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| %o the arms or a ima opposite mefthe hill. ‘The crowd that gathered started crying. All the while ft cried | looked on in amazement as the child ft stared at the ceiling of the car. [t] took her nervous little » Ske made wasn't more than eighteen months old, | half the hill, then faltered. Her father but its father evidently knew what itJurged her on, speaking gently, ‘Don’t cried for. He stood up, put the baby] give up, ¢ wil make it; its In on his shoulder and the infant promptly | you; {t's in you." ‘The child did make A PAGE OF REAL NEWS MANHATTAN “THEM DAYS HAS GONE FOREVER,” While perusing some of my father's old papers to-day I discovered copies of The Morning World and The Evening World of Tuesday, March 13, 1888. In them I found the following Interesting information: “New York has felt just what a blizzard really {s."" “The most terrible snowstorm ever known here.” “Travel on railroads and horse cars stopped and wires down.” There are stories on the then recent death of the old Emperor of Germany. Among the theatrical advertisements I found those of P. T. Barnum’s “Greatest Show on Earth” at Madison Square Garden, “Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” at Niblo’s Garden, Fannie Davenport in “La Tosca” at the Broadway Theatre, Edward Harrigan in “Pete” at his own theatre and the “Great Show" at Tony Pastor's. Also, eight-room apartments to let, “steam heat and door service,” for $40!—Miss B. B. Barrett, No. 161 Bast 95th Street. NOT ALWAYS DOES THE APPAREL GEE! PROCLAIM THE MAN. In a doorway on 43d Street, Just east An old, shabbily dressed man sat be-|0f Broadway, to-day 1 saw a boy of van | abo surrounded by severa Side'me on a perk bench. There was other little fellows who were gazing up eeveral days’ growth of beard on his at him with expressions of admiration, face and he looxed so forlorn and poor envy and awe. He was smoking a real o| clear and he had evidently promised to ap isk! Laine bl let the Httlest fellow in the group have offer a “loan” and hanaed him a part} oy.cthing In connection with the clgar, of the paper in order to engage him in} for the yo ar walted expectant! conversation. As he reached for it 1] He got the cigar band.—Elzabeth C eaw on his hand one of the prettiest] rey, No. 2188 Amsterdam Avenue. @amond rings I've seen in a long time It was at least 4 carats in size.—Edward Colebrook, No. 115 West 47th Street. I was about HELP NECESSARY. The man who interviewed me to- day when I responded to a Ip FANS IN cK. Wanted ad. was the grouchtest It had beghn to rain steadily when 1] jooking person I ever saw. His face arrived at Ebbets Ficlé for the double-| was pinched, his eyes cold and un- header, I was curlous to # how] friendly, his mouth drooping. He many fans would take the chance on a] «was the picture of bitterncss and rain check. To my surprise 1 saw that] discontent. Ho was unoivil. Right pearly 80 per cent, went directly to the] over hix desk, in big, blue letters, ticket window bought their tickets.| was the “Keep Smiling. These real fans were awarded with two] Molly Bradon, No. 440 West 125th Great games.—Joseph L. Jelinck, No.] Street. 1396 Second Avenue - AB THE WIFE. iim lee I sat next to them last night in a Last night in Morningside Park I saw} smart gestaurant in Park Avenue, the & fire which had been started by chil- dren in # hollow tree gain such head- way that a fireman was summoned from Engine Company No. 47. Alone he tried to extinguish the flames without succens. Finally two youngsters joined him. They carried pails of water and while crowd of several hundred cheered them on they put out the fire.—-Arthur McDonald, No. 1 aremont Avenue, fashionably dre: her dapper young sophisticated New 1 young woman and husband. — ‘Typle Yorkers one would have thought them—but the whole of the conversation that drifted over to our table was the new way she was going to serve salads; the grocer she had discovered on Third Avenue, “where 1 save at least ten cents on a bunch of onions, Jim’; and how good had been, the dinner they served thelr two guests last night, and how Jolly it was to think ft cost only $3. And sho was rejotcing in some dishes that eould be cooked economidally for two people, as we left the restaurant.