | Dates me othe but on the side I read “City of New York; Department of Public V Ot ioating.-—is 8, Dodd, No, 3187 Clinton Utwain, € onw four cara nerked. ‘hens | Ca faylot ee eatin her and hie Sweets of Newark on thelr way to the ‘are.” The chauffeur was a young man and beside him on the front Avenue, Bronx. machines bore license tags from Maine, | valuables. She had "made tt."—JO-oute of Joy betokened the ontictpa : i . ey EGER 1 mange | Mana, Oregon and Florida, and thet’ | |annes B. Howay, Katonah, N. ¥. i MMe IEREUEG HAG PERT A TELE seat sat a young woman sed in while, I suppose a nurse. But | nec a mve IN THE} occupants were inalde browsing about —— 5 Lae H Re A Dahineent Mo. 185 most interesting of all were the nine old women in the back of the ROWROAT Tourlsts from all parte of the country| THs WILL MAKE You NGRY ) : i Hollywood Avenue, East Orange, Ne J. ‘us, all white haired and all of grandmother age. Two or three of them At Prtham Ba T ane a [come the and one wonders if it Is}, Sen x ae young couple hire a boat, place the [possible to make this home a permanent were sobbing quietly, One was crying aloud. * * * On thefr way Laby corvitge in it and go out for a smortal to a man who haa given Amer- went to a clambake at Blairstown badlbigi and saw the men dig a large pit. They WHY THE FARMER 1 the bottom with flat stones. ING, COMPLAIN. cove to the almshouse! * * * Where are the sons, daughters and grand- row. The baby was ' the barns @ conspicuous Hterary prestize| pen they built a fire on them. 1 aaw an tichion tha “What Dla a in 55 Centr They were out for two hours or among all the nations of the world’—| gre was allowed to burn about an hour] yoy See To-Dav?” pane reporting children of these unfortunate women?—A. T. Ahearn, No, 465 Central more, I heard more than one wom- | Robert M, Kennedy, West. Hartford, Bre ee eo BO ears aetna ae one Tenauy sige cenorsins) Park West. - bi CL td ati ge that | Conn. and a wire netting was placed over the! were getting $2 a barrel for their fon camilion dalia ss” UKE cite aoe —- stones, ‘Then they put on the netting | potatoes. If the farmers in this sec~ ane Palco alain Eelniti iy BROKEN DOWN. about 20,000 clams, $50 pounds of chick-] tion got that much for their pota- th fa young pareuts.—Mra, I While riding to New York on the] ens, 700 ears of corn, a barrel of fsh} tors they would think they were Honkin, No. 567 Southern Boulevard, | Brle engh morning Tsce In the yarde at] and a barrel of sweet potatoes. The} making money. I aa potatoes sell ¥ Honkin, No. 567 & | Croxton oh clea about fife haat | chickena and fish each were bundled up re last week for 69 cents a barrel. WrDEPT oy Pur Mba By 7 United States and Bi “bull. moose’! | in cheese cloth, after which they were] —Richard Canton, Red Bank, A BRIGHTENING THE CORSHR. [engines ‘These engines have been stand-| cut up. And then @ canvas was spread months Jover It all and It was allowed to bake LADY OF THE ROAD. Mean hour and @ halt, ‘They also had 100] ‘Though T was born in Texas, where ost the | Watermetons and a lot of other good }tramps are as numerous as cyclone to feed a large crowd. The band cellars, T never saw a woman hobo until time. }to-day. She was the real article too— kers Fire} ing on thes dors placed | und cach day tracks fully elg re becoming T saw men of the Y Department with thelr ta against the Yo M,C. A. buliding, 1] more in noel of repatrs, It wate 7 expecting to see & thrilling fire | Government $10,000,000 to repair the Le- : bcos Deal esha Gy two, and saw|¥iathan because an adequate crew of | Played and everybody had a goo SPORTING BLOOD, swan, nd perha resoue wo. and rte Mid erence —Mrs, M. J. Davis, Blairstown, N. J. [tin can, matehes, pocketknife and ; ae 7 . At Madinon. Avenue and 42d Street [that two rn were changing the | meebantes’ were not kept aboard to eversthingee) A otis Nd saw a sidewalk salesman stop th 4 d Y's"? electric slen.