The evening world. Newspaper, July 13, 1922, Page 22

ec RENE WORLD, THUREDAD, FULT TE, 1988. What Did You See To-Day?| “siVextieaps * once msl the Lista ee Ms acawered by an orator from Atlanta! MORGENTHAU PLANS Roosevelt Tells Convention ners. “Exalted Ruler Frank D- Fullon [have been ary: longer than the rest| TO FINANCE AUSTRIA Of Elks “J ti M t B D will lead No. 1 and behind nim willfof you and we know now how to us mareh such men as Nicholas Murray} handle the situation without de-| pa + 7 % ice us e one Butler, President of Columbla Uni-| pending on our nearness to the|orming $50,000,000 Cons versity; former Ambassador James] Canadian border." cornite GHOWit ls Deaible In the Herrin Mine Massaere”’ W. Gerard, Murray Hulbert, former] However, tne argumé@nt whieh won : 5 Sheriff Tom Foley, Judge Robert F.| for the southern town was that thore to Save the State. Wagner, Julius Miller, President of|has been no convention in the South| PARTS, July 13 (Assoclated Press). “SILVER THREADS;” WIFE CARVES HIM But First [fed Refused to Buy Her Her Favorite Hair Dye. (Special to The Evening Word the Borough of Manhattan, and many|for 14 years and that one held there|—Henry Morgenthau, former Amers NEW BRITAIN, Cons July 18, “There Are Doctrines Abroad,” He Says, “Which|Raeinusun eet ‘Ter HUAISHERE TREREAAT. IBS thle | Getic etd es te encima ne —Enraged because he n¢ sf ON . * : “ Mating Inter n the} nounced to-day he was arranging to Fetused to buy her a Certals DFARA if Not Overcome, May Lead to Fall of This ppinthe, Bronx section will be Exalted | aouthern lodges form an international corporation, to \ 2! je. ej D, ers e rf . ot hat aye and tien aaa sant Great Country”—Parade To-Day. epee aA fiutete, PRI ae a capitalized at from $80,000,000 to to her injurea fee D: is . a lers * 60,000,000, to reorganize Austria's ingly singing “Silver Threads | (Special from a Staff Correspondent) work ovg' and beyond a time sufficient tee tole Pan try! D. Fenn WOMAN IN TOMBS ustry’and to how the world it is . beat i ave The “ #0 Erhart, Gus Glatamayer, John J. Among the Gold," Mra. ‘Stasia of The Evening World.) to give them the bare necessities of | /“ 0 Ls pasible to prevent the bankruptey of Wonan of East Bristol grabbed ATLANTIC CITY,, July 13,—| life? We would be living in huts and ARE Hane oe hs se ent ON BIGAMY CHARGE European states Write a few lines to a carving knife yesterday and Juntice must be done in tie casen| Novel”, and prancing about dressed} folgie; Henry D. Bruckner, President) . 7a Mr. Morgenthau, who has just re- flashed her offending spouse about | oF thoge tte 4 in animal aking, * * © gh; Judge McGeehan,| Ridna Keller Said to Have]turnea trom Vienna, where he was U the head and shoulders, of those responsible Tor the recent] in order to meet this situation we] /#8a¢ Bartelstone, George Zimmer- ¥ 5 assured of the co-operation of the x THE EVENING WORLD Waonan had to have medical at- |Massacre of coal minera at Herrin,|must reorganize in many respects ee Frank Kans and David Stein- Wed in Both Jersey Austrian Government, is discussing 1 + tention. When the police called Ill, “Regardiess of affiliations,’ if the} our theory of business, We must en- P his project with financiers E The Evening World Will Pay $1 for Each Item Printed. he binmed the slashing on a [United States ia to continue aaa Na.| ever to adjust it to the needs of]. tn, the He WU pond nce and Long Island. I know it is pe he @ | The Evening World Will Pay $2 for Each Snapshot Printed of] friend, wo easily proved an alibi, |i, agsistant Secretary this problem, We mumt work toward] try Daniel A’ MeCann, John J. De. | Edna Keller, twenty-six, No, 299] ‘aad 1 am willing to invest a bs Some Unusual Scene or Incident With ‘Then the real story came out. on, Assistant Secretary Roosevelt of) the condition of affairs, whereby wel jane hy HHeobhy, don, ates erable sum of my own capital and t AG be ing Description, aa Mra, Wonan was arrested, but [the Navy Department declared to-day| may correctly allude to ‘those en-| perm oir net Bian as vennae Me-JGrove Street, Brooklyn, was com-| ive my time as a membor of the cx- ry Sacheredens Li her husband said that although |in an address to the Elks’ convention, | kd In industry,’ rather than to!” Commissioner of Parks A. Harry|mitied to the Tombs to-day to await] ecutive committe 4rens “What Did You Set" Balter, Breuing World, P. O, Box 185, Ci'y Hall Btatlom | ye roit much cut up over the in~ | pot such ae th : ‘employer and employees.’ We must! soore of Jersey City, will be NWS ULponLaiks at Writ A "blow" such as that at Herrin, he} endeavor to create conditi h the nde uemney City, will be one of Vtrial on an indictment for bigamy. | TRAFFI " tie, "ite your own name and address eaitfully, Send as many contributions as you} cident, he would refuse to appear 4 ny lions wherein! the aids to Mr. Buch. Benjamin F CS beLArieD . ! Checks are sent out weekly. against her. On her dresser when |*S*erted, “can be wiped out in only} the seif-evident interest of all of thel Weeks of New York will bo an aid} She Was arrested yesterday in Jersey IN EAST SIDE SUBWAY | HANDSOME 18 As HANDSOME DOFS | & man came tn and took the next seat.| phe returned home was @ bottle [one way—by process of law.” success of the business in which they|to Mr, Vreeland, und Capt. Masterson [City by Detective Cunniff of the Dis- a I felt as fine as silk this morning} /? 29 instant 1 turned cold. 1 didn't) of her favorite “restorer.” “We are in the midst of trouble-|are engaged. We must work out,| will have as one of his aids Thomas|trict Attorney's office, and walved ex Passengefs southbound from the t until 1 w; A have my in my hand! “I beg your | ne | HOMME tines,'’ Mr. Roosevelt sald, “and| wherever possible, some type of part-| Johnson of Fast Orang . ‘ . Bronx on the east te: at he F rth Ac ucomfortably seated in 8) pardon, air," I said, “but you are sit- there are more ab There are] nership relationship. This may be by dolgh feeds tradition Ata eb dbee etal ah aA e f croas the way was doing her deat to | UNE On my hat.” He arose Mths f we nts att outa sy Gon soe or happenings day after day which {ilus-} profit-sharing, or some form of group|YERSEY CITY'S BIG HERD STAM-| According to the indictment, shel io: i PauGh Neuve, cotky, Augets i oe murmuring an apology. No hat! I re-} a it outa there, nor | ha ay : & 4 , orning rush hours to-day, due quiet a howling baby. Finally she eld] Memnered that Thee come to the ahow| I'l! knock a hole in you!” The hurt [trate exactly what I mean, work or something of like nature. PEDE THIS TOWN. married Joseph Bandendistal of Clift-{motor and brakes trouble on a Lex bareheaded.—J. look in the little bou’s eves was pa- “There are doctrines abroad in the| xcept for the installation uf oM-| The Jerfey City Elks herded Fort, Huntington, “Egbert, if you don't quit your crying sido, N. J., in 1916, and married Edwin [ington Avenue train near the Hunts 5 b to the kid, indicating yours truly, Florence , 7 6 ve to-morrow mornin, the business | Strongly into town last ht d *0 that b re * Ld thetic.—Florence W. Cohen, No, | land which, if not controverted and|Cers a own last night and this rae “ Point Station with Ag a a Tie: best 4869 Broadway. overcome, may lead to the fall of this | of the convention has been completed. | morning. In their van was Chairman|: Feubrer, of Elmhurst, bo Ey int nn vain could not be hacked up |) Worrying about it all day.—S, Rosen- CHANTICLEER. ¥ DAY. great country, as countries of the| Atlanta, the first Southern city to be| James F, McKeen. He was followed| July, 1921. Detective Cunniff sald itfas another was directly behind, #0 thal Ne. 640 Ditmas Avenue, Brooklyn, Gide the vuirila’ aede BIAVIND ON a RAL DRS phat have fallen fo honored since 1908, has been} PY Jack Dohrmann, @ trustee of the |might be shown that she since mar-[all passengers were discharged at the ~ ; Bunday afternoon our rooster came «| 1 was one of more than twenty men] «put a few short weeks ago, in| Chosen over Boston aa the meeting] lodge and one of the Boulevard Com-| 404 q man named Langfeldt in Jer-|next stop