The evening world. Newspaper, August 26, 1922, Page 12

26, 1922 | SATURDAY, AUGUST asl 1922 | JO TOE’ 5. c A R -t- ale ‘Trade Mark Reg. U. 6. Pat. oft. -t- =< Sh-h-h-h-! Phil Ferret! paanaammanamanniannanananneneannaanat —= o Good E ee a 1T WAS RIGHT HERE 3 Gor Thar |! (\ope — it. wASNT ROBBERY ! ; x | SUSPECT ’ WALOP H GFE w t | i e By BIDE DUDLEY vate ne Ly) poss \] | He DIDN'T TOUCH MY WATCH OR alg a WONG DONO ROOST LOANOLONE 1 OUGHTA BE ABLE euene. | | MY DOUGH —HE Jus’ LAID Me eu ALL How — The things I fail to think of i } DEEPEN . 1 AIS Tine | ; Mi roe aH LEFT ME FLAT ON t's THe CAR —Yoy CAN'T . When I'm needing bright replies POEMS OF PREFERENCE | JOE 1S STILL {our ' TRG 20 WAS JUST GOING TGET PROVE You OwN (Tt —wart— Mave always been a source to me! wae congas «New Yoru enor JNARLE 7 UNLOCK ) A MAN TO UNLOCK THE IGNITION! THINGS Witt DEveLop BUT NO Of deep, regretful sighs who says he isa to: emulate "O TE GNI SEAN ler ME SEE THAT NEARER To It’s ever been that when it seemed | Mecintyre’s style of dress, 1s out afte THE CAR HE BILL OF SALE FoR A SOLUTION — 1 might have been a wit, a wife, also the pidgeon-toed sour BOUGHT FROM WE SEE My mind has always lagged until | fork offered as a prize In this conte THE QueER PHIL Too late to make a hit. His Thymie foNows: ACTING STRANGER - FERRET Say Dud, have you any nice girts ¢ AND HE CAN'T he Bill Smith will say, “Your brain spare? is like How about one with nice brown hair, Page SUT WHO DETECTIVE A sheep's brain—on the dead” Who'll cheer me when I have the SOCKED HIM FOR ON The blues AGoAL — Case oY Now | should answer, “Bah!” of course. And see that I get my regular enoose? She must drive me around in my old 1 don’t at all; instead dingbat, ? ? ¥ } make some commonplace reply |4n4 pump up the tires when they go i! fat; That has no point at all, Por something always seems to cause | My think machine to stall She must have lots of money and throw {t at me. Ain'teher got none lke that? On, pshaw! Hully geet — 5 pos eee 7 Tait en Gon indus THE BIG LITTLE — rade Mark fee U. 8. Pat, Off. And Then Work Up to the Climax! Lapala to-day. Ho ts a singer of great renown.” It’s ever thus; I’m worried, too; Suppose the King of Spain : Bhould say: “Old pal, you're omy! Sueur looking fine.” Rnany aIaKt Th (mae font x oKs- | ~<meons Beci y didn't believe it, Instead Ow ou! B = ‘ N BY It drives me near insane of applauding, he went to the A; hd ely PooR LL’ Mas NexDoons ent ir Faroe a anene SAYING IT WAS To think that I would hem and| kftghen, returning a moment eet \. Senacuns Lo as ee IT To HER HER HUSBAND! haw. Inter with a fish sandwich and a Lato Le aS ae GENTLY £ A hopeful look. “I am sorry to have to do this,” he said, as he bit into the sand- wich. A panel in the wall slid back and out stepped the Interborough Glee Club. “Kukoo!" satd the leader, He appeared to want to filtt with Tessie. “What shall we render?” he asked merrily. “Render yourself Invistble,” snapped Tessie, Old Hank Johnson, the janitor, came in, laughing. “T just hit a bulldog,” he sald (To be continued.) r: y RG, 7 1 WT IT WANTED iT TS y A tii I Por Horr. I wanren j Yy j 4 MY Face WENT A Rhymed Roar. IT “To TEACH TAAT B (YA ty AND MADE 4 y, = OF Yours NoT f i Yi) || h SNOOT 47 BoRA Ra ne s nerf i . Uy i B € I< Leo Meyerwitz of No. 269 Lincoln ae a Avenue, Brooklyn, is mad. A clock Dosme SOTS & Jusr THe sAME | that wasn't right caused him to miss a train the other day, and when he finally reached Trenton, the town h» was heading for, he wrote a rhyme something I!ko this: I think there ought to be a law enacted by the State whereby a certain type of folks would meet an awful fate. The man who, in his window a dig timepiece does display, that folks may there con- sult tt aa they pass it day by day, should be compelled by penalty to keep the darn thing right or else be shot at sunrise if not the previous night. I missed a train by trusting a clock thus on dis- And answer, “So are you.” Now wouldn't that be asinine? 