—Harry ep her in trim during the two years 4 ERS THOUGHT IT WAS 5, = ick in which] last sight 1 became engrossed in Tiebo i" he was docked at Hoboken and It USTOMERS o jassing people with « trick In o. Th ut Avenue, ~ he wrapped a quarter iz. t handkerchief] watching and admiring the skill of probably will cost the Erle constderablo REAM. HARIT. “ ‘ the taxi drivers. The trafio was = to repair these engines.—H. O. Hamil-| On Larch Street, Pawtucket, R. 1.) 1 saw one of Mayonne's wealthiest did: Cae aa Wa eoactators Yo Mow) Bho toes drivers. = The inaiia was a ton, No. 242 Hamilton Avenue, Has-| (nis morning I saw @ milkman whose | women to-day picking up stieks on th their sporting blood by guessing whi ‘ wp, turned, wriggled and manoeu- I saw two men painting a display brouck Heights, N, J. truck was out of commission make his| street, As E passed she asked me If I wi One mah gucssed wrong and) vied in what would seem impossible Lyoard high over the roof of a hotel t) deliveries tn a 1822 model Packard tour-] had need for them, and when 1 told while the crowd grinned, the peddler] wavs, fuding ways through the ve- L Union squares, They patnted two big] MOPPING pu Rta SODAS.) ing garcVobn F. Magner, Providence, |iivr no she told me that picking up evened his bag and displayed mans} oe he strect Age vx and Vives and then fn red letters “What ait paul aa a is Reavad th Let == in mee eau ‘wh n she wis compelled ia aroh f faves » traffic con ayo tom wa m home to-day he he rhe J a 6 RA. COM wll packages wrapped in plain white} 4) 20rl, & t, Vue there wae [you see tordaye FA ECON GHtsraR iia: Inet aiemecrs nel atone PLAVING HORSE. pick them up for firewood and that, “Show your sporting: blood,” hel not a sin te blockade, practically no |e Se ts i East Moth Street,| tho should be the fathrr and who T saw 8 novel way to go shopping has never been able to get over tt * “Here is an article-worth a half] ponsusion or friction, and one. could. |T Wid, No. 7 the mother. It wos finally decided, [with 0 child, In one of the big stoges | Mrs, 'T, Duffy, No Boulevard, dlar, but Tam selling tt for a nickel} not rip but be impressed favorably | Bronx: und all of the children ereept the [in the city T saw a mother lending” a | Bayonne, N. J. 1 hand Women c) use It, SHOW] with the driving skill of these tavi Ms AGAIN smother departed, She went into the | toddler,” not by the old-fashioned — ; sporting Blood und buy one i) mrt. —Aaron Kuwoh, No, 48 Third , eee ee Central Siac} tent they use for a playhouse. Pres. | method ‘of holding its band, but by a FIRST AID FOR MOTORISTS. i Rane, Renehe oe ot nt SA eee terernest cot ently! saw the “mother” come out, [safety strap about its waist, the} Our motor went dead on a dark coun- 1 don't know what they got/ but 1 tion for a belat gy wolyern bu ok anxiously up and down the safety strap was fi ened a leash, one firy road, miles from home. My buas- Sound a miniature deck of playing] A ATERLING SILVER PENCIL T saw the arrival of thre street and say, “Oh, dear! What fend of which th he 1. Both|pand, my son and the latter's two cords. Gaylord Johnson, No. 404 Fourth) 1 yvase boon wearing a loosely knitted | Maine expresses, Youngsters wo 14) Can ne the mutter? It tv 9 o'clock | seemed to_be comfortable GH: lchuite fled! to. ascertain’ the trouble Bue searf. This evenir 1 young n] been