The evening world. Newspaper, August 19, 1922, Page 10

THE A DOG DAY FANTASY. 66Q0UPID'S COURT” has been dissolved. Cupid himself has bad the bow torn Prong aly except Sunday, by. The, Pre, Pyising from his hand and the arrows from his quiver. PULITZER, President, ‘ts Pare on The presiding judge having received one pro- Ser PtTrae a ments as Pak ie posal of marriage has gone home to her husband aft communications to THE RVENING wortp,| 21d the moving picture theatre used as a court Batiding, Park Row, New York City. room has Is rther performan sg height A DR BR Ae om h been closed to fu Pp ices of “Otrenli Books Open to Al this mid-summer madness She EGEAity eior!d. Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Presa Pub. Co, TURNING THE PAGES (4 . Oxtocn Ong, BP nal Sw or SAAT aan Pere ab mente; pear : RA ath ; So many times said farewell to ™ HATURDAY, AUGUST 10, 1082. Cupid disarfned? Well, perhaps there should the Gia} ——— be reservations. For if the pen, or its modern Brightened with tears the magic SUBSCRIPTION RATES. color spun Pe ees oe ‘ow York as Second Class Matter, | COUNterpart, the typewriter, is mightier than the Upon the looms of apring; dorne the ee ee eee Ne nae | sword, the ingenius originator of “Cupid’s Court” or Ped eine. ' Lid 58 may yet come to the relief of the little god of love 5 toes aeecimetiaheer eee 338 2 and rearm him with the might of publicity. It is if Of summer clouds; turned sadly ene conte; by mall 50 cents, almost too much to hope that no other city. or wom. reeti Gnd Rélle that beckon, BRANCH OFFICES. town will § ‘0 such a dog-day fa: s an eee , 1 Woee rth Aves neat Wien ued BO: oe It has been pig al ihe since iy "treaties aa ee i Hotel Theresa’ Bide.| peTROMT, 621 Ford Bidg. 8 ConPinents, B St, NX, 410 E. 149th Bt, near] CnicaGo, 1603 Mallers Bldg. ‘Washington #t.| PARIS, 47 Avenue de l'Opers, if Flin Se, LONDON, 20 Cockspur 8t, MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. Preas is exclusively entitled to the use for repubit- ‘credited to it or not otherwise credited ek iblished herein news Paper, and also the local news pu newspaper correspondent has hit on such a clever scheme for selling unlimited copy at space rates. It may be a long time before Editor Delker of Hammonton will have a rival. And if it ends now, the fun has been worth the public attention it has received. But if it goes on, it might easily become a public nuisance and a source of fraud. There is enough marital trouble from good old- fashioned courtships without mixing in any of the complications of “Cupid's Court” procedure. No one sees deauty who hae not seen death, I know how dear ts dust, how soft fe rain, How warm the grass, how deep the starry skies. I know, who pay for loveliness with ET A FUTILE MESSAGE. T IS something of a mystery why President Harding’ delayed his message a day—also why he didn’t delay it indefinitely. There is not much to quarrel with in the speech. It should not incense the unionists be- cause he reproves employers who make war on the unions. It should not incense the employers because he condemns the Herrin massacre, leav- ing trains in the deserts and mob law. The av- erage citizen of the Third Party to the dispute will get a rehash of information that has been fn the newspapers for weeks and a reassertion of pain, That earth is fatrest fading from the eyes, And Hfe tastes sweeter with each fai- tering breath, The gentle sadness of verse by Anne O'Hare McCormick, printed in The New Republic. . Mated in Hatred - - « A pleasant page on the patred-off Gissons from “Aaron's Rod” (Thomas Seltzer), a recent D. H, Lawrence novel She could never _ understand whence arose in her, almost from the first days of marriage with him, bet terrible paroxysms of hatred for Im. She was in love with him; oh! heaven, how ingly she was in love with him; a certain unseiz- able beauty that was his, and which GOING UP. wie bumper crops reported, the Depart- ment of Labor announces that living costs are 10 per cent. higher than a year ago and also an increase of 3 |-3 per cent. in the last month Such figures ought to make pleasant reading for Senators about to pass the highest tariff since the Civil War era. This sor. of information ) } inalienable rights that few will challenge. should confirm them in what they are doing. tapet pele Hers aA: 6 snake Med, f When it comes to legislation, the President is The Gadi is having its effect before it is passed. Le etal phorred him! "How generally vague. It