The evening world. Newspaper, August 16, 1922, Page 24

rR ot . = __The Evening World Comics | 4 — ' annahina i ‘i —— 7 | ; 1S : F ae ’ ‘ : G E P / 2 | JOE’S CAR tt get t+! Trade Mark Reg. U. Pat, Ott tt He’s Either Honest or Crazy ! i O V E on ee od ening :! . . sie cl aN ay | By BIDE DUDLEY (wes au our oF Beata En?] We A Se ie Gat oe» Wr LEAD ME “TO tT —In—! 5 ee , Gis . CAR “TH : = 1, ] Fi LODE LO DOME WEIS ' y Ute NCSD Se! Nia \ CT NEEDS FIXING — IT HAS A Loose. \F tT S THAT bgt \T MusT, i : NTS ‘Yo SELL ME MIS CAR HELE CRANK BEARING “THAT RNOQWS ~ -THE BI w f Aaa ee el (Poems OF PREFERENCE | PLENTY OF IT WHEN HE GEAR CHAIN NEEDS “TIGHTENING UP — & GOop Mrs. Murphy's duck , TELLS ME ABOUT IT THE CLUTCH GRABS A LITTLE AND It was poorly as could be er Madison Avenue, \ Show him int = — ar] THERE'S CARBON IN THE MOTOR Just from eating truck ws oe a | HE'S ALL ExerreD ‘ THis BRD IS oS CHER WISE SiE'S PERFECT --- siesaka trans Me ; ming instructor and . AN' NERVOUS PROBABLY A FIRST “First,” said he, “let's see you a L eae tent. 1 \ -y— | crass GyYP ot tongue, | have no time to look for a wife, 60 ———p It will tell your ills; jask that you help me through your ony \ Little ducks, so cute and young, | column.” ‘ erm Must take sugar pills We are pleased to assist In any wort alse, Hence we are printing “Quack!” the little duck replied | the cw, &. poem To the dear old sage. I'm @ good-looking fellow and looking “Who's a quack?” the doctor cried for a girl, in an awful rage. She doesn't have to look like a dia mond or a pearl; Dr. Brown detested jokes 1it that she must know is how to So he spanked the bird love me, Little ducks, like little folks: And I'l do the same for this girl, Should be seen, not heard ted i — 1 don't care a fig if she's tall, fat or j OBSERVATIONS. lean, You can get 1,025 German marks|A8 long as she's good IU like her for a dollar—if you can get the dol like ice cream lar. So now you girls, who are lonesome ormed ‘that the: or 0 blue, YESSIR | GOIN’ BACK TTS MY We have ‘been informed that Me) Give inte paem the once-over and OLD HOME-TowN For A MisiT ! (mie Yangtze River in China is a curious i AS Xt Live ious then take the cue. OBdY! WaT ATHRILL IT'LL BE 1S MY OLD etream. Wonder what it is curiow _— mo SEE LIL Heuiwe Greek ey it? Bol WN ART -THE Of rat ‘ ve to understant| With,” said Black Bart. “Play ‘The BONE OLE AN’ TWH" LiL hat “ Ae Ba Vahl) “| The be: aug ’ 2 = pF ALL He! : ey Highiye Tenet, Whats ail the}) PHS Bear caught up with Mile: AEE AT SAMMY SMART HOWNS hootin’ for? OBrien. Sur KEW AN’ “BOOBY DULL IS baat i “Grrr!” he growled. Nell grabbed “1H! “TOWN SUM ens Looks as though the entry of Al the bear by the tail and pulled off ae Gare Smith into the race for the Demo- his skin. = cratic Gubernatorial nomination will] wy jefoW you,” she sald, “You are do away with the Alphonse and Gas-| p06 Baer,” ton stuff. Mile. O'Brien drew a hatpin, A. G. Smith, the Hairpin King, of] Quiet reigned. Trenton, is said to be behind in his (To Re Continued.) maintenance payments to his wife. Possibly the bobbed-hair fad is to] IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS. blame. “Dear Dud,” writes TFC, of West 120th Street, “I have just been read- SM : j ing your account of the Lambs’ i 3 = pee BLACK BART'S GAL. |iwashing’ at John Golden's place. 