and the train dispatched Pi A DAY To REMEMBER ALWays, | around to the front of the houge, | and women who found refuge from the! gouthern Illinois, as atrocious a| Place for 1923. The delegates and} Possloners, and with him came Joseph} She will be arraigne empty to City Hall, At this point 4 What 1'saw war a pretty aight, | hopved upon the fence and began tO |atorm in the tunnel under the east side] massacre occurred as is contained in| the thousands of thelr lodge members! Payton, a Past Exalted Ruler und)sey City, She will be arraigned for jie train was routed back to the : pig or hayes i See Oke won tater ites ie watt a bideir4 drive In Central Park. Luckily there] our annals, Men were killed, not| Who have accompanied them from ciation apnea oA kN * B ia aan eco te fbBrone, THe slow movement of the ry well dressed and welt ntermittently, — uni musi : ee U 7 4 ie ev Bi town” of Elks, and James Bulling-| General Sessions > nor} : behaved, watking hand in hand for | ceased. Then he hopped down and | were four bencher there, | We perched] cleanly killed, but brutally killed, and ens: Dawns ave BUNGE: te Rte ton, also Boulevard Commissioners, | one : Biya kraing, g,dayia outing at Raritan Bay Park, | veturied to he proper pluce.—X. [upon ther and In ten minutes the water] up to the time in whieh 1 speak there] Countt™ Now MINS NOME Yo HEM) Thelr duty ts to maintain Jersey's Staton Jeland, with mother bringing | Pedersen, box a17, Huntington, 1. J nt os ura aes Is no shadow of « conviction of the F highways and all declared that if the » the rear.—Mra. Wilson Ryno, No. ESA ht HE hg younger) murderers in sight. I know not who] Selves a little more completely, and| number of machines ben brot 1 Bentley Street, Tottenville. men removed their shoes and stockings, . bala they expect to do that in the parade. of machines bearing brother u . SMART GIRL was to blame, whether employer or P | Elks to Atlanti¢ City is an indication rolled up their trousers and egrried the At Rockaway Beach-I saw two young! women to the stairs. Ie Adjectives galore have been used) a), thelr works has been preparation in advance descriptions of the pa-| for this convention. geant, which will be started at 2] In the Jersey City delegation wls9 o'clock and !n which perhaps 40,000] were Past Exalted Ruler Thomas ‘f. employee—perhaps both—but if our country is to stand we must mete out Justice in this case regardléss of the | din to the PROBADLY AN OLD SALT. facies take several rides on a carousel,| oat house. Then the vacant penches One of the two old men who sat at] for the e purpose of drying their hair after! were gtrung along in a row and every- the table next to me in « reataurant|bathing.—Robert M. Ward, No. 104} pody was able to land dry shod, One of Je Deaitiiryy ye . affiliations, Before the w, the | near Sixth Avenue and 14th Street} Gerry Avenue, Elmburat the crowd hnd n dog with him which] Stations see ee eee tine | will! take. pat, Kitrock, Sinking Fund Commissioner a Ordered a beaf stew and when it was 5 ; showed @ marked aversion for water. | ¥ ie Paes ae ee the offender| Sixty-five members of the Con-|Charles 1. Munch, Fire Chief John . served grabbed at what he must have DEPOSIT WITHDIAWN. The pup was the last “‘person’’ to aban- | dolls and the: war a ‘3 gress, headed by “Uncle Joe’ Can-|Sweeny, George Hollerich, Michael C, st 68d St.] of great wealth must be brought to task for his iniquities and the of- fender of small wealth must be brought to task also. “A blot of this kind In our eseutch- eon can be wiped out in one manner, and in one manner only, and that is by due process of law. If we are to exist as a Nation we must be law- abiding. On the law depends society. Destroy the law and the country re- verts to barbarism overnight. De- atroy law and we will be back in the days of slavery. ine and pillage, when the strong oppress the weak, when Interest triumphs over honor Without law our civilization crum- b taken to be a big anit ccti#r and begun] In the neighborhood of 149th Street | don the benches.