The evening world. Newspaper, August 18, 1922, Page 17

No Two bern Beings Can Continue Forever Without Getting a Bit on Each Oth- er’s Nerves—A Timely Sep- aration May Save a Hasty Divorce. S £ 2 By Ropiie Irene Loeb. Gopyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) ‘by Press Publishing Company. WO people, a husbahd and wife who had been separated, both had an accident happen fo each of them on thé same night, although ore were miles apart. Since then, the husband in the hospital has sent for his wife and it is said they will Ukely patch up thelr di ff erences instead of getting a divorce as had been contemplat- ed. Another woman tells the court that her husband had the right to shoot her, which he id, because she had been too friendly with other men, and now that he is in trouble, it is likely they will both get together aguin. ‘These circumstances Tead about. sands of cases are there where people Qherarate with the purpose of parting forever, and again—people who might mained’ happy till the very end had they not been too impatient and waited. As an examp! many people who remarry after di- @vree- T know a woman whose life 4s ruinéd and who will never be happy, because she divorced h are the ones we But how many thou- never do get together have «re- there are many, y husband and she loves him as much to-day as she did when she married him. She has everything that the world can give her in the way of money and ereatury but she the love that she will never get again The trouble with this woman is that she was too She wanted Make her “knuckle down,” comforts, longs for hasty to husband Americans Show ‘Em FOLLOWING MARK TWAIN * An Innocent Abroad Something in Silk Sox By Neal R. O’Hara We Not Only Lead the World in Cows as it were, since he had humored hor so much, He proved his manliness by insisting that he had some rights and that he was not her slave, and 80 she lost him. Then she was too proud to ask him to come back, and he was too hurt, and thereby hangs the tragedy. They are both most unhappy and, I think, always will be. What most people need is not a divorce, but absent treatment—timely separation. There are no two human beings in the world that ean continue forever and ever without getting ‘a bit on each other's nerves. It is natural. Too much of anything is satiety and satiety is deadly. Too much loving is the very thing that kills love. Too much marriage ie the very thing that ends marriag The man or woman who is over married is he or she who is forever tied to the other and doesn’t breathe without that other, It is human nature. Two people are two people, and the individual will be one no matter how long poets pr about the two being ong. They can't go on living in the seventh heaven of delight or even in the depths of dis- satisfaction for any length of time. The most important thing is to get away from each other. It may be necessary to do so for six months, or a year or even longer, but in most cases where people contemplate di- voree, if they would only wait before they rush into it, it usually happens that they do get together again be- cause reflection and repenting at leis ure are the surest meags of resurrect- ing hopes and resigning one's s things that are inevitable After all, people who run to divorce courts in many cases go on the theory that great happiness can come to them ifthey break away and possibly try somebody else. After all is said and done, no person can expect more than the average amount of happi- ness. “Into each life some rain must fall. Some dry days must be dark and dreary,”’ ahd any notion that because they are not perfectly premely happy can get other way, by marrying anothe very foolsh idea. ‘The fact Is that that some one may happy or su they the Continentals and Steers—We Lead in Silk-Clad Calves. hosiery.” Only the richest stockings over here. On boulevards, stage revues it's only knee-pans down. Every batch of school enmeshed calf the home of the gold mines. the very worst o bad, if you can't rs they'll let her. fford the silk ones terrible linker, olor blends, but we The feminine war. It's a that is often that is sure @hoes are made in America "*! ones uro made in Europe, lored red, The head bellhop at Bru The continental gent, three-foot napkin gently “under his ne , here may be th son. Anyway, genteel in eve coat by spre ding his napkin 1 ac hore in New York gian lady is | wall and wal soap on the t hookshops in Boston or ta widow, sre boyw « for the LAME cover, {t floats, © Americans are a silk-stocking race. the earth where all the inhabitants get their sox from the silkworms. We've got the natives of Yurrup dizzy and daft from gazing at our of the top-crust gets around to wearing silk of European calyes encrusted in awful-colored cotton. the principals teachers, pickle magnates, stenographers, that land from the States at European hotels can always be depended on to furnish the home-hreds with flashing displays of the silk- It’s just a little thing like that that makes ‘em think we're ike pink and taupe and blue and bellotrope. hoes just to make the combination outrageous. can tell these here els's lead when dining i's nothing