away for two lon wri ef 04 Tandy husband s# not hone yet!” VSehmidt, No, 20 Grove Street us| They dindovercd the apr h inakes PRESENCE OF brushed inst tie in the Lackawanna | thons were home agalt Uitehotant Beulah Krom, Monrov, N.Y N. 2 the spark had been broken, They could MATH RARE PRESENCE OF MENU] coory Huu at Chrislapher Street and] dies, guardiang, friends find no plece of steel In the tool box ' mw to-day s good friend of Mine hurried on, 1 folt something hanging | designated tracks with all k wus wondering what we could do and sto was in the collision of the Tube) trom my ceart. Ttwae nate ilver| were shrieks of happiness, screams of suggested thelr trying one of my hair i a sterling 1 feaina the other diy, and he toll me) pene, Tut by that tine he had dis-{ joy, fervent salutations, loving elaspn pins. ut they had a better ddea. that when he “came to" the thinks] fy, Agnes Burekhurdt, No. 211] fond caressea.—Mlorence J. Auslonder They asked for a corset steel. Finally that iinpressed hin most were not the | 4 Lreet 0. $18 East 163d Street, Bronn I got then one. y scraped off the Qunimed all about him but a youn paeeey, . oi lenariel: hant the. steel Jan) in ifaw svoman knveting in the alsle of the ea ‘ san te NO’ aise minutes we were headed for home ne held @ small mirror i hand THE REAL THING SOME MISTAKES 3 } seul Mrs, Ida E. Thiel, Central Islip, N.Y. wus powdering her no! he conerete| We Have two Httle daughters whof While walking along Third Avenve Hea floor of the ear had buckled. the pouta] spend f their time playing ree mont se non! sie aay, he AT “TNE POINT 4 Ge wiaek & ne HRS i 1 nd f reason they [fall from an “1! tra he hat hid sever rears : a pitaseaine: burke be nisvives with quite a varity | otter duya, 1 pleked 1 up and, qtst Visiting West Point to-day 1 nly powders - Gwil + sabe sbi However, Ito the inner side of sof, mane ou * among ot hor inte eating thin = 953 W. i ot noone of them have rings | the initials “W. J. Be alter Fox, No om containing uns and nition f inn \ their necks on a ribbon] s159 Washington Avenue. Bronx of every size and description. Among nigtit when 1 saw auch t looked | 2200 ie the most Interesting were the guns SEB SEW JOKRNW Piitstt 1 3 * whieh fred th t shots in the Civil h " nly | caught « flash fr 5 ORES A WHEE, Pe. ~~ . For un investment of ten cents yess | the rings ind iy heart missed ah boat, WHERE THER WEBS Ss ecial Prize War and the World War. I saw also jiwoment and tnatrastion, would bot for their Rume-af “Bother. | Stebbins Avenite newer Dawson Street hound with rope ang wire used by: th hard to duplicate anywhere in the i, b., New York. ® empty natok eae eb a is Filipinos. One other object of interest Ri) took. cha RUDWAR. (fo) GBrons Chain drawn through the two ff First Prize, $25 was a huge gray brick taken from the Turk ana spent the afternoon iit the AuErTions heels and a: BIE pula Heidi 1 RITA CLARE, No, 17 Gartied Place, Brooklyn - Great Wall of China. “And last, but not Zoulogient Gardens. Pyerything in them ' nt chain togethe vate a: lest’ a camouflage tree containing te arranged for the benefit of the 1 ERO Nea ieee a tiie: aoe wis Intended £0 0 ne Je « Second Prie, $10 machine gun —E Smith, Morris~ } ne bie, beau © labeled | mul Oo} eft, but as @ wet any . aa aw NE a ET euee iat f tgp ate lis Wy telephone directory indexed. | faye tilted the carciake onto LOUIS V. CEGIIA, No. 231 Bast 117th Stre $ N,v on H 1 Ofty cents for the Job and] Cul fo walked off o fy AAR i nd shady with rest Muneks eur Ww and wit : . GREAT OAKS, ch ane ae wh i | aia n the premines. “He told] AMT bner, No. SSI Stebbins Ave Third