—Caroline K, Simon, No. THIRD AVENUE CENTAUR. I saw a small boy leading a horse slong Third Avenue. After several in- effectual attempts to mount him he tied the animal to a lamppost, which he himself climbed and from which } dropped to the horse's back. Untying the bridle he cantered off, thoroughly eased with himself.—Charles Lemp Ghia Bel ed A ap CS wt nil @ young father and his TT de eos ase ada daughter aseend — the aes in Riverside Park NATIVE NEW YORKER. just south of Grant's Tomb. He held On a subway train to-day a baby/her hand and encouraged her to climb grabbed one of the car's straps. In-|it stantly~it stopped crying and. seemed contented.—George Werner, No. 227 ‘West 67th Street. The crowd gave her a great recep- tion and the father quickly ought her up to his breast ©, Murphy Jr., No. 405 st Gist Stre WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES ONE. In a Broadway cabaret last night (Monday) the waiter informed our party that as it was close to 1 o'clock the'next dance would be the final. We were welcome, however, he said, to remain for the show. While the last dance of the night was on we heard the waiter telling the folks at the next table that there would be no more dancing, as the police were enforcing the 1 o'clock Jaw. One of the gentlemen at that table appeared to be quite peeved about it. He wanted to see the Manager. HE was going to haye another dance. He'd “show them.” The girls gave him the merry ha! ha! and he said; “I'm going to fix {t for one more dance, see? If I fail V1 run all the way home hanging enw es elt THE EVENING WORLD, THURSDAY, AUGUST 17, 1922, EVENING WORLD PAGE OF BRIGHT, UNUSUAL HAPPENINGS [a PAGE WoRTH READING REPORTED BY EVENING WORLD READERS (be make this news feature even more entertaining and interesting Special Prizes are to be awarded Daily and Weekly. One Dollar is paid for every item printed; the prizes are in addition. Send them to ‘What Did You See?” Editor, Evening World, Post Office Box 185, City Hall Station. “WRITE ABOUT HAPPENINGS IN YOUR OWN NEIGHBORHOOD. Tell your story, if possible, in not more than 125 : took place. Write your own name and address words. State where the thing written about carefully and in full. Checks are mailed daily. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 6 . . b; . If you witness a serious accident, the outbreak of what threatens to be a BIG fire, or know of any other BIG news story, telephone Beekman 4000 and ask for the CITY EDITOR of The Evening World. Liberal awards for first big news. BE SURE OF YOUR: FACTS. DAILY PRIZES: For the best stories each day: First Prize, $25; second prize, $10; third prize, $5. Ten prizes of $2 each for ten next best stories. WEEKLY PRIZES: Capital prizes for best stories of week distributed among daily prize winners as follows: First prize, $100; second prize, $50; third prize, $25; fourth prize, $10. I OUT OF TOWN HOT, HOTTER, HOTTEST. What did I see to-day? Well, if some other readers of The Evening BRONX AUNTY. I was expecting my aunt to come to us from California and stay at least a STRAYS LOSE A FRIEND. Every evening after the shops had closed we saw a little old woman tn this month. 1 had not seen her since 1 was| neighborhood place a pan of cooked fish| WO0r!d were to watch my fellow workers and me when we are pours a buby. My «ister being at home tol outelde her door for atray cate, She got| Off molten metal they would think this weather altogether delightful welce her IT went down town in the the fish from various stands throughout the district, fish not quite good enough in comparison with the extreme heat here in the foundry of the Otis morning on a shopping tour. On my Daiie Intareceeumag f Faueal ie vator Company at Yonkers. But we are used to it. Slight burns go f sitting next to a woman of the kind] for human consumption, but, when inheeded. It is not an uncommon sight-to see men with their working Mf c eu andl 1 took .. te cooked, a banquet for homeless cats. clothes on fire. ‘The time to be especially alert is when the metal flows ying ts, gight away. She asker past fe nes a 4 d tio [eT could Alrese fek, tor Nee mas ee thereat fen Apishts the pan has! out over the floor. Winter and summer, these aro some of the things Southern Boulevard. | “Wh: T said] prowl, When I saw some of them at the] I see every day.