The evening world. Newspaper, July 19, 1922, Page 24

—— He met her at the beach one day And talked of his estate, His blooded hors Likewise the family plate He spoke of bank” And deals in stocks and such; costly cars, “dear old father The youth, ‘twas very plain to see, Impressed her very much. She told him of her country place And mentioned father’s yacht; She said che loved her lodge, Where frequently she shot Her jewels, she explained to him Were in a safety vault “If | don’t win this girl,” he mused, “It will not be my fault.’ They parted at the beach last week, To-day they met once more; She clerks in Feltheim’s ribbon shop, He's selling hats next door OBSERVATIONS. A Philadelphia woman sews her savings in her corset. Seems like « waist of money, doesn't it? A boat loaded with rum was cap- tured down the bay yesterday, and yet {t wasn't bay rum. Will H. Hays ts going to California on film business. Careful, Hollywood Papa spank! Clearfield, Pa., has an apple treo that is bearing cherries. This in spite of the fact that it was pruned last fall. The Soviet Government is offering the crowns of the Romanoffs for sale. Muriel McCormick's new millinery store could get a great start if it haa «couple in the window. LAUGHING LENA. (Should # girl marry an Indian? Read this romance.) Lena went to the radiophone and turned in on KHGFSX, the broadcasting station at Swish Park. “We may hear something,” she said, casting a loving glance at Archibald, who was eating a gum- drop, while Grocer Hoskins eyed him suspiciously. Lady Hotchkiss stepped for- ward. “Don't do that,” she said. The command came like a bolt from the blue. Lena turned and gazed at her ladyship. Grocer Hoskins, himself a member of the old Hoskins family of Pig Skillet Manor, could not under- _ stand it all, “Something must be done,” he sald. “This cannot continue. I must find out who kicked me when I leaned over and what be- came of the nickel I dropped. Everybody laughed. A stranger appeared in the @oor. He seemed sad and weary, ‘but he did not use profanity. “There is a noise coming from the haunted house,” he an- Bounced. The society ladies did mot ap- _ Theatrical News and Good Evening! By BIDE DUDLEY Lr ppp NUN CNS I ee eyed hunting About Plays and Players | gE AL IS SURES LI LLL ETD | | POEMS OF PREFERENCE | John Wilson, who Grand Concourse, read Sue's poem recently and was impressed with what the girl wrote. Now he wants to know her, “Keep the velvet- lined oyster opener,” says he, “but let me have Sue.” Then he writes the following: lives on the The girt 1 wed must be a sport, An optimist as well, “This life is so darn short That worrying is hel. Who says So tong us beans are on the shelf tnd clothing in the locker, The landlord paid with measly pelt. Tl rock in my old rocker.” T want this girt to be a pet tnd not a hired maid She will not have to work and yet She must not be afraid To tend a hand and do her share At mussing up the dishes To meet this girl, 1 do declare, Is king of all my wishes. prove of this. Each, in her time, had been in love, but love did not seem to enter into the argument “I know you mean well,” said Lady Hotehkiss, “but there must be another solution.” Grocer Hoskins saw this was the sensible view to take of it and coughed. “T am amazed,” was his only comment. Lady Hotchkiss stalked to the front door. “I wish I had some bean soup,” ashe said. A scream came from Lena. Archibald had fallen into the pickle barrel. (To be continued.) MAMIE’S BATHING SUIT. Mamie bought a bathin’ suit Ata city store. Says it’s of the style in use ‘Long the ocean's shore. It's a funny looking rig, Red with stripes around, Ribbons, bows:an’ evrything, Hardly weighs a pound. Mamie's livin’ on a farm. That don't stop her none. Says she means to swim each day With the settin’ sun. She has named Mud Holler Creek Narragansett Beach. For a style-struck country girt Mamie's sure a peach. We don't worry ‘bout her plan, Wait until she tries, Crawdads, skeeters, bugs, snakes, Soon will make her wise. She'll give up her bathin’ suit, An’ in manner meek She'll be huntin’ for the tud Reg'lar ev'ry week Sounds Reasonable. One of the candidates for the School Board was seen giving away moonshine Election Day. He said he was trying to get the full vote out.