Prize, $5 1 suw to-day—and have seen it every h called “The Jungle W i Nera ircitan! Bee ue Sansui nue, Bronx. MARION CHESTON, No, 1:71 Miriam Place, Hillside, N. J. i Lf Mae a oR eaters aati Virough sweet-smelling shrubbery oa , ew end - ‘ tion of a beautiful forest of noble oaks. ) Iusion of the tropics. ‘Ther OT NO AS URE Chan asRene GOING FOR 8 SONG, Ten Prizes of $2 Each @ the magnificent trees go aver ponds, duck ponds, bird 1 ‘ Near Sutter Avenue station in Tryook STANLEY MUAD, No, 401 West 87th Street. down, «nd all are drawn. by i with dozens of brilliant f F an enterprising business mir SAT. BERGEN age eemey to the road, whence they are wr Hotsmwirk, 1 saw i mi le : 10% Goerek Street horses to vhetice ; vei, ' ; t Alveiudy 4 prone op) 4 sulent are old, for a Rucker sellin WILLIAM HART. No. 119 Bast 119th Street. Aken to a sawmill, Sixty yeurs ago nts, Hon Ke y the shoot inusic of Yiddish folk songs . many eres of woodland h were amy mere, et Hotit, Panwa Packarg | tie shoot Inele ot een Ter ashinned EDNA GOODMAN, No. 149 biwt Avenue. a ee ofan ie gardens ar A " rine one, | A a Miechina on Which he wie sins WALTPR SMITIL No. 96 Corona Avenue, Corona Pe A iaades Land Company’ one should mt of brawtifutly y elgroomed. | ing the records. Sometines he joined I. Mo LA SAUCK, No. § South Elliott Place, Brooklyn. ot Paltaades, Rockland County, N, ¥. m.—Pearl L. Berthoud, N: c suk Wealttap thee Pere the choruses In a weak yoice. 1 e IRENE MCABI. No. 284 sixth Street, Brooklyn. It proved a bad Investment, and iu Broadway ' ks.—Clara Leonard, Nor bog Jappeared to be very, very good,—M MES. H.W. HARKNESS 0 Filmore Street, New Brighton, 10 enly means of drawing a profit from om fF Avonn * : Mngle, NO, 912 Dust 178th Steve Ss. 1 fe deal is in the sale of the grand old - yap AMD ABO ee OD. MILAN, Red Rank, Neg ons, but u teem Fi na sucritice. Vile riding on a Broudway ¢ , SOLID ROCK, ILS RORERT ¢ i v mairfiel F Lida Post, Palisades, > say L saw a gray-haired motorinu: 1 Aes velaiear tats at aleve’ OLD TIMER MS: BOBDRT CAMPRELL, No. 1488 Fatraeld Avenue. Hridge- bottle of milk and drink it as hel pond ‘ ing] White walking dows Broniwis 1 soy siaiiiilil WATCHFUL WAITING. the car, He had a healthy. ruddy lor New. tnsefon the building wt Heowlway and 1 , ————— T saw two mischievous boys to-day couplesion siinilur to u baby's, aud at- | putidl xth] change Place an old sgn covered wit Read to-day's stories. Pick the ones you think are best. pit a Hve erab ina letter box and then mc Him drinking ilk t] Avenu Nt BL ARS oh read, “Tin Pot Alley Winners will be announced in this evening's Night Pictorial Hit acrone the street to walt for the ar wonder how he got It—C. i. A. No. 452}look.—l. J Lagu gad| Harry Hayden, No: 867 1. 493d Stren (Green Sheet) edition and in other editions to-morrow. rival of the letter carrler.—Catherine Vort Washington Avenue Street, Broas. ee , Ehrlinger, Front Street, Nyack, N.Y i ’ WEEKLY PRIZES ZE, $25; SECOND PRIZE, $10; j ‘ ; Capital prizes for best stories of week distributed among daily prize winners THIRD PRIZE, $5. TEN PRIZES is wk fa a next best stories. y r as follows: FIRST PRIZE, $100; SECOND PRIZE, $50; THIRD PRIZE, $28; BROOKLYN, NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, While standing talking to a friend to-day on Hldert’s Lane, Brook: ‘yn, I saw a little girl pressing the button of a door bell. She rang several times. There was no answer. The curtains of the house were drawn, The child appeared to be on the verge of tears, She tried to peek In at the window, went back to the door and rang again and again, Inally she went again to the window, pressed her tear-stained face against the pane and tn a voice which must have found its way through every window in the neighborhood called, “Mama! Mama! It's all right, Mama! I’m not the instalment man!"