The evening world. Newspaper, August 11, 1922, Page 18

ass POR ae ES Good E By BLDE The pibehiiat through my win- slow streams I sit alone, a’dreaming dreams Thru memory s | I see once more The schoolroom thru the op n door Pert little Doliy Ward { see (She used to sit in front of 1 And, whispering, 1 heat uy “Oh, Jo Im eight ve oO day Then scorni 1 make reply “Aw, that ain't nothin’, so ¢ Then while we try to hide grins She whist Yommy, | be twins! 1 often see her on the screen For Dolly's sow Some rapid lite | must have led For in a magazine | read a movie queen That Dolly’s age is twenty-three (I'm thirty-one to-day, you sce) JANE THOMAS OBSERVATIONS. A Bronx piano factory burned yes- MWerday. Yes, the hose played on the pianos Mrs, Edith Stevens says worth the candle. Is it yos-| the game 1s not sible she means rhum It is repetved Will H trying to pérsuade Bill Hart and his wife to *tss and make up. Careful Will, or the mov another black eye! | If Joe would spend a few thousaidd cam- paign gumdrops on the ladies he'd win that job as Kivg of the Coney Mardi Gras in a walk Wilbur, author of arrived from San Fre cisco yesterday at the train by a good-looking, rather portly man. Wonder jf it could have been Percy Hammond! Hays is s may g Bonomo, the candy maker, | Crane “The Monster,” and was met | BLACK BART'S GAL. (A tale of a caveman and at A 1 girl away out on Appendicttis tain.) As Nell Nelson strolled throw fhe mine she looked for gold, her} fdea being to get enough to pay the mortgage the widow's home Mile. Maggie 'Brien, her Frenea maid, was at her heels, Then came Reginald DeLancey and Nell’s Pop- per, J. Rock Nelson, the noted banker and ladies’ man. All were looking} for gold except Reginald, who was thinking of his love for Nei! “Ah, ha!” Nell had exclaimed min she was picking away at a ro “What have yez found?” asked} Mile, O'Brien on With a hair- | | “Kansas?” qwas a student of ceography he had been in Eureka, Kan., but had asked Reginald, He | we are, but what can we do? Once} Theatrical News and Gossip vening! DUDLEY | POEMS OF PREFERENCE | | Jane of Brooklyn is ing young woman. She has had \itors galore and yet she hasn't found the man to whom she'd give her hand, She has decided to de him here in the hope that e'll be found among our 3,000,000 readers, The poem a good look cribe The man I wed must be a King. With limousines an’ everything a town house too; to do cquest a seal skin coat, 4 country pluce, tid maids galore the work Should 7 It must not serve to get his goat. Nel have “Buy three ov fou to say Buy anything that’s in the store. What wou can't carry. let them send Vy job's to carn and yours to spend.’ Vow if this paragon you see Please lasso him and send for me heen run out of town because of his igh silk hat | “Gold!” And Nell turned around | and kissed Mile. O'Brien. | Reginald took He held it up. “For remembrance!” he said A dark figure was seen creeping into the mine, It was Black Bart “Hey, gal, 1 love you!” Nell She did not believe him “Aren't you mistaken, isked Reginald m came a pork chop from his pocket | | | | | | he sani to al old thing Black Bart, | “don't you, like me? | replied Reginald | “Naw, you don't.” I do.” You do not ‘heep, cheep!” The noise came from Highpocsets Washington, vaudeville, Nel] unsheathed her hunting Mile. O'Brien smiled (To be continued.) from “Sure I do,” who imitates birds in knife, Some Wives Can Fight. Hop Jackson was arrested to-day for striking his wife. He was taken to the hospital,— Wellsville Optie. Maligning Robie. stood waiting for an ele-{ yesterday in a Forty-second | et builds a young woman) amed Helen Ryan greeted us with “How are you, Mr. Robie?" This isn't Mr. Robie,” pleasantly As we vator we replied “I beg your pardon,” said the girl. At that point the elevator arrived ond out stepped a tall man. The} girl knew him. “Oh, Mr. Robie,” she said. “I just maligned you, for you.” We'll swear Robie is homelier than I took this gentleman AND NOW PERMIT US To inform you that the White Wing who massages the asphalt in front of our home daily ts T. Percival O'Toole. About Plays