—-Harry Eisenhut, No. 6 School Street, Yonkers. that is my number sald she] old eating place to-night, but saw no was going to visit her niece. She told/@sh for them, I inquired and learned|NOW HE'S LOOKING FOR FLY- LOOKS LIKE A CINCH. me her name. Tf told her mine—and| that their friend is dead,—Virginia PAPER, Delivering newspapers on Gillies we had a great laugh together, T had] Buckner, No. §59 Union Avenue, Brunx. Re «was a fine Angora cat, and he Avenue, North Bergen, I saw two She ibas ure) gt InisecOnne mune 0 ~— was left in tho kitchen, We heard Voys who had set up a refreshment my sister, etty: yel Monte, lO. “ a . - ss 7 crat 0 ous One of 2145 Southe “ CUTTING DOWN ON “TOBAC.” a great scratching and tumbling in stand in front of a how 2145 Southern Boulevard, Bronx, On a Staten Island ferryboat to-day| fiat part of the house and, rushing them tons ballykoolia, “Candy =—— an EIA 5 tin| to the kitchen, te: und the cat kisses! Candy kisses!” I got into HIGH UP ON THE HOUNTAEN TOP: |<t2Y Ss man eke from his packet « tin conversation with them and learned that the box which contained tobacco and cigar- ette paper struggling with a sheet of flypaper From the mountain top at Bast Wind- He carefully tore a cigar-| thick’ should have been on the ta- customer who buys the ham, N. Y., we could eee 2.500 feet to} ette paper in half, placed one half back} Dlr. Rut tt was now on the cat and largest number of kisses this week, the valley below and saw the sun shin-| into the box and Into the other poured| tha cat couldn't get rid of it. Wo | at a cent apiece, will receive a {ng in some places while tt was cloudy] small quantity of tobacco. ‘Then| helped him, and then, in order to } whole bor of candy Saturday night. in others, and in one place it was rain-| he rolled a very short cigarette. It was| remove the glue, gave him a bath I took @ look at the book and: dis- Ing. We could see from this point Into] a short smoke, too, In two puffs he was| with grain alcohol. His fur reno- | covered that “Fat” topa the list four different States—T, M. Dunham,|through.—Thomas Holme, No. 410 1.| vated, the cat gave tt a-samplo lik, tcith 18 purchases to his credit.— No. 1527 Wahington Avenue, Bronx. ' 163d Street, Bronx. It seemed to me that he smiled Horace Tani, No, 102 Hague Street, knowingly, and then he gave his fur Jersey City. @ careful once-over with his tongue. He got up rather shakily, grinned SALT WATER DAY. QUEENS x b fechly and waobbled to his favorite The second Saturday in August ts FAN ON HIS HONEYMOON . corner. Ho slept the clock around, | known in Monmouth and adjoining New While travelling on my honeymoon I stopped off at Chester, Pa., and this morning he spurned his | Jersey Counties as Salt Water Day. The farmers from miles around gather with their families at the seashore. I saw them coming In horse-drawn vehl- cles which had probably been in their families for a generation, The men folk spent the day clamming and talk- milk but drank ice water.—Perry B. Core, Dobbs Ferry, N. Y. my old home town, to see a game between Chester and Col. Chessbride. The game was for the State championship and nearly 12,000 people jammed their way into the park. The contest was exciting and both umpires came in for considerable razzing. The crowd, almost evenly divided, cheered like mad in the ninth inning when, with the score 3 to QUE FISH, One of my fishing party in Gardner's Bay yesterday caught the queerest fish I ever saw, He had a blunt nose, a|ing politics and the women went in 2 in favor of the visitors, Chester was at the bat with two out, two on narrow tail and was about six inches] bathing and epent their time “visiting” bases and one strike and three balls called on the man at bat. * * * long. His hack was brown es Ane and renewing friendships. But all were some sharp protuberances sticking from|not as happy as usual. The low price ‘The pitcher turned and snapped the ball to the second baseman. He it a mouth waa large and he hadlof farm products has been a hard blow threw to third. The third baseman tagged the runner. It was a close play. I did not see it clearly. There was a tremendous roar and when the umpire yelled “Out,” deciding the contest in favor of the visitors, prominent tecth, He had the usual fin but In addition to them had one on eac side that opened and closed like a lady's fan, which, whemopened, were about two to them this year,—C, D, McLean, Red Bank, N. J. SECOND-HAND. onto the back of the taxi. What do you know about that?” * * * He failed. We followed his party into the street. The last we saw of him be was running up Broadw holding onto the back of the f And he carried a cane, at tiM@Mt.