The evening world. Newspaper, July 17, 1922, Page 22

| | j | - By BIDE They They're striking to the west The railroad men, the mining men Now face a sturdy test These strikes may bring a lot of woe, Disaster lurks about Yet mild are they Compared, I'll say To three that put Rabe out OBSERVATIONS. @les has quit the political banch for his banana stand. From bonch te bunches, as it were! Selentists are trying to make a mo- tton picture of Mars. Presume Mars hereelf will be the star! A book dealer says college girls Mfke sex novels best. Wonder which ones are the sex best sellers! Mayor Hylan advises against pollt- feal careers. There are too darned meny people after that Governorship as It jn. Walrus whiskers are used as tooth- picks in China. As we understand it very few of the men walruses are gsmooth-faced. Good Joke! @ri—T'm going to make a hand bag. Man—Well, can you bead {t? LAUGHING LENA. (Who does not relish a good detective ory now and again?) Lena picked up her arms and threw them around the neck of Archibald. He was surprised, but did not scream. “It seems we are to be friends,” he said. Grocer Hoskins had@ always fived in fear of his wife. She was very jealous of him because of his lovely whiskers. Seeing Lena hugging Archibald, the grocer grinned. “Gosh!” he sald. ‘“Wisht I wasn’t askeered of my wife.” The society women were @hocked. It sounded so prepos- ferous. Oh, I can’t tell you how Preposterous it sounded. But @ociety doesn’t take such mat- ters deeply, and soon the ladies Were calm. Lady Hotchkiss ac- thally smiled. “Here Ebenezer!” she said. Why she made the mistake mone could tell. The grocer’s ame was Angus, not Ebenezer, end this fact put a serious aspect on the whole matter. Lena, realizing she had not @iscovered who had kicked Hos- Bins, gave Archibald a smash in the face. “I would never kiss you,” whe announced. / Oh, for goodness sake! What ould this indicate? Lady Hotchkiss thought it ttme tO intervene. Stepping for- ‘ward lightly, she placed one hand on Lena’s shoulder. Lena recoiled. “Don't you dare tickle me!” @e paid firmly. At that moment memories of the haunted house came to Hos- Bins. ‘Tm going to the haunted house,” he said merrily. “Tt has a ghost,” snapped Lady Hotchkiss. “Which,” said Archibald, with About Plays 46] JUNKY DORY,” one of last season's successes in Lon- don, will be seen at the Klaw ‘Theatre early in September under the direction of Marc Klaw, Inc. It is a Seotch play, with an author and a cast of the same nationality, Mao- donald Watson, who wrote the com- edy, acts the leading role. He made the production himself in London and was rewarded with almost instant public approval. The original Scotch company will be seen here. The play- ore will sail for America in August JUST WANTED TO LOOK. A little old woman, evidently from the rural districts, went to the watoh- man at the Hippodrome yesterday and asked if she might go into the bulld- Good Evening! re striking to the east of us,|¢ DUDLEY | POEMS OF PREFERENCE } Susan Crank—that’s the name she signs—has sent us a rhyme about the man she would marry, if she could find him. Somehow or other, we like Susan's little “pome.” See if you don't: The man I wed must have a heart Right where his heart should he. I want a man whose tears can start— Who knows real sympathy T want a man who'll say: “Old gal, Forget it!" when I'm Blue. And when I locate such a pal, Jove in his show” ——. (To be continued.) “ghost to Then They'll Come Back. Wanted—A woman to wash baby clothes. Must not have a baby in her family.—Milwaukee Sentinel THE BAT BOY. (As we ured to know him.) Just see him stride from bench to plate, The boy who keeps the bats, With truly a majestic gatt, The boy who keeps the bats. His clothes are old; his feet are bare: His face unwashed; unkempt hts hair. Yet he's in pride a mfilonatre, | The boy who keeps the bats. A most important tad is he, The boy who keeps the bats Possessed of great activity The boy who keeps the bata. He knows each player by his name, His age, his weight, from whence he came And just how long he's played the game, The voy who keeps the bats. He'll tug ten sticks and laugh with glee, The boy who keeps the bate. “De gang” regards with jealousy, The boy who keeps the bats. Although he's not employed for pay He “gits inside to see 'em play,” Which beats his former knot-hole way, The boy who keeps the bats. He knows each player's stick, you bet! " The boy who heeps the date. 