—J, H. W., sbaking away vigorous! “Whe p mor alia hic Pande nate et ke and Third Avenue [ eaw a number of PARTNERS. powdered sugar." “Of course,” naig|hldren In irunt of a bank, one of} oO, ciinton Street near Delancey T saw the other fellow, “that's what I always] {nem crying for the 60-cent piece he had] kid of perhaps twelve with a new use And with that he duffed in mas-|dropped through a grating. Another] blacking box over his shoulder get ready ferfully.—J. B. Kelly, 8804 88th St.,] youngster was operating—without suc-}to open up for the day. He was accom- Woodhaven, cess—some sort of a magnet ona plece| panied by a “partner,” who drew a of string. The watchman came out of|crowd by standing on his head and SHE NEVER THROWS stoves, | the bank, learned what the fuss was] walking on his hands, Business picked The friend 1 was calling upon told me|*224t, Went down into the basement] up at once.—Jack Geller, No 610 East I might, see something interesting tf 1] 2%4,i7, 2%, fe¥ minutes returned the} ritth Street jwould step into her dining nang if 1] money to its owner. ‘The crying stopped look at the table. I saw Puss, tho fam-|Noo a5 Late Avena Woodhaven att fly pet, curled up in a cut giass bowl,|\ *© tot Avenue, Woodhaven. fast asleep.—F. R. Parsons, No. 91 Ra. whom I see EVERY day, serlously vine Mtrect, Youkera, Noy, COIN WITH A HISTORY. claims to be In constant sommunication While getting sand for my bird cages| With the planet Mara. He givs, willing- nae, hear a small stream at Sunnyside, L, J.,|!%+, Information regarding that plane but he di at eret hi 1 attended one of these here car- |1 picked up a small round object which} mean of communication, He explaina Mvale and took more than 1 ‘at first I believed to be a medal. When | conditions there, talks about the climate, whances—at 10 cents each—on bask- | I cleaned it off at home I was surprised |the populatior e Ze ate of fruit. I didn't get even a |to discover that I had found a shilling | ena lentione one individual with wher peach stone. The follow who stood | 119 years old.—Goorge D, Banta, No. 202|he {a constantly in correspondence. He next to me invested three dimes and | Beebe Avenue, Long nd City. never smiles w! any one tries to josh walked away with three bas him on the subject, but simply says: frutt.—Harry P. Bisenhut, ORIGINAL, “Walt; you'll see!"’—Joseph Kasper, No. Bchoal Street, Yonkers. During the very heaviest of the rain]177 Third Avenue. ‘ I saw a girl come out of an office build- AFTER THE RAINY SPELL. ing with a cape made of typewriter] po THE SHOWERS! On a drive along country ronda thisS°Vers. \Another covered her hat—J. fmorning I. passed several fields in| ™ Clifford, Midland Beach. which the corn was from six to a dozen non, arrived last night to march with| Lester, Past Exalted Ruler William thelr brother Ks, “Uncle Joe,"| Cassidy, Pat Powers of six-day bike who !s eighty-six years old, has been| race fame, who is a Grand Truste leading the Elks in Congress for] Buckley Hayes, who is seventy-nine, many years in these parades and as| but who interids to march in the pa- usnal he will walk over the line of|Tade; Fred Schultz, Dan Hanarahan, march with his colleagues, scorning| Francis P. Boland, nk Walters the automobile which: the Elks have] ®®d Joseph Hurley, author of the offered to place at his disposal. Hurley boxing act MANY SENATORS AND REPRE-|, Some of the New Yorkeds not heretofore named who will take part SENTATIVES THERE. in the parade are Michael J. Buckley Some of the legislators who have/and Johnny White, known to all on been here are Senators Edgo and|the west side; former Congressman Frelinghuysen of New Jersey, Sen-|'Thomas F, Smith, Secretary of Tam- ators Lodge, Unterwood and John|many; young Chae Murphy jr. | Sharp Willlams, Congtessmen Nich-|Judge Jucob Marx, Secretary Bill olas Longworth, Fordrfey and Isaac| Phillips, Charles W. Young, who is f Jur Government is arranged in] Bacharach of Atlantic City. seventy-one and the fourth oldest such fashion that it provides a] Assistant Secretary of the Navy|living elk; Edward Leach, a