will be best to wait until It is true that wheat made a new low the He seemed a horrible thing to her. peace is patched up and all, iscluding the Presi- other day and that farm prices are generally so Be Ve BE te & Bell for him. : j ; be unprofitable. frenzy of rage, chagrin, and dent, have had time to cool off a bit. That is } !W as to be unpr : .. , , and agony. ; excellent advice but unnecessary, because Con- But the tariff is working, It is increasing the that be Beat her mad, ao "hat be i ; : efitiicn 3 cost of commodities to the consumers just as longed to kill her. | gress had no intention of rushing into labor leg- ' 7 ; he ‘A. wedded pair, these at | a \ston\ belore election: was expected. The middlemen and the privi- should say, such as’ Mise invalyn ' But in the main the President discusses what | lege individuals are already getting theirs. veniog Sam eet in ‘ate. he himself has done—and failed to achieve. For The Bale of ine the most part, it is a confession of amiable futil- NO PADLOCK FOR TRUTH. ries niet bs pale os ity and a reaffirmation of truisms. To this last A’ ENGLISH gentleman, Dr. Armstrong quette”” (Funk-Wagnalls), the new there is one exception. Discussing instances in Smith, has hit on half of a big idea and, ge Oe, eebariee eye ne Price Post: which the carriers had “ignored” decisions of the | mistaking it for the whole thing, he is promot- we it titrest attention to your- Labor Board, the President said: “The public or | ing the Padlock Society, or the World League (tle ere Meera leer go the Executive had no knowledge of the ignored | of the Sealed Lips. ing at people, knocking into them, . + talking acroas any one—in a word I decisions.” The emblem of the society is the padlock, and do mot attract attention to yourself. The President may speak for, himself. The | members, it is reported, swear on an open pad- tare, Ho Hroybnsd ta fitted ite ' public had opportunity to know and the Presi- | lock to try their utmost never to say an unkind In public. A : p But how, then, will the folks know ; dent ought to have informed himself. The re- | thing, true or untrue, about any one. you) are @ candidate? i ports of “farming out” had been in the news- Dr. Smith, as we have suggested, has a part Ane em can you expect to be i papers long before July 1. of an idea, but only part. There are times when F . s W Id R d eae mond The President confesses to a series of personal | it is a positive duty to say unkind things about rom Evening or ea ers That Vacation Feeling - - « _UNCOMMON SENSE By John Blake (Copyright, 1982, by John Blake.) GOOD OPINION MUST BE EARNED. Etiquette is really agreeable behavior. It is the means men have found of showing their respect Lines on ‘‘Adventure,” from the “Verse"’ of Adelaide Crapsey, pub- lished by Alfred A. Knopf: Bun and wind and beas e Great lands stretching ondleca z Where be bonds to bind the freer AU the world was made for moi ° t Dancing Color Into Dress - - « A bit of colorful reflection trom persons provided these things are true. For in a world of padlocked lips the majority would ob- serve the pledge and an unprincipled minority would have things pretty much their own way. There is need for the other half of Dr. Smith’s idea—the better half. If all the million mem- bers he is seeking were only pledged to open | rebuffs. He reveals and emphasizes the fact that his efforts have proved as futile as they have been well meant. Other Presidents have intervened in industrial } affairs. Roosevelt and Wilson in particular | brought the prestige of Presidential intervention to a high point. They refrained from moving What kind of letter do you find most readable? Tan’t it the one that dives the worth of a thousand words in a couple of hundred? There ia fine mental exercise and a lot of satisfaction in trying t @ eay much in few words. Take time to be brief. Staten Island Ferries. To the Editor of The Evening World: Commissioner Whalen has given threat is laughed at by sensible people. And, finally, “If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut it off and cast it from s 4 ‘ orders to curtail the Staten Island-|thee * * and if thy eye offend for the ideas and even the prejudices of others. from “The Woman's Causerie,” tm i publicly until they were in position to gain ac- | their lips and say kindly, helpful and friendly |atannattan ferry service in order to| thee plus at Gey i etd Mae tery a It is necessary in pider te earn good opinion nd Robson) pevimey, Harley, - ; r . people of gentleness and refinement q s rs mig It was about twelve } ceptance of their terms. In one way or another | things about their neighbors whenever these are eke out the scanty supply of co#l at] ther ir such are the folks who expect|$ good opinion is necessary in order to make one’s way in that with one accord the great divee : they contrived to do what they set out to do. true then the world would be that much better. | St. George, which, according to his for will) be tn Heaven, x, tor, one, the world. ' Cesieriers of Etope rose up us if to * . ‘ A ‘ H f ° aS t there, a 4 Ta . lonality tn clot! | This President Harding has failed to do. He But there are times when the truth, disagree- es sre eee sree aaa peg ie fea eens ene Tactful people usually observe etiquette naturally. conventionality in mind, ie a fale } has intervened conspicuously and to no pur- | able as it may be, is the only path of duty. And supbiy ‘After that, what then? Shaii{SUch wretched people I will get up ae They refrain from doing anything to hurt other people's suede must Bow try to correct, A | pose. He has been too weak or too feeble. Why | there ought never to be a padlock on truth, even | we be compelled to walk? ed en” dEE DOW es ae SEEN eter eh . clothes when she could give expres- should he have elaborated it in a public message? | when it seems most unkind. To stick to the point, however, the BROUGHT UP A CHRISTIAN. baralle = son religion or race. They WHO Je Unable tn, coos one worthy: Caritulesloner hae anhonsoed zee naturally do not allude to any personal peculiarities those because she has nothing ie eee the suspension of the Oost usually put li» ine nauTee Tum TUNE, with whom they are talking possess, - “Away with’ high collars,” ght | THE WEEK. on to tako care of the “rush hour" he hero bounded on the etace. _,, It is quite possible, however, for perfectly kind people, Bupa etd SiGe Ane cu . traffic, night and morning, It iy | Then bounded off again. with perfectly good intentions, to commit breaches of eti- ous hearts must be laid aside, Look | Early in the week we heard that it only SEEMED , of the CONCERTS, the players, the programme, and orernianioner bande travel each 08 He bit his lip in awful rage quette which make them appear ignorant or ridiculous in eastward, sunward; dance laughing And acted plumb tnsane. Once more he rushed upon the sceno, And fanned the air but twice; ‘The villain kicked him on the bean, He sure was coming nice. and gold—desert and aky— in the mauve of mountain shadows, in the green of river-filled valleys." As they were saying this at an imaginary meeting where, for once, they all happily agreed, the Rus- the eves of others. These are the people who are really making progress, who are advancing from one station in life to another. They are continually uneasy lest they do something HOOT for the middle of August because of contrast with | Willem van Hoogstraten who 60 successfully con- CAghtulie vaweRRrOWAed, Weatel Se | ‘the cool of the calendar “dog days.” This advice from | ducted for the last three weeks. would do something to put on more the Weather Man caused few cases of psychological The tariff debate is DRAGGING TO A CLOSE with | boats instead of taking them off. frost bite, and even the Weather Man's collar wilted a vote in the Senate to-day. Republicans never ex- Some day there is going to be a bad accident, and !f a panic ensues a yesterday. pected to be so unhappy over getting what they want: | or et toll of life will be taken. Soon that is not “done,” and their embarras sians came to dance this decree into : Them,Angeline tore her hair 9 sment usually gives the brai A temporary PEACE has been patched up in the coal | ed, and one of the least happy ia Senator Wadsworth. |." in ho getting foxey ‘mornings, | TemAngeline tore her ha rise to painful mistakes. Ls the brain of the western world, walt fmdustry, with a prospect of fundamental reforms to In Mississippi! primaries VARDAMAN polled a |attended with their many dangers. Ot] She grabbed her great big curly bear The young man who takes the trouble to inform himself or flashed upon ue that @id cut come. plurality, but the “run off” leaves an opportunity, e it will be the fault of the pil‘t| ana called him ‘Darling Bob.” i. rm fade even in he terrible years of as to politeness—to cultivate good manners, to behave so that other people will find him agreeable—has a far better chance of getting along than the youth who thinks that any way he