'Twould break his heart should he forget, The boy who keeps the bats. Whene'er a ball is knocked away He throws them one with which to play. He's there for business ev'ry day, The boy who keeps the bate. He yells when worthy work is done, The boy who keeps the bats. He dances after ev'ry run, The boy who keeps the bats. He's overjoyed. at victory And tells the other kids how “we” Won out “as easy as cud be,” The boy who keeps the bats. Such a Sign! We noticed a neat card in a cloth- ing store on Broadway, not far from Park Place, Saturday, on which the word “embraces” was spelled “em- .”" Tr certainly made us down- AND NOW PERMIT US to say that John Kickopolis of Newark, wo hit his daughter over the head with a mandolin, insists he was trying to teach her a music lesson. and Players look around. She came out in about ten minutes and, smiling, said: “Thank you, Mr. Difingham."* OH, HEAVENS ALIVE! Galina Kopernak, formerly of ‘Montmartre,’ was leaving the ctty recently for a rest, and a youth, of the “lounge lizard" type, insisted on bidding her goodby. She said she was il. “I hope your illness 1s not con- tagious,"’ he said, in an effort at humor. “It ian't in your case," she replied. “Tt ‘@ a breakdown, due to hard work."* BROADHURST 18 Busy. 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A THAT Pome WorK Ss. Harp I Bereta I CAN Championship by Default! No NEED o' Me TRYIN TS BEAT you? What Happened ? THE IDEA OF PULLIN’ ME AWAY FROM A PokER GANHE FoR SUCH NONSENSE — THAT GUY WON'T COME AROUND HERE AGAIN! eam THAT'S SURE! Tut RAISE You FieTy cHies. THAVE A Fur. House ! THe DousH~ Ive Got WITH YOU TODAY | [NOW DON'T BE BASHFUL- lO DOL Krazy | } K@AX Bdione PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB. THEY THINK © FAIRY TALE WAGS L THOUGHT YOU'D BE, MISS BAB IMs BI OLIVER - BUT T'VE ARRANGED FOR THE GIRLS! TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH SWIMMING, GOLF | CANOEING, HIKING, ETC THIS 1S SO EMBARRASSING WELL \F HE * FOR YOU!!) wee - ARS AN HOUR FOR * i} THAT FLAT TIRE.) (WE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY ESSAY!! * are allowed an extra ice|his works in the lobby of the Earl|Charles Buxton Going, and ‘The Im-|night. He has played in numerous | Moodus, Conn., oach daily. Carroll Theatre for a week in the|portance of Being a Roughneck,"” by | Guild roles. beautiful girls. Loulw russing has entered the|noar future. Robert Garland The cast and chorus of ‘Sue, Dear,”’ cast of < Cylinder Love," Donald Gallaher nq Isabelle] Gilda Gray of the ‘‘Follies’’ haslat the Times Square Theatre, will be fam Harris will launch ‘It's! Armond will play the Proctor Cir-|received several offers to shimmy in|the guests of Marcus Nathan at the @ Boy" in Atlantio City to-night, cult in a William Anthony McGuire| London. She has not yet decided to}Terrace Garden Dance Palace to- ing, Dear’: new play, ‘Wild Oats Lane," to-night cream #0 ing. in Atlantic City, His next venture “There is no show here now," he| will be a production of “1 will If You replied. “The house is closed.” ‘Will,’ a comedy, “I know that,"’ said she. ‘I just — where there are many] A pest who used to boast ana bonat. One day some men he'd bothered most Procured some tar and Puinted Pest A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. The optimist laughs to forget, while the pessimist forgets to laugh.—Rosa- PUT IT IN THE ACT. of ‘ Puller “Why is a pig so coarse whe want to see the inside of the opera Carle Cariton has obtained an oper- | sketch, hake this country, however. morrow night. lind by pig So coarse when A house, Where can I buy a ticket?’ QoseiP, etta called ‘'The Spanish Nightingale Tho Threshold Players will off aude King will assume the role] Milton H, Goodman of the Keith omremaroe eats? While the weather |s warm theland will feature Gloria Dawn in it, |new bill July 95, Two of the play-jof the Gentleman in ‘He Who Gets|@ Orpheum Press Department and FOOLISHMENT. cy expected to make a hog of ‘The watchman let her go im and|Tiller dancing girls of "Good Morn.| Allan Clark, soulptor, will exhibit t of the Moon,” by! Slapped" at the Garrick Theatre to-'Harry Le Vine are vacationing at / knew an up-State man named Post, ' hime -