—Caroline Schneider, No. 547 Grant Avenue, Brooklyn. MR. ORNITHORHYNCHUS PARADOXUS. At the Bronx Zoo I saw an odd but interesting specimen called the duck-billed platypus. With a bill like a duck’s and feet like an elephant’s it presents a queer picture. It is first cousin to the elephant and second cousin to the nightingale. In the Zoo it has an apartment and bath—mostly bath. Visitors are permitted to see him only be- tween the hours of 3 and 4 and they must keep very quiet. One man in the park told me that this was the only specimen of its kind in eaptivity—Anna Carlson, No. 117 Minna Street, Brooklyn. * «waren your BYE.” THE BAKER's MAN. In front of me at the checking office] 1 saw a baker's wagon, driven at full of the bathhouse, I saw a man checking| speed at Stanton and Forsyth Streets, his glass eye, He saw me smiling at] suddenly turn over, The driver had to him and he explained that the last time| be taken to the hospital, but until some he was In swimming he lost a glass eye.| people came to right the wagon again -H. Whitehead, No, 8018 Clarendon] te children of the netghborhood used Read Beckie oe " the two free wheels as a carousels.— yeskitcl Charlotte Krinsky, No, 1858 Carroll Street, Brooklyn. A MODERN, This afternoon, returning from work MEMORIPS, I saw a laborer in the excavation at] 1 of ; uw at Camp Upton to-day my ol@ are ugh Hall, Brooklyn, clean hls! barracks. What strange, yet tamilian, ‘lothes ina novel was. “He released the! pictures passed through my mind! Here c p : aN, he compressed alr drill and] was the orderly room where were passed tirned the current upon his exceedingly | sentences for slight offenses. There the jlusty clothing. “The rush of alr readily | mess-room Into which the hungry out- sened ull the dirt and blew tt away.| rit pushed at the sound of the Sergeant's raking hin’ falrly presentable in his|ehistie, 1 soon found the spot where Sorina ‘emarkably shot time.) cot had stood, and near" that fatal 3 No. 2129 Pacifle Street.) cigarette “butt box,’ In which our Cap- Sint ae tain spied some banana peels, where- the Weare aN Sheed ld upon he revoked our passes to the city. h on the Giants and Yanks | ‘there slept Sergt. John, John, there Biil, may prepare now for another World's! there “Red''—nil fine fellows, and may Series, played entirely In New York. Yes.! their souls rest In peace, A. Hirach, sir. It is an infallible law of baseball | Nese I thut the teams lending Sept. 1 will win| N° 58? Bristol Btreey Brooklyn, the pennant, remainder of the PUTTING ON DOG, . kames, tale {t from this law, Is a mere formality of completing the schedule.—]| At the corner of Fifth Avenue and Joseph “Welss, No, 1843 62d Street,| 8ith Street to-day I saw @ woman try= Brooklyn. ing to snap a picture of her baby whan ~ a stray dog stopped beside the Infant as wUESS. !f he too wanted his picture taken, She 1 gazed this morning on the beaming countennnce of my rent collector, He] the corner, but just as she made ready Was accompanied by a gentleman whom | to snap the camera again there was the he introduced as my new landlord, We | dog standing once more beside the child, fazed at each other, smiled, bowed and] and this thme he really was included in then he gave my apartment the double | the picture.—Clara B. Young, No. 8404 0. Now—what next?