The evening world. Newspaper, August 15, 1922, Page 24

' t t | By BIDE od Evening ! DUDLEY What makes man’s life a happy one? ‘A woman with her smile. Once in a while this column re What makes him glad when day] coives a real poom in the mail, One 4 is done? ‘A woman with her smile. What makes him laugh at each rebuff? What makes him brave when roads are rough? What makes me write this sort of stuff? : A stated sum per week. asm bf OBSERVATIONS. | @ Three thousand Jills are to com-| pete at Jacks in Jersey City begin-| _ ning ‘Thursday. | Doug. Fairbanks was arrested Sun-/| @ay for speeding his auto. Speed has always been Doug's chief trait. Four hundred undertakers had an) outing at Glenwood yesterday. Not) ® ingle drowning occurred to) brighten up the affair. A Brooklyn cafe proprietor 1s charged with shooting off another man’s ear. Strange to say, the al-) leged assailant, not the victim, is to be given a hearing. Hopping with all his might, an alleged hold-up man, who has but one leg, caused a policeman a lot of trouble before he was captured. He was not a drug addict, although he proved himself a hop fiend BLACK BART'S GAL. {A thrilling romance which will live forever in the minds of those who read it.) Twas afternoon on Appendi- citis Mountain. In tae Gulch it was the same, but not so notice- able. The trail to the Oolie- Boolie Mine was rocky, but, as Nell Nelson sat on a boulder and read Snippy Stories, nobody ~eould say she had lost her way. The sun sank low. “Oh, heavens!” | A man’s voice had pierced the air. Nell looked up. Reginald Lancey stood before her in eve- ning clothes. he said hoursely Be Jove you.” Behind a nearby tree stood Mile. Maggie O'Brien, Nell’s French maid. She peeped around the tree wondering if something was not wrong “Reggie,” said Nell, “in New York you're a devil, but out here you're a tadpole.” “Ha, ha, ha!” Black Bart was laughing. He saw in her words his chance to win ber heart, but he had not reckoned on Big Annie Blam- has just lady zamed Brownstein and we are printing it as an example of genuine artistic endeavor. Read it—it's \ marvel: | The boy whom I will honor, | Must bear the name of O'Connor, And he, bearing that title Better have a love that is knightly. In the bank I have two hundred, With his roll it must reach million, Could you say I want a tot With me putting in all I got? two piede, who ruled the men of Bone Hollow. She stepped from be- hind a bush and levelled her six- shooter at Nell. “I'm going to bore you, lady,” sae said. Black Bart was equal to the occasion. “You ain't got no catridges in yer gun,” he said. “That's so, I ain't,” replied Big Annie. At that all joined hands and sang, “Shall We Gather at the River?” A catamount groaned, but what does a groaning cat amount to? Just then the ferryboat stop- Nell was greatly excited (To Be Continued.) ped What Did Joe Bring? Several parties from the country sold hogs here Wednesday. Among them was Joe Brimson.-—Osage (Mo.) News. A Fable. The girl went to her mother. " she said, ‘Charley has asked me to marry ‘What?"’ replied her mother, “you that sof ugly ti ip? He h an ounce of brains in “Father seems to thin fool to marry him, too,” said the girl. “Oh, he does, does he?" came from her mother. ‘‘Well, we'll show that old idiot a thing or two. Accept Charley to-night and set the wedding for next month. WI let your father know who's running this family.” Moral—Oh, j AND NOW PERMIT US To suggest that, with the clock on the City Hall illuminated, it shouldn't be a difficult matter for New Yorkers to take visitors out at night and show them a time. juess at it. About Plays 4 eas Actors’ Equity Association, in a letter to Augustus Thomas, congratulating him on his appointment as head of the Producing Managers’ Association, has made a proposition which is, indeed, interésting. The letter, signed by Frank Gillmore, Executive Secretary of the Equity, offers to put the Auestion of the Equlty shop to a referendum vote of actors, presum- ably members of the Hyulty, and if the majority is against this policy, drop it entirely, If, the other hand, the majority Equity shop idea, the stipulation is made that the Producing Managers’ Association adopt it when the pres. ent agreement between the two as Sociations expires June 1, 1924. Until that date companies controlled by the P. M. A. are immune from the Equity shop plan. The letter is a long one. It calls to Mr. Thomas's attention in a most friendly way some of the things the Equity has done for its members and states that the suggestion about the referendum vote is a real effort to get the two associations on a perma- nent amicable working basis. A fur- ther suggestion is that the Equity and the P. M. A. appoint committees to confer on the new contract, effect- ive June 1, 1924, to be drawn up after the result of the vote is known, and in case these committees failed to agree, an independent arbitrator be ealled in to decide disputed points. After the new contract became ef fective, the letter goes on to suggest a permanent board of arbitration could be formed, such as is now in existence, for individual cases, but WH an independent umnjre. In concluding Mr. Gillmore says, in ease all these suggestions fail to Please, the Equity stands ready to ligten to any plan the P. M, A, may suggest for the good of the theatre. The question of what will happen when the present agreement between the two associations expires has been # subject of debate for geme time. It may be that the P, M. & will regard on votes for the 5 presi, [ POEMS OF PREFERENCE } ‘ome from « Brooklyn young and Players the Equity letter in a favorable light The result of the vote would then settle the Equity shop dispute one way or the other. But what would become of the Fidelity League? No mention is made of it in Mr. Gill- more’s communication A HAPPY THOUGHT. ‘The cool weather Saturday made the day a good one for the theatres Saturday afternoon the man ment of the Columbia Theatre, then closed had a hunch business would be govd The scenery of ‘Tha Greenwich Vil- lage Revue," the show which started the theatre's season yesterday after noon, was hanging in place and an idea occurred to thi not call the trou formance Satur was done, The company gave « good show to a packed house and all the man agement had to do to get the crowd was to open the doors and the box office “YOURS MERRILY” WRITES, “Poetry makes life,’ writes “Yours Merrily," John R, Rogers. “It is what Hghts and music are to the stage.” And then John hands us a rhyme, which follows: Rejoice and men wilt seek vou Grieve and they turn and go; Phey want full measure Of all your pleasure, Rut they do not want your woe Be glad and. your friends are many Be sad and you lose them oll There are Your nevtared wine But none to decline alone gait you must drink life's Gossip Howard Greer has Vrance He will desi “The Greenwich Village Foilic An invitation professional matinec of The Monster’ will be given at the 39th Street Theatre Friday afternoon Barney Bernard ahd Ale will give thelr “Partners Agai atre to-night Iden Payne, after “Wools Jorrant”’ starts, will begin ca the from for wnee der Carr h performance in t the Selwyn The | | production of his DT OR 657 G * ie Gv AT'S A BEAN CAND (elu |Copr. 1982 (N.Y. 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Marjorla Rambeau in ‘The Gold- sh’ will remain at the Shubert The- Mre indefinitely, Her road tour was{Theatre has been delayed, causing the] at Wellaviile announces he will play A bullfrog called. him crazy. announced to begin Aug. 27, but busl- Postponement of the premiere of} no “Uncle Tom's Cabin” shows unless 1 do not know that this 13 80. ness hus been excellent with her and| Charles Dillingham’s farce, “Tons of [they have at least two real hound 4 Ae la lubert has decided not to send| Money,’ to a date to be announced | dogs with them ite e from olf Aunt Dar uP the attraction out for a while. later . PUT IT IN THE ACT Hi FARCE 1S POSTPONED. 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