1 don’t know what to do OBSERVATIONS. ‘They don’t punish women for smok- fag on the streets of Weehawken, ¥. J. It’s punishment enough. t Tf all the dancing teachers were beautiful steppers like Maggie Walz, we'd take a few lessons ourself. New York society women are de- manding beer end light wines. Now Yet us society men get together and take a similar stand. Roselle, N. J., has appointed an of- ficial cat-catcher. He is a gentle fel- } low who snares the cats by calling “Here, kitty, Ritty!" At a hog-calling contest in Virginia & native won by yelling “Oo-ce, ' ‘ hawe!"” In Kansas the best hog callers use “Soo-ee, pig, pig, pig!" Personally we prefer the Kansas call. TAXICAB TESSIE. (The story of a twin who stole her Mator's lover.) Tessié was restless, so sho hung by her toes from the chan- eller. This, though quite a feat ~ athletically, was considered a bit @ut of place by those who looked TPS om. Had she leaped over the table, none would have wondered, ‘nt to see her actually hang by her toes was disconcerting. Toady Allen, the handsome i Cope, THER OF. Y. five, Wed) By Pram Pub Co Nal KATINKA . 0. 8, Pat. Ott Proving There’s Sometimes Fact in Fiction! yegg, knew women. For fifteen | play, Oh, hoity-tolty doodle! Ta NO USE TRYIN? ANY HoRC] ic Lsien! You KNow HOW. OW BOY! SHE FELL FOR IT) = gk Years he had kept company with ra ra bum de aye! SCHEMES TO GET MYSELF | Je WIVES ARE ! TELL Like A LOG! THAT WAS al ND GOODNESS KNOWS th had he spok ’ = NOTHIN” EVER ITT THAT You SAW ROW Ls “Cu'D BE en at eyes BAA DP apoNen 8 FRED — | He HUSBAND IN THe CORNER $ . p GETTING AWAY UNTH IT harsh word ton Indy. Therefore This Woman Thinks. (care WITH A BLONDE. WHEN | : IF IT WEREN'T FoR when he saw Tessie hanging by Ber toes he merely stepped up and sald: “Very sweet of you, dear!” ‘Tessie dropped to a hand-stand ~(SHE, RUSHES AROUND —— ” \AN? FINDS OUT IT'S A UL KATINKA f Mrs. Oscar Mooch 1s always s0- elally correct. Whenever she gives a ten she serves T-hone steaks, as atmosphere,—Wellaville Optic. AND NOW PERMIT US 2 and then did a spring, landing on her feet. to inform you that I. Hunt Wills PEOPLE “cannot be interviewed now,” | 1s an attorney at law at Kast ARE: SO whe explained. “I am to take a Downington, Pa, Duns THey 1 ee ee THINK } THe | About Plays and Players sth t = y' SENSES | Se ARE NICKELS) her. ‘The customs offictal asked the man If the woman was his wife. The answer was in the affirmative “Have you any proof?” asked the offictal. “Why, nol" “Too badi mused the official TLIIE and Eugene Howard, in W “The Passing Show of 1922," will begin, an engagement ut the Winter Garden in a few weeks. Among those who will appear In the supporting company is George Has. sell, the clumsy comedian, who hi DUMB Bee =| winner Today FC saves 5 Romtey 6F [Peowivence: Bertie Is Well Satisfied With Himself! BEAUTIFUL BAB will bo the tenth of the series. Tt "Say." the mam whispered, it youl [BABSARE YOO oe WELL-YOU CAN'T TRUMP TDDNT SEND] [WELL IT SAYS IN THE PAPER will be the thirty-fourth Winter Gav-|can prove she ain't my wife you « EN DI CONCEN i - OTTA SEE BAB SM NITE fon production. 