1 A A yet fA Ory tae te Monte cau. °T | wonder if Mr. Greene remembers the IL TLE MARY MIXUP Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. Business Is Getting Better All the ‘Time! @ Nell Nelson was no coward, but shee old kote oy Plas ae ; - - = ae = —— . a ight at t mont Yacht Club, ' e ? = when she saw the big black bear on) one ae ne arene Save Ma Mary THAT PIC 1s \ Rosse, IWink vo Re “He Ay: ‘ artistas an x6 Dorae’s MA- sie Appendicitis Mountain she decided it] the great sketch, ‘Firemen, Save } A Nuisance — N NICeEST Boy iN THE WHOLE s sus wes a AIN GIMME ANaTHER ild,’ was pla ¢ Lambs; : MUR DLWelU fol rans Mile MaKe ey anny Frank Daniele, the Ti Gwe You a ! WORLD — AND Just Because Doar Perea ein DoOuAR 1 TAKE | O'Brien, her French maid, was right] ™ Paco ari WHOLE DOLLAR T uke You so MucH, IM [ OF THar Pe ¢ Pp PERCY BACK behind her, ‘The bear became very| brave fireman. saved the darling IE yOu ‘kL CET EONNA GIVE YoU A Bié aes es “i AGAIN ° much provoked at this sudden turn in} child, He Well Hopper, from the RID OF HIM > “PRESENT. IM GONNA EINE a = : of affairs and loped after the ladies, ging ida de pe PERCY TS YOU AN YOu CAN \ “Oh, dear!” said Mile, O'Brien, “T{ie!s driving up to the club in his old WEEP Him FOR Good , am apprehensive that something ter-|‘one-hoss (mule) shay’ with the b SE Mim Fo Peete oe. rible is about to happen.” great big colored coachman. Those ae pt Black Bart was in his cabin eating | were the days when they didn’t need some jerked beef when he saw the|@n auto to carry the refreshments. Be bear chasing the women through his| !n fact, | doubt if one would hold window. We do not mean the women| what was consumed after the raging GUR TAIN game through the window; we mean| flames had subsided. rT] Black Bart saw them through his} “I'll bet Mr. Greene would like to NDICATING window. have just one more good time like LAPSE oF “Well, well!” he said furiously. | they used to have, when the quartet S\time oF Taking his musket from the wall| would gather on the lawn ‘and sing CAE NicHtT. he aimed it at the bear, this sweet refrain: Reginald De Lancey stepped] “Oh, there was an old man named through the door at that moment. Bin, Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. He was playing a harmonica, as was] And he lived on the side of a hill. — is wont when in social circles at} Oh, he ain't been sober since last Oc- “Tie NEXT THe THAT SAP L GAVE YOU A ere Capen CALBe. DIDN'T You Tete Me ) You CHEATING ome. tober, \ Fernie ces HE % BUY you Just Got THis Sop, BUT YOU'LL T EGGS 1 BOUGHT TH | i 5 Hose THADE A CAKE Ul 9 i The tune was “Turkey in the] And I don't believe he ever will.” lena Miles Never GeT ANOTHER, -_—-___* YESTERDAY WERE << ABSOLUTELY # Ter Ant rvieoss SAID | e } Straw.” — Ne —— as = ‘ pa | { 7 AN_I'H GONNA TELL si? y (tT TASTED .- - Black Bart lowered his gun. AND NOW PERMIT US TT TIM, Toot ay a a Termetes i} “I can’t resist that tune, feller,”| ‘To inform you that Clara, an elder- = - he said. Then he executed as neat a] ly Negro woman who once worked — NG i) ( hoe-down as you ever saw. for us, heard that a certain dentist Law “But the ladies—ah, what of| would pull teeth without pain and = . zx & them?” asked Reginald. called on him, thinking she could “I don't need no ladies to dance] have one extracted without payin’, PEOPLE ARE So EE | OUNB THey . . About Plays and Players Twine, === TAN’ EHEARSALS of “The Awfnl|last week. Yesterday he went for SHoes Truth,” with Ina Claire tw the|them. When they were delivered by ARE ., principal role, will begin next) a bland almond-eyed yellow boy, Mr. x Nw SUNBURNED) Monday at the Henry Miller Theatre. [8 land tried to be friendly, Le: by SUPPERS Se play will be produced by Gilbert likee Chinee laundry