chooses to behave is the right way. . Incidentally, he will be far happier, for, say what we please about independence, our lives are always influenced by the opinions of those about us. The laws of society have not been passed by any Legia- lature or Parliament; they are the outgrowth of centuries of behavior. But the penalties visited on their violators are extremely unpleasant, just the same. To know how to act naturally on all occasions—at the table, in company, in the office or the ship—is worth all the trouble that it costs, war, Maybe the designers see the poetry in dress, just like that. But the sellers of cloth,—ti the number of yards. oer. ee ec 8 @ Why Climb Mount Bverest?- Suggesting in his book, “The Heart of Nature” (Dutton), a gee@ that may come of the climbing of Mount Everest, Sir Francis Younghusband departs from the ordinary scientifie ine of thought. He says: As long as we 1 about at the foot of Gane iene mountains and gase on thelr cum- mits without attempting to ascend } or some one other than the officials| The villain, with sardonic grin, } ‘The rail strike offers GROUNDS FOR HOPE, but not | _ Locally the political pot bolled over and scalded |i coe auty it Is to look out for the| Bivlew wut'n vate saraonie grin William Randolph Hearst. Hizzoner walled in sym- ident Harding summarized the in- welfare and lives of the passengers. bled rimy fl uch gion oe on ns oon, but Congress is | P&athy. The fire of enthusiasm was all for AL SMITH, As for the saving of coal, why ia it A peeenee hie ee 7 . 4 : SURROGATE COHALAN was turned down by Boss | necessary to cut out the boat when it Mkely to wait until after election before it tackles the ig needed thw most? If the pervioa problem of employment relations. Murphy, and there are rumors of @ Free State-Repub- |) Teen ig A. M. and 4 P. M. were ‘The 4 1 of DANCING LID on lican battle on the Fourteenth Street front. Other ex- | out in half it might cost the city a Broadway cabarets aa the Prohibition enforcers push- | D!anstions are an old grudge and 8 brotherly deal with little more but it would accomplish e 4 Boss Koenig. its object by saving this coal. eee Sere: its & warning $0 “AEE UTERO ‘The SAMPAIO CORREIA got off to a flying start for It we must have fewer boats, then Ground was broken for the long awaited $9-A- | Brazil, This mission of sport, experiment and inter- Diana ht ily maenu ROOM HOME DEVELOPMENT to be financed by the | national good will has aroused enthusiasm and the Jof allowing the capacity of the boat Metropolitan Insurance Company. flyers have the best of wishes. to be limited by the number of people The London Conference “AGREED TO DISAGREE,” Frederick W. Birge, a cripple from INFANTILE @md Chinese Tong men of New York posted peace | PARALYSIS for thirty-nine years, took his first steps The hero slowly came around Before the count of ten. He rose majestic from the ground ‘Then lay right down again. The villain turned to Angeline, “Now marry me," said he, And then was flashed across the screen “The Hardships of a Flea." WILLIAM REID. Bronx, Aug. 18, 1922. who can crowd into the ferry-house? E. D. Temperance in the Bible. To the Editor of The Evening World Wednesday after a successful operation. Water Wine. 1 hope ie will ler Poli tow The well-mannered man is always well esteemed, and top exouantre teslita Coty ee ‘4 WHEAT sold for less than a dollar a bushel. We | Baseball was jarred by the expulsion from the Giants |7° the Editor of The Evening World ee sl testa te reatea etter cigned|$ it is in the esteem of the world that reputations are written, ‘We are almost afraid of them. We ’ ‘Would welcome the 5-cent loaf. of “Shufflin’ Phil” Douglas, ACCUSED OF TREACH. | _® 8 critica of your correspondent, | TC, ‘To make out that on this|$ be they good or bad. : have a sncret fear that they, the { In Ragland LORD NORTHCLIFFE died and in Ire- | ERY. As if to celebrate a good riddance, his former |Eusehe Ferris, of my letter in your) Secasion Jesus gave wine to be drunk situs But as ects oe or une land, ARTHUR GRIFFITH. The world 1s poorer. teammates won two out of three from the Pimtes and | prising that men will use the miracte| Wille, habitually | teaching that it}. stood on their summit we ¢eel that should not be used at all is wilfully to =o) danni talk nonsense WHOSE BIRTHDAY?! are in all the prominent collections in| spiritual, ‘The summer music season came to a climax Wednes- | finished the week with aw improved lead for the pen- e them; thet we, the