—M. P., Brooklyn, ' Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn, WHO'S WHO IN THE SUBWAY. Often In the subway I let my !magination play about the other passengers and their probable professions and lines of business. This morning, on a B. R. T, train, I picked out a man of distinguished ap- pearance who might be a poet, an artist or a villain in the movies. Of course I did not stare at the man, but from time to time glanced at him from my book. I decided on artist; convinced myself he was the great artist whose picture I had seen in a magazine. “That man,” I sald to a friend who sat beside me, “is a famous artist. I do not recall his narfle at the nloment, but’—— “Yea,” she interrupted with a chuckle. “I'll say he's an artist, he bobbed my hair for me.” Looks certainly are deceiving.—Isabelle Post, No. 2725 Ocean Parkway, Brooklyn. sed him away and he slunk around NO AMBULANCE, CALL A LAWYER, i was standing at the corner of Greene and Nostrand Avenues when a Nostrand Avenue car slowed down and came to a stop and a woman stepped off. While the man who followed immediately after, and whomsl took to be her husband, was getting off, the car started and he struck against the side of it and fell. A policeman was among others who hurried out to him. To the officer the man said: “Get the number of that car and the number of the conductor! “Are you hurt?” ed the policeman. “No, I’m not hurt,” was the answer, “but just the same I'm going to bring suit!"—Bernard Hirschberg, No. 305 Nostrand Avenue, Brooklyn. RICHMOND. QUEENS. {is RICUMOND A “ORGOTTE OND FATHER WHO Rt HOROUGHE On my way On the Staten 1 nd Rallrowd late at might if there a s to ation, and if no one is ‘e to board the train, it is ductor to signal the engineer to go ahead without stop: ping. To-night the conductor gave such i we were eS, to New York on tha Second Avenue “L" I noticed a girl of ‘bout Sixteen in u black dresa with "owing panels. Instead of having her arms In the sleeves of the dress, how- ever, they were exposed to the shou! ders. We both te Street and no passenge alight at a « thi the custom for the wait t tho train at 67th descended the stairs a signal at Clifton, ne the station when & young ‘cot d of me, 'A middle aged man was addenly realized that they were being} waiting for her at the foot of the stairs carried beyond their stopping place. Im=1)1, pave hor one 4 BU ie Aly nediately the conduetor gave the signal her one luok and suid, “You to stop and the n slowed down. We]take off that dress and put your arm were “whout three - bios ka beyond the] those sleeves, or you won't walk a depot 1 conductor motioned to the} i ngineer to “back,” and we backed up| SteP with me 1 pretended to be to Clifton and the young couple got off, | Walting for some one. She looked nt her Where will you find such service ux this] father In bewliderinent, “Do as except. in New York City's forgotton Ta. Cua nt. "De as 1 say, borough of Staten Island?—Maurien |%° 4, “and do it quick." She asked Vogt, Iona Street, Graham Boach, Stat-] him to open the dress, which he did, ind she put her arms into the sleev Then th y walked up 57th Street te AW sether—Mrs. Coleman, No. 308 Hoyt operated by pedals, into the| Avenue, Astoria, Le 1, wuto-se sta at the corner of Turgee Street and Vanderbilt Avenue, PRETTY BABY wh for “gas.” The man , in charge told the young driver to bring | _! @ !ocal automobile supply store tox his car into the shop, where he tight-|day I saw on the counter an open ened several bolts, fussed over a broken }cigar box and on it the sign: “Have mudguatd and straightened % bumper, : and bent the kid away happy.—T a,fore: It's a girl— Iba. Browne, 49 Hamilton Street, Stapleton, |Saul Schoenberg, No. Island Avenue, Corona, L, 1. 79 Fairview