Past method whereby we who compose ft] Theodore Roosevelt, who is a member| Exalted Ruler; David Moses and Past can change it. Our laws can belo¢ the Freeport (N. ¥.) Lodge, will|Exulted Ruler Frederick B. Gold- changed in like manner. There 1] ride in the parade in an automobile| Smith. It promises to be a great par- e . King Bird “Nk g at therefore no excuse for breaking}wjth John K. Tener. Later he will] @de of personalities and color. CAN seem to be| deliver an address from the review-| Milwaukee, despite the distance Its increasingly lawless; we seem bent/ing stand. Their machine will fol- delegutes had to travel, will have one laws. Nevertheless w Ce ; ; 5 ¢ the largest .ndividual units of she on destroying the structure we have]jow one in which will ride J, Edgar] © Vv builded Masters of Charlerol, Penn., now|P&rade. These Elks brought their “Tilinois is but an instance, though Masters ot ted Tuler) and Willlam| OWA band, a glee club of fifty voices H a ghastly one, of ‘our reckless disre-| Wallace Mountain, the retiring Grand|°P4 00 of their members, air per gard for our own laws, made by ov"-| exalted Ruler, ee aon Te ae ee Selves, If we love our country, !f we] Automobiles carrying the other|® & good one. It consists of 50 cake tes it \vitsation, it Is our solemn] omestg of the Grand Lodge and its| men, headed by Past Exalted Ruler duty now, os ne before, to throw] committees will follow, and then|S: B. Weller and @ patrol and drill our weight behind the law and the]there will be three great divisions of aaa we ve rie cf ee i eee : i . eh ‘ t them in gor-| i lodges which came from a long law enforcing bodie: marching Elks, many of them in gor-| aictunce are the Elke from Mankato, Bon Bon Bi “G endency toward law seal Grave as this tendency geous uniforms and many gayly de-}yrion who Beaune motuloniyathee A ; ¢ the dan- ’ ’ breaking {s, {t is but one of th corated flogts, in which will ride their! (4 band but also an opera singer, cnorce }\* A: : GROCERIES, { f WAIT. ( One of the employees’ in my shop OBJECTION OVERRULED. On the bulletin board of a public achool in 20th Street, I saw: “Show- {nches high. In many cases the water JEALOUS. fb was almost up to the top of tho stalks,| While motoring through the Catskilta} $7? Eh Abn! poy lp —Emma Fry, Dover Plains, N. Y. We passed an automobile, on the back » Li ies W.'V. Connery, No. 319 Bast 20th Street. - seat of which were two big dogs, their MR. SQUIRREL. forepaws resting on the back of the When I lifted the shade this morn-|seat in front of them. They were bark. |A MA. tng 1 found a tame squirrel petched|ing at a great rate, telling everybody | upon the sill, He came Into the room,|how much they were enjoying the ride, hopped upon a tuble and graciously ac-} Another dog leaned out the window of tennis costume, sat opposite me to-day * nuts 1 offered him. Then, tan old house at tha roadside and barked|in an Amsterdam Avenue car, When with his cheeks puffed out, he most un-fat them.—M. A. Concklin, No. 497 ys arose to signal the motorman and A MAN, A TENNIS BALL AND A SMILE. Sweet sixteen, attractively attired in => Beas we was burying her doilie in the back} jarring, L. R. stich ' LIKE dropped her handbag. I picked it up. ; hickalke 5 yord. Four little friends stood beside anes Walk, Coney Yelawe ee Bes abil sla Rll overtook her and said: “Pardon me.| by Capt. Bert Batterson of Newark,|Winner. There had been a long debate the anguished mother. All were cry- pe i of}indy, you dropped your t she| will march sixteen New Jersey? the matter the day previously, ing into their handkerchiefs.—Dorls V. FINIS. Ba) 56 Fopane noun the mes iooked surprised, almost unbelioving, | Lojgés, among them being those of|When Atlantic City made another bid Cunningham, No, 29 Cornell Avenue,| vw, tone Ne quare laby home from] but snatched the bag and never thanked City, Elizabeth, Bayonne, |#d met with a roar of disapproval Yonkers. i hee ai Teraime Avenue 1 ‘saw | school. Tee Ht was thelr frst visit) me, “John,” T heard her the man Te Se ae New Brusswick|from the delegates. No other city Bae Is ae Ce UN A Leuind how to. ast, to) tne. Weet side | Cheuhe oy Hug on tee eect ake Gacy land Bound Brook, had extended an invitation then, but Grasshopper in its beak, which it|suard how to get to the West Side} q ed my bi th rel Z : é t dropped my bag on the street and I hed e r REST IN THE RAIN ropped to the ground, ‘The Insect inade| subway and heard the guard reply] $47 In it.