—Hampton (Ga.) Pantagraph. 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Mr. Welsh says the num- bers are wonderful and he predicts success for the musical piece when It is produced. Vera Bloom is a very talented girl, and we have an Idea she can write an excellent musical com- | dy. Arrangements for the produc- { tion of this one she has just finished will probably be announced in the near future, A HIT, SAYS POLLOCK, Channing Pollock has wired Archie Selwyn from Los Angeles that “The ss Fool," the latest Pollock play, 1s an mh 4 immense hit out there, It is being in Philadelphia about the middle of September and the show will be brought to one of his New York houses immediately after the Phila delphia engagement, “The Dancing Girl" is the American version of “Die Bajadere.” lis ‘music ts by Emmer- ich Kalman, composer of ‘Miss Springtime’: the book is by William LeBaron and the lyrics by Bud de Sylva The story is that of the love of an Indian Prince for a beautiful Parisian actress, The scenes are all laid in Paris. Vivienne Segal has been engaged for the title role. Others in the cast are Thorp Bates, Charles Judels, John T. Murray, Vivian Oak- land, Colin Campbell, Ruth Lee, Helen Grennels, George Grahame, Mortimer White and Princess Whitedeer. Fred G. Latham will stage the book and Jullan Mitchel! will put on the musi- cal numbers, (See To-morrow) HERE = PUT THAT ON AN’ COME RIGHT DOWN TO / NOYou DON'T eT <M OUT OF \T THAT EASY! TLL GIVE You ONE {MY DIGNITY \S ALL SHATTERED! (1 DOWOPE MY ETHICS PROFESSOR ——+ WON'T SEE ME ——__— PITOU WILL BE Busy, given a try-out. “Distinguished first night audience deeply moved,” says the telegram, “and four Saturday and Sunday ca- : pacity crowds have simply eaten it | up.” ; “The Fool” will be one of the Sel- “wyn's earty fall offerings. Augustus Pitou will launch Fiske O'Hara in ‘Land o' Romance," a iew song show by Anna Nichols, August 5 in New London, Conn. He will pre sent May Robson in a comedy called “Mother's Millions," by Howard Mc- Kent Barnes, in Stamford, about Sept. 1. Mr. Pitou will have Elsa scenic Equity Players. pointed director for The Marion Sunshine has been engaged|ance of “The Plantation Revue" at| Oliv Tell for a good role in thetr A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. by Arthur Hammerstein for the cast|the 48th St Theatre to-night and|new mystery play, ‘Whispering ‘The better the land the better the The azehandis broke. “Who saya I'm not lucky?" asked he. b csi 3 ue i y day night during its| Wires,” by Kate L, McLaurin. deed. —— Pic Ryan in “The Intimate Strangers" OOsaIP, of “Daffy Dill," In which Frank Tin- | every 7 . t a w ” > > . ney will be the star. ‘ run. comedien, will — is 3 “THE DANCING GIRL.’ a8, will alse send “Mr. Pim Passes a Boy’’ will open the Sam H.| Olga Petrova will sail for Europe} The members of the Aviation Divi- he Lady of the FOOLISHMENT, eet yal THe acT. re Me Ie Brianger announces that he| ©" retest Harris Theatre's fall season. Saturday to get “atmosphere” for her| sion of the Polloe Department will Messrs. Ghuvert) 4 young fellow named Klee years?” J ( a tue pelected “The Dancing Girl” as Wilton Lackaye has replaced ar-|new play, on which she has been at| visit the Cameo Theatre to-morrow| will produce, He has sailed for Eng- Lory Mies te chop Gown © tree. i Tae ape if comedy production. THOMPSON |8 CHOSEN. nold Daly in the cast of “The Mon-| work for two months, night as the guests of B, 8, Moms, | 1and to see the London production of fo; Beven' ue. will be given Woodman Thompson bas been ap-| ter,” produced by Joseph M. Gaites.| There will be midnight yerform-| The Messrs, Bhubert have engaged] this musical pleon, the irs or fourth stroke 4 4 ‘ , 4 ; 4 ) BD.