of the changing of water into wine as ve @ay at the STADIUM with a record audience, the plan | nant. an argument against Prohibition, The} “qnose who take a sip of wine at} AUGUST 19TH—E D WARD]|the world. Among hia canvases are] them, the now over ‘argument’ is a fallacy. This, | communion should remember that the] MORAN was born at Bolton, Lan-| thirteen historical paintings, which il- This is the Ioaieutsble goed Christ's first miracle, He performed} y ast Supper so commemorated was|cashire, England, on August 19, 1829,] lustrate the marine history of Ameri-| Which the ascent of Mount Bverest ACHES AND PAINS f Gi ig a a AL only different from other meals par-| and died In New York City, June 9,]ea from the time of Leif Ericsson to] Will confer. 5 js only proves my contention— y Jen d Twelve be- tial na Yo whe bave lived g taken of by Jesus and the Twelve be-| 1901, When Moran was fifteen his return of Admiral Dewey's fleet among the Perhaps the reason why Prohibition has been barred The acclaim over Lord Northcliffe shows again that |‘, thet ! rohibitionists place thelr} cause it was the last. That Jesus and| entire family emigrated ,to America| from the Philippines in 1899, and peoples. of the Himalaye are better ‘ opinion above thelr Divine Master, | jig friends considered wine and bread] and settled in Philadelphia. He fol-| these are considered his masterpieces.| &0!¢, than most to appreciate how ‘as & jest basis on the vaudeville stage is because it is a | men must die before they attain full appreciation thereby showing they know more than | as urticles of daily use is evident lowad his father's trade of weaver great this good is, Digger joke than any performer can conceive. ‘They beat thee, killed thee, spurned and tore thee, He did and that they personally do] pystilled liquors are not mentioned| until his desire for studying art = a Me i ald tame and : . Better men they did before thee!” mat helleve to File atvinity! sent, | the Bible, though tn several places! caused him to give UD Iie trade and From the Wise BN the arldt oe eeeee A 0 be vine Is to be omniscient, |+strong drink"? i# mentioned with ap-/| begin his studies under James Hamil- . ¢ 7 STAN, ‘The esteemed Times has discovered a new verbal b omnipotent, and He therefore would proval as things having their proper} ton and Paul Weber. As his work Silence is one of the hardest oes ped coe ye Lope , the Categorical Negative. Wonder what it is Coincident with the Hip Sing Tong outbreak in Mott ve foreseen this Prohibition con-|yse. This strong drink seems to be| showed great promise, he was sent to] kind of arguments to refute. with what men's spirit ought to be. Street, it is announced that Uncle Sam is about to rsy and, if the king of alco-| considered by Bible scholars to have} London where he continued his! There is no good substitute for They have many admirable qual. : start a Hip Flask war. holie beverages is really evil, it was| been some egpecially strong wine, like ties at the Royal Academy. In] iisdom; but silence is the best | [th Dut they are fearful and un- ‘ 5 poor example for a God to|paim wine, for instance, It is amaz he established a studio in New ; e be enterprising, Contact with them make. That it was intended |ing that sincere Christians can sup-| York. Here he met with much com-| ‘iat has yet been discovered, brings home to us what a spirit of Se ‘The movie boomers assert that 3,500,000 persons Returned travellers from Britain report that a large all the Joy that fermentation | port the present laws, though plenty] petition and hardship, and finally in --H. W. Shaw. daring and high adventure means to Mink at the films every day and that the admission | share of the kick has been taken out of Scotch whiskey to It is proved by the guests|of good testimony for “temporance.”| 177 he left New York and for many When children are little they | % P&P!* Feeeipts scale over a billion dollars a year. The crops | Are they tapering off the Empire? laring the host had reserved the|can be found in the Bible. years made his home in Paris, He is] make our Meads Gohe shan orcion A new song of “Excelsior!” is hors, for 1922 are valued at $7,700,000,000, JOHN KEETz, best for the last. PHILIP VAN CORLAER. | considered one of the greatest marine Ones 97OlNs | with @ 29,000-foot rise im prospect te Sih ad wal) As for the twaddle of hellfire, that! Staten Island, Aug. 15, 1922. painters, and examples of his work! Our hearts.—Itallan Proverb, inspire the singer.