—R, McG, Fifth Avenue, TBRONX MAN WILL LEAD LARG-|yion.came from Boston. On our way home in the rain welone hop for its life bu line.” ‘They it the bird w: ‘ollow the gre ine.’ hey asked passed Tarrytown Reservoir and|too quick. The sparrow dropped ‘the|the next guard they met the INFLUENCE OF EXAMPI EST DIVISION. Elks for 1924, was considering moving While riding in a crowded Third But the largest division will be the] up its invitation for a year when ad- sSapagstnd ie poor ges pian) —~ grasshopper again and again, and each| question and again were told to time recaptured It. Motor trucks at low the green line. strangers ap- : tos . s s ; Parked, facing the highway. Heedless|the “fun” three or four times aad mooie | parently thought they wre being made| venue carl saw the conductor ston | Fourth, commanded by Joseph Brand, |journment wasstaken. , ot passing cars and pouring rain thelthe sparrow flew aw sand Orally | Pin of. I thought one of them lookea| {‘¢ car to get off and help an old |Past Exalted Ruler of Bronx Lodge,| Grand Esquire Harry Bacharach coupants of the car were fast asicop, lin its mouth.—Charlotte Klein, Noo sea] as tf he might swing on the man in| /@dy.om. All eves were on kim. The Jno, 871. In this section will march | withdrew Atlantic City’s Invitation as thelr heads on each other's shoulders.—| Morris Avenue, Bri d out the gree e} car had not travelled another block York Lodge, No. 1; Brooklyn]|soon as the session was convened yes- ‘onx, uniform. 1 pointed out the green tine " ; i New Yor! ge, 3 y he ses y ‘Van Traver, Yonkers. silo Janice Simpson, No, 600 Weat| Pefore every man who was seated JT cage, No, 22; Staten Island Lodge,|terday, explaining that since other gerous tendencies of the present. | wives and daughters. Grand Esquire] | z : * "There is a doctrine abroad in the Harry Bacharach of Atlantic City will| Wh claims Mankato as her home 2 Ripe Juicy | New Crop de had got up to give his seat to a “ lod, ’ 7 DAI ; eimesthale: Le No, 841, the Bronx lodge and the|towns semed to want the convention RBORIPT: I aw Tene Ge ete ae in cee Gem lodges from the many small towns|his town, this year, would withdraw Ey : town—Miss Florence MacBeth of th graciously loft me. 1 watched him feporton Avenue, Port Iehmovg, phe, aronn to signal tho motorman and |ehich is just as destiuctive, Thisliead the parade with his adjutant, Jo- e very day I place pits of bread and TINGS Aeesue: : 5 Chicago Opera Company. bury the nuts jn a hole and scamper plseva doctrine is that our function in life 18]geph G, Buch of Trenton. away.—Helen Lichtenstader, No. 667 up fn THE AIR rolled back the length of the car. Ali. oot ny with as little work as pos-] ‘Tho second division will be led by] HOW ATLANTA WON NEXT Riel Gontiknat Perk Avesue, Xoowere: . young man sprinted for it, picked it up ' r Sa a waat Weenies Buty eee eee gtralnman run almost the}and tossed it through an open window. | sible. * * * Where would we Ix | Jacob J. Niece BR os Be YEAR'S CONVENTION. length of the platform at the 180tt|She caught it gracefully and smiled alnow If our ancestors had réfused tc] Ruler of the Dover (N. J.) Lodge. ae ; ; sf) da im roma hen faareet Mtation of the Seventh Avenue| pretty acknowledgement.—A. T., West} = — — In this division will march six New inate eee se secrete eainad was sitting at the window whe way and noticed a di ‘a ; vewark, Pater.|the meeting place of the convention tinct vibration | 83d Street. with several bundies In her hands in| Jersey Lodges, from Newark, Pater COMPARATIVELY. neur New York. In this divison also|in their favor. : ether scraps of food out on a long ver-|front of a lamp post in ‘Central Park ee s P p .