—Edward Medenil, No. 363 Lenox Avenue, “WHO STEALS MY PURSE STRALS CONFERENCE, TRASH. On Mosholu Avenue and Broadway 1 In Tho Morning World I saw the | saw two motorcycle cops, two mounted Pioture of “Jack McConnell,” tho poll : traffic policemen and a ag if ie - iceman from the filvver brigade, all ng vid a Phscdale ni: thor Tin conferet in the middle of the wi grandfather, Mr, Gray, Mayers, No. 677 West Hved at my mother’s rooming house fn Reoshlon, leaving there about two and a half years ago with py watch, my camera, other personal belongings and my name.—Jack Me- Connell, Engine 224, THE BARBER SAYS, BETTER THAN ONE, In a barber shop in Harlem to- SAW @ young man enter TWO HEADS, ARE lay T with his lady friend, “They both had their hatr cut, BIRDS FIND A CHAMPION. ‘The young man received the check, In. Washington Square in the evening| Edward Greisman, fo. 2169 rd 1 saw a policeman throw a stone at a] Avenue. at that was climbing a tree, Sir, I ‘was boiling mad. 1 nad the nerve to tell him I intended to report him to the 1 @.P.C. A. “Crim yourself, calm your- pelt, little boy,” he said. ‘Think you're the only humane person around here? Ever Wop to Vink of the birds in that HATERS. 10 4 slug about the stave of a nickel which was found to-day in one of the turnstiles of the subway station where 1 work, On one side ay the figure free? Would you have them devoured] (eyy the wenrda: “Good for the wan prerendins on "hie eet] «| Machin:a.”—G. No. eb weet Policeman taught ine momething.—B, ¥.,] Meunin ne No. 2 8 ‘Wost Eighth Stre BLONDES ARE MARE. In the orchestra at the Capitol ‘ Two cComPL or BC AND ANGES: TARE Ns Gre last night I counted only three men] While olttins at the window carly With biond hair, while the remaining} this morning 1 saw 4 man come out of forty-odd had black hair, It seemed to} the house across the way ed? in fe from this Instance that the musically} suit of pajamas. He walked. briskly {inclined are brunettes.—H. Seton, Hotel} over to the tailor shop and tweuty mine Gotham, N. ¥, Wes later returned dressod in a dark gray suit and carrying a package under THE WHY OF IT. ane arm, van Om Hisetnas: 1 saw to-day in Union Square that | ssth Street. Persons linger on the lee side of the fountain because the bi in cooled GRANDMA, gehen it has passed through the spray] At ono of the fashionable hotels « sand also because, occasionally, one can | pockaway two young fellows lao nitt Bet his face deli.ately spattered with |ijsnnels, a git and a woman hore fine, cool *pray.—Jess Hiller, No, § East between fifty and sixty were sitting at a table 2ath Street. having ott” as The young folks were chatting to mere O° Goop WILL, : ticed that they called the older wor Near Sixth Avenue and 13th Street} Grandma,” and repeated the ward y 1 saw un Italian pusheart ped-|joudly, aa if they wanted eve: one te Rot eving several kids of the nelgh-| Know her approximate age. When the hhorhood short rides in his empty cart. | waiter came to collect the bill, however e trom work ht on my return ho the boys in the ice ¢ T saw this same peddier doing a rushing m pants could muster only $2 between them and | with two and three-cent pears, | noticed that Grandma had to come while his competitors sold nothing. All|through with 10 cents. When they customers were the kids of the|walked out, everybody had a good borhood, their mothers and thelr|iaugh except the waiter. No tip —Jese Hiller, No. § East 1th} Lillian J. Phelan, No. 231 Bast 57th rem ye gods and little fishes, what a fight. Talk about your battles royal. foots in alt mater He eee meveral 1 saw 0 small bey, sot seven tovday the: ‘ ° iy small yellow feet which were exhaling smoke. jooked to see where When the fray was over no one except the umpire appeared to be badly | PiGugn, with his tail, to pe Peery ly ea apa ed Maidan haan hurt. One of his eyes was turning black and his lips were cut, Two | jump # couple of sneha along the Sner gentleman in front of the boy was Ci im from p fl ie S.