at all to see y other respect make sure no soup will squirt on his waist- re more lace etores in Brussels than therd are chain c! f.merican trade Only nation on the map of avenues and parks, you see millions Even in some of the that come out shining from their blacksmiths and The continental chicken not only wears cotton lisle, but she picks out Plain black cotton socks are not so But the native wrens go in for colors And they wear ‘em with black Yup, we Americans make continentals a few items about European pump is another atrocity they can't blame on the short-vamped bunchy affair, and the upper con no protection in case of rain, And we go on record wi perched on sts of a lat erybody top of a trick heel ice work of leather mits that the best ) the claim that the ing hotel used to make a Mving In Wonton, Mas: with the flowing accent of Paris, and of eourse—comin: m Boston peaks also the purest English, He counts tips in both languages and swears at the pikers in Siagalese, out, thinks nothing of wrapping a Fact that laundering comes high & guy that's rous tent, ar joints 0. When @ Bel- » rents a hole tn the And like the famous crap games trun in to flo * in. some, Best Cure for the ‘‘Over-Married’”’ A A Little “Absent Treatment”’ have something to mar the marriage as well, And if you have the average amount of happiness it ts pretty good to let well enough alone. For many a case is “out of the frying pan, into the fire." If you don’t be- lieve it, read the histories of the di- vorcees. Of course there are many cases where people are absolutely miserable together, and Aever will be happy to- gether. In such oireumstances divorce is the most mentifal thing that has been devised. 3 But the trouble'is that most of them rush into the divorce eourts before they have Had time to'\think of this greatest of all contracts and to give it the falrest chance: Many people would save themselves untold migeries if they would only be willing to hang’on to the fine thread of hope and happingss, rather than to sebk to bredk the fihil tle that binds, Sally’s Summer DOES A GIRL EVER MARRY HER SUMMER BEAU? “By Caroline Criwtind Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) ‘by Press Publishing Company. CROTON TELLS HIS OWN STORY. OTH Tom Reed and J. C, Biles saw that Sally and Billy Croton wished to be alone. Just the eve- ning before it had come out that Billy was engaged to a’girl at Round Lake and therefor had no right to ask Sally to become his wife. It was one of those early girl and boy school af- fairs, where everybody supposed that of course they were just made for but the moment Croton met Sally he knew this first love affair Was but a passing fancy. Billings saw the plight of the young and* volunteered to help’ them each other, couple out “Leave this matter to me,"’ he said “T've heard this ‘young woman is up-state having all sorts of cheerily; summer flirtations and it may just be she'll be glad to get rid of Croton Vil go round and see her mother Perhaps T can patch things up." The next evening Billings and Cro. ton suddenly appeared together and the widower gayly announced that Billy was a free man. How had they managed? This was @ story for Cro ton to tell himself and so Billings and m Reed dnnounced they were going a hike le the happy pair wer Sit down here, Sally Peter and I'll tell you a fairy ed Croton as he drew Sal wicker settee beside him. is it really true?* asked Sally. free from your former Cro tale,’ down ton laugh “Are you fiancee? “['m not a free man at all,"? de- clared Croton, *‘I'm engaged to you." “But what of the other girl? “She's eloped! Just as Billings arrived at her home to call upon her mother and see if this wo and her daughter would be wi me from my engagement a messenger boy rang the bell and handed in that wel! known yellow envelope. “‘Oh, Mr. Billings, I'm frightened to death,’ '’ said this little mother as she turnedethe message over to him to open. ‘Do you suppose my daugh- ter’s drowned or been run over??" “Nonsense, more “likely she's eloped,’ laughed Billings, though he says he really was afraid of sad news. He ripped thing open, however, and fo ack and T are married, Extreme Fanny.’ the “Billings turned tl 1 over to her mother and although he says the old lady became deadly pale, the color soon returned to her face and she said, ‘Well, t doesn't beat everything. I did the Myself just twenty-five ‘What do you s)it same thing years ago." young Cro- ton will do nc Billings asked, but the little mother only shook her head and said, ‘You never can tell what a girl will do, but I suppose he'll get over it.’ So It’s all settled and I am as free as the winds," concluded Croton, while Sally jumped to her fret and cried, “It's absolutely too good to be true. I can hantly believe it, Billy.’” Suppose you want great wed- ding, bridesmaids, a flower girl and all that,’ Craton Nothing like it respond- ed Sully, “1 know 1 1 would want all those things if I married Billings. hut wedding and & great display ney would be about all T would ut of it When T marry you I s youth and the: vi pe of man T always imagined [ 1 1 don't care whether 5 t Iam mar- rying a wealth t. Noth- ing matters y the man you love, + happy to thir the fact th Thats it," said C you wanted « mony I should t v go through it all for you That ever as F i Reed listen i plans Billing’s off his bungalow for remony and it was pi To*Morrow=—The Wedding Day. By Margery Wells. Copyright, by Press Publishing Company. A of archery. bows and amount of g really good astonishing has quite taken the ball, it would seem, time being Now of having tended holida ny rei Puoros BY JOEL FEOER arrangements to of their favorite Ing places, Of course, the to see how games, FOR A GAME AT ARCHERY IN SAILOR'S BLOUSE AND * BLOOMERS the too. greatest they are playing The sport place of basket- at least for ly, long So they ar subject FRIDAY, AUGUST 18, 1922 (New York Kvening World) WAY at the summer camps it 1s, many girls have gone in for the game They are handling their rrows with ce and lots of girls—maybe you are one of them—have undertaken to go camping over long week ends instead and making store the impleme ort at their ca and then when they 1 ceed out of town they need carry most a minimum amount-of { of clothes you shall wear depends much upon what sort » living over the week end, f clothes of a suitab! ones that you elect to wear, Tt ls alway acte would just a great quest any girl how well she can ma self look no matter may be the work connect playing of apy’ game archery mattery of But there actual clothes which are mc than any others and this is the Quirement—c every possible they cin be they choos: At some of the ing. to see, t! uniform, a element of ri comes most a you are out have resol\ coneentr as you 1% If you form that the sau expen: do n lothes n the hin ae ctiaat girls this Iry that si ying « first and unly which mips, tt { adopt lake open ive j sailor ble bloomers, y of the you this page. She has simply regulation middy blouse heavy white duck, She has freedom. Aft Just as good lo 1922, Archery Your Week-End Pastime? Popularity Is Growing—Now Girls Ask, “What Should We Wear?” the sdilor’s necktie, too—a square black handkerchief. And then she is wearing bloomers that are so well pleated and so full that they look al- most like a skirt Then she has tennis shoes that are white with » white hat made of duck and shaped so that it will pull down over her eyes or her ears and stick to her head through much rough and tumble playing. Now there are other girls who like much better to wear a sweater with their knickers or bloomers, and, since we are coming along right smartly to fall and winter, the rather heavy and boyish sweater shown in the pic- ture is an excellent example of the ones that girls are buying now to tide them over into:the cooler months and to servé for extra warmth when the weather Gomes along to demand that. Thi ore 1s white—as so many of the new ant approved ones are—and it has an edging around ithe throat as well as a border of diamond figures dong in black. It is worn with a pair of rough’ tweed knickers. Anfthing that will leave your arms A BOYISH WHITE SWEATER OF HEAVY \W/OOL ADORNED WITH ORNAMENTS OF BLACK oo || THE JARR), FAMILY | \—By Roy L. McCardell—~ Copyright, 1922 (New York Fvening World... by Press Publisting Company. or homespun or tweed) witha white all white are wearing the softest knitted sweater ix the most popular pastel colorings in pull-down felt hats of all the summer get-ups, and ft and these usually have some little 667% this the dance of the Seved matters not whether you are indulg- pompon of brightly colored flowers Vells?” whispered Mr. Ranafe “ak the mor atrentious.gort oe to act as trimming. ‘There are vielet to Mr. Jarr, as they > turned amo or whether you pi y and pink ones and those in many in- , ensconced in the porch rocker, you teresting tones of green and blue. “¥8Y % hide their blastes of tas still are bound to look smart and your Then there are the white ones with CUline modesty at the: embarrassia: most charming self when you weat the black spots of trimming which paucity of costume in ‘which ttift white in this partfoular combination. bring the hats and you very much Opulent young matron, Mrs. Clan The girls who are a Uttle shy of into the picturesque poster class? Mudridge-Smith, depicting 4 hashial§ hourl, was tripping in Dance of Benares, ; 'No,"" Mr. Jarr whispered back, ‘ticg think this is the dance of- the Sevens Beads.”" It was the summer night's festival,” so-cajled, that Mrs, Jarr was tender? ing tO the two Misses Cackleberry ol. Philadelphia, in the hope that after it was tendered those two flerce youn« flappers would pack up their week- end vanity cases and go bome. “It's a great dance for this weati: { er,” murmured Mr. Rangle, but Mr Jarr whispered back that the costumes suited the weather much better than the dancing did. . But now these two scoffers were aware that the baleful eyes ofytheir« wives were upon them, and Mr. Jari nudged his friend and the two stole? out Into the dining room, where thas punch bowl of grape juice stood di- serted. “ “Til tell you what we should do, Mr, Rangle advised, “while they ane all watching that datty dame dance. let's spike this temperance punch, You've got # bottle of the old atutt? hid away, haven't you?” the Temp} “Yes, I have,” said Mr. Jarr, “puts why waste it that way? It won't be appreciated."’ i “I've got a flask on my hip,” saige Rangle, “and Jack Silver has & fins let's sacrifice all in the good cause.” ¢ Mr. Jarr stole to the front roqm... and, encountering Jack Silver on the outer edge, extorted his flask from him, and as they were putting everythin« 4 into the grape jufee punch Dr Gitbert Gumm, society's leading den-* tist, arrived and coming down thgs hall to dispose of his hat, before joining the onlookers in the trom room, was despolled of his flask by.) the conspirators. “Vd just as Nef not drink any!* thing,” remarked Jack Silver as his flask's contents went gurgling into. the hitherto temperance puneh, have my big car to-night, my racehd that won the Silver, Skull Loeonis awarded by the Amalgamated Cask Makers’ Association for the fastes#f time on a circular track; it killet@ cleven men at the Indianapolis mor alone." ve “How's your Japanese valet, Sul- kotashi?"' asked Dr. Gilbert Gumm, “Sukkotash! js all right,” replied’? Jack Silver, “he Is taking a cotrspg in chemistry. The four conspirators around fhe ® hitherto innocent grape juice punch + vegarded, Mr: Silver. enviously 4 Tt was prestize to be a bachetoy ? with a genuine Japanese valet, sup 5 posed to be a spy, but to have one who was taking a course in chemist: times like these was to posse 1 domestic treasure indeed “He gan denature denatured al hol warly free to swing about at suitable for this sport of arch- And that {8 one reason why the ess dress is particularly popl- iong girls who are indulging in With that character of ime you can wave arms with no injury to the dress and bsolutely no chance of harm- tin the least degree. just this are those ‘si f heavy, crepey t too thin and still the anger of making you feel un tubly cozy when the y is hot. are so woven that they ely refuse to show wrinkles of the on vele mf any sort and can them in hot weather or crush around most abominably, still ie to appear to go: ‘an- n you put them on immer places there ne in oversupply of c ften your clothes can € > that it behooves you t for the best pos juent mussings ¢ another piece i suit, has r fabric material ly dress ar no ec whieh « » absolu a ri ey has a wa usage, which al spo: y er you irls, you will 1 white—and that to : of most colors, The white skirt @aither flanmel or Jersey already,” added Mr. Silver nificantly. But further debate concerning ce Japanese valet, spy and chemist w cut short by loud applause from they front room, marking the end of the — dance of the Seven Beads, and then “ the onlookers rushed back (te the;2 dining room to attack the now de- nathred temperance punch Maxims of a Modern Maid By Marguerite Mooers Marshal] Copyright, 1922 (New York Evening World) by Press Publishing Company. In temperament, technique ahd torturing ability the summer widow is simply the summer girl who, like the female masquito, has tasted blood T is doubtful if the man whose wife can’t open a window, write a check I or use a time-table, ever feels sufficient annoyance while doing these tasks for her to counterbalance his pride in telling the how helpless she'd be if it weren't for him. rest of the world Somebody ought to trace the connection between the increase in divorces and the increase in tooth ex- traction. Living with a man whose sore mouth makes his disposition even sorer, and who leaves his teeth naked on the library table, should entitle any woman to a decree or a Carnegie medal. A particularly useful tollet accessory for careful and discriminating wom en. One pinch in a pint of water, makes a non-irritating specific and’ At this time of year not even the naughtlest sum- mer girl is as black as she is tanned. germicidal wash; recommended "by-f-y A man's idea of a really brilliant woman is one Physicians, for Sependaben teas Lig who fills every. interstice of his conversation with a worshipping smile aud | Poisonous. the ejaculation: “ISN'T that INTERESTING!" At All Drugeicts and Department —- Stores, 25¢ the follies of femininity his readers, whether “how WELL he knows women.” When a man draws boldly they laugh or frown, always When a woman sharpens her on the absurdities of men, she missed as a cynic, disappointed cause she has had no cilia: her subject at first hand agree on e to stud, Let Mary Make |}; Mud Pies : Her dresses can easily be laundered and kept clean ELAUE t Leading a husband RUF v3 = is a perfect example of wasted eff ‘ If he ts left to go his own £1 get there just as quickly. A man likes to have get up a long time with am und prepare his mornin et as an Decaae He EMIGPE having nome 0 Fluffy Ruffles Starch J}: elas of hia morning eo , The Quality Product ; wo. it taker 46 ma: The thin starch el t unless the two do it's called collusion ——— For the Housewife's © In darning any woo! which goes into the fabric and will not stick to the iron. Ask your grocer fortrial package a threads raveled from oa whe i ee This can usually be ot Independent Starch Company, some seam. Press the 147 FRANKLIN STREET NEW TORK on wrong side and it close scrutiny to deteet it will requ a: eR eee eee a