3. J- fhubert wil|name sour own rewagt” | AN (NITE. FOR Pony APE — ett AWAY BA TovoUR PARTY" pailag SRNL wien) [SET WILL BE ON HAND show. The book and lyrics will be by aossir. TS. PART You'Re (ar AROUND Harold dy a ic by Bieveund Rouiberg end Altrea Goot- Coch Lean and Clee Mayfield EI OR OUR 5 man. J. C. Huffman is conducting the rehearsals, with Allan K. Foster @irecting the dances. Stamford last aight. Florence Browne returned to the cast of "Splee of 1922" at the Winter Garden last night. Billie Shaw has heen engaged to head a new revue at Murray's Roman Gardens, opening Monday Harriet Gimble, who fa @ tiny opened in “The Blushing Bride” at COUSIN, os Se pang “BWIFTY” IN OCTOBER. Willam A. Brady has decided to Present.Hale Hamilton in “Swifty” in New York in October. In this com- edy by John Peter Toohey and Walter|Comedienne, has been engaged for Percival, Mr. Hamilton, it ts said, bas} "The Greenwich Village Follies." scored a personal success as great aa] Skeet Gallagher, formerly in “Up that he attained in “Get Rich Quic|!" the Clouds,” is In Proctor vaude- ville with Irene Martin, Wallingford.” “ "Guess Who" i the title of the new Theresa Murray, secretary to Mar-|'y W" Maver, Sinncecr of the Lb froie Rambeau of “T Golrfish.” | orty Theatre, will return from Europe was married in Seattle yesterday to} jn time to see ‘'Molly Darling” ope Stewart Bahr. Comes the Shubert] at his nouse lh Press man with the statement that] ” Orlando's Sixty Trained Horses qr- | —————— a pea ee ee _ ambean heard the ceremony! rived from Kurope yesterday 7 — wae. ven ane = - a - ——____—_—______— over the telephone. yf Z erday, They Itz and one-step contos ar r the telephone. Isn't that carry-| wit) be in the new Hippodrome show. | *™ erga Mest. ‘Those |icirl_ on the atage who is properly|Of a pretty girl one day, QuicK WORK. for example, a man had a contract to|ment department handled the matter ing @ joke too far? Mittl et Tillio, French da igontente nay afternoons | made up; and a sight te th layfult ! ditt at Milla, aren dancers, will| and Tuesday and Thursday nights | cuit caking Une wre same girl]on, how playful! Oh, how gay! C6 PUT it takes #0 long to got a[fepalr the root of the home office |’ ial and reported to cashier's of- HE'D PAY FOR PROOF. elth, Vanden, onaay (© appear in )Country store affairs are held Wedn = B Claim paid,” the oornered|bullding, Took a policy aa he went/non, o* ane man passed the thin ‘Peguy O'Nell Is back In New York.| Jersey City in sending six patra of | 2° MEM FOOLISHMENT PUT IT IN THE ACT. victim protested weakly, on the Job one morning. About 19|ienned out of the window and handed While in the customs office in Lon- | expert dancers to the Terrace Garden - Bete dis “Did you know that chimneye ery?" | 44.0 is our company!” the acct-|°'clock fell off the roof, Accident was|him a check for the full amount of «im recently arranging for her pass-| Dance Palace to-morrow afternoon to A THOUGHT FOR TO-pay Have some r Ohigiole nail “No, Do they ? noted by the clerks on the tenth floor | policy. No, sir! Nothing slow . tekie, chick? ¥ t declared as hi ee port, & aniddle-aged couple preceded" participate In the popular applause! ‘tA vislow,"’ 84Y> Ruth Gates, “1y ql leked old Dr. I nick eu HAKer apeD) she | ane) ReUTan ee Aer Pe ee ener ass 12 the aaiuaiaiens Ge MiaueglePetnisinta tater a ¥ " n uncapped his fountain pen, ‘Why, partment on the fifth floor. Adjust- line pleage:''—-Puiladelpnia Ledger. ~