—I 4 a when I tried to p him up.—C, -Ismoking a elgar. The wind blew back policemen escorted him from the fleld, P. §—I'was going to take part | ra Wainscott, Ln I Hpoklng § Sienk. ihe wind bist be in the fight but reconsidered. I know I'll get more than my share.— Al Fme NTL aatinies ontepinge KU Irwin J. Rulland, No. 10447 88th Avgnue, Richmond Hill, U. 1 OLD BOY. second-hand pufft.—C. Diner, Englewood, On the 5.59 from Pennsylvania Sta- N. J. mO0! “wHo Is MY Bont tfon to Jamaica last night I saw a re . When my friend and I entered the A huge farm truck, filled with Tong] fined, aristocratic gentleman, middle HUMAN LIFE. i dining m1 of her home at Woodhaven, | Island potato was on its way tolaged, chewing on something. I looked] J looked carefully over the ‘What Did t shadow which | Market when the embankment of sand} more closely, wondering if a man of You See? page to-day and saw nine- to-day, we saw a grea ulong Flushing Bay at Astoria Road] such appearance was actually disre-/teen interesting facts, nine descriptions, for a moment or two, In these days of feaye way. The truck wasutuck. There| garding the “good form'’ which pro-jseven children’s pran! fourteen stor- robbery, made us think of burglars.| was nothing to do but remove the sacks| hibits eating in public and saw that he}tes with-laughs in them, six accounts * ¢ © A great big horse was standing | Of Potatoes and Hghten the load. What continualy raised bis hand to his mouth, of mean acts, nine of Kindness. It made ut the window with his head and aj tppened? Why, at least twenty n{ ‘Then, with a shock, I saw that not only |me feel that kindness {s more common part of his neck inside| came to the rescue from other trucks.| was he eating but that his choice of a]than meanness and laughter more pow- considera! eee eer edna Mills, No. 125 Second | A wrecking car hauled the truck to the] refreshment were the children’s old time }erful than gloom. A. M. H., Middle- Street, Unton Course, I. 1. road and then the sacks were carried| favorites — Jelly beans!— Bertha H.|town, Conn, . hack. Every one worked with a will.—| Block, No. 100 South Park Avenue, — Josephine Duggan, No. 3 41th Street,| Rockville Centre, 1. 1. ‘orona, 1. I. = AT THP DEPPO, The flapper ahead of me at the in- RICHMOND. LITTLE, BUT OH, M — FRIENDLY ENEMIES. formation booth of the Grand Central, P : SOMETHING TO TELL THR GANG| This morning I heard my brother's|lower level, gave the youth at the The Midland Basch excursion boat, ‘ABOUT. lann ring. TL waited a few minutes to window a pleasant smile. "Seen Grace leaving Midland Beach at 7 t+ PFO“ | rng trame officer at Spring and|aeo if he would get up. I did not hear/or Helen anywhere?” she asked. “Sure,” ceeded out stream a little way and was caught on a sand bar. She remained there for some time, Looking through marine glasses I could seo her side wheels turning, but she remained mo- tionless, At 8.15 P, M. @ small motor boat came alongside. A rope was thrown from the large boat and made fast to the small one. There was a chug-chug for @ Uttle while from the Lafayette Streets left his post to pre- sent a munfeipal bus driver with summons and Immediately two urchins Installed themselves on the little plat- form from which the policeman directs traMe. They began to operate the “Stop and “Go” device and in obedi- ence to their signals traffic moved as smoothly as though the officer were on he replied. ‘They're over by that pillar walting for you.” I got my information and another flapper approached, ‘T can't find Alice,” she complained rue- fully, ‘Oh,’ replied the fountain of all knowledge, ‘she sald to tell you she couldn't walt to-night"’"—Margaret M. Fellows, Scarsdale, N. ¥. him, 60 I went Into lis room, There he alarm clock in his arms. He had lay in hie bed sound asleep with the taken it from the bureau, shut it off and then had fallen back with It tight ly clasped In his arms and had fallen asleep.