| At the Bronx Zoo I. saw the Honess ies = march the lodges from Philadel-| Bost e t into nomina-| § anda for the benefit of my little friends,|One of them dared another to climb it] partaking of @ small rump. steak A? THE FERRY, Le Ban Francison; Chlesgo, Mils|tion, wh ae. ange Bornean, : the birds. They wait patie for the|The hat of the girl who made the dare| Winnie Clarke, No. 235 West 13h] A young gentleman and his bride | Pity San Antonio, San Ju aot Mie tine oe anti Pieta tiene’ T-derj as tortriond| was throws per ote or the, core | winnie. Clare, came abeard. the fervbeat at {waukee, San Antonio, San Juan,/ang finally Atlanta. Proponents of t@ see sitting umong them a iittle} the post and the girl who dared prompt- i George, 8. L, followed by the unayoid- | Porto Rico, and many othe the first two towns, who first stated ebipmunk, or striped squirre!.—M. G.]ly climbed up and brought It down. She nin able so-called “Jokers” hearing aloft aj This, too, will be perhaps the most|the facilities each offered for enter- Cobb, Yorktown Heights, N. Y. wore a tight skirt, by the way.—F Dia- — . “Just Married” sign, This was flerce|olorful of the divisions. New York|tainment, jokingly held out as an mun COMMUTATION Tickmy, [20 N& M3 Bathgate Avenue, Bronx.! granon, @ cat at the Rockaway Fire Jand we all sympathized with the vie-|Lodge, No. 1, expects to offset its|inducement their proximity to the All Bev . ers snag une mie at stent, te erages Redu firemen alde down the emergency | however, about the contribution of ‘tne [lack of uniforms and drill teams and|Canadian border; but that was ee 1 heard a little girl crying as if herJof the structure. Yet when the train with several bundies in her hands in| 200" soboken, ‘Trenton and Asbury, |"ext year was made after a hot Aight On « New York Central train I saw pole, has acquired the habit, Deltb- musicians who “play the boat.""| When ESSIE kp i sy CHUH LE'S Two young men were just abe me as 1 walked through the to them. 183d Strer » No. 1043 heart would break. A little neighbor}came in, I could note only a slight}NO COUNTRY TOWN HAS ANY- eee ort the third division, headed|{r the honor betwen Boston and tho why ) y @ rather fussy old Indy hand « commu- DIDNT YOU #A¥ sot trately folding her pawca around the |we were pulling in at South Ferry the tation ticket to the conductor, He| While 1 was at the confectioner's last punched it with the customary double|"/sht @ man came fn, bought a quart] brase pole the cat slides down as |band struck up “Here Comes the click" of the punchers and moved on.|°f !c¢ cream and placed a dollar on the| gracefully as the most expert fire | Bride!—E. J. D., Third Avenue, “You've punched. my ticket twice,” she} fountain, The clerk, worked to death] fghter.—A. Watts, No. 601 West - complained, “you're charging me twoJand with twenty customers waiting, | 4aiat Street. ONP FINDS IT SO HARD TO fares” It took him some time to pa-|turned his head und sald; “On the other pentose UP WITH ONE'S READIN tently explain that he had made but{side.” “What asked the man, HORSES, Im Morningside Park 1 saw anu one new hole in the ticket.—Allen Dow,|"The other side," sald the.clerk. The|* Overcome by the heat, a hor and her charges, a small boy aud a No. 2 Morris Crescent, Yonkers. customer appeared to be nonplussed,| dropped dead in Kighth Avenue, ne very Hitle dog: "The bow teas lea but nevertheless he took the groenback| 120th Street. When w Borden wagon viddie car and the i WHAT UH HEARS AT Homm xs]and tured it upside down, The mixer| came along, drawn by one horse, the] ey’ a benchy The dog wa an “HENRY, DON'T LET THOSE and server didn't notice him again for] Borden antinal appeared to sense calam-| ¢9 the other end of the bench. Th FLIES IN. two or three minutes. Then he Ity in the air somehow and could not] puree was planted in the very mide 1 saw an elderly gentleman step e, mister, pay the boss|be persuaded to pass. The driver, al Gig of the bench reading “If Winter from a trolley car in Warburton |nt that little window on the other side|scnaible chap, finally turned about and] Gomes,”--B. OC. Austin, Ne tue Avenue, place his travelling bag on Jot the store."—Anna MePhillips, No, | chose another street —1. F., Fast 126th] Syege aisth Streets nN 4S the ground and turn around to close 41616 Avenue A. Btreet. bd woh the door of the car after him.—P. F, O'Hara, No. 364 Warberton Avenue, Haatings-on-Hudaon, N. Y. wi 39" DO! ww 2" jUARANTE) DAINS' r FIRST AID. GUARANTEE AGAINST DIVORCE. EAST 18 ALMOST WENT ; “ ' iae I saw a@ crowd of twenty or more 10m Bast 88th Street a iste chap of| aaw a number of prosperous looking] gathered around a street. salesman at elgbt had fallen and cut his head, 1] Chinese merchants, possibly on their|Trrth Street B nd oadway and I saw him sitting on his doorstep, h way to a club dinner, on the subway oe and “ 5 7 ‘ At head peahenet ioe ttc a sving Af Acs a lath Street, | All wore whity| Rome in to see What It was all about, You will decide at once that you need a pair of GUARANTEED FOR 5,000 MILES. ——__ when J went down to the bay to ta a dip | saw a stout middie-aged woman ¢ his pleyn joked | straw hats, red carnatio: Bo was oiling: Pe ne Galley what sport oxfords when you see the “Olympian"— trying to swim on an inflated automo-jon half enviously.—Stella R. Cowen, No, | suits, patent ivathcr sho hl witch ho said wes an shsolute euece number 3307. Its appearance is extremely good lil tire. =H G. Brown, Bellport, N. ¥.]160 West 95th Street, of Sine, all Arasricnn 1s ux und|ice against a divorce within five youre: taste e Horse with Scotch grain trim, bearing, excep! ans. Six or el ef and co! 2 sucti imi Ci i 8 “ MR, REILLY, seven of the party pulled Tross{ im the lower left hand corner of the suction sole. A limited Rice & Hutchins stock , WAIT UNTIL THEY Ger srucKk AGAIN SOME TIME, The car in which I was a passen- ger was held up dy a two-hors truck, stalled acroas the track. Truck driver and motorman tried in vain to get the horses to pull, but could not budge them. On the eide- walk a handsome lad of seven stood watching proceedings, Suddenly he doe’ 0) was a large red al.—, thelr breast pockets, unfolded them und| gaument Myoe sh large Ted seal.—J, fanned themselves vigorously When 2 ? the train pulled In the fans disappeared from view.—%, Lexington Avenue at $5.00, 1 was sitting out on the porch this evening when @ moving van passed. Pastencd at the very back of the load was a rocking chair, in which the driv- er's helper lolled most comfortably.— Emily Allen, East Islip, N. ¥. “RENEW HER COMPLEXION. At the léth Street subway station I aw & young woman enter a telephone booth and renew her complexion.—Mario ‘Mees, No, 45 Hyatt Avenue, Winfeld, Mail Orders Promptly Filled. SIGNET MEN’S SHOPS ( (2¢ deposit on above bottles-except Grape Juice) Wie dining in a ijth Street cafe- . teria I saw a well dressed Two K, 0.8 IN THE Fins. looking woman come in, take oon Right out in front of this door at} at one of the tables and wait for @ 3 o'clock Sunday morning I saw al waiter, She became impatient, corking good fight. It was a free-for-| tapped the floor with her feet and decided st was time for action, ang [all Two of the men were knocked] Jooked about complaininily, 1 muss walking to the side of the truck [cold in leas time than It takes to write! fered up courae enowsh to approach he gave tt a shove, with all hig |this letter—J. Lunsford, 215 Kast 88th] and explain the workinys of a cafe- LL atrength. At that instant the horses | Street: teria. She thanked me und pro- started, and the Kittle man stood all — ceaded to help heraclf.—Abraham Le GosH, yl YOU SCARED MP puffed with pride at the reeult ao | Rubenstein, No, #26 Tigany Street, 6 Pt ipvomta ad your {roceries atany exacioue conveniently located green stores JamesButiler.. Iéth Bt. at No. 6 Oth St at 1345 B'wa 42nd St, at No. 137 W St, at No. 112 West, ibdtn st, at Third Avenue. Broukiyn: 9T Fulton St. We Have an EDUCATOR SHOE for Everyone. Hw HANDBAG, A woman who walked ahead of me y Bes et the movies thisevoulng when shove, Just then the driver 4; Brone,