workee," he = ankls = i St ieee ier for Charles Frohman, Inc. in ou plitty good at it?" ae 7 association with Henry Miller. Miss "came from the Chinaman. Say It With Billiard Balls Claire is now returning from Europe |“I learned my trade on the east side = = . \ 1 on the Aquitania, In tho caat will be) while 1 was golng to Columbia T FEEL So THRILLED eer AV QUACK wor, Wave & cg gna tne ans ub mise’ MoBae, Cora Witherspoon, | —- TOTHING Y -t AS MUCH CHANCE AS AN ERVE wr - > a S ‘ : . Louise McIntosh and Paul Harvey. | POWERS WITH MOROSCO, ARE NRE STAN SicK OF HAVIN’ UNDERTAKER AT AN WELLSATISFIED | [AT ALL= BUT T'LLUHINK UP SOME | | WHEN (T CONNECTS WITHHIS KNOB DETERMINED Henry Miller will direct the « James T. Powers has s . VE | [VS WITH You = : THROUGH AN’ TLL WIN, {ened a con- A TENN THAT GUY HANGIN WAY OF HE'LL BE TOWN THE of the play. tract to appear In a musical comedy S MATCH - AROUND YOUR ATWLETIC MEET IN TENNIS ARENT YOU! | BEATIN THAT BY DEFAULT FRAZEE GETS “LIZZIE.” under the direction of the Morosco FOR My s~ PORCH EVERYTIME] [WITH ME = T SWING A a) ADENOID yo) ES MATCH ANID Broadway hears that H. H, Frazee | 1014/96 Company, Inc. The piece will \ 8 CALL ON Yor MEAN RACKET, T AIN'T — )— 71 THUS GAIN be » musical version of “Somebody's “5 ON You || te EXTRACTOR ; hos taken over the production of | 7 vow a ¢aree tn whieh alee F 24 | KIDDIN YUH = BABS FAVOR “Strut, Miss Li o he Earl Ath: . f e Boston in about ten days. “Shuftl acest BERTIE'S Along,” now in Boston, is playing tol wo trene Seeukt Cee SCHEME OF capacity business, Sta oae cae KNOCKING SELWYHS CHOOSE A NAME, |‘ PIE. DOC OUT, The Selwyns have come to a defin-| The “Blossom Time" singers say WOULD MAKE pores rej aS am he “ th n seh i inet ae \v SEEM THE nerican production of “Die Wun always prescribes clam Aerlichen Ges Hichten des Kapell ODDS ARE INt meisters Kreisler," which was tenta m Faversham will appear at HIS FAVOR=| . tively called Mysterious Affair co next we in a sketch Since the basic idea is that of * Murriage Hus Been Ar- -BuT WAIT= | Tales of Hoffman,” the Ame cL a call th: eae LeGuere, having e , | Dredvesrs will, call the melod vere, having finlahed) i, stage carcer in the role of al treasurer of the new Selwyn Theatre| “Lonely Wives," at the Eltinge-Thea-| Said she: “You can't beat ‘em. fatter 1A, M, ts banned. Up to that| HOLDING OUT FOR THE LEGIT} “The Mysteriou t Hott: n Alice Brady picture, has Rican wile iain rer A | donkey. out the Hi assisting the box|tre on Aug It will be seen in] 71's seldom I eat 'em.” hour it 's Jazz band. (Ghee dha ftamrietca) Maes —— Yvonne Geo a Par beauty, |ottice 1 tt Times Square at| White Plains Aug. 21 and 22 Ss hal Rdint “ + “Do f motion pictures t HE KNEW HIS BUSINESS. Clay of Columbia} has been engi 1 tole in The present sd The truth was she hadn't the price. Ronin ete ker 29 you think motion pictures afl Ape Holland, juvenile in “Sue,|5, the Globe 1: "y heed oe By rd ay rat We h Pa ‘ Naar ricagt FOOLISH MENT, in nna Ida?” ‘ ious we porate at the Times Square Theatre| Macdonald Watson, author and|been with tho Selwyns ten years,{afternoon at Bambee To | There was an old lady named Rice} & THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, have gotten so far alone us to. teal left some shirts at a Chinese laundry leading man of “Hunky Dory,” began| leaves Sept. 1, for Chicago to A. H. Woods will open his tarce,| WN0 said that bananas were nice. Dancing at the Broadway cabarets —B.D. [people how to act. i 1 A net 5 SS — — - cess 7 eae ~~ MORES ete ae