TLLIAM COURTENAY. in “Her W Temporary Husband." a com- edy py Edward A will be the opening attraction at the Frazee Theatre. It will begin its New York engagement during the first week in September. This production will come from the Cort Theatre, Chi @ago, where it has been successful & H. Frazee is the producer he assures us that Mr will add to his fame by playing the prin- cipal role here, the play has been eity of wind and strikes Paulton Conwtenay We personally know sful in the sucee IT'S A GIRL SHOW, TOO. Mrs. Collins, “Bue, Dear, Theatre, decided she some old costumes ing the sanction of the management wardrobe woman of Times Square to sell Obtain ought ntly she wrote out an advertisement to be inserted in the newspapers, This is what it said: “ ‘Sue Dear,’ ‘Times Square ‘Theatre, has discarded clothes of all kinds. Those inte. at the sted may call,’* HOPWOOD PLAY SOON. Wagenhals & Kemper will make their first production of the new sea- son on Sept. 12, at the Morosco Theatre, when they present Avery Hopwood's new comedy, “Why Men Leave Home." WARWICK IN “AIMER.” | Through an arrangement made yes- oo ie and Pla:rers a! terday Robert Warwick will be asso- ed with Norman Trevor and Grace e in the acting of Paul Geraldy's comedy, “Aimer.” This play will be presented tn New York about Oct. 15. new Miss George is adapting it from the Freneh GOSSIP. Al Spink is going nead of ‘Cat and the Canary” the Chicago “ Gnas pany We have been advised that Har- land Dixon will have a profit on his wheat crop this year Har- land! G'wan, Harriet Rempel will be rry's circus of a Clown,” next week seen in “The Palace Tom & Heart sketch, at the Ramby, at Sarate cre. lk the Greenpoint pestering the etta Colborne wonder, is ookmak- is with her, Owen Martin has returned to New York after a vacation spent in the mountains, He will be in “Main Street Follies,” Thomas Dixon's “The will be Clansman" revived this Fall by George H Brennan, who expects to show it in New York Mare Klaw, Inc., will open the sea- son August 28 in Montreal, Scotch comedy called will be offered Marte Carroll has when a “Hunky Dory” heen engaged by George M Lo x for “so This Is rehearsal. who wae in, “Mont- B," now yal Tracy, SAW REFORE [our FASTER'N — oF EMS ie 1 CAN ( GOSH — ANGER NEW CAR T Never snag Got A FUNNY LOoKIN' ~THey KELP PUTTING vem | AXLE ON “THIS JOB — LooK at TRACK \ PoLTS AN THINGS on iT! aap geet 4 Au T U. 8. Pat. orf 7 SIV ON TH LAWN IN COMFORT- WITH “<i TG NEW COLLARS ABLE LAWN CHAIR“! LITTLE MARY MIXUP TICK EY 5! 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Bone PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB THEY THINK os } Pic 0 PERIOD FURNITURE IS COVERED Win DOTS. Ken K) King. 4 BEAUTIFUL BAB BAB, BAB, WHAT'S ‘THE TROUBLE ? - YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THE DAY BEFORE OUR ELOPEMENT. J GOLDEN BUBBLE (OW DOKKY DEAR, T's ALL SO \MPOSSIBLE = BAB-WAVE YOULOST ) YOUR LOVE FOR ME | ( OK NO. No - ALREADY ? = IS \T NOTHING LIKE ANOTHER MAN ?_) UST ANOTHER BURSTED martr s been engaged f in “The Dancing Fu A new phonogray Bayes is “You've Had Y Joseph Santley’s “Terrific seen at the Lam 8’ public gambol, ‘or a role | has revue, iby Nora] twenty Day 1 Tram » vicar GREAT SCOTT = WHAT IS THIS TREMENDOUS OBSTACLE THAT PREVENTS OUR ELOPING ? ? gaged by the\Messr role in “Sally, Lre has been bought a Broadway Shubert for a ne and Mary." Huan t's A, THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY Arthur Rosenfeld once conducted a school for the cure of stammering Bh May Wl, dancer, has been en- ee eee enact ene FOOLISHMENT. The rooster crows each morn at fire, ind goodness gracious sakes alive! He seems to think he is a King. But gosh, he ain't no such a thing. 4 No Elopement Possible Without a Ladder! teat MY -THAT 1S QUITE SERIOUS = TLL HAVE ) ANOTHER ONE SENT/OW YOU BIG our TOMORROW WONDERFUL MAN ! | PUT IT IN THE ACT. “I always tell my wife everythin low is your son cetting sloie that happen: New York? “That's nothing. I tell my wite a Great, He's already forgotten that lot of things that never happen there is such a place as the West.”