—Virginio Poole, No. 284 High ‘Avenue, Nyack, N, ¥ ,. a TT 1-2, BAND OF MERCY. the. bin boat duty. It was a slight to see the wa: LITTLE t ae “othe fie Sueited set poty| motorists obeyed these Juvenile cand ‘At the “Baby Parade" held by the] Atmost every afternoon I seo at the Heeahael The eye, Tona Street, Graham| They ruled the ways for nearly five} town of Dover, N. J., a {ttle boy In a] Chambers Street ferry of the Erie, an minutes, when another patrolman ap- proached and they beat a hurried but triumphant retreat.—Gertrude Berger, No. 11 Hansom Avenue, Glendale, L. 1 kez, representing "Homebrew With a Little Kick in It,"" was cheered by the spectators and awarded a prize.—M, Hausel, Dover, N. J, undersized, wizened boy of indetermin- aten Island. ate age carrying buckets of water to the truck horses, He seems to enfoy holding the pails up for the horses to drink.—James D, McSherry, Beach, . WHERE You CAN FIND “DUTCH” SCHUESSLER, We were on our way ile from Mesh Princeton when we stopped aS the 5 x fe sates. Fault tan. « ergian stalen end es Yesterday’s Special Prizes Chin eH eeiuie rier: Island noticing our Staten plates remarked that he was o the island’s police force, W learned we were talking’ to Schuessler, former six-day bicycle race champi He now has # farm and sells etubles and fruits to tourists besides hie service station and inn.—Elma FP, Gavixean, No. 80 Raritan Avenue, Don- gan Hills, 8. 1. 8, North River, between 12 and 1 o'clock to-day, I was watching some men trying to catch Killies for crab bait, I heard one of the fellows remark that ne had d bad luck to-day. Just then our room cat, a big black fellow, came g and the unlucky fisherman says, guess I'll touch the black cat, for luck." He touched the cat, all right, but as he did his foot sipped and he fell overboard, killles and all,—John Messlein, No. 280 Fifth Street, Union Hin, N. J. : Bac ue and Seen ema First Prize, $25 M. WATERS, No. 48 West 9sth Street. Second Prize, $10 R. G. BILLINGHAM, No. 85 Wickes Avenue, Yonkers. Third Prize, $5 ER, No. 611 Grandview Avenue, Brook- WILLIAM HORNBERG lyn. rorT FINDS TEN DOLLARS, At tho table next to us in the restau- rant sat @ studious looking young man ‘vith horn-rimmed glasses and the gen- trai appearance of @ great intellectuality “hich was heightened by his reading of Ten Prizes of $2 Each “L, C.K." West End Avenue GPORGD MEIER Jit, No. SANDY PEARLMAN, No, 1 ROVER; ANSWERS TO THE NAME OF “SPORT.” Salling to Point Lookout, near here, I ast 65th Street. y venue, the Bronx. hick book. The skeleton of # large H.W. BIG a Clay AY ' saw a brown dog come aboard. Every- a inicy on @ plate before him. It was . W. BIGELOW, Box 895, Glen Cove, body knew him. ‘The deckhands shook tiked clean, Several amalicr dishes on MRS. CHARLES fi, JOBSON, Box 186, him by the paw, When the boat docked the table also Were bare, and the G. GEORGE, No, 10 Bradley Avenue, Meriden, logele got off and strolled around the combination of such @ material appetite Sith such @ spiritual appearance was To'contradictory we became intereste {rhim, When he beckoned to the waite to give another order, we rea JOUN TP. DIEHL, RICE SEIGHNBE BERK, No. nor, 8. 1. and Avenue, Brooklyn, Brooklyn, th Street, Richmond Hill. Warren 3 beach, When tt started on the return trip he was among the first on board Arriving at the Freeport dock he Jogged along to the trolley-car and climbed into a seat. A few blocks from the West What his dgsert would be. We each Merrick Road,the conductor said, "Here, Trade a guess and Imagine our astonish Sport, this {s your street." Sport jumped ment a few minutes Miter when the Read to-day's stories, Pick the ones you think are best. from ‘the car and trotted up the road faiter set before hi ma ste Rat stew.—Wiillam T. Ho; Bertha Place, Slver Lake, Stuten ing dish an, Winners will be announced in this evening's Night Pictorial to the first bungalow.—Rose B. Peter- (Green Sheet) edition and in other »:!tions to-morrow. son, No, 66 South Grove Street, Freeport, LL * BROOKLYN “PLEASE GO AWAY AND LET ME SLEEP,” i I am employed as cashler by a mercantile house. A draft for $156,000 was presented to us to-day by a messenger from one of the downtown banking houses. It is a strict rule of this banking company that a draft must not be surrendered before a check is given in pay- ment. In order for us to make the payment, however, it is necessary to attach the draft to the check to be sent through three or four de- partments for approval and signature. This takes about fifteen or twenty minutes. * * * In the past, when we requested the draft in order to pass thé check, the messenger has refused until the situation was made clear to him, but to-day this draft for $156,000 was handed over without a word and the boy sat down to walt. * * * It took the usual amount of time and I was rather surprised that we did not hear from the boy. When I brought it out I found him curled up in the corner of one of the benches fast asleep, with such trifling things as checks for $156,000 out of his mind—John W. Luhrs, No, 307 Bay Ridge Avenue, Brooklyn. AND SON. At the Avenue U entrance to the Brighton Subway I saw a proud young father leading by the hand a baby boy who has just learned to walk. Closely followed by young SPARROW LEARNS A LESSON ROM MAN. This evening I saw nine sparrows fighting for a place in any one of the nine plant-pots outside my kitchen win- hopeful, Father passed through the |dow. The most aggressive and most furnetiie, He Nad done a DIMB |xelfish f them succeeded in repulsing ugh the opening of the cashier's . ; . cage.” The cashier locked un heard [the eight others; wouldn't let one of them rest on any of the pots. The battle 3 but a@ single “click” (as ‘of course raged flercely for six or seven only one fare registered, the little boy walking under) and running out | Piri Brocklynen NO 140 Park from the cage handed Daddy a i nickel. “What's the Big Idea?” in- 7 dignantly demanded Papa, “can't | WILFUL WAS MAKES WOEFUL you see there's two of ust’—J. We WANT: Kelly, No, 1600 Avenue T, Brooklyn, JARS ESCAPED, | 20rd of number of antiquated freight on fire to-day at the Holban WHY THE BURG the Long Island Railroad Com- doi ee hid es dich eigen | It appeared to many of us who Beach on a Sat rede ote ae | looked on that this was a wilful waste saw a Police Department Ford s Cl ese west UE Ce In the road, with two cops, sit! babe SE aN AR CM ltr the seat and a third pumping e tire] j} RESALE SE ChE: In ieee No, 4158 18th Avenue, Brooklyn. . ) eee cCuosn UF Abe ’ HE NEWSPAPERS, ° ug ntered a haberdasher’s store o Re UE GRIN enon approaching | john Street near Broadway and anked {ah ‘His ahouldere Had the epeesrance| eta te ae nee ge oe hands were thrust deep into the pock oy miollon Sul OF the corner ce of a black raincoat which seemed to ve] yc the galea@an UcHunIy duces sizes too la for him, His hat wae EPR ERC RN BUCHenly (eacen mab allabtle back on iiecneads, Hila yew about and nervously demanded, What were set ina stare of concentration and| (tv? You Bet ther oe looked far away and above head RpHeAEG He ONDA OA nS IRCER LLY one the pedestrians on AV As Meare ae Poona ne yen nee came ¢ st of me "eCORN i ileal ae Dasniel seat Prot me 2 Recounieed Will +l Avenue, Brooklyn Heise, No, 1114 East Foth Street, eae Brookdyi - ANARCHIST, In Saratoga Park, Brooklyn, J saw a yER SA three-year-old child’ pull the "Keep Off Near a railroad station in | the sign out by the atake and Passaic, N. J., t saw a sign reading: | call nother youngster, "You can “Don't Judge our city by our station. -jcome on the grass now, Allen,” he % A—Levine, No. 889 Livonia Avenue, | sald.—M. A. Welss, No, 273 Retd Ave- Brooktyn. nue, Brooklyn. COME ON DOWN! I took a trip to Coney Island to-day and think the readers of The Evening World may be interested in a perhaps Incomplete list of the things I saw people spending their money on: Giant Racer, Thompson's Scenic Railway, Rocky Road to Dublin, Virginia Reel, Coal Mine, Over the Top, the Red Devil, Love Nest, Witching Waves, Gold Mine, Jack- man’s Thriller, Drop the Dip, Henderson and Tinagra Theatres, Irish Cabaret; besides carousels, dancing pavilions, freak and animal museums, hawkers, concessionaires, hot dogs, waffles, Italian fritters, Scotch cones, skee ball, slot games, bunny race, Japanese rolling balls, balloon race and the Old Fashiond Country Store.—Joseph Weiss, No, 1843 62d Street, Brooklyn. TIPS, Three giggling girls eame Into the Childs restaurant, sat at the table with me and ordered sweets, rolls and milk ‘They chatted intimately with the wai ress, several years thelr senior. They departed abruptly but I saw that each placed a 50-cent piece under her pla The amount exceeded thelr checks. ‘They were not dressed as if they could afford such tips. I questioned the wait- ress about them. There were tears in her eyes. ‘One is my kid sister," eho said, “and the others are her chums. I've been sick, and the doctor and one thing and another tock ali my money. ‘They wanted to help me out. I refused. They come in once Ina while and always ‘THE SILENT DRAMA. A movie houso in Rivington Street on the lower east aide 4s showing o film entitled “Uncle Tom's Cabin.” Negro musicians, on a brightly deo ovated baleony, play appropriate airs and wind up with old-time Southern melodies,—Charles Stran- sky, No. 745 Driggs Avenue, Brooke lyn. JUNIOR REPUBLIC. While walking through a@ block In my neighborhood to-day I saw under an im- mense tree twenty-six children, all do something like thls.""—Daisye IT. | amusing themselves in thelr own way, Weiss, No, 400 Washington Avenue, | undirected. One It Eas uni ne ttle group played school, another group played keeping house, here and there were others play ing with dolls, kiddie cars and other toys, while in the centre of them al! was a little girl of twelve reading a book. Every few minutes she would raise her eyes to see if everything was all right, and, being satisfed, would resume her reading.—Margaret Burns, No. 841 54th Street, Brooklyn, WHY THE MAN WAS “OUT.” A woman, her male companion and I were the only passengers in one of the elevators in @ big office building in Wil- Mam Street, When the elevator reached the eleventh floor she sent the man out to reconnoltre, ‘He may be out," she sald, “I'll wait for you in the elevator.” ‘When the elevator man protested that he wasn't going to hold up the traffic in any such way the lady keeping one foot in the elevator placed the other foot on the landing and, folding her arms, sald: ‘What 'are you going ty do about 1t?" There wasn't anything TO do. We awaited the man's return. His party was “out” and we proceeded on our journey. * * * The elevator man is telling the story to everybody.—Amy Levy, No. 48 Winthrop Street, Brooklyn. HE’S THERD STILL While riding in a crowded Interbor- ough subway train I noticed a boy about fourteen ing every effort to find s for ladies, even to the extent of soliciting them from men, When every woman in the car had obtained a the boy pulled a box of chewing gum from under his coat and offered his wares to the ladies at 5 cents a pack age.—A, H, Tiilson, No, 1085 Hast 35th Street, Brooklyn. WHY THE PLUMBER HAS A MOTOR CAR. ‘Through my window I saw a plumb- er's automobile draw up at the curb of the house opposite mine, A workman got out and returned in a short time with a length of pipe which he fastened in a vise on®his truck. Here he cut and threadedgit and finihsed the Job in a short tim®—-Willlam Ballbach, No, 1217 Decatur Street, Brooklyn, BURGLING MADE BASY, In a dry goods store on Second Street, Manhattan, I saw in the core ner an iron safe on which was printed “Ploase no not blow this safe open; it ts not closed,” The owner of the store then explained to me that he had tho siyn painted eight years ago, when the safe had been blown open and rifled.—Peart Fin- ver, No, 258 Penn Strect, Brooklyn, sex SUCH FAMILIARITY! At the stage entrance of the Maxine Elliott Theatre every day sits a cat. 1 HAS ANYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE GOT A GUN? 1) At the beach I saw two boys and two work opposite and every day T tog[«itls, sitting near a fire heating a curl~ Dlr sty Piss SA g Pass, No. 73|'0s ron. One of the boys ‘started to curl the girls’ hair, ‘The other boy held a mirror for them.—Ken Winthrop, No. 116 South First Street, Brooklyn, Debevoise Street, Brooklyn, DEEP STUFF. I saw ® young flapper in the subway to-day reading Schopenhauer's Essay —Mary Kelley, No. 284 Clinton Street, Brooklyn, CITY OF HOMES. I saw to-day In Brooklyn on Lafayette Avenue near Vanderbilt, a large brick chureh being remodeled into an apart- CAUTIOUS, I saw a mail carrier in uniform taking mail from @ box at Emerson Place and DeKalb Avenue, Brooklyn, and placing {t in his leather bag. As he was doing this a woman came up with a letter in her hand, but before she would deliver it to him she asked him if he were ment house.—George H. Hall, No. 82{ collecting the mall.—Louls Buhler, No Seeley Street, Brooklyn, 